OKay now I really hope no one gets offended cuz I mean no harm. I saw this at another board site and I laughed my butt off! So I am going to attempt to post all 25 pics here...yep 25 sorry folks....


BILLY BOB'S FAMILY PORTRAITS


Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.

This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

OK BECK WHERE ARE THE REST....

My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.

My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing

My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident

We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.

This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different?

Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.

This is Buck. He is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth.

This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy a**.

This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.

These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit.

BECKY THESE ARE HILARIOUS

My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.

This is my step brother Phil. He had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese.

This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's a** during birth. I hate him.

My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.

One of my mom's boyfriends. He has a rectal infection that makes him fart alot. I think he caused our dog Rebel to die.

This is my sister Molly. Mom said she just showed up at our trailer home one day and never left. She bit the mailman. She loves to drink water from the toilet bowl. She smokes cigarettes too.

My cousin Eddie went to New York this summer. A piece of the Statue Of Liberty fell off and hit him in the head. Eddie now has the I.Q. of a tomato plant.

We found Willy sleeping under our trailer one night. Mom is teaching him how to use toilet paper.

This is my half brother Boomer. Boomer is going to be a policeman one day. He already patrols the interstate and stops the bad people.

Walt dates my grand mom. He grows pumpkins on 7 acres of land. He likes chasing grand mom through his pumpkin patch in his underwear.

This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.

This is my sister's boyfriend Paul. He is running for Mayor in the city. He hates kids and old people. Our neighbor Mrs. Dot is taking him to court for spitting on her baby. He also wants to ban wheelchairs in the city.


And there ya have it! My Family Portrait... Gotta go now.. Ma's fixin to call us to supper now! Bye!

:haha: that was so funny. walts picture was the worst.
makes me look & feel beautiful...good gawd :haha:

beck, your so crazy!!

OMG - ROFLMAO!!! Yeah, I don't feel bad about not putting any lipstick on today - I can honestly say "Hey, I don't look SO bad!" - LOL

That was freakin' hilarious!!! I can NOT stop laughing! :) I'm printing this out and sending it to my husband! :p

Oh wow, Becky. It was really difficult eating my breakfast and looking at those faces!! I especially liked the one of the guy in the skirt because as I was reading it only the upper half of his body was showing and I was like "this guy seems pretty normal" until I scrolled down!! LOL!!!

There is no federal penitentiary in Montana!! LMAO!!

You done my ugly hilllbilly relations proud today!

OMG!! I am sitting here all by myself, laughing so hard I'm almost crying!! The captions are absolutely hysterical!!

BG

LOL Beck u r crazy!

I am just relieved that none of my actual family members turned up on the list, lol. (Hey with 64 first cousins ya can't expect 'em all to be winners.)

lol @ grasshopper :D

yeah im kinda glad im an only child on my moms side of the family. although, on my dads...when my 1st male cousin (chris) was like 10 he was SO cute, and i remember id always look @ his picture (he lives in TN)..and be like..damn..i want him..well, he grew up & gained a few hundred lbs :eek: & isnt so cute anymore. BUT those were the days :haha: JOKING!!!

OMG, I nearly peed my pants , I was laughing so hard.
((((((hugs))))))))))) thankyou Beccie, I needed that laugh SO BAD. You made my day girl, Im still laughing, your the best. :)

Haha that was sooo funny!!! I concider my self Beautiful now lol haha!!! i dont care what anyone says lol hahah!!!

That was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!.......andrew

Alright! Who went through my high school yearbook?:)