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Old 06-20-2006, 06:46 PM
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God's work is love......

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Smile Recent Research Shows That There is 7 Different Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens

when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are

blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will

have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine

and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have

been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the

hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get

Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand

your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

Just thought this was funny and the truth. Hope it makes someone else smile and laugh like it did me!!
God's work is sometimes left unsaid. But remember that his work is in everything. Everything happens for a reason sometimes only known by him. Just follow your heart and what God puts in front of you. Pray every chance you get and live for today and your love you feel in your heart.......
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Old 06-20-2006, 06:51 PM
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I am forever his.....

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I had some of that hallway sex with my ex which of course led to courtroom sex.....too funny, Im gonna send it to my fiance, he will get a kick out of it.... Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh.
Until we can share our forever together,

I love you Steve!

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Old 06-21-2006, 04:06 PM
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Im also going to send that to my husband. He likes stupid stuff like that.

Angel and Jaydon Nicolodi

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