View Full Version : It's back! The FUNNY NAME list!

07-26-2004, 12:18 AM
I started this one before a while ago, but it was just so much fun I thought I'd try it again!

Just share funny names you've come across, whether it is a last name, first name, nickname or business name.

I work in customer service, so I see alot! Just today I've had
Wiener :D and Skeleton :D

So share your funny names! :D

07-26-2004, 06:07 AM
a guy named dickgraber.....i know it wasn't pronounced the way it one will call him buy his last name cause they are afraid....ME TOO..:lol:

07-26-2004, 07:27 AM
I worked at a day care right out of high school there were twins there and there names were spelled....limonjello and ...orangejello no kidding! Also my mom works for a grocery store and she had to call someone about a bad check and she had to to say is "Anita Leigh there" lmao i heard of a name it was like pronounced pagiemay but it was spelled pajama, and my sister works for a credit union and her boss was on vacation and she was taking messeges, 5 times that week and he would leave a messege he would say tell her "this old black man called", come to find out he was saying "T.O. Blackman"
anyways love ya rotflmfwao

07-26-2004, 12:02 PM
William William Williams and Thomas Thomas. Real names, Folks! Were these parents unimaginative or what? I have more of these.

Richard (Dick) Seaman

I used to work in a hospital ER and it was funny how many docs had names suited for their specialities...
Dr Cockburn... pronounced Coe Burn... urologist
Dr Shams... pain mgmt who always had problems with insurance authorization... probably because he was a sham?
Can't remember the others right now. *pout*

My dentist office is Friendly Smiles run by Dr Friend and Dr Smiley. A Dr Love also works there.

Three brothers came into my ER. All named Perry Smith. Never understood why the parents didn't put the middle names as the first. Very confusing!
Perry George Smith
Perry Robert Smith
Perry Travis Smith

Hired a dishwasher when I worked in GA. His only legal ID was his birth certificate showing his legal first name to be Catfish. When I asked why Catfish, he replied, "Well, that's what my Momma was eatin' when I was made!" Oh my!

Don't know that anything besides Dr Cockburn and Dick Seaman make your criteria but I've always remembered the other names. :)

07-27-2004, 12:59 AM
I went to see a walk-in doctor and he introduced himself as Dr. Lowcock. I couldn't believe my ears, and asked him to repeat a few times, by then I was red!

I was at work and there was a mom, who was having a hard time managing her toddler, he kept running off, knocking things off the shelves...he was very active, but wouldn't listen to her. She then put her hands on her hips and yelled " Jesse James come here right now!"

My daughter befriended twin boys...whose names were " Gunner and Cane"

In highschool, there was a guy there named "Duncan Hines" he was teased about his baking ability.
Also another guy in highschool was "Condon", but it always came out as Condom, during attendance no matter what.

07-27-2004, 02:40 AM
Oh my god-these are so funny!

How can parents be soooo cruel? :eek:

07-27-2004, 02:52 AM
There was a girl in my high school whose legal name is Mary Rounds. Not too original, huh. That is until she tells you what her middle name is... it's Go.

07-27-2004, 11:13 AM
Knew a Robert Christmas who married a woman named Mary. Okay, she KNEW what she was in for but they named their daughter Merry! When asked they said they wanted a different spelling on the daughter's name so as not to get confused with the mother! They were so deadpan when they said this it sounded as if they didn't know the future torture their daughter would get!

07-27-2004, 12:13 PM
I knew someone named "Abimbola"---it sounds like "A Bimbo" LOL!!

07-27-2004, 12:53 PM
I knew someone named Merry Melody (last name undisclosed).

07-27-2004, 12:54 PM
How about Precious Fews?

Dick Root?

07-27-2004, 01:05 PM
I work in the medical field and see funny names all the time, a few I remember are;

Dr. Faught
Carmel Swirl
Donald McDonald
Dr. Crabtree (female)

there are so many.....I just can't remember now!

07-27-2004, 01:15 PM
Oh yah this is this bum at my job called "Gas can Harry".

07-27-2004, 01:23 PM
Oh I knew a Betty Humpter in high school

In preschool my teacher's name was Ms. Pickle

07-27-2004, 03:14 PM
I knew a guy named Spanky Mobley.

07-27-2004, 03:20 PM
This may not count as "funny" but pretty ironic. There was a guy on the news who's name is "Kerry Edwards" and if that isn't strange enough, his middle name is "Dean"

Kerry Dean Edwards. Sounds like a true Democratic name right? Nope. He is going to vote Republican. :shrug:

07-27-2004, 03:49 PM
I knew of a family that named their son Awol.. because the dad was AWOL.. from the military when he was born.. The next son the named
Just Another...

07-27-2004, 04:29 PM
In my church there was a guy named Harry Berry. He had a daughter named Mary Berry.

07-27-2004, 05:28 PM
My friend's mom is a 1st grade teacher, and she had a kid in her class last year named DOG. You pronounce it by actually spelling the word D-O-G, sounds like Diogi. Get it? How bad is that!

08-03-2004, 12:07 PM
I hired a guy as a dishwasher when I worked in GA. His legal first name on his birth certificate was Catfish because that's what his momma was eatin' when he was made! Oh my!

08-16-2004, 09:00 AM
Just heard the US Equestrian team's horse trainer (?) is named Brendan Furlong. How ironic is that?

jr's girl
08-16-2004, 11:41 AM
my friend went to school with a girl named Magic Monjilomeanie (not sure of the spelling on that)
I also do some cust svc, how about the last name Boner.

also went to school with a GIRL named Michael Peter <last name witheld>...she said her parents always wanted a boy.

08-16-2004, 09:16 PM
I had a Dr. once whose last name was Doctor...They would call him over the PA "Dr. Doctor please report to the ER...I also knew a girl named Stormy Weather...Another girl i know is named Love, she named her little girl Baby Love!

08-19-2004, 11:16 AM
I went to school with a guy named Nimrod Ram, I had a childhood friend whose full name is Cherish Me Valentine, and she had a baby and named him Lucky Valentine. There is a woman at my moms church named Sherry Derryberry.

08-19-2004, 11:18 AM
I remembered another one...I once worked with a girl named Summer Thyme Love

08-19-2004, 11:44 AM
Stormy Dawn was a friend of mine, and I once had an OB/GYN whose real name was Dr. Pain!! If his name was not bad enough, when I was prepped to deliver my daughter, he examined me and made the comment that I had a "poodle cut"! Needless to say, once she was delivered I never looked or went back. Every once in a while I wonder what ever happened to him. And his poodle cut. LOL

08-19-2004, 12:21 PM
My son's social worker is Ms. Fagout... my husband thought that was hilarious.

Anthony's Fina
08-19-2004, 12:41 PM
last name of a friend Puchie

09-06-2004, 11:27 PM
precious brown stone

09-06-2004, 11:29 PM
At work we have a customer who's name is Vagina Lyn Coch.

09-06-2004, 11:44 PM
Wow! Who would name their kid Vagina?

There is a chiropractor in my town names Dr. Bonebrake. I didn't believe it, but he's in the phone book.

barons lady
09-07-2004, 10:05 PM
how about Iris Swallows

09-07-2004, 10:18 PM
My brothers name is Joe Cocker, just like the singer.

09-07-2004, 10:21 PM
A girl in my son's year at school is named 'Tuesday Beaver'. She is now 15 years old and as you can imagine some kids (and adults) can be pretty ruthless... :D

09-12-2004, 10:51 PM
I have a friend who is an MD and his last name is Dickie...paging Dr. Dickie !! I always thought it was a shame he wasn't a urologist !!!!:D

09-13-2004, 02:51 PM
My husband's initials spell out A.S.S.

09-13-2004, 07:42 PM
A friend of mine had a plastic suregon named Dr. Peter Dingeldein. I always found that one amusing. Then I knew a John Johnson and a Adam Adams. Lack of origionality I guess. LOL

09-13-2004, 08:26 PM
My first job was in a pizza delivery place and Mr. Mister ordered a large pepperoni every Friday night while I worked there!

And, my favorite - There used to be a guy in the phone book who everyone called when we were teenagers - last name Shithead - pronounced shith/ead, the 'th' goes together. Needless to say, he got an unlisted number pretty quick!

09-13-2004, 08:35 PM
Ok - my man has me look people up occasionally and I personally take it upon myself to look up whoever he is bunking with. I keep what I find out to myself usually, but this time I had to say something. I was looking at his bunkies stuff on the web and came across the aliases. I promptly wrote my honey and said, "Tell Chief JuneBug I said, 'What's up?'"

My daughters are in fifth grade now, but when they entered 2nd grade we were at the open house and they were showing me around and I came across a name tag on a desk and had to do a double take. MissEgyptian - yes that is one word and it is her first name! :confused:

09-13-2004, 08:55 PM
When I was in middle school, the two meanest teachers there were Mr. and Mrs. Assey -- the wife's name was Joan Assey and the husband's name was Jack Assey. His parents must've been some pieces of work putting a name like that on their child!

One of the wards who came through a program I work at had the last name "Boner" -- he was a very self confident, out-going, likeable, popular kid ... and he really knew how to fight.

In Texas, the former Governor Jim Hogg allegedly had a daughter he named "Ima".

Someone earlier mentioned someone in town who was forced to get an unlisted number due to crank calls--when I was a kid, there was a person in town named "Purple Onion". Yeah, I called him too, heh :D

09-18-2004, 01:21 AM
My children's counsellor for stress management and dealing with anger issues is Mrs. Valiam.

09-20-2004, 03:34 AM
We have a customer here at work his name is Peter Dickhead.

Then there's another one that's Igley Pigley. Feel sorry for him.

09-20-2004, 05:29 AM
Doctor Pitts.....minnie:cool:

10-05-2004, 11:32 PM
My radio station was having this conversation the other morning. Unfortunately, I tuned in just at the end so I only heard them say the one that got the whole topic started.

A couple named their new baby boy :D Drew Peacock :eek:. Well, alfter a few days of saying it, they finally realized what it sounded like and are now changing it!

10-05-2004, 11:43 PM
my math teacher in high school was mr butts

a my best friend cousin named her daughter pepsi no whammy (from a show)jameson

a girl in my junior high name was duduntada jones pronounced like the sound a horse makes when running... put it like this she lasted almost a week in our school before after all the teasing made her transfer

10-06-2004, 12:52 PM
I went to school with a guy named Eugene B. Hindpeter. He must have made his parents mad when he was born.

10-06-2004, 01:04 PM
There is a pilot at work named Igor Gore.

02-13-2006, 01:31 AM
I had a friend named Mike Hunt. I swore he was bsing me the first time I met him!

02-13-2006, 05:43 PM
I went to school with someone named Dorkus vlata She was russian

mia isearl
02-13-2006, 05:57 PM
I call my son cou ca so when his dad gets ou of jail he asks everyone if there is a drug dealer in our town with that nickname he thinks i'm lying about our son being his and he's the local drug dealers named cou'ca

02-21-2006, 06:03 PM
i know a girl name candy cane ... another lady in towns names sharon peters can imagen lmao

02-22-2006, 11:23 AM
My initials are ALF, like the hairy alien from the 80s and I'm named after a porn star. I use to get emails all the time asking if I was the originally AmberLyn......uh no, sorry. That's not me.

02-22-2006, 11:12 PM
ok Darnell's middle name is Love...he wants our baby m or f to be that too ughh...

I have a dr named Dr. Proctor and a girl I went to school with her name was QueenEsther that was her 1st name lol

02-23-2006, 02:00 AM
i am a hotel manager and i have a guest that comes here his name is thomas massengil :D lol

04-03-2006, 12:13 PM
I knew of a girl named April First (by marriage). My sons uncle is Johnny John Johnson. And when my mother worked for the Dept of Social Services she knew of a girl named Cinderella