View Full Version : I Need Help Writing a Dirty Letter!


UsPlus7
12-05-2010, 04:04 PM
Okay, so me and my LoVe are really passionate for each other. He's written a few nasty-minded tales to me and I KNOW he would love one in return. No problem. Right??

Well, being a very "freaky" female and with as much passion, love and desire as I have for him- I would think writing a dirty letter to him would be a piece of cake, but I'm WRONG! I sooo want to write one, I even listen to some of our songs and start reminiscing so that I can "channel" that lustful feeling. But I just dont know what outline (if you will) to use and then when I DO start writing, I get so dang worked up within the first two paragraphs that I'm running for B.O.B :slap:

LADIES please give me some advice or if any of you are WILLING, perhaps share a sample letter, so I have somewhat of a blueprint of how a dirty letter should go.LOL THANKS SO MUCH!

UsPlus7
12-17-2010, 12:40 PM
OHHH C'MON! 105 views and NO replies? Seriously?! I KNoooooW I'm not the ONLY one here tryna muster up a LUSTFUL LETTER. LOL

Is ANYONE willing to give some insight? ANY insight. Am I supposed to just tell a story or describe a fantasy or REMINISCE about a lustful night we may have had. SOMEBODY ANYBODY please help!

mrs.jv
12-17-2010, 01:24 PM
Tell him exactly how u want things to go down wen that tyme comes. Tell him every detail. Be creative... use diff positions.... add
Sound effects n diff names "babby boo daddy papi" wateva.... and end it off were he can continue it.... ") good luck

mrs.jv
12-17-2010, 01:36 PM
Tell him exactly how u want things to go down wen that tyme comes. Tell him every detail. Be creative... use diff positions.... add
Sound effects n diff names "babby boo daddy papi" wateva.... and end it off were he can continue it.... ") good luck

initwithhim
12-17-2010, 01:46 PM
Here's how my finace' describes how he writes his letters... Just think of something you've never done (that you'd like to do) and write how you would like it to happen. Like describe a normal night at home, him coming from work, you lying in bed, etc. It's not really that hard once you've written a couple and make sure you start it off slow or you won't even get two sentences in before you head for your B.O.B!

I know it's hard to write something like that and to be honest, we've written so many back and forth we're having trouble thinking of new ideas!

Good luck!

qylaila
12-17-2010, 01:54 PM
Well I must be down right nasty beyond the freaky and kinky because I say stuff that puts him to sleep afterwards. I DON'T EVER RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY TO MY BABIE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS U CAN SAY TO HIM THAT WILL BLOW HIS TOP!!

LanaJo
12-17-2010, 02:06 PM
The best way to make a freaky letter feel so real is to describe everything to a t, the way things taste, the way it smells the way it feels......the more description the more he can get into it!

Instead of saying i want you to come home after work and do me like a wild monkey!! LOL!!! Sorry!!

Say something like, you come home and find the house dark, as you open the door you notice the lights out in the house as well, the aroma of peaches and vanilla great your senses, and the glow of the candles from our bedroom twinkle, leading your to your final desitnation. As you come into the door, I lay on our bed, silken sheets around my body, and the tiniest of panties cover my frame...........etc.........etc............it's just the moment that your trying to convey, the sexual parts are just the icing!!

lovingmagic
12-17-2010, 02:09 PM
i have written some fantasy stories...i am afraid that they are not PG and could get me banned...people that read my stuff think i should get a writing job with the penthouse forum

so here are some tips...when you write refer to all of your senses...

the setting - this is how you see your surroundings...adjectives are your friend...paint a picture so he know the lighting in the room...how white the moon is...the soft curly chenille blanket you bought for the bed...

aroma - how does the room smell...did you light candles? take a bubble bath? what do you smell like and what is your favorite manly smell of him

taste - describe every thing your mouth touches and what it tastes like...the texture of it...the salt in his sweat...

hearing - from the music you play to every word that is exchanged....every moan...slap of his hand on your buttocks...the sound of you unzipping his pants...the sound of the change in his pocket jingling as his pants fall to the ground...

don't try to get to into that porn talk...make it real...it is an opportunity for you to open up on the pages and let him know how you viewed what you have already done...what you have thought about doing...what you plan to do...the great thing about fantasy is you get to say in your fantasy EXACTLY what you want him to do to you...where and for how long...you get to be whatever you want to be in your fantasy

DustysGirl
12-17-2010, 02:12 PM
Dear ___,

I'm laying here on the bed writing to you and wishing you were right here. I'd slide off the edge of the bed onto the floor and kneel down in front you. I'd look up at you and wrap my mouth around your ___. It would feel so good to have you run your fingers through my hair (could include grabbing the back of ur head depending on ur level of comfort lol) My mouth wide-open you simply ___ my throat as if it were a ___ (again some men like this kind of wh*re like bj, don't write this if you don't like a lil ruf stuff) Swirling my tongue all around, over it, under it, wet, slushy and sloppy running my hand up and down the length taking a second to look up into your eyes as I rub my ___. I run my tongue slowly, flat up from your ___ to the tip of your__. etc.etc.etc.

mrs.jv
12-17-2010, 02:12 PM
I'm gonna go home n write my baby sumn xrated tonyyte.. I feel inspired ryte now. Lol

DustysGirl
12-17-2010, 02:17 PM
Lol! I feel inspired too. Gonna make it very detailed!

mrsmapp
12-17-2010, 02:26 PM
Dang Ladies! Inspiration all around!!! BOB will have to wait! ;) I think i will make it his Christmas present! I already made a sheet of coupons for him to use when he comes home! The coupons were actually fun to think up! Since I can only send him letters and money on his books, it was a way of giving a "gift". I used the Windows Online Office template and just changed it to what I wanted to give him.... 30 minute neck/shoulder rub, long relaxing massage, dinner of choice, dessert of choice, One "anything you want" coupon and two B***J** to completion coupons! LOL Can't wait til he comes home to go shopping LOL

lovingmagic
12-17-2010, 02:30 PM
here is a sample fantasy...i hope it doesn't offend anyone...
the massage therapist
i am staying at the hotel in any major city on the executive floor...after a long day at work i make my way back to the hotel just before the executive lounge closes to have a couple of cocktails...fruit and cheese...i sit for a bit making small talk with people staying at the hotel...one of the other guests is raving about a massage therapist that she hired the night before to come to her room and give her a massage...he brought his own table...was very professional...and it didn't hurt that he was handsome...so i ask her if she has a card...she digs in her briefcase and pulls out his card...i make my way back to my room and call him to see if he has any available appointments...he answers right away and tells me that i am in luck that his appointment that evening has canceled...we set up a time...i have just one hour before he arrives...i undress and take a shower...wash my hair...put on my robe and walk over to the lounge to grab a couple of water bottles...right on time with just an hour of passing a knock on my hotel room door...i answer the door...i am pleasantly surprised to see an absolutely gorgeous man standing before me...he introduces himself...i invite him in...we chat briefly as he sets up his massage table...he tells me that he will be starting with me face down...he will excuse himself to my bathroom so that i can take off my robe and slide under his drape sheet...i tell him okay and he enters the bathroom...i take off my robe leaving myself completely naked...slide under the drape sheet and put my head in the headrest and put my arms to my side...he comes out of the bathroom and turns on some really smooth music...he pulls the drape down off of my back all the way to the arch of my back and the top of my buttocks...he has with him a mixture of warm oil and lotion...he starts rubbing my back with his enormous hands...working my tired muscles i breathe deeply in....out....in ....out...up over my shoulders and over my neck...back...forth...back...forth...i am getting used to his movement...he moves to the head of the table where my head is and pulls all of my hair away from my neck....he is very tall so he towers over the massage bed allowing him to stand at the head and still stroke my back from shoulders to the small of my back...he has his hands in the middle close to my spine on the way down and moves out to my waist pulling up on the way back...i can feel his hot breath next to my ear...when he is finished with my back he then moves to the side and folds the sheet up and over to expose one buttock and my right leg...he starts down at my feet with my knee bent massaging my foot and calf...as he lays my foot back down he places it further away from my other leg...he then starts massaging my thigh and buttock...first he is working on the outside of my leg and on the top but i feel his fingers reaching to the inside of my thigh...my breathing deepens...his fingers are so close to feeling just how wet i am getting and i fear embarrassment...he kneads and rubs my buttock sliding his fingers through my butt cheeks...i know he had to have just touched my anus and now i am so glad i showered before he came over...i know that i am fresh and clean...he moves to the other side and repeats the same movements on the left again moving my legs just a little further apart...with the drape now on the right side as he finishes up the left...he now pulls the drape all the way off of my legs and buttocks to just rest in the small of my back...he is standing at the foot of the massage bed...i feel him press his body up against my foot as he stops to take a drink of water...what my foot feels is no mistake but his fully swollen manhood as hard as a rock and much larger than my foot...i catch myself curling up my toes and cupping him right between his legs...he places one hand on each ankle and starts to glide his hands up towards my buttocks...with his thumbs on the inside he swipes each of them through my wet pussy and then continues up over my buttocks spreading my buttocks to expose...i have to catch my breath as i follow his hands and arch my back to meet him...he knows exactly what he is doing...he stops for another drink of water and asks me to turn over...i slide back under the sheet and cover myself completely except for my head...he comes up to the head of the massage table and asks me if i am enjoying my massage...i nervously say yes i am loving ever minute of it...he asks if i am ready to continue...yes, i am ready to continue...he then asks if i would like to have my breast massaged? my reply is yes...i am looking right into his eyes as he pulls the drape down to just above the bikini line...he compliments me on my natural breasts...it's a little cold in the room so my nipples are hard and thimble like...he starts on the right side again first with my arm bent at the elbow...he has my arm pulled to his body as he massages it...when he finally lays my arm down i can see his d*** plain as day through his athletic pants...he sees me looking and then he looks down and then at me and says he really sorry but the massage is turning him on...i tell him that i am flattered...he moves to the other side and massages my left arm before he mixes up more oil and lotion and places his hands on my chest...he moves his hands up and over...all around my breasts as if they are dancing in his hands...he stops to play and flick my nipples...this makes my breathing deepen...he then moves down to my soft belly...his hands are warm and feel absolutely wonderful...by this time i can hardly sit still on the table...i want him so bad...that is so wrong in so many ways...but here i am away on business....alone in my hotel...we don't even know each other...but who will ever know? it will be my secret...he starts to work on my legs...lifting and bending one at the knee...stroking my thighs...after each stroke i become more and more exposed...he has sweat on his brow...i feel him swipe his fingers through my lips again and i close my eyes...he moves to my left side and repeats all of the same movements...it felt so wonderful...as he finishes up my left leg he asks me if the woman that recommended him gave him any reviews...i said no, she just said that you were amazing...he then asked if i wanted to feel amazing...my reply was yes...could it get any better than this..i was about to find out...he asked me to slide down to the end of the table...with both of my legs bent and spread open...this man started to massage me in a way that a massage therapist had never massaged me before...he stroked up and down and all around playfully skipping over my clit...he knew she was rising to the occasion...and then it happened he lowered his face between my legs and started to lick...i thought i was going to lose my mind...the build up of the massage had me soaked already...now the steady movement of his tongue had my orgasm building...the slow agonizing build that once it starts it is difficult to control until old faithful shoots her mighty squirt...he buries his head between my legs and laps up every bit of my gifts...he has to hold me down with his strong arms and hands as i am trying to wiggle away from him...as my orgasm calms..i open my eyes...there he is standing there naked...he mentions that normally this would be the end of the full release massage...but as he takes his manhood in his hands he asks me if i would like to get off of the massage table and join him in bed...

truluv4life
12-17-2010, 02:38 PM
Wow I haven't done the dirty letter thing yet, but I'm sure gonna find out if he's down with that cause you ladies sure have inspired me awesome! Can't wait now. I'm very motivated now....thanks everyone.

mrs.jv
12-17-2010, 02:45 PM
Wow I haven't done the dirty letter thing yet, but I'm sure gonna find out if he's down with that cause you ladies sure have inspired me awesome! Can't wait now. I'm very motivated now....thanks everyone.

Don't ask.. juss send ") trust me he will love it and it will catch him off guard too!! Hehehe!! He will be cheesin ear to ear wyle reading it ")

LadyBlackz
12-17-2010, 02:49 PM
I always just remember an experience that we HAD already...then elaborate and change things up :D
My best one though...since I'm kinda wierd...I think he looks SEXY as F*** in his prison Oranges and his handcuffs and shackles at court...I dunno that's just me :lol: But anyways...I wrote a letter about what I would do to him if I was a lawyer and we were in the court room alone...yea...that was a good one...
I ended it with
"Then I got up, buttoned my shirt, slipped my skirt back on and walked out the courtroom door, I'm not REALLY your lawyer...and you can keep the panties..." :thumbsup: :D

My Baby got that letter and he said he was :eek: :D

BE CREATIVE!!

initwithhim
12-17-2010, 02:55 PM
Well I must be down right nasty beyond the freaky and kinky because I say stuff that puts him to sleep afterwards. I DON'T EVER RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY TO MY BABIE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS U CAN SAY TO HIM THAT WILL BLOW HIS TOP!!

I'm pretty shy as it is and I feel like I'm repeating myself over and over but he seems to like it. I guess I'm just not that creative.

BLoved
12-17-2010, 03:04 PM
If you need some extra inspiration, different words, settings or what not: http://www.lustylibrary.com/

gargusra
12-17-2010, 03:43 PM
we've not done dirty letters in 5 years since we got married.... if he asked me to write one it would probably be reminiscent of one of the more risque sexual experiences we had, like for my birthday this year before he went in he gave me a really erotic 3 hour full body massage.... i was 8 months pregnant so it was really special to me and i think it would make for a really juicy and erotic letter

robsgirl2011
12-17-2010, 06:27 PM
OHHH C'MON! 105 views and NO replies? Seriously?! I KNoooooW I'm not the ONLY one here tryna muster up a LUSTFUL LETTER. LOL

Is ANYONE willing to give some insight? ANY insight. Am I supposed to just tell a story or describe a fantasy or REMINISCE about a lustful night we may have had. SOMEBODY ANYBODY please help!


I have written many of these and what I do is just start thinking what I would like him to do to me and vise versa and write it down. If you have to put the letter down and "get away" for a minute or two, then come back to it! It's simple. I have all the faith in the world in you, you can do it! Good luck!

qylaila
12-17-2010, 07:00 PM
OHHH C'MON! 105 views and NO replies? Seriously?! I KNoooooW I'm not the ONLY one here tryna muster up a LUSTFUL LETTER. LOL

Is ANYONE willing to give some insight? ANY insight. Am I supposed to just tell a story or describe a fantasy or REMINISCE about a lustful night we may have had. SOMEBODY ANYBODY please help!

UsPlus7, there are so many things that you can say. I mean I can't put my letters on here because they would surely violate the pto rules. Anyway, you have to tap into all of his senses. I mean when he is reading it he has to feel like he is in the moment. He has to see it as he is reading it. As the tension and heat build in the letter the same should happen to him. He should feel like he literally just got it from you and the letter is so good he can't put it in the locker with the others. Like Bae says, Boo that was so good I had to use it again and I left it on the desk because I'm gonna use it in the morning and tomorrow night too. I usually send a nice beautiful sexi pic of me so he can have a visual of what I am looking like hair, make-up, lingerie etc. The only time he doesn't get a picture is when he gets a quicky letter or a spontaneous letter. For example, I did a spontaneous letter one time where I had him imagine I was standing in the livingroom when he came home and the only thing I had on was a big bow (in his favorite color) wrapped around me and some 6inch heels. My skin was oiled up...... A quicky letter I did for him was one time was I had him imagine I was cooking him breakfast before work and after he was done eating I didn't let him get up from the table I just started putting it on him right then and there. You have to tap into your inner sex kitten. You can use anything....toppings, costumes, scents, colors, scenaries, wigs, whips, chains, hand cuffs, loud words, dominating behavior and so much more. I hope that helps you out!!

qylaila
12-17-2010, 07:17 PM
I'm pretty shy as it is and I feel like I'm repeating myself over and over but he seems to like it. I guess I'm just not that creative.

I think you have a mind thing about it. In the letter you can be who you want to be. There isn't anyone there with you so let your imagination run wild. Just think about every room in your house. You have so many different places there. Think about all the furniture you can use in there bed, dresser, washer machine on spin cycle, kitchen table, counter tops, chairs, couches, shower, tub etc. Then think about outside, if you live in a house; there's a deck or patio, in the car, on the car, the front porch or back porch, the pool or hot tub, etc. Then from there use the dressing rooms, restaurants, rest stops, high way, behind a tree, at the park, I mean if you want some help PM me because I can help you get it extra juicy but it will be Rate XXXX. :lol:

initwithhim
12-17-2010, 07:59 PM
I think you have a mind thing about it. In the letter you can be who you want to be. There isn't anyone there with you so let your imagination run wild. Just think about every room in your house. You have so many different places there. Think about all the furniture you can use in there bed, dresser, washer machine on spin cycle, kitchen table, counter tops, chairs, couches, shower, tub etc. Then think about outside, if you live in a house; there's a deck or patio, in the car, on the car, the front porch or back porch, the pool or hot tub, etc. Then from there use the dressing rooms, restaurants, rest stops, high way, behind a tree, at the park, I mean if you want some help PM me because I can help you get it extra juicy but it will be Rate XXXX. :lol:


LOL thanks! I've gotten some pretty good ideas just by reading this thread!

Ohusillywabbit
12-19-2010, 01:54 PM
Well dang if u gotta keep runnin' for B.O.B carry on lol Just pick up where u left off on your writing and carry on just be mindful u don't get carpal tunnel and can't pick up a pen :D

UsPlus7
12-20-2010, 10:51 AM
You ladies ROCK! Damm, y'All are friggin' AWESOME ;) LoL Thanks for all the feedback. Since nobody was replying, I had kinda givin up on the task for now. But THANKS to yall, I can likely send him a dirty filthy lustful story in no time:D

Man, I LOVE IT HERE! :thumbsup:

UsPlus7
12-20-2010, 10:55 AM
Well dang if u gotta keep runnin' for B.O.B carry on lol Just pick up where u left off on your writing and carry on just be mindful u don't get carpal tunnel and can't pick up a pen :D

Thats the bad part tho! As soon as I'm done with B.O.B., I'm ready to KnoCK oUT! Ain't nuthin or nobody gettin' done after that! :faint:
HaHaHAA

Waiting102810
12-21-2010, 11:25 PM
so is it ok to send those kinds of letters?? i was under the impression that your mail was viewed before your loved one got it. if thats the case, i have a letter of my own to write

Harv*sGirl
12-22-2010, 12:07 AM
Thanks ladies, this thread is great. I just got a great idea for a perfect fantasy based on the beginning of an encounter we had when he was on the street that got interrupted; in my fantasy of course there will be no interruptions... the fantasy will continue on. I love the suggestions to remember all his senses, and describe everything well. I have really got a lot out of this thread.

PeachT
12-24-2010, 06:35 PM
If you're still having problems coming up with ideas start reading romance novels, good ones. and copying the scenes in there, but turning them into porn. Now you might not watch porn, but I'm sure you all know what porn stories consist of. ;-)

Another good way to write a 'story' is to write it in the 'first person' view. "I did, I went, he replied." I sent a shower story that was XXX and I got a letter back telling me that I caused his sheets to be left abused and messy. ;) Don't be afraid to use words that you normally wouldn't use. All of the ones that would be censored here and that are used on porn sites and that men use when they talk about sex. (sex not intimacy. When they are in prison they talk about sex with other inmates not intimacy. Not how lovey dovey they've been with their girls, but their conquests. How manly they've been. How many times they've gotten off, not gotten you off). They've got to be a rough man or suffer the price.

ps, Diana Gabaldon is an EXCELLENT author! not a cheese romance writer by any means. She writes historical fiction and you will seriously fall in love with Jamie(man) and Claire(woman) the main characters! And her sex scenarios... DAMN!!! HOTTTTT!! Check it out!

So depending on who screens and their mood, they will allow fantasies to get through.

1mrcaslady
12-26-2010, 02:30 PM
Tell him exactly how u want things to go down wen that tyme comes. Tell him every detail. Be creative... use diff positions.... add
Sound effects n diff names "babby boo daddy papi" wateva.... and end it off were he can continue it.... ") good luck
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kindergirl
12-31-2010, 10:26 PM
Yall sooo nasty LMAO

*off to write a letter*

mija0107
12-31-2010, 10:37 PM
I always think about what Jay likes when writing him a "dirty letter" I usually do not think about who is going to read it.... I focus on him and his likes. I also make up different situations and scenes.

robsgirl2011
01-03-2011, 11:38 AM
so is it ok to send those kinds of letters?? i was under the impression that your mail was viewed before your loved one got it. if thats the case, i have a letter of my own to write


That's about all you got right now! Yes, in Pennsylvania it is ok to send those letters. I don't know about Florida, you could either look it up on their DOC website or just ask him the next time you talk to him on the phone! Pennsylvania doesn't allow any risque pics, so the dirty or as Rob and I like to call them, "Good" letters are all we have right now! If you find out that it is okay to send those types of letters, send away my dear, send away. The worst that can happen is you will get the letter back! Be aware though, people in the mail room are reading them and who knows, maybe you will have made their day too! That's the way I like to look at it! I share the wealth! ha ha!

Nluvwitdaddy
01-03-2011, 09:23 PM
:)i need help too cuz i did all the things we "usually" do ...
i need sum spice ...
so ... send me some samples if you guys dont wanna post on here ...
Ok ...(removed per policy; please contact member via pm system) :p:p

hislove89
01-03-2011, 09:40 PM
I had the same problem! I started off using hoochymail and one I saw the outline of their story it made it easier for me. I did take small bits and pieces from that story but most of it came from me. Honestly reading the hoochymail story got me in the mood. In the end my story ended up being 6 pages long! I tried to read it the next day before sending it to him but I couldn't! I was shocked by the thoughts I found myself caught up in,in that moment. I'm blushing thinking about it now! I can't wait for his reply!

LadyBlackz
01-03-2011, 09:56 PM
You ladies are so cute hehehe Some of you are writing your letters all like :blush: You gotta change your state of mind. When you write a naughty letter, you can't be :blush: cuz that's how the letter is gonna come across. You need to find a pic of your man, sit down, remember a time you had and be :drool: while your writing that letter!!! :clap: That way when your man gets it...he can be :eek: and like one of the other ladies said "his bed sheets will be all abused and sticky" :haha: :clap:

LoVeHurts2010
01-06-2011, 09:55 PM
i also need some help starting off a sexy letter-- more ideas please... these helped.. but i want to do like 3 of them. hes been asking me for a while now.. can u message me them pleaseee.

Waiting_on_2017
01-06-2011, 10:14 PM
You could always try hoochymail.com

You fill in a little form for you and for him and put in two email addresses (I have two email addresses so I just put one for mine and one for his) and it you just click accept in each email and it sends a copy of the story to you... It was a great way for me to get inspired to write my own- I started off with the story, and changed things to more how I think they would happen in real life between us and changed what things were called to use words I actually use, and presto:rolleyes:- easily written naughty letter to santa!

~Megan

Johanna Denise
01-06-2011, 10:24 PM
Okay, so me and my LoVe are really passionate for each other. He's written a few nasty-minded tales to me and I KNOW he would love one in return. No problem. Right??

Well, being a very "freaky" female and with as much passion, love and desire as I have for him- I would think writing a dirty letter to him would be a piece of cake, but I'm WRONG! I sooo want to write one, I even listen to some of our songs and start reminiscing so that I can "channel" that lustful feeling. But I just dont know what outline (if you will) to use and then when I DO start writing, I get so dang worked up within the first two paragraphs that I'm running for B.O.B :slap:

LADIES please give me some advice or if any of you are WILLING, perhaps share a sample letter, so I have somewhat of a blueprint of how a dirty letter should go.LOL THANKS SO MUCH!

Haaaa girl i couldn't tell you because i would be banned from PTO i mean it doesn't even have to be a story if thats too much for you to do right now , write him a regular letter and say something dirty/naughty ,anything. I do it all the time, cuz honestly after a while i run out of things to say. Most of the time i get to the point, lol. i mean i can't help myself so i just get to the point . i mean yeah I can write a nice lustful letter or whatever but i know a thing or two about men , you don't really have to do that much to get them hot and bothered. I am sure he will appreciate it either way. Girl he's your man you know what he likes, play up on that . Hell i say don't send him a letter but give him a tease of a letter , he'll love it even more cause your being a tease, lol.

you can say ''i can't wait to taste you in my mouth'' i'm lmao as I write this , actually i've ended letters just like that without a damn story, just a little taste. and I'll add a wink to my smiley happy face's that i send him, lol.

Don't worry about it , you've got this, lol :D

Johanna Denise
01-06-2011, 10:26 PM
You ladies are so cute hehehe Some of you are writing your letters all like :blush: You gotta change your state of mind. When you write a naughty letter, you can't be :blush: cuz that's how the letter is gonna come across. You need to find a pic of your man, sit down, remember a time you had and be :drool: while your writing that letter!!! :clap: That way when your man gets it...he can be :eek: and like one of the other ladies said "his bed sheets will be all abused and sticky" :haha: :clap:

''abused and sticky'' damn you girls crack me up and make my day....i may be sad at times but when I log on to PTO , I am sure to find some humor

Johanna Denise
01-06-2011, 10:29 PM
I always just remember an experience that we HAD already...then elaborate and change things up :D
My best one though...since I'm kinda wierd...I think he looks SEXY as F*** in his prison Oranges and his handcuffs and shackles at court...I dunno that's just me :lol: But anyways...I wrote a letter about what I would do to him if I was a lawyer and we were in the court room alone...yea...that was a good one...
I ended it with
"Then I got up, buttoned my shirt, slipped my skirt back on and walked out the courtroom door, I'm not REALLY your lawyer...and you can keep the panties..." :thumbsup: :D

My Baby got that letter and he said he was :eek: :D

BE CREATIVE!!.
I don't do all that ..make up stories. i just talk dirty, lol, trust me i can find plenty of things to say and if a CO reads it..oh well, have fun .

aprild1967
01-06-2011, 10:38 PM
Okay, so me and my LoVe are really passionate for each other. He's written a few nasty-minded tales to me and I KNOW he would love one in return. No problem. Right??

Well, being a very "freaky" female and with as much passion, love and desire as I have for him- I would think writing a dirty letter to him would be a piece of cake, but I'm WRONG! I sooo want to write one, I even listen to some of our songs and start reminiscing so that I can "channel" that lustful feeling. But I just dont know what outline (if you will) to use and then when I DO start writing, I get so dang worked up within the first two paragraphs that I'm running for B.O.B :slap:

LADIES please give me some advice or if any of you are WILLING, perhaps share a sample letter, so I have somewhat of a blueprint of how a dirty letter should go.LOL THANKS SO MUCH!

Actually these letters are easier at times than the other for me, because I write every single day and we talk about 8-10 times a day...I have difficulties coming up with something to say, that was not already said in letters and on the phone. Dirty letters come from fantasies, books, movies...find your favorite romance writer, copy a scene and make it your own if ya have to. If not dream big...think of the things that you would like for him to do to you!!!! Let your imagination and pen or fingertips do the typing...and enjoy!!! It truly is quite fun and a major part of our relationship now, because it gives us both insight into the others mind sexually speaking!:p:o:D:rolleyes::eek::thumbsup::idea::rol leyes:

criscae2012
01-06-2011, 10:46 PM
I love to write him those type of letters. It can be very exciting too!!!

LooneysBarbié
03-11-2011, 02:41 PM
I always just remember an experience that we HAD already...then elaborate and change things up :D
My best one though...since I'm kinda wierd...I think he looks SEXY as F*** in his prison Oranges and his handcuffs and shackles at court...I dunno that's just me :lol: But anyways...I wrote a letter about what I would do to him if I was a lawyer and we were in the court room alone...yea...that was a good one...
I ended it with
"Then I got up, buttoned my shirt, slipped my skirt back on and walked out the courtroom door, I'm not REALLY your lawyer...and you can keep the panties..." :thumbsup: :D

My Baby got that letter and he said he was :eek: :D

BE CREATIVE!!

Ahh, I think mine is SEXYYY in orange, handcuffs iffy me sometimes. Maybe if they were pink & fuzzy , cuffed to my bed (; . Hes tatted the FU*K up and tan ahhhhhh <3