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Old 08-12-2017, 10:07 PM
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Default Babe I have two favors to ask of you

He needed me to find the answers to two really important questions! Wait for it....

1. What is the fastest animal in the world?
2. What do whales eat?

Just to make you laugh tonight. I couldn't help but laugh because in my head it was going in a completely different direction!

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Old 08-12-2017, 10:19 PM
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I love this and I laughed! Thank you for sharing. I thought my boyfriend was the only one [in a lock up situation] that asked these kind of things!
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Old 08-12-2017, 10:22 PM
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I love this and I laughed! Thank you for sharing. I thought my boyfriend was the only one [in a lock up situation] that asked these kind of things!
I thought he wanted more sock or some crap. Lmao
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I love this and I laughed! Thank you for sharing. I thought my boyfriend was the only one [in a lock up situation] that asked these kind of things!
He was all super serious too! I guess they were having an important discussion on animals tonight??
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Old 08-12-2017, 10:31 PM
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He was all super serious too! I guess they were having an important discussion on animals tonight??
Oh to have been a fly on the wall for that discussion! Asking for socks in a serious tone would be funny too!

Before my boyfriend got into trouble, we had a conversation about belugas and orcas. He called them „rubber whales" and some how, it turned inappropriate. While we were laughing loudly, my neighbor downstairs came up to reprimand us! Whales: a popular topic. Who knew!
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Oh to have been a fly on the wall for that discussion! Asking for socks in a serious tone would be funny too!

Before my boyfriend got into trouble, we had a conversation about belugas and orcas. He called them „rubber whales" and some how, it turned inappropriate. While we were laughing loudly, my neighbor downstairs came up to reprimand us! Whales: a popular topic. Who knew!
He gets super serious about his clothes. They have to match. If they get stained, the world ends. Lol
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I love this it has made really made me smile
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It depends on the whale. Killer whales eat seals, while the baleen whales extract krill from sea water.

The cheetah is the fastest land animal
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This thread made me smile , my ex once asked me to look up how many Kings England has had. He also asked me if it was true that blondes had more fun.
I guess they have all day to think of random things.
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Thanks you gave me an idea. Sometimes when she calls I can feel the tension in her voice for the first few minutes. I can make her laugh, but it normally takes more than 15 minutes to get her really going.
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Thanks you gave me an idea. Sometimes when she calls I can feel the tension in her voice for the first few minutes. I can make her laugh, but it normally takes more than 15 minutes to get her really going.
I'm glad. They were way hibg something last night and he gave these answers, but they insisted he was wrong. Lol

We were laughing about it this morning
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Those are funny questions! They can have some pretty healthy debates in there! My husband is always asking me to google things for him so he can prove himself one way or another. I am generally a little surprised about the questions. "How did you get on that topic?" I know he is a sport's nut so those questions don't surprise me, but some of these other things??? He claims he wins the debates about 80% of the time. I figure there are worse things he could be doing with him time.
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Makes me wonder if they had a Trivial Pursuit game going...

Favorite question of all time...from the original version 30 years ago or so...in frisbee competition, what does the term MTA stand for?

The correct answer was Maximum Time Aloft, but it quickly turned into "My Turn A**hole" in the local games LOL!
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My husband writes what he calls "VIQ"- Very Important Questions.

Usually they've been about important stuff for the foundation of our relationship (we had been reconnected for 7 years before we married.)

The last one I think he knows we're perfect for each other but he still called it a VIQ- "What is your favorite kind of pie?"

Gotta love the man.
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My husband writes what he calls "VIQ"- Very Important Questions.

Usually they've been about important stuff for the foundation of our relationship (we had been reconnected for 7 years before we married.)

The last one I think he knows we're perfect for each other but he still called it a VIQ- "What is your favorite kind of pie?"

Gotta love the man.
Thats quite an important question. Its apple for me all the way lol.
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And I have always wondered how drunk a skunk actually is.
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Thats quite an important question. Its apple for me all the way lol.
Chocolate satin for me.
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I've had many pen pals ask for song lyrics so they can prove that their cellie is singing it wrong!

I think you should start including some random animal trivia in all your letters now.
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Thats funny
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He needed me to find the answers to two really important questions! Wait for it....

1. What is the fastest animal in the world?
2. What do whales eat?

Just to make you laugh tonight. I couldn't help but laugh because in my head it was going in a completely different direction!


Sometimes they say the darndest things on a phone call.....
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