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Old 08-23-2009, 01:37 AM
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I always end my letters to my son with a Joke or two (or three) to bring a smile to his face, but I just love to make him laugh now and then. I've pretty searched the internet looking for jokes a mother can tell a son. In other words, jokes that aren't too crude or nasty. I think I've used up all the good ones.

So...Got a Joke to share?
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Old 09-08-2009, 09:33 PM
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My brother told me this joke (this weekend) that he got off of a popsicle stick:

Q: What animal don't you want to play cards with?
A: A cheetah

Then he said, "and I'm not lion..."

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Well both my 9 year old and 23 year old daughters chuckled at this one so I thought it was worth a shot:

What kind of phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone
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Old 09-09-2009, 07:06 AM
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This isn't a joke but the words on this t-shirt totally crack me up. it's in reference to michael vick getting picked by the eagles.

it says;"Vick's an an eagle,hide your beagle..." for some reason that just makes me laugh.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo??
A pouch potatoe.
What does one casket say to the other??
That you coffin?
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I find lots of jokes on Laffy Taffy, I buy it at the under $10 dollar stores so it's cheap. The jokes are pretty corny, but they are cute. Go get some, you'll have plenty of jokes to tell your son!!
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How do you fix a broken pizza?
Tomato paste.

Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing!

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
With a knight light.

Who made King Arthur's Round Table?
Sir Cumference.
(Silly jokes off a Round Table Pizza kids cup).
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Old 09-18-2009, 08:21 PM
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My husband would have a new joke just about every day when he'd come home from work (gosh I miss him). Here's one of my favorites:

A rope walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender replies "We don't serve your kind in here." The rope leaves, but is still very thirsty. He decides to try it again. After walking back in, he approaches the bartender and again asks for a drink. The bartender replies "I told you we don't serve your kind in here." Again, the rope leaves. Before attempting a third time, the rope twists himself into a loop and pulls himself tight hoping this will disguise him. As an added effect, he takes one end of himself, unravels it and spreads it out to look like a frazzled hairdo. He enters the bar for the third time and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender looks perplexed and scratches his chin. "Say, aren't you that rope that was in here twice already?" The rope faked a look of indignation on his face and loudly declared "No, I'm a frayed knot!"

And sometimes, my husband would use a funny voice, and tell me that the dog or cat was gonna "tell" me a joke. Those were always the corniest jokes. Here's a couple:

Why'd the lady throw the clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.

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Who earns a living driving customer away? A taxi driver.
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Thank you for sharing your jokes. I too like to add a few jokes through out my letters to my friend's son. It always seem to cheer him up when he writes back his letters are full of laughter. He tells me how he shares the letters that I write him with his cell mate and they read the letters over and over again laughing each time. So a new joke is always welcomed. I have checked out both shortjokes.com and knockknockjokes.com. If I come across any other sites, I will post those for you. Again, Thank you for sharing, :-)
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