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Old 11-28-2004, 11:36 AM
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Default The turkey shot out of the oven

I got this in an email this morning.

Subject: The turkey shot out of the oven

(to the tune of , "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")

The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,
It smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
that I'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
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Old 11-28-2004, 01:21 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!! Too funny, JJT!!! Thanks for the giggles!
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Old 11-28-2004, 05:54 PM
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Very cute!!
I love this crazy tragic,
sometimes almost magic,
awful beautiful life...
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