Okay... Ask a "What if?" question... the next person answers it and asks another "What if?" question~


I'll start...

What If Men Where The Ones That Had Babies?

what if pigs could fly?

they would be miserable

WHAT IF MEN WERE THE ONES WHO HAD PERIODS AND MENOPAUSE?

They would cry like babies!

What if make up was never invented?

WE WOULD LOOK BETTER THAN THE CELEBRITIES(LOL)

WHAT IF ALL WOMEN HAD NO BREASTS

Then men would have to look us in the eyes when they spoke to us!! What a concept!


What if there was no such thing as chocolate?

OMG what a horrid thought! LOL... We would probably go nutts!


What if animals could talk?

Then my kids would be able to talk to someone other then me while I'm on PTO

What if Bec didn't come up with all these crazy games to entertain us

We would all be so bored.

What if clothes did not exist?

WE WOULD BE LIKE ADAM AND EVE

WHAT IF ALL MEN HAD LITTLE WEENIES?

Then I'd have a lot of really horrified neighbors, LMAO........

What if you could know what other people were thinking?


Susan in Providence

THEIR WOULD BE ALOT OF PUBLIC SEXING

WHAT IF THEY WERE NEVER LOCKED UP?

life would be much easier

what if there was no such thing as tampons or pads?

There would be a disaster.

What if we all had to walk to our destinations?

we would all be fit :)

what if there was no chocolate?

Women would go crazy!

What if there was only 1 man on earth?

WE WOULD BE SOME SKINNY BITCHEZ

WHAT IF WE HAD NO PHONES?

WE ANSWERED THAT THE SAME TIME

HIS BALLS WOULD BE SAGGING

Hahahah we sure did! Okay the next What if is...

WHAT IF WE HAD NO PHONES?

we would use 2 paper cups w/the string :)

what if there was no razors?

OMG WE WOULD BE SOME WEREWOLVES

WHAT IF THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER?

our butts would be stinky & gross...and we would have pee running down our legs (after going to the broom)

what if there was no tv?

THERE WOULD BE ALOT OF BABIES BEING CONCEIVED

WHAT IF WE HAD NO FINGERS AND TOES?

if we had no toes, we would not be able to walk..and as for our hands...they would be little stumps. :D

what if you swallow watermelon seeds?

You would look like you were pregnant...LOL!!!

What if there wuz no PTO???

my life would be stressful..and difficult..

what if there was no such thing as water?

i would have no where to go

what if the sky was green?

The grass would be blue.

What if there was no such thing as hate?

The world would be full of love

What if there were no beds?

wed be sleeping on the floor

what if there was no such thing as money?

They're would be one less evil in the world...

What if time stood still?

Depending on what time it is! LOL.

What if sex was forbidden?

We'd all be very horny!

What if you had to become someone you can't stand for a day?

i would die ;)

what if there were no blonds in the world?

LOL.. that would be awesome! :D

What if women were really men?

We'd be horny all the time! LOL...

What if we had to live like the flinstones?

OUR FEET WOULD HURT.....BRAKES CAR,OUCH!!!

WHAT IF YOU COULD WALK IN THE RAIN WITH DON JOHNSON?

I'd ask him why he made that horrible Heartbreak song..LOL

What if baby oil really came from babies?

dont wanna run out of baby oil..which means... lots of sex to make lots of babies :haha:

what if dinosaurs still 'roamed the earth'?

We wouldn't have any cars!

What if people were nicer to each other??

Tammy

then everyone would get along

what if we never had music?

then we would never have learned to dance


what if the hokey pokey is really "that's what it's all about?"??

lol we would never learn how to put our right foot in, and our right foot out... :D

what if everyone had amnesia (sp)?

well then thank god some of wouldn't have to remember lol!!

what if the world wasn't really round?

looks like we would end up falling off the face of the earth. lol

what if there is no such thing as the universe?

Then it looks like we would just fall into nothing :(

What if the moon were really made of green cheese?

I think the world would be smelly.

What if you could go back in time?

I'd bet on all the right games and become a billionaire....and then I'd bribe the judge in my guy's case to let him go home...j/k...sorta :D

What if Ozzie Osbourne & Olivia Newton-John sang a duet together?

it would be alot of f*** words in it

what if we all had our breast on our butts and our butts on our chest?

I wouldn't have to sit on a pillow while driving- lol
What if your cat could talk?

I'm afraid of what she would say.

What if mice ate cats?

then they would try to eat us too

what if our guys tried to eat us whole not the other eating either?

They would all end up gay, cause the female race wouldnt exist.

What if we all moved to mars?

We would all be red?
What if the people on Mars moved here?

Then Agent Mulder and Scully would be busy people and the X files will start up again.

What if you won a million dollars?

I would BUY Agent Mulder <grin>
What if your nose disappeared?

I would have to breathe from my mouth and I would sound all nasaly.

What if you could change the world tomorrow?

I'd make sure females where in charge


What if our butts where in front of us instad of behind?

Things would be a hell of a lot better.

What if we all looked the same?

The world would be boring, and we would be attacking each other, cause we wouldnt know who was who.

What if fairytales were real?

life would be boring
What if we really did have eyes in the back of our head?

We would have to walk backwards.

What if the end of the world was tomorrow?

Then my kids wouldnt get away with ANYTHING!!!!!!


What if you could live anywhere you wanted?

I would break my boyfriend out of prison
What if life was God's big joke?

OMG I THINK ABOUT THAT ALOT. I WOULD TRY TO BREAK MY HONEY OUT OF PRISON

WHAT IF JESUS IS REALLY A WOMAN?

damn Im slow. I blame it on that Chevy who says shes queen. now I have to answer another question.

Then we would all live as energy in the universe.

What if there was no chocolate?

OH MY WE ANSWERED THAT THE SAME TIME

If there was no chocolate then I would probably shoot myself. :)
What if Chevy didn't come up with these games?

IT WOULD BE SO BORING

WHAT IF THERE WAS NO US?

Then there would be no existance

What if kids ruled the world?

Then it would be a lot more fun
What if we could fly?

Then we could all be like superman.

What if we couldnt talk?

Then we'd all be like Helen Keller
What if Michigan fell of the map?

Then you could come and live in Australia.

What if Australia sank???

Then there would be no kangaroos???? (Kidding!!!)
What if we weren't here to keep this thread going? :)

Then it would come to a complete halt and fade away among the rest of the threads.

What if the sky was purple?

It's not??? Then it wouldn't be blue...

What if we drove in the driveway and parked on a parkway?

WELL THAT WOULD BE JUST WEIRD

WHAT IF WE ALL DROVE BEETLES?

SLUGBUG NO SLUG BACK

Well I guess it wouldn't be too bad, except for big families.


What if your mail didn't come for two weeks?


...KD...

If my mail didn't come for two weeks ~ I would go insane. I stalk the mailman now as it is.

What IF you could spend the holidays with your man?

Wow, that would be interesting, and fun! I would be in Arizona, not Cali!

What if Thanksgiving was a time to dress up like pilgrims?

It would be more interesting. I like dressing up. :p

What if there were no cars?

I'd cry. I love cars... vroom vroom. Oh and we'd have to walk to this prisons if we had no cars.... id have to start walking 3 days before.

What if CO's had a heart?

Things would be a lot easier on everyone!

What if we could become invisible any time we wanted?

I'd walk right into Mark's cell and see what he was up to :)

What if you could read peoples minds?

I would never have to question people. I'd love that.

What if you were a CO?

id have fun w/billy :D

what if you were a movie star?

I WOULD BE RICH AND BUY EVERYONE ON PTO NEW CARS
AND WOULD LOVE TO DO A SCENE WITH TYSON BECKFORD

WHAT IF YOU WERE A PORN STAR?

i would rarely be horny (cause id always be getting laid) lol

what if you had 6 fingers on 1 hand?

THEN THAT ONE FINGER WOULD BE PUT TO WORK WHERE DONT KNOW

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO PRISONS?

then there wouldn't be pto :(

what if.... animals could talk?

You mean they don't??? Haven't you seen the comic strip "Get Fuzzy?" I once owned a cat just like Bucky Katt!


What if the sun burned out tomorrow?

We would all have pasty colored skin, and things would be soooo dark.

What if God was one of us? (hehe I just watched Bruce Almighty!)

He's not? Ha which one of you is God?


What if you turned into a man for one day what would you do first?

Look up "forplay" in the dictionary. LOL (that is only aimed at the men who really have no clue what it is)


What would the first thing your man would do if he was a woman for a day?

probably feel himself up..hehe

What if you were the last one on Earth and got to choose people to be with you? Who would you want with you?

My Mom, My son, my best girlfriend, Mark, and his Mom :)

What if you had 24 hours to live, what would you do in that time?

Spend 12 hours doing things I've been afraid to try... like skydiving...

Spend the other 12 with my friends and family.

Where would you like to go for your honeymoon? Or where did you go?

Well since we didn't have one because we where married at Rikers, I would want to go to Venice, Rome, and Sicily for my honeymoon. Or that new resort that opened like 2-3 yrs ago called Atlantis.

What if there was a big snow storm and the roads were closed down and you weren't able to go see your loved one for along time?

...KD...

My phone bill would increase :)

What if money really did grow on trees?

oh..that would just be great! We would all be loaded.

What if dogs meowed? and cats barked?

My house would be more quiet.

What if your hands were where your feet are and vise versa?

id have one hell of a time walking & writing :)

what if you were a dog in a past life?

I would be a better person today.

What if you had to start your life over again from 20 years old?

Wow, well its not that bad cause I'm 24 but I would definetly do alot of things different and my life would be different right now for sure. My son would be a baby again and my daughter would only be 1 1/2 which is cool. Like wasn't bad back then. I would deffinetly change alot of this. Never the kids, but other things.


What would you do if woke up and you were your man and your man was you and you had to experience what he goes through everyday for a month?


...KD...

I would LOVE that. Then on the last day, I could mail myself all his secrets so that I got them when I was back to being myself. ha ha ha ha

What if pigs could fly?

we would have to come up w/a new saying... :)

what if you had a period for 35 years straight instead of once a month for 35 years?

Yucko! That would suck!

What if we started off (ya know born) at age 100 and went backwards instead?

id be a super ugly 100 year old & a cute 1 day old..or 0 day old..

what if you woke up bald?

i'd cry. LOL

What if my aunt had balls?

Your uncle would be VERY confused.

What if CO's were NICE???

then we could be sexing it up in the prison with our boo's

what if we all have baby teeth?

Hmmmmm...Tha toothfairy would go broke?!! :D


What if we could read each others minds???

it would be conflict

what if there was no such thing as love?

our hearts wouldnt get broken...

what if there was no such thing as childbirth?

THEN THERE WOULD BE NO US

WHAT IF THERE WAS NO PERIODS?

then no pms excuses

what if we were all the same color

IF WE WERE ALL BLACK CUZ I AM IT WOULD BE ATTITUDE EVERYWHERE, NO PRIVACY, FEMALES HATING ALL THE TIME.

ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION FOR YOUR RACE

if we were all white it would be one boring world!!!

Answer the same question with another race color until we run out of colors

Well, if we were all of Asian descent heart disease would probably be nil because they eat healthier than us...

Answer the same question with another race color until we run out of colors

WHAT IF THE PRISON WAS NEXT DOOR TO WHERE YOU LIVE?

1. I would have found a way to break in by now.
2. I would save about $200/month in phone bills and about $150/month in gas!

What if the amount of love an inmate had on the outside could count toward their "good time" credits! :)

THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN HAD THEIR ASS OUT

WHAT IF THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD COME HOME IS IF THEY HAD TO BE MOLESTED.(NOT FUNNY)

billy has already been molested..so i dont think thats appropiate to even mention...

what if everyone was blind?

People wouldn't be judged on their appearance!! That'd be nice!

What if all our monitors turned into 2 way mirrors right now and we could see everyone!!! (I'm at work, but I bet some of you are in your drawers at home! :)

then you would see that I need to retouch my hair lol...

What if we could see into the future?

Oh my god... we'd all have perfect relationships and marriages... imagine seeing the fool trying to buy you a drink at the bar and knowing, "OK, he's going to give me an STD, cheat on me and then leave me for his ex"... that would really speed up the whole dating process!! :)

What if there was no such thing as money? We all worked for free but all of our goods/services were free too?

LIFE WOULD BE TOO DAMN EASY

WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS MEAN BUT YOU?

mean people suck...
It would be a horrible existence...

What if the sky was really purple instead of blue?

IT WOULD BE ALOT DARKER ( IDONT KNOW)

WHAT IF EVERYONE HAD ARTHIRITIS

the world would hate storms... I do..

What if we had 48hours of sunlight and then only 6 hours of darkness and that was our day?

MAN ALOT OF US WOULD HAVE SKIN CANCER, AND THEN NO SLEEP AND HARDLY NO SEX THE NIGHT GETS ME IN THE MOOD

WHAT IF WE WERE ALL OLD LOOKING?

then being young wouldn't be a bigger deal than it is now...

What if the moon really was made of cheese?

PEOPLE WOULDNT HAVE TO STARVE THEY JUST SEND MEN TO THE MOON TO GET CHEESE FOR NACHOS, VELVEETA, SANDWICHES.(LOL)

WHAT IF KIDS WERE NEVER BAD?

I'd have no one to yell at!! Yelling is fun!

What if money grew on trees?

I would have an orchard.


What if your husband/loved one called and said they just walked out the gates (paroled) and need you to come get them?

I'd be there in 15 minutes flat (it's a 45 minute drive.)

What if there was a threat of a bomb where you were?

Well as long as it was a legal release ( i keep having dreams he's escaped lol) I would drop my world and run to him... After I cried alot- oh and I would call everyone I know on my way there and tell them the news!

What if suddenly all your friends and family understood and supported all your choices?

I would be the happiest person alive.

What if you man came home and just broke out on you after everything you did for him while he was in there and out?


...KD...

id kick his ass...i think,..(whats the ?) lol

what if everyone saw themselves as = instead of some thinking they were better then others?

Then there wouldn't be fights or arguements over stupid things and people might just be able to get along for once.

What if you found out that an astrod the size of texas was headed straight for earth and you only had 2 weeks till it hit, what would you do? (I just finished waiting Armagedon)


...KD...

I would get on my knees and priase God because I would know that He would be coming to get His flock soon.

What if an inmate kept giving out your address after you told them not to?

the prison would feel the wrath of melissa. lol

what if you were a movie star?

I would snub some people that have snubbed me.

What if you had to walk in your enemies shoes for a day?

I would be nicer to her soon to be stepchidren (MY KIDS)

What if you were President?

I would be shot. Because there would be alot changed that not all would agree with.


What if you woke up and realized you were naked in church?

I would run out and never go back!

What if you were given 50000 dollars?

I'd spend some, save some, give some away...

What if you were offered an all expense paid vacation to some place you have always wanted to visit but could never afford but you had to room with your worst enemy?

ME PERSONALLY I WOULDNT GO I WOULD HAVE TO HURT THE BROAD!!!

SAME QUESTION

I cant think of any place I want to go that badly. I work for the airlines and get to fly free and discount on hotels and such.

what if you won the lottery?

If I won the lottery I would make sure my family and loved ones immediate needs were taken care of, set up trusts for the kids and grandchild, and donate some to worthy causes.

What if you found out your best friends spouse was cheating, would you tell him or her?

I would tell.


What if you found out your spouse was cheating?

I'd do a Lorena Bobbitt on his a$$ (no just kidding).
We'd talk it out.

What if their was no racism?

Then the world we be a great place to live in.

What if you found out that you were picked to go in space on the astronats next mission?


...KD...

I'd run and hide because I hate hieghts.

What if you won the lottery?

i'd be in heaven,

what if your man called to come get him?

I'd probably break my leg trying to get out the door.

What if your company offered you a huge promotion, more money etc but it meant moving somewhere you don't know anyone?

I depends on where they would want me to move. If it was someplace hot I'D BE OUTTA HERE IN A HEARTBEAT. But if it were someplace colder than here (PA), then I would have to decline.

What if you were offered free plastic surgery, would you take it?

Tammy

no i would not take it

what if the sky was green & the grass was blue?

if it was like that to begin with then I wouldn't know the difference. It would be okay..

What if your computer died tomorrow???

Man that would be hard on me, my children and other family members are in California and I have friends in different states and this is the easiest most cost efficient way for us to communicate, not to mention playing these games on PTO hehe...

What if a UFO landed in your backyard?

then id be able to take some great pictures of it & sell them to the national enquirer..and get lots-o-money for them. :D

what if you were born w/o a tongue?

THEN WE COULDNT LICK OUR MEN UP AND DOWN

WHAT IF WE HAD NO SEX?

Then we would play alot of games on PTO (too much information?)

What if Elvis were really dead?

then i wouldnt spend as much time reading the national enquirer...at the checkout line lol

what if there was no gravity on earth?

hell ya.. I wouldn't have to be worried about my weight?? lol

(kidding)

What if junk food was healthy for you?

Then we wouldn't want it anymore!

What if you could do the prison time with your man?

I would have to pass. One of us needs to work to support him in the life style he is accustomed. LMBO


What if you only had one day to live?

I would live it to the fullest, spending time with my family no doubt.

What if someone left a baby on your doorstep?

I would call the police. I'de want to keep it though.

What if you could fly?

I'd fly to California to see my kids.

What if you lost your job today?

OMG DONT JINX ME BUT I WOULD JUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER AND GET WELFARE(LOL)

WHAT IF WE NEVER HAD TO WORK?

Then nothing would get done

What if we didn't have these games to play?

Then we wouldn't have anything fun to divert our attention from more "serious" matters...lol

What would happen if we let kids run the world ?

Everyday would be a new adventure...

What if you fell in love with a monkey?

blessed_be might come kick my rear. :haha: lol i dont know.. :hmm:

what if school buses were black instead of yellow?

then the kids would all be GOTHS instead of nerds!!!

what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow?

I'm not worried about dying I'm too much of a procrastinator

What if you couldnt sleep for a week?

I'd end up in a psycho-ward on heavy meds.

What if you met George Bush?

I would ask him what he has against primates
Why the hell bananas are so damned expensive?

because all the monkeys & chimps blessed has...gobble them all up.. :)

what if childbirth was painless?

I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE MORE KIDS, BUT HELL I ALREADY HAVE 4 LOL IT DON'T HUST TO BAD AFTER 3 LOL


WHAT IF YOU QUIT YOUR JOB TODAY?

THEN I WOULDNT BE SO TIRED ANYMORE BUT I WOULD BE VERY BROKE(LOL)

WHAT IF THERE WAS HOLIDAYS ALL THE TIME?

Then I have time off from work with pay!! YES!!!

What if you could go back to being 16 yrs old?

i would have made better choices...(i got stupid from 16-19) lol

what if you had no eyebrows?

Than I would be a Chola! :haha:

What if instead of being born a baby we were born old and went from old to a baby?

Then we would be rich with love and there would be no crime and no greed!

What if there were no mirrors?

i'm sorry I answered the wrong one...I don't know what happen..

People would learn to love , accept and not hate

What if there were no mirrors?

then i wouldnt care about how i looked :D

what if fed didnt change everything around...?

then I wouldn't be so confused

What if you threw a party and noone came?

There would be no mess to clean up.

What if taco bell never started the whole value menu pricing craze?

Then I would be broke!!!

What if you could fly?

I wouldn't be sitting in Colorado I'd be sitting in a hotel room in Michigan waiting to visit my mouse

What if Cinderella had normal sized feet?

she would have been able to wear her ugly stepsisters shoes...i dunno lol

what if they stopped making BATTERIES? :eek:

Then us girls would be SOL! J/K

What if there was no such thing as sex?

THERE WOULD BE A LOT OF FRUSTRATED CRANKY WOMEN ON HERE..... AND I DON'T THINK WE WOU HAVE A NEED FOR PERIODS,,,, YEAHH


WHAT IS THE SHY WAS GREEN?

it would match the lawns better.
what if you really did have to sing for your supper, what you eat alot

Nope I hate to sing...

What if you'r loved one had never gone to prison, where would you be @ right now? Would you still be 2gether?!?

probably not!!! but we would still be screwing around tho, thats for sure!! :)

if u could change anything about your realtionship, what would it be?? ( beside the fact that he is incarcerated)

I WOULD BE MORE OPEN


WHAT IF BABIES CAME OUT TALKING?

mine would have said look it wasn't fun for me either:mad:

what if you had 3 months to live?

id be having lots-o-sex :D (WITH BILLY...id smuggle him out lol)

what if women were the hairy ones & men were the not so hairy ones? lol

Good Gawd!! ewwwww! I'd be 1 bald azz b_!

what if michael jackson really did what he's being accused of?

Buddy will be looking at LOTS of prison time...NAAAAAH, he's so rich he'll get out of it...

What if your 16 year old daughter came home and announced that she was impregnated by Charles Manson?

I would jump off a bridge....

What if you won 50 million dollars and only had 24hrs to spend it?

i wonder if the prison would accept a million dollar postal money order :p i would buy ALOT of things and donate alot more.

what if your loved one said the lady that is head of the parole board will let me out tomorrow, only if i have sex with her....

think i'd wait the 354 more days!

What if you only had one more minute to talk to ur loved one until their release date what would you say?

i would say..."i not only love you, i am IN LOVE with you, your the best, be good, and dont forget to smile." :)

what if the president made it a law that men had to stay home w/the kids & the women HAD to work?

They Would Learn How Hard It Is To Be Us And Vice Versa

What If The President And Fbi Knew Our Every Move Because They Planted A Chip In Our Arm Or Brain?

Either the Prisons would be Massivly overcrowded or we would have no life for fear of not doing anything!



What if SEX was a class in school, and you had to do a report on it explaining how it was done and weather you like it or not?

i would do a report on the subject and let the whole class know how much fun i had!!!!

what if your man decided that he didnt want you after you waited for him?

I'd would so ruin him! lol (that is my biggest fear)


What if you waited and when he got out he wasen't the man you thought he was?

I would have him fingerprinted to make sure I brought the right man home :D Seriously...I think I would be devastated and disappointed...

What if he had a single identical twin brother ??

That would be scary, lol.


What if you never would have met him?

I Wouldn't Have Our Beautiful Son, And I Would Probably Be Living In Another State.

What If He Lied To You About His Out Date, And Told You It Was Later Than It Actually Was?

I don't think it could be any later considering he is on death row and I've always known. :(:( Or do you mean he lied and said he was on DR, and say like, he would really be out in a few years? Hah, I would be happy as hell then!!!



What if he cheated on you?

i would have to hurt him!!!!!!

what if you found out he was really married?

I would have to f*ck him up!!!

What if you found out that he was bisexual?

i would laugh my a*s off!!!!! ha ha

what if he tranferred prisons and didnt tell you?

I WOULD HUNT HIM DOWN AND HURT HIM..............:angry:


WHAT IF THE FEDERAL PRISON GIVE US FAAMILY VISITS?

I would jump for joy!!!


What if you found out he had more skeletons in his closet?

I would ask him if it were true and why he never told me..I'd be upset, But try to work through it..




What if there was no reality t.v?