Well this is pretty simple... just as the title says 4 words you would hate to hear...


"MAN, YOU GOT FAT!"

:haha:

The Redwings Win Again :D

you are over drawn

I found something else

(from a mechanic calling you on the phone when your cars in the shop)

Your line is restricted.

Compliments of Correctional Billing

when are you due???

ummm, I'm not. Just chunky. lol

LOL I am with you justjane on ~The Redwings Win Again~ that is a dreadful thing to hear!!!

We have to talk........... I HATE those words!!

Where is YOUR man???

Grandma I am bored.

dont Love you anymore

Hee hee @ anjelica916

Don't take this wrong

I didn't do it!

Babe, I've been arrested.

Your in trouble now!

Visiting is now over...:(

i need more money

I got written up.

this call is from...

Like telling me at the start of the call isn't enough!!

I never loved you..

About 10 WORKING DAYS Hey thanks for the laughI need it!

i am so sorry...
I hate that word ,"sorry"...what does it mean anyway...I mean...where did it come from??? sorry....who invented that word???

*child's school* on line 1....

do i look fat?

I'm gonna throw up!

Babe, there's someone else

i'm seeing someone else

Lisa ... sorry it's over

Poop on that!! :D

no soup for you! :D

no visit for you

this is the police!

I need a favor...

Take out the trash.

i burned the rice :D

mom alex hit me

i peed the bed

MY WIFE IS HOME!!!! lol not speaking from experience lol

lol yeah right tedra :D

im gonna be sick

I'm in the hole...

Is it in yet? :D

Can I borrow...???...money!!!...UGH!!!:)

Oh...I'm really married!!!:(

We only take cash!

At the gynecologist:

SCOOT DOWN AND RELAX

:eek:

At the gynecologist:

What the hell's that? :p

I've been arrested...AGAIN!!!...UGH!!!

LMAO on the gyno ones... you guys are cracking me up!

I met someone else!!!:(

theres been an accident

1. "I'm tired of jacking"
LOL. ok, I hope no one mails my baby this thread! LOL.

2. Get out my house
3. I wrecked your Car! (have heard that one too many times)
4. License and Registration please!

LOL.. Ok, can you all tell i've had a little trouble with the law!

5. not on visitation list
6. more time in jail

Shi*...The condom broke!!!:(

lol good one jojo!

You have 60 seconds.... (Stupid phone)

Jeff Gordon won Daytona

We need to talk....:(

Burns when I pee...

Spikeswife

Sorry...You are fired!!!:(

It's NOT healing properly!!!:(

(said bout my last tat!!!)

Sh#t! I'm pregnant AGAIN???

(I said that at the beginning of 2nd, 3rd and 4th pregnancies. Hey I couldn't help it if I was Fertile Myrtle and my ex husband carried Super Sperm!)

I didn't make parole.

(Words no one ever wants to hear from their incarcerated loved one...)

Hello this is my wife Claudia (oops because my name starts with an M)

I cheated on you. :mad:

Im out of ciggarettes.

LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL!!!

YOU CAN"T DO THAT!

I'm not coming home:(

I love you but....

Turn head and cough <for da guys>

(gyne's aren't the only ones down there) LOL

Or.. how about

bend and spead them <YUK>

I gotta go now :(

are we there yet

I know it's not four words but i hate hearing:
"you have sixty seconds left on this call" :(

Or how about:
I love you but........
I don't know if that's posted yet

if only i hadn't

when are you due?
(and ur not pregnant)

Hurry they're not looking..

Gets us in troule every time...

I dont want you

I didn't make parole!

Tammy

Bryan after I ask for more letters....
"But my hand hurts":rolleyes:

No gaintime this month :(

I didn't do it <when asking your child>

Property Taxes Due Now

i have (a) yeast infection :haha:

LMAO@MEL... you are crazy

you have green hair

Mom, I'm in jail.

Babe, one more thing (on the phone)
I'm in the hole

The condom just broke.

At the tattoo parlor:

I made a mistake

Have 1 min left. When he's calling and towards the end the lady tells you the call is all most over.

did you gain weight????? (UM HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

im having a stroke

you have one minute.......((damn 15 minute phone calls))

dude, wheres my car?! lol :D

We need to talk

You have five minutes! (at the end of visitation) I dread those words every Sunday.

What did he do? (I hate having to explain what happened.)

"Mom, my peroids late."

no explanation needed!!!!!!!

It wasnt me baby!

or...

That guy wasnt me!

I want a divorce.

I should know -- I just heard them! :ha:

Things arnt the same......

thats not my name.....

i found someone else.........(hahaha)

whats for dinner tonight. I got sentenced today. Whos number is this LOL

what do YOU want?

I wish I never....

His Parole Is Revoked

Whose My Baby's Daddy?

From Maury Show

I didn't mean to!

Let's just be friends!

Tami, your pregnant again!