Okay I confess that when our cell phone bill came today I went over it with a fine tooth comb.

Now you must know the history: I found out that my exboyfriend who I had been living with for a couple of years was infact married the whole time, even had a child with his wife while he lived with me all because one day he asked me to look at something on his cell phone bill and I got curious....

Fast forward to today... I get an itemized bill with all the calls each of us has made/received, time date etc... so I'm sitting here looking at Sebastians end of it getting more pissed off at what a fool I've been by the minute! This fool has been calling some female (not the word I actually was thinking of LOL) at all times of the night when we were apart!!!! I couldn't decide if I should call her or him and I sat here trying to decide... I got more pissed by the minute because it seemed sooooooooo out of character for him. I was a complete idiot, he played me for a ... WHOA BACK THE BUS UP!!!! DUHHHHHHH uh yeah I admit it... that's uh well ummmmm okay you forced it outtttta me, it's my cell phone number!!!! LMFAO Sheesh I don't call myself yanno???

Got a confession? Lay it on us...

Go on Laugh at me, it's okay,
Patty

See what happens when we think to hard. Glad you throught about it longer before you called and gave yourself a piece of your mind. LOL No Confessions yet,

LMAO Nisha ~ I had some choice words for myself as you can well imagine!!!

Smackin' mah forehead,
Patty

Awe (((Patty))) I'm not laughing at ya, just with ya Girllllll. And I can't say that I wouldn't be just as curious. Yes, I trust him. Buttttttt, I'M HUMAN TOO! LOL. So while you were gone he was calling you? LMFAO.

My hubby aint' home but I really needed this laugh, thank you :thumbsup:

LOL. That sounds like something I would do. (Not recognize my own phone number LOL)

LOL I am sure you did, :) Dont worry even the best of us do that some of the times.

My hubby aint' home but I really needed this laugh, thank you :thumbsup:

Ms ~ Glad to be of service honey! LOL

KoolAid ~ Kool name by the way... it happens, right?

I can't decide if I should tell him or not, I feel like such a um well HUMAN!!!

Gigglin',
Patty

Oh Patty, I have done the same thing with Ron's cell. I felt so stupid! At least it's something you can laugh about!

LOL... this is cute! I'd do something like this too!

Angel ~ I try so hard to be open minded, considerate, etc. but every once in a while... LMAO I'm laughin' so hard I'm cryin'

Sam'sgirl ~ I guess we all have a common bond, huh?

I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell,
Patty

LOL....I am sorry but you had me laughing soo hard!!! It sounds like something I would do...but I'd be the one to call him bugging out and THEN figure it out after I gave Dave a BIG piece of my mind!!!! Thanks for sharing this with us!!! Hey...we are human...what can I say!!!! Good thing your not as impulsive as I would have been!!!! Hugs:p
-Jackie

LOL Jackie, it's not so much that I"m not impulsive, it's more like I was loadin' mah gun!!!

Trigger Happy,
Patty

Oh Patty, ya gotta tell him...too funny!!!

haswtch ~ I did tell him and he was a good sport about it as always. He told me you really wanted to cuss me out didn't you? Uh huh yeah I did. Alls well that ends well.

Patty

Hey Patty

When I first started reading your post, I thought "NO WAY" I've read all your other post and seen your pictures and thought there is no way this could be true, I was almost in tears from laughing when I got to the end of it :D Your a mess girl!!LOL

Michelle Z.

:D Your a mess girl!!LOL

Michelle Z.


I MOST CERTAINLY AM BUT I'M HIS MESS SO IT'S ALL GOOD LMAO!!!

Hugggz,
Patty

i actually go over our phone bill with a fine tooth comb because there were a cpl numbers that i didnt recognize..out of state numbers....one i called and it was somebody off his yahoo buddy list..i was sooooo p******ed off that he was calling some other chick. i almost ended our relationship because of it. long story but i think i am going to post it in one of the cheating threads.....

I MOST CERTAINLY AM BUT I'M HIS MESS SO IT'S ALL GOOD LMAO!!!

Hugggz,
Patty

That's right, and that makes it all Good!!LOL

Michelle Z.

LOL Patti! I needed that laugh :)

(Not laughing at ya just laughing with you)

Patti,
They always say, once burned- twice shy. You didn't do anything most of us who went through what you did would do.

Oh man, that sounds like something I would do. I have been burned way too many times. I have to laugh a little though....

OMG PAtty I am gonna get you!!!!!!!

I was on my way packed to come to Illinois to help you whoop sum booty!!!!!

Then I stared crackin up!!!! LOL that is great!!!!!

Hot Latin I did something similar BUT at least you caught yourself...I was in one of my Inspector Gadget modes and I couldn't take it and blew it up..he told me I had too much free time on my hands..lol..That was with m ex tho...he gave me EVER reason to think he was messing around..and you know what..he was...But im glad you realized it was your number..we are entitled to a few mindless days..lol

Candy ~ being that I was born and raised and lived in in Cali until 3 yrs ago I hear ya loud and clear, nice to know you were willing to posse up on my behalf, I'll contact you if it should eva be problem, I'm thinking the only problem here is my past history with an unworthy fool!!!

HasNAie ~ yanno it's funny my man is sittin' here watchin' me type and we're both laughin about it, the best thing to come from this is it serves as a reminder that not all men are alike. Sebastian's a keeper...

I love him,
Patty

LOL....this was too funny

*makes note to learn phone number before Chris gets home*

LOL TNC ~ good idea put it on your short list of things to do before he gets home!!!

Wish I had,
Patty

Girl- once I found this number on my baby's cell and I knew I had caught him up. I put on my detective hat and got online and found out it was some woman named Mary. So I decided to be slick and I said, "Mary called today and we had a nice long talk." Well he looks at me like I'm crazy and I'm going on and on- don't deny it I know all about it. Finally he asks me where did I get this information, so I told him from the number on the cell phone. It was one digit off from his father's number- he had called the wrong number! Let's just be glad he has a good sense of humor- in fact he still brings that up occassionally just so I can feel like a fool! ;)

Yea I feel ya Patty the only issue now is the fact that some fool done went on ahead and messed up ya head for the new man in ya life! But ya gotta take chances!!

lonelyliz ~ I know someone who did something similar to that, wait it was me haha, my man was teasing me about it just this morning, reading off my number from the bill sayin' hmmm who could that be!!! LOL

Candy ~ You're right we all have a fair share of baggage and I'm working on losing mine, all in good time...

Patty

I would have loved to have seen the look on your face when you realized that was your number.

Was it an - Oops glad he wasnt here this exact moment :eek: let me get my self together :rolleyes: kind of moment.

This is a jewel of a confession.

Roger's Girl ~ Well I didn't see the look myself but it felt like my face was all bunched up then sorta exploded in laughter!!!!!!!!! I was gonna kick my butt even though I'm sure I didn't know about me of course he was the degenerate here, after all this time oh what a loser!!! LMAO It's all good , we're still laughin' about it!!!


The accuser AND the accused,
Patty

LMFAO Patty!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: You really make my day girl!! Youre just too funny!! :)

2nice ~ Glad to give you a giggle I've gotten plenty from this myself. Update: He's still calling that WOMAN wait that's me whew almost freaked myself out! LOL

Patty

oh my God, that is funny as hell!!! LOL...something I would do...ha ha ha, oh my! funny funny funny!

Imagine how furious and frustrated you would have become if you called the number from your cell phone and found it busy all the time! :)

Okay, that has made me laugh hysterically! I can see myself, going over that bill, getting hotter & hotter! I have done tons of things that I can't believe I have to look around, just to see if anyone is looking!! LOL!!!

At least you recognized the # before going off!!

Oh sheesh we are still laughin' about this. I knew alot of people would be able to relate to it. We are human after all!!!

Patty

lmbo i have been missing my fiance so much that i didnt think i could laugh if i wanted to but i did on yours lol that is funny
trababy18

OMG!!!!!! That is TOOO FUNNY!! I missed this thread but I'm glad it popped back on the radar :D

Well trababy18 then my work here is done! LOL Keep laughin' it's good for ya!

qwerty ~ amazing how stuff pops up when ya need a giggle. Trust me we're still laughin' about it. =)

Hugggz,
Patty

Patty, gotta tell ya I sure looked over my man's first bill too LOL

Hey Mary glad to see you've resurfaced, hope I didn't plant 'BAD' thoughts in your head, remember I'm goofy!!! Hope all is well with you...

Hugggz,
Patty

Okay I confess that when our cell phone bill came today I went over it with a fine tooth comb.

Now you must know the history: I found out that my exboyfriend who I had been living with for a couple of years was infact married the whole time, even had a child with his wife while he lived with me all because one day he asked me to look at something on his cell phone bill and I got curious....

Fast forward to today... I get an itemized bill with all the calls each of us has made/received, time date etc... so I'm sitting here looking at Sebastians end of it getting more pissed off at what a fool I've been by the minute! This fool has been calling some female (not the word I actually was thinking of LOL) at all times of the night when we were apart!!!! I couldn't decide if I should call her or him and I sat here trying to decide... I got more pissed by the minute because it seemed sooooooooo out of character for him. I was a complete idiot, he played me for a ... WHOA BACK THE BUS UP!!!! DUHHHHHHH uh yeah I admit it... that's uh well ummmmm okay you forced it outtttta me, it's my cell phone number!!!! LMFAO Sheesh I don't call myself yanno???

Got a confession? Lay it on us...

Go on Laugh at me, it's okay,
Patty
oh that is great! i'm not laughing at you ... ok maybe i am a little bit, or maybe I'm laughing in your general direction :D :thumbsup:

LOL whiskeylullabye (love the name, Ima whiskey drinkin' gal from way back) it's fine to laugh at and with me I've done a great deal of that myself.

Smilin',
Patty

hell this was before your post. I come from the angle of always knowing what you're up against, even if it's nuttin LOL

:haha: LMAO!!!!! You're crazy gurl!!!

That was funny! So what were you going to say to yourself when you answered the phone???? LOL

MrsPhil ~ I had some choice words all picked out unfortunately they aren't fit for polite company!!! LMAO

Patty

no laughing, just glad i'm not the only one with doubts and fears!!!! i trusted my ex-husband totally. he was very untrustworthy(to say the least) he told me one time he didn't show up to take me out on a date because his lil boy had been killed in a car crash and he wanted me to get a bigger car cause his son was killed in a small car. after a long conversation with his mother, found out he didn't have ANY children, it was all made up.that is one of thousands of "stories" and 5 affairs (that i knew of). after divorcing him my trust in men was completely shot. i just felt so stupid for believing him so easily. with marc i love him dearly, but i do second guess ALOT. it's the only form of protection i have from being hurt again. i don't have time to read the posts on this thread, when i get back, i will. hopefully i can learn something!!!!!!

OMG this thread is so old. We still laugh about it though, I'm gonna remind him when he calls tonight he'll get a tickle out of it! LOL

Patty