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Old 05-10-2007, 03:03 PM
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Ok Ladies LOL I need some assistance here. I want to write him one, but dont know what to say. I have never written a nasty letter. I am completely serious.
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:13 PM
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ok im the same way.....ive always wanted to but can never find the words to say it lol....so ur not the only one that needs advice on this lol
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:19 PM
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I normally dont write a whole lot on that subject, I give him bits and peices to tease him, but mainly bcuz he does it to me! I'll start the letter off with something casual as I normally would then somehow just bring in the subject of what you want. Its not really easy to start but once you do it just comes easy and flows from your pen or pencil! Hope it works for you and good luck! But like I said when I wrote my first letter like that I only gave him bits peices to tease him and make him want more! He still tries to get me to write a whole letter on "nasty" things I wanna do but its so much more fun to see him beg for it and only give him a lil bit! Good luck and keep us posted on how it goes or pm me and let me know what he thinks!
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:24 PM
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I just sit back and think about all the nasty & naughty things we have done to each other. Then I can just let it flow (play on words ) Then I just tell him the things I want him to do to me. I take it step by step. I tell him what I will do to him, step by step. Spice it up with "dirty talk" add in a few moans, put a little flavor on it. We are good to go! He must have read them all in detail. He followed his & mine at our F.V.

By the way I never wrote one before he asked me to but once I started, it seems like all my thoughts just hit the paper! You can do the remember when type or fantasy type. If that does not work, try www.hoochymail.com. You can select a letter and just fill in the blanks. It will be emailed to you and then you can copy it and edit it as you want. I have used those too, but I think mine are better. You will have a little fun and excitement! The 1st one I wrote I had to take a break it was too hot & heavy!

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Old 05-10-2007, 03:47 PM
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I would love to write one too. I am also nervous. like when we talk on the phone no time after the kids talk. We usually spend time explaining what the kids say and time is up. I am also scared since they say they read the letters. Since he can not call for awhile I would love to do this. just not sure.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:02 PM
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LOL, just say what comes natural. I just will be writting and then break right in with a umm, baby I want you so bad or I need you and then I just start thinking of all of the things that I want and just go from there. LOL. We have a great time, and he loves it. If you want me to give you the dark and dirty send me a PM and I will tell you just what to say, of course you add your own spice to it.

I would post it here on the board, but I do not want to get banned. LOL

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I see I am not the only one that gets writer's block when it comes to smut letters. I try to, but I start writing, and get myself all worked up and then I am just angry at myself. Why did I do that to myself?
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So how dirty can we get on paper. I know my man says some things that I cant even believe.
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I have written some very sexy letters to him and he has written some to me too, I mean VERY explicit letters and none have gotten returned to me... I honestly dont think they sit and read every letter, they dont have enough time to do that... I think they are just making sure you arent sending anything in the letter.
If you are having a hard time writing, I just closed my eyes and pictured what I would want to happen at that moment and then start writing.
I hope you guys can gather your thoughts... goodluck, I know my man loved the letters!
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:51 AM
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I'm with myhusbandswifey: All i have to do is relive what we have done to each other and i get in the mood, that's when i write my letters telling him how i feel, etc. etc., and i do this every day so imagine...he writes back telling me what he would do to me with a lot of details and WOW, it gets hot in herrrrre...!! Let ur imagination fly. You'll be surprised how after u write the first one the next ones will flow easily. Good luck!
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Old 05-13-2007, 09:59 AM
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Just let your mind go and relax. sometime i turn the radio on and have a romantic cd, like " I wanna sexy u up" or anything from barry white or marvin gaye and girls lets just say that by the time the letter is sealed this nena here goes and take a shower LOL. Just try to be creative if you still have problems just Im me ok
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Right now my husband and I are writing a story...He started the story and I write back adding to it...I get so excited to get his letters...This story is turning into a "Zane" novel....It is a little easier to write about characters rather than writing about what you want to do to him or have him do to you, especially when you know your part of the story is being read by the COs...
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Old 05-13-2007, 01:41 PM
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haha i'm in the process of writing one right now.. last night i had to stop b/c it was gettin too hott haha
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OMG!!! i thought youy meant nasty, as in "nasty" like telling him off!! oh, honey, it's simple...just go with the flow, be very verbal and descrpitive, you can do it! and this is funny, i live right around the corner from zane grey's mansion! is that a hoot or what?!
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Old 05-13-2007, 10:51 PM
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Oh my god! I just went to that hoochymail thingy!!! Wow souch great ideas!! I copied a story and will send it tomorrow. Remember everyone that stamps go up to 41 cents tomorrow!
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Gee all I do is write what I want to do to him when he comes home.....I can just imagine his face when he gets some of my letters...He seems to think I'm innocent
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The place my guy was at before tripped on letters like that we had a few returned but the place he is at now is GREAT nothing returned and they can get REAL hot and heated A LOT!!! Happy writing ladies!!!
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:16 PM
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Ok Ladies LOL I need some assistance here. I want to write him one, but dont know what to say. I have never written a nasty letter. I am completely serious.

This is from experience. Wait until you calm down before you write to him. If you write him while you're pissed every flaw that he has will come out on paper.

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Old 05-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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I used to have a hard time writing this stuff too! He was the first one to send one to me and I just added to it. He wrote what he was doing to me and then I had to write what I did to him in return. I still have that letter he sent me. I have to reread it all the time. It was really hot and heavy too! I was so scared to respond because I didn't want anyone to see it. But he really enjoyed it and now we try to write one at least once a month. I usually just slip in a few lines through out the letter.
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description! Nothing too dirty for us, lady, we be big old FREAKS!!! I start with a lil fantasy and I let it go wild, but I use a LOT of descriptions, step by step! I throw in a few details I know he'll like.....

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Old 05-25-2007, 07:06 AM
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Hi,
What I've done is I just started a little book and once it was finished I should have published it. Then once I finished it, I mailed it to him. Just take your time, close your eyes, take a deep breath and imagine all the things you would love for him to do to you and you to him. Then once you open your eyes start writing. That always works for me.
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:22 PM
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My man wants me to write him one...he keeps asking for it and I tell him I've been busy. He wants me to explain in detail what we're gonna do his first night home. I don't even know how to begin!
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I like to wait till the kids are asleep I have a few glasses of wine and just relax. Most of the time I write ones with a plot.. I dont know if this will help but maybe rent a porn or reading a dirty magazine to get your mind going and give you some ideas..The most important thing is to write what you feel comfortable writing about.. Try not to focus on what he wants to hear trust me anything you write he will like... I have also done the hochymail but my husband likes thing I write on my own.. Also what you can do is have him start one and you continue it me and my husband did that we had a 30 page book going on LOL
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I usually read a "Zane" story...take myself to the "candy shop" and let my feelings and fantasies flow...replay the nasty things he's said to me in my head
 

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