Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
"rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, the Dog

oh dear...i actually thought I would realy know how to clean it now....I have no cats, will two dogs do just fine???
this was funny...Just thought I would read something else...but this is great!!

LOL JJT I thought you had a new remedy!!! LOL YOu are just toooo funny!!!!

LMAO.... I need a cat!!! here kitty kitty kitty... LOL

here kitty kitty....

JJT that was a good one hahahahahaha

JJT that cat looks way to calm to have just come out of a toilet.....LMAO

At first I thought, how funny that someone would need instructions....
but then you had me rolling.

So they really are more than footballs with legs?

So they really are more than footballs with legs?

Bwwwahahahahahhaaaaahahahaaaaa!!!


Footballs with legs................ that is funny!!

You suckered me too.I thought,ohhh, there's a better way? arggh.I lack the requisite cat.

roflmao!

Just last night I hear some water splashing. I live alone so I thought this was kind of bizarre. I go to the kitchen thinking I had a leak or something. I then check the laundry room to see if somethings wrong with my washing machine. I make my way to the bathroom only to find my cat propped up on the toilet splashing around. I've attached a picture of the lil snot. His name is Squirt and he's an evil genius.

My mom told me this works great-
Pour a can of coke in the toilet and let sit overnite. I guess the acid in the coke removes even the ugliest of stains on old toilets.

JJT, this is just too cute, so is the picture of the cat in the toilet. I realize these are old posts, but I am fairly new to the site, and just found these. Way to cute. Made my day.

roflmfto that was well funny xx