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Old 12-11-2004, 11:26 PM
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70 above-

Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
Harley's start but idle roughly.
People in North Dakota go swimming the lakes.


60 above-

North Carolinians cancel outside sporting events.
People in North Dakota plant gardens.


50 above-

Californians shiver uncontrollably. Harley's have a hard time starting.
People in North Dakota sunbathe.


40 above-

Italian and English cars won't start. Harley's won't start unless jumped.
People in North Dakota drive with the windows down.


32 above-

Distilled water freezes. Harley's start leaking more than just oil.
Senior citizens in North Dakota wear long-sleeve shirts.


20 above-

New Yorkers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. Schools close. God has to be involved to get a Harley to start.
People in North Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above-

Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in North Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.


0-

People in Miami flee to Cuba.
North Dakota people wear hats when outside.


-20 below-

Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in North Dakota get out their winter coats.


-40 below-

Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in North Dakota are selling cookies door-to-door.


-60 below-

Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
North Dakota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.


-80 below-

Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in North Dakota go ice fishing.


-100 below-

Santa Clause abandons the North Pole.
College students in North Dakota get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.


-297 below-

Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in North Dakota complain about farmers with cold hands.


-460 below-

All atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). BR!
People in North Dakota start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya"?


-500 below-

Hell freezes over.
School buses in North Dakota run one hour late.



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