Someone asks a Question. The next poster responds with guityy or not-guilty depending on whether this thing has happened in your life or not... Then you post the next question for the next poster...

I'll start with this question!

Have you ever mooned anyone, anytime, anywhere in your life?

Guilty or Not Guilty?

guilty..hehe

Have you ever stole from a store?

not guilty

have you ever cheated in your mind on your partner

Guitly..But only in my mind! LOL

did you ever buy something that you knew it was too small, but bought it anyway?

Guitly or Not Guilty?

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY


Have you ever drunk so much you passed out

guilty

Have you ever broke something and tried to hide it?

Guilty

Have you ever woke up wanting to wear the clothes you wore to the party the night before, and their arent any?

Not Guilty

Have you ever answered the phone and said "YOU" were not there cuz you didn't want to talk to the other person on the line?

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Have you ever made outin a car?

GUILTY AS FOR THAT!!!!!!! Especially debt collectors, no shes not here!!!!


Have you ever woke up next to somebody that you would rather chew your arm off than wake up??

Guilty for making out in cars

Have you ever threw a party where you are the guest of honor and no one showed up

Not Guilty (but how sad that would be!)

Have you ever got a speeding ticket?

Guilty

Have you ever ripped your hair out over kids.... grrrrrrrr

not guilty

Have you ever cried your way out of a ticket?

Not guilty, though I tried.

Have you ever wanted somebody you couldnt have?

yeay a new game! :yes:

GUILTY!!!

have you ever picked your nose while driving??

Guilty

Do you have something that every one wants?? And tries to take frome you?? Like a guy?

not guilty (ask me that when he gets released..once his racoon eyes go away & he gets a much needed tan..he will be looking mighty fine!!) lol

have you ever called out someone else's name during sex..(not the name of the person you were getting freaky with)

GUILTY, but NEVER with my Honey...a one night stand when I was in my twenties, single and thought I was the sh#t...thank God I got over myself and don't think that anymore, tho' can still be as arrogant as hell sometimes...

Have you ever tried to get through the "6 Items Or Less" checkout lane in the grocery store with A WHOLE CARTFUL OF GROCERIES...AND...gotten away with it without the stink eye from other customers???

Guilty! LOL...


Have you ever got so lazy you didn't shave your legs until you were lookin like a gorilla? Ha~

GUILTY AS CHARGED, YOUR HAIRINESS, I MEAN YOUR HONOR.

Have you ever noticed the cashier gave you back too much change and you didn't point it out to him/her?

guilty heheheee

Have you ever called someone and hung up, just to hear their voice?

Guilty!

Have you ever fibbed on an application?

Guilty Guilty Guilty

Have you ever rode a roller coaster and puked??

not guilty

Have you ever hit a car and continued on?

Not Guilty~

Have you ever slapped anyone?

guilty

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

Not Guilty

Have you ever borrowed clothes and gave them back damaged from a big night out?

not guilty

have you ever yelled at a telemarketer?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A FRIENDS MAN

Guilty... but only once, live and learn, along time ago,,, hadda explain myself on that one.

Have you ever had a sex in a public place?

not guilty

Have you ever messed around in a movie theater?

NOT GUILTY ON THE THEATER BUT THE PUBLIC PLACE YES JUST WANTED TO ADD THAT

HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO SOMEONE JUST SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER DID SOMETHING DURING VISITATION THAT YOU HAD NO BUSINESS DOING?

not guilty

have you ever farted then blamed the fart on someone else?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED SO HARD THAT YOU PEE ON YOURSELF?

guilty

Have you ever ate so many sunflower seeds that you thought you lips were going to fall off?

not guilty

have you ever put xlax in brownies..just because.. :haha:

Not Guilty

Have you ever had more than 3 boyfriends at the same time?

not guilty (please does it look like i could keep a secret that big? lol)

have you ever laughed when someone got hurt?

GUILTY(HEY IT WAS FUNNY)

HAVE YOU EVER GOT SO MAD AT YOUR HONEY THAT YOU TORE UP SOMETHING OF HIS?

LMAO Guilty!

Have you ever considered a boob job?

Guilty.

Have you ever gone out to eat with someone, they leave the tip, and you pick some of it, or all of it, up because you don't think the waiter/waitress deserved it?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR HONEYS BOOTY OR AROUND IT?

not guilty on his ass
but guilty on doing a little poking around on another guy :haha:

have you ever fell asleep during sex?

NOT GUILTY BUT POKED ME WHILE IM SLEEP

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAN WITH FUNKY BALLS?

LMAO! Ewwwww not Guilty! Ewwwww!

Have you ever went on a eating frenzy?

GUILTY(SWEETS)

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU CAN SING BUT COULDNT?

guilty :D

have you ever ate a booger? :hmm:

GUILTY BUT WAS IN ELEMENTARY

HAVE YOU EVER DIGGED IN YOUR BOOTY IN PUBLIC?

guilty :haha:

have you ever ate your toe & finger nail clippings?

GUILTY (CHEWED THEN SPIT )

HAVE YOU EVER SPIT ON SOMEONE WHILE TALKING?

guilty

have you ever cried to get out of a ticket?

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER FLIRTED WITH SOMEONE YOU HAD NO BUSINESS FLIRTING WITH?

Guilty!

Have you ever flirted with a teacher for a good grade?

not guilty


have you ever claimed an orgasim but didn't

GUILTY (HE WAS FINE)

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED OR QUIFFED WHILE HAVING SEX?

Guilty :(

And dang, babysdaddy, I think you have an official butt fetish :D

Have you ever masturbated while driving?

LOL about the fetish!

Not Guilty... (but did the driver while he was driving hehe)

Have you ever told a friend she looked good in something and you were lying?

THEIR SO FUNNY I LIKE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAY(LOL)

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER GAVE A MAN HEAD WHILE HE WAS DRIVING?

ONCE AGAIN WE DID IT

GUILTY ANSWER MINE

Well I did in my answer lol... that's what I meant! :D

Have you ever sucked a mans toe?

Guilty for telling a girl she looked good when she didn't

Guilty for giving head to a driver

Are you both happy now...:D

Have you ever watched your Mom or Dad's porn movies?

Not Guilty (but ended up in the same x-rated theater as them at the same time!)

Have you ever wore your mans undies?

Not guilty.
Has he ever worn yours for you?

GUILTY TO A MANS TOE
NOT GUILTY TO MY PANTIES

HAVE YOU EVER KEPT THE CLOTHES HE WORE AND DIDNT WASH THEM WHILE HES GONE LIKE NOW?

not guilty

Have you ever flashed someone?

guilty

have you ever flirted w/a cop?

not guilty. A cute one has never pulled me over..hehe

Have you ever skinny dipped?

Not Gyuilty
Have you ever had a 3 some?!? lol

Not guilty.


Have you ever used someone for financial gain or materialistic gain?

not guilty

have you ever eaten a bug?

Ewwww not Guilty~


Have you ever stayed up all night cuz you couldn't log off PTO?

YES

When you do go to bed when you wake up is PTO the first thing you check

Not Guilty

Have you ever followed through on a Revenge plot against an ex?

not guilty

have you ever painted your eyebrows on?

Not guilty on the eyebrows

Have you ever shaved.....down there :D

Guilty

Have you ever had a dream that was scary and, your couldn't scream?

Guilty

Have you ever paid to have your hair done and totally hated the way it came out?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER USED WHIP CREAM WITH SEX

Not guilty Have you used flavored sex oils during oral sex?

Many many times on the oils...pina colada is my fav :D

Have you ever dumpster dived?

not guilty

have you ever eaten food off the floor?

guilty (popcorn)

have you ever licked someone elses wound?

Yucko! Not Guilty!

Have you ever licked someone across their face!

not guilty

have you ever peed while in a swimming pool?

GUILTY
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME

Guilty!

Have you ever bought something a size or two too small thinking you will eventually fit into it and it is still hanging in your closet?

guilty ( still there )

have you ever changed tags on an item for a cheaper price?

guilty...

have you ever bought a two piece something or other and changed out the bottom or top to fit your body???

guilty(panties and bra)

have you ever stole clothing in the dressing room?

NOT GUILTY.

HAVE YOU EVER CALLED IN SICK WHEN YOU WEREN'T?

guilty

have you ever kept a rented movie?

not guilty

Have you ever argued a point, even if you knew you were wrong?

Not Guilty

Have you ever thrown trash out your car window?

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!! lol :)

have you ever tripped over your own feet?

guilty

Have you ever done something really stupid and then pretended you meant to in the first place?

T

guilty

have you ever given someone a wet willy?

Guilty

Have you ever kept a library book?

not guilty.


Have you ever been to a strip club? Male or female.

guilty

have you ever laughed so hard you spit your drink out your nose?

No guilty (but I've laughed so hard I wet myself a little :D )

Have you ever used the last of the toilet paper and didn't get a new role out?

GUILTY..HAVE YOU EVER USED THE LAST OF THE ICE AND DIDNT REFILL THE ICE TRAYS

Guilty

Have you ever ate the last piece of pizza without asking if anyone else wanted it?

not guilty

Have you ever wore the same panties for two days? (EWW)

guilty ( i was pregnant and had morning sickness for 4months straight and was very lazy.)

have you ever fell in the shower?

not guilty

do you have road rage?

guilty i give them the finger

have you ever hit anyone with your car on purpose?

Not Guilty, but who hasnt thought about it.

Have you ever had a dream that has came true and felt freaked out?

guilty just recently even

have you ever lied to an officer trying to get out of trouble?

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER LIED ON ANY APPLICATIONS?

Not Guilty..

Have you cheated on your man while he's incarcerated (can be any time he was in)?


...KD...

not guilty

Have you ever fought over an item with another shopper the day after Thanksgiving?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER DRANK OUT OF THE BOTTLE (SODA, JUICE) AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIG?

guilty

have you ever tripped someone on purpose?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER DID SOMETHING BAD,BUT FUNNY TO YOUR SIBLING WHILE THEY WERE SLEEP?

not guilty

have you ever peed ur pants?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER FORGOT YOU HAD YOUR TAMPON IN THERE?

Ewwww Guilty!

Have you ever peeked at an X-rated site?

guilty....soooooo guilty i could go to hell just for my porn watching habits. :haha:

have you ever eaten raw cookie dough?

GUILTY(ITS PRETTY GOOD)

HAVE YOU EVER PRETEND BY YOURSELF AT HOME THAT YOUR A SINGER AND BE ACTING LIKE YOUR IN A VIDEO?

Not guilty (sometimes I'm kinda doin' it in the car though!)

Have you ever not answered the phone because you knew it was your mother and just did not want to deal with her?

((( I am soooo guilty of this!:D )))

Not Guilty

Well, not really. I do do it sometimes when I know it's my mother-in-law.

Have you ever opened something up at the grocery store while you were shopping and put it back before check-out?


...KD...

not guilty

have you ever faked an orgasm during sex? :haha:

guilty..hehhe

Have you ever had intimate thoughts about the same sex?

Guilty! I just wanted to get it over with already! (Sure glad I don't have that problem anymore!!! :D

Have you ever lied to your guy/partner/spouse/etc about the price of something you bought cause you knew they'd go through the roof on you if they knew the truth??

guilty

have you ever kissed someone of the same sex (not family member)--on the lips...?

guilty

Have you ever had any plastic surgery?

not guilty

have you ever broken a bone?

Guilty [I was VERY drunk! :rolleyes:]

Ever mooned someone?

guilty

ever gone to light a cigarette & end up lighting the wrong end? :haha:

Not Guilty

Ever do anything on the sneak will visiting you man/woman
(sexually, not including trailors)


...KD...

not guilty

ever shave any part of your face? :haha:

Guilty. And all those young gals here have a rude awakening coming, LOL.

Have you ever drove somewhere in your pajamas?

lol so guilty (all the time)

have you ever grabbed a guys ass just because?

Oh yeah!! Guilty!

Have you ever... made love in the rain?

not guilty

have you ever licked your toes? lol

Not guilty

Have you ever hid your dirty dishes in the stove?

you mean oven? lol :)

not guilty

have you ever yelled at a co just because?

NOT GUILTY.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD LUSTY THOUGHTS WHILE SITTING IN CHURCH?

not guilty (dont go to church anymore_

have you ever been turned on while at the OB/GYN? :haha:

Not Guilty

Have you ever fantasized about one of your teachers in high school.


...KD...

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER CALLED OUT THE WRONG PERSONS NAME WHILE HAVING SEX?

Lol, not guilty. God, I could just imagine. You're having sex with Bob and you yell out, "OOOHHHHHHH BILLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

ANYWAY! :D

Have you ever gotten into a fist fight?

guilty

Have you ever found yourself dancing in front of a mirror nekked?

Lol, yes.

Ever gotten a ticket?

entirely too many!

ever faked a "u know wut?"

not guilty

do you ever dig in your nose in front of your man or woman?

Not guilty

Have you ever went skinny dipping?

not guilty

have you ever prayed to the porclin god?

not guilty

have you ever heard a song that made you feel sick for real?

not guilty

have you ever wanted to run the grandma drivers off the road? :haha:

guilty
Have you ever cleaned the toilet with your ex-husbands toothbrush then put it back?

NOT GUILTY!!! (but wait till i get an xhubby..then ask me lol)

have you ever said i love you & didnt mean it?

GuIlTy....

have u ever said something tasted really good, even ate ALL of it... and it was DISGUSTING?!?

Guilty Guilty Guilty...
One of my bestfriends made No Bake Cookies << :yuck: Ewwwwwww!!! They were jus horrible but she was so proud of herself I jus couldn't say anything...I ate one and my girls (my dogs) ate tha rest...My lil girl I spared from tha cookies although she is so polite she probably wouldnt have said anything at all...hahaha


Have you ever been somewhere ...ran into someone that knows you...start taking with them and for tha life of you ..you cant remember their name???

guilty guilty guilty

Hmmm let's see......Have you ever had somone hit on your man just to see what he would do?

not guilty...

have you ever ran a red light just because?

guilty

have you ever followed your lover.(spy on them)

not guilty

have you ever crank called someone--RECENTLY??? :)

guilty

have you ever cried yourslf to sleep?

guilty(recently too)

have you ever played a trick on your boo if so what was it?

not guilty

have you told a guy they had a small d!ck?

guilty (they need to know)


ever eat with your fingers?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED AT SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR SMALL D*CK IN THEIR FACE?

i dont get the question...sooo not guilty:hmm:

have you ever given a wedgie?

My, my, my!!! GUILTY!
{and asked if they {he was} were part jack rabbit!}

Ever wrecked someones car and failed to mention it? Leading them to believe they did it...

not guilty

ever call in sick to work..when you werent really sick?

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!!!!

I was just to damn tired to get up!

Have you ever ran out of a resturant without paying?
Like Dennys or something?
Come on be honest even if you were a bit younger! Did ya?

not guilty but wanted to, my boo said no

were you ever scared to get on the freeway when you first started driving?

not guilty!

u ever call a current boyfriend an ex-boyfriends name?
{and I don't mean when ur mad!!}

not guilty

have you ever ran over an animal?

not guilty, but ran over one that was already dead

have you ever lied to your honey?

guilty...but then i told him i lied shortly after!

i have been accused of being way too honest!

Have you ever eaten an insect ?

not guilty

have you ever wished a yeast infection on another woman? lol (I SURE HAVE)

not guilty but wished something else

have you ever wished someone would choke on a bone?

NOT GUILTY.

DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?

GUILTY

DO YOU SHAVE YOUR BIKINI AREA ?

NOT GUILTY!
BIKINI AREA??
Don't make me laugh.....
Bikini area I have not!
Beach area.....YUP!!!!
ever lied about ur age? if so by how much/

nope. im only 22 1/2 no need to...yet. lol

ever stuck socks in your bra to make your boobs look bigger?

Guilty...well I didn't use socks but when I was a kid I had noooooooo boobs so yes I did.

Have you ever tore up the car then tried to fix it, then when you had extra parts you just threw them away?

guilty, when i was younger ,no need to now im a double d

when you was younger did you ever play in your parents clothes and shoes?

not guilty & guilty

have you ever dropped your toothbrush in the toilet then used it afterwards?

SO NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME

not guilty ( in my dreams though)

have you ever did it with the same sex?

LOL.. umm!
not :hee: guilty!
lol.

Have you ever went to use the bathroom (#2) and the phone rang and u went out with your pants around your ankles to answer it?

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER DID #2 AND AFTERWARDS YOUR BOOTY WAS ITCHING?

GUILTY HAVE YOU EVER DID #2 AND AFTERWARDS YOUR BUTT WAS ITCHING AND YOU HAD THONGS ON

LMFAO OMG so funny NOT GUILTY (No thongs for me)

have you ever peed your pants?

LMAO GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAN WHO HAD BOO BOO STAINS IN HIS BOXERS?

not guilty LMFAO

do you have skid marks on your undies?

GUILTY AND HOW NASTY.

HAVE YOU EVER DATED A MAN THAT YOU HAD TO MAKE TAKE A SHOWER

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER PUT TOILET PAPER ON WHEN YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY TAMPONS OR PADS?

not guilty

do you wipe your eye goobers on your clothes?

GUILTY , GUILTY TO THE SHOWER ONE HE HAD SOME FUNKY ARMS

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO MAKE THEM PUT DEODERANT ON?

not guilty..

but i sure as hell was tempted to make one of them do that!

Have you and your sweetie ever put on each other's undies?

GUILTY, I PUT ON HIS

HAVE YOU EVER FARTED WHILE HAVING SEX?

umm... does oral sex count? LOL.. oh gosh How embarassing!

if so, Guilty!

have you ever almost broken your neck because you got out of the bed to go to the bathroom but didnt want to cut on the lights so you won't "fully wake-up"?

GUILTY,

AND UMM WHO WAS DOING WHO MRSKENDRICK

WERE YOU EVER SCARED OF THE DARK?

he was doing me

NOT guilty

were u afraid of heights, or flying?

guilty

Do you find yourself still checking doors and windows..maybe even sometimes under the bed before you go to bed?

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!


Have you ever carried around a cellphone that didnt have service even though u pretended it did?

GUILTY ( I HAD TO I WAS JUST FRONTIN)

HAVE YOU EVER PUT THE PHONE IN YOUR KIDS NAME OR YOUR PARENTS PUT THE PHONE IN YOUR NAME WHEN YOU WAS LITTLE?

GUILTY.. my parents (actually almost my dad's whole family) have their phone in the kids name! And I was the one out of me and my brother.

Ever spit in someone's drink?

not guilty... but I sure wanted to at times (hehehe)

have you ever found yourself hating a celebrity woman because your man thought she was hot?

not guilty

have you ever out of the blue--coughed then threw up?

ummm, i guess i'm guilty! {congestion/flem... more like a gag reflex}

hey there was no question so i will ask then

have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time while it was quiet around people?

guilty as charged... only nobody knew I farted

{till I left, :D :eek: }

Ever got home fter a social gathering and had this gawd awful booger just POSTED there?

GUILTY( NO ONE EVEN TOLD ME )

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIKE YOU HAD BAD BREATH AND HAD SOMEONE SMELL IT FOR YOU?

ALL THE TIME!! (Guilty) hey thats what good friends are for lolz

have u ever told ur friend that they look good in something, when in reality they didnt just so you would be more appealing to the opposite (or same) sex?

GUILTY

YOU NO HOW WHEN YOUR FRIEND ASK "DO I HAVE ANYTHING ON MY FACE" AND YOU SAY NO BUT IN REALITY SHE HAS A DRY BOOGER IN HER NOSE.

GUILTY BECAUSE ITS NOT ON THEIR FACE ITS IN THEIR NOSE...LOL

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MARRIED MAN

:( GUILTY

Have you ever dated someone of the same sex?

NOT GUILTY
GURL PLEASE!
BEST BELIEVE I'M ON MY "VAPORS"

dayum!

ever faked asleep to get outta "doin tha dayum thang?"

not guilty

Ever bought an outfit even though you knew you wouldn't be able to fit into it?

not guilty
{i'm a b.o.p.g. {big ol pretty gurl" i dont like finding yet 1 more thing that doesnt fit, lol}

does ur drivers lic./ ID have correct weight on it?

HELL NO! lol not guilty

have you ever clogged the toilet?

without a doubt! guilty!

ever been to an adult bookstore?

guilty

have you ever farted while in the bath?

omfg!! my son thinks i'm loaded up here laffin by myself!!
GUILTY!! not recently tho....

ever look in someones medicene cabinet/under their br sink while using their br? just to see wut they got?

guilty guilty guilty!!!

ever pounded on the walls when your neighbors were being a bit too loud?

Guilty!

Ever laugh so hard, food or drink came out your nose?

GUILTY!!!
You don't want to know what came out from my nose LOL :D

Have you ever taken a benefit for someone elses loss?

jessp, I see we have same "signature":D

not guilty (what can i say...im a selfish one lol)

have you ever wished horrible things against another?

Not guilty. Do unto other as you want done to you!!!

Have you ever lied about being sick at work??

guilty

have you ever broke something & blamed it on someone else?

Guilty...

Have you ever asked a stranger for money?

(Susan: I see great minds think alike! :D)

not guilty

were you a jock or prep in HS?

NOT GUILTY (HELL NAW)

DID YOU EVER WANT TO CHOKE THEM PREPPY GIRLS?

OR JUST SOMETHING BAD OR JUST PLAIN SILLY

guilty baby! in fact, jr yr in hs, in tha girls locker room up against tha candy machine.

Ever have a secret crush on ur friends man?

Guilty

If you had a secret crush on a friend's man, did ya act on it?

not guilty to both but they had crush on my man them b****es

do you have naughty dreams about people your not supposed to have those dreams about?

guilty, my ex-hubby woke me up for sayin another man's name in a dream.

Ever fantasize about someone else with when you were with your guy?

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER GOT ANOTHER PERSONS NUMBER WHEN YOU WAS WITH YOUR SPOUSE?

guilty... no, nuthin came of it, lol


have u ever been given back to much change, and if so, did u keep it?

guilty

have you ever locked your keys in your car?

Guilty!

Have you ever made a prank phone call?

(Haven't checked to see if this was already asked...if so sorry for the repeat)

GUILTY :D

have you ever blacked out while driving?

Not Guilty..

Have you ever switched a price tag

not guilty

have you ever dropped your cell phone in the toilet?

Guilty! wutz ur #? I'll getcha with "crank yankers" (comedy central!

have u gone longer than 3 daze w/o a shower or bath?

Not Guilty

Have you ever cried to get out of a traffic violation, and did it work?

I don't have such luck...not guilty!
However, I got pulled over a week after my dad died, it was raining and tha cop was gonna tow my car, till he seen my license plate frame that said "Fischers Service" {My dads repair shop} he asked how my dad was... {my dad had over 1/2 tha Rhonert Park police dept for customers. I said, "Sir, we buried Dad a week ago.. He said tha "F" word and told me to get back into tha car and call 1 of my bros.

Ever tell someone u werent home that called? {and u answered}

GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER SET HERE WONDERING WHAT TO ASK NEXT?

guilty!

Have you ever peed your pants? hehe

GUILTY

WHEN EVER YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE DO YOU CRY?

Not Guilty... (But My Momma told us when we were little that it meant you lied...ha)

Have you ever said "Hmmmm" when looking at an EX?

not guilty

have you ever kept a boyfriend a secret from your family?

Not Guilty...

(And Libby I am saying Hmmm about my son's Dad...LOL)

Have you ever stayed in your PJ's for days...?

guilty... when I was pregnant with my last child that's all that about fit towards the end.. plus they kept me in the hospital for 2 months before I had her ;)

Has anyone ever asked you what you were thinking when you were actually thinking either intimate thoughts about them..or something mean about them?

Guilty... heehee I do that with my friend Tricia all the time! I'm always thinking about her intimately *blushes.*

Have you ever stole something from a family member just to see how they would react?

not guilty

have you ever accidently started a fire? (like house fire)

hey beck...your on the rebound...hmmm..:hmm: :D

not guilty

ever told someone they looked good, when they really didn't?

so guilty lol

do you talk to yourself when someone puts you on hold? (phone)

GUILTY ( SOMETIMES)

DO YOU EVER SIT ALONE ACTING LIKE YOUR TALKING TO YOUR HONEY BUT IN REALITY YOUR JUST TALKING TO YOURSELF?

not guilty

have you ever told someone off?

guilty


have you ever lied to your guy?

NOT GUILTY

ever thought you were a queen when you know you are not?

guilty..only because i know i am the queen ;)

have you ever spread lies about someone?

not guilty

Have you ever had a dream come true?

I DONT BELIEVE THAT IS A GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY QUESTION. LOL. I HAVE HAD A DREAM COME TRUE.

EVER HAD SEX IN YOUR PARENTS BED?

not guilty (although did other stuff :D )

ever hit a car then drive off?

GUILTY SOMEWHAT

HAVE YOU EVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM A FRIEND?

not guilty (unless you count my high school boyfriend that I "stole" from a girl named Noelle but that was 11 years ago! :)

Have you ever "molested" your man/woman while they were sleeping??? :)

GUILTY(HEY HE DOES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME)

HAVE YOU EVER GAVE YOUR HONEY A WEDGIE?

Not Guilty

Have you ever looked in a friends medicine cabinet?

GUILTY(I AM NOSEY)

HAVE YOU EVER PEED ON YOURSELF AT ANOTHER FRIENDS HOUSE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER?

not guilty, but I used to make my cousin pee herself all the time! :)

Have you ever faked it??? (You know, the big O??)

GUILTY BUT NOT WITH MY BABYS DAD, GIRL HE HAS A HORSE D*** BUT CANT WORK IT

DO YOU EVER SIT IN SILENCE DURING SEX?

babysdaddy402!!!! OMG U R cracking me up... LMAO @ work!!! :)

Ok, yes, I'm guilty of that one --- what's that tell you about the guy???? :) yuck... he was horrible and TEENY, TEENY, TINY! :D

Have you ever ignored a family member's call on caller ID cause you just didn't feel like talking?

Guilty

Have you ever complained about a meal to get out of paying for it?

guilty

did you ever take $$$ from your moms purse when you were younger?

Not guilty.. but I did take some change from my grandma's

Have you ever called your man by another mans name?

guilty... only in the beginning and only when I was yelling at him, like, "Mike!!!... I mean Sam!!!" That didn't go over well.... :(

Have you ever skinny-dipped???

gulity


ever had phone sex???

GUILTY! Hey you take what you can get! lol! (I mean my hubby is in prison, not that I'm desperate!

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

not guilty

have you cheated on a spouse/BF

not guilty

Have you ever stayed in front of the computer for over 24 hours?

not guilty almost though

have you ever got moist just looking at your honey at visitation?

Guilty.. Guilty.. Guilty.. LOL

Have you ever been caught red handed in a lie?

(mine was cutting school to go to a Cubs game, little did we know the camera was focused on us for almost the entire game. When I got home that evening my dad said "How was school"! Of course I chimed GREAT.. with that he handed me a Polaroid he took of the TV with me in the photo and told me I was grounded for a month!)

GUILTY I HAD MANY LIES BUT THE ONE I REMEMBER IS WHEN MY MOM WOULD BE AT WORK AND SHE TELLS ME TO STAY IN THE HOUSE WHEN SHES GONE WELL I HAD PEOPLE OVER ALL OUTSIDE AND INSIDE MUSIC UP REALLY LOUD, WELL SHE ASKED ME WHAT I DID TODAY AND I TOLD HER I JUST WATCHED TV. WELL A NEIGHBOR SNITCHED ON ME.(THEM RAT BASTARDS LOL)

DID YOU EVER SNEEK BOYS OR GIRLS IN YOUR HOUSE?

not guilty... I would have gotten busted so quickly!

Have you ever bought something, wore it and returned it? (and you planned to do this from the beginning???? :)

Not Guilty.. But I have returned stuff I've owned for over a year and got away with saying I just bought it.

Have you ever went through your mans wallet?

OH HELL YES GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY... maybe if I didn't find stuff everytime, I wouldn't!!! :) But that was in the past of course...

Have you ever called numbers you found on your man's cell phone/caller ID to see if it was a girl?

Guilty.. but never with OJ.. my ex was a dayum fool and would get busted everytime.

Have you ever dialed a wrong number, and end up having a long conversation with the person on the other end?

not guilty

Do you talk to yourself while driving?

GUILTY ( I EB ACTING LIKE IM TALKING TO HIM) I NO IM SO SILLY

DO YOU PUT ALOT OF PERFUME ON LIKE THEY CAN REALLY SMELL YOU.(FOR PEOPLE WITH WINDOW VISITS)

NO. I GET CONTACT VISITS AND I PUT IT ON LIGHTLY.

HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN A FRUIT CAKE YOU RECEIVED TO SOMEONE ELSE CAUSE YOU DIDNT WANT THE DANG THING?

not guilty

have you ever eaten a bug?

GUILTY.. A WORM FROM THE TEQUILA BOTTLE.

HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX?

Ewwww not guilty!

Have you ever eaten way more then you should just cuz you wanted to pig out and you weren't even hungry?

guilty

have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Guilty (but when I was like only 16 so it doesn't really count)

Have you ever sat at the computer on P.T.O. ALL day at work, when you were supposed to be working on something important? And then when someone came in quickly changed the screen to what you were supposed to be doing? :D

Guilty Guilty Guilty!!! I do it everyday and i am supposed to be doing homework now but I am addicted!

Have you ever stolen your mothers meds to get high?

not guilty...

Did you ever snoop and find your Christmas presents before Christmas? (I used to unwrap mine and re-wrap them! :D )

SO GUILTY (i once did it, and i rewrapped it then my mom noticed it looked real crappy (the way i wrapped it)..and thats how she figured out that i peeked lol).

have you ever super glued your fingers together?

Soooo Guilty!


Have you ever traded clothes with your boyfriend?(underwear and all)

not guilty...

well I put his boxers on once instead of my shorts when we got busted as teenagers.. does that maybe count?

Anyways....

Have you ever wondered where the heck everyone comes up with these questions??

Tina

guilty... some of it is from personal experience, I believe ;) and that scares me!!! :D j/k

Have you ever cheated on a test in school?

guilty... ugh it was the worst feeling too.... I actually confessed to the teacher and had to retake it later....

Have you ever wished you were a member of the opposite sex.. if only for a day?

T

not guilty

have you ever wanted to be a nun?

Not Guilty! I could not do it!

??Ever smoked 'pot' AND INHALED?? :D

guilty

ever yell at someone just because?

guilty (my brother all the DANG time)

Have you ever been addicted to pain killers?

not guilty

Have you ever pretended to be someone else on the phone?

guilty

have you ever lied to a judge..just because?

Not guilty.....but then I've never misbehaved bad enough to go in front of a judge. I'm just too darn square!

Have you ever stolen office supplies from work?

OMG, yes.... I used to travel for work (both in the US and overseas) and that's the first thing I looked for at each client site -- the office supply cabinet! :D

Have you ever spent more time on the phone/Internet at work than you actually did doing work?

WELL YES EVERY DAY BUT IM A SECURITY GUARD AND WE DONT DO SHIT NO WAY..

DO YOU YELL AT MEN OR WOMEN WHO TRY TO HOLLA AT YOU. (EX. EWW YOUR GROSS GET AWAY, UMM I GOT A MAN SO LEAVE ME ALONE.)

um not guilty

have you ever been arrested?

not guilty

have you done something you should have been arrested for but you weren't?

NAH BUT WHEN I WORKED AT BURGER KING MY MANAGER FIRED ME CUZ HE THOUGHT I STOLE 100 SUMPTHIN DOLLARS

DO YOU EVER HAVE EVIL THOUGHTS?

GUILTY - especially when I think about the BOP and the FEDS...

Do you ever wake up and think that maybe it was all a bad dream and hope to see him there?

GUILTY

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE IT WAS YOUR FAULT?

guilty..

Do you ever wonder why people keep taggin you as the old hag?

LMAO, WELLMAYBE BECAUSE I AM IN DISGUISE(IM SO SILLY)

DO YOU WONDER WHY YOU HAVE TO WEAR DEPENDS?

NAHHH after 5 kids.. I don't wonder much about my bodily functions LOL

HAve you ever secretly wished something bad would happen to someone because you were jealous of them?

NOTGUILTY, I HAVE WISHED BAD ON PEOPLE BEFORE BUT NOT BECAUSE OF JEALOUSY I HAVE NOT BEEN JEALOUS OF NOONE LIKE THAT , IF CONCERNING MY BOO THEN A DIFFERENT STORY..

HAVE YOU EVER CHEWED ON YOUR TOENAILS?

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww no NOT GUILTY (but I've caught Journey trying to do it! :p)

Have you ever peed your pants (AFTER age 10???)

guilty when I was8.5 months pregnant with my second child I started laughing so hard I couldn't stop and whamo.. all down my leg.. I just about died...

Have you ever thrown up on an amusement ride?

Not guilty -- but that's one of my phobias!! I am so spastic about puke! When our oldest had the flu, my hubbie had to do all the cleaning up and mothering... I was like -- stay away from me you little vomiting beast!! EEEEEWWWWW.

Have you ever had a crush on a much older person?

guilty when I was 8 I was in love with my babysitter, his name was Todd and he was 19 :)

Have you and your spouse ever made a "cheat list"? (you know a list of 5 celebs that they could cheat on you with if they had the chance.

on the fence on this one... we didn't officially say "you can cheat on me with this person" but he loves PINK -- eeeewww and I love LL Cool J and 50 Cent.

Have you ever snitched on someone at work?

not guilty

have you ever "stolen" something from work?:

guilty I took home a stapler once

Have you ever gotten into a food fight?

guilty :D

have you ever yelled at a waiter at a resturaunt?

Not guilty! I havent yelled at too many people outside of my family.

Have you ever picked your nose in your car when you thought no one was looking?

Yes. I know that is gross..but I could not breathe...LOL Lame excuse.

Have you ever lied to everyone about where you were going just so you could be with the one you are in love with?

" And I desire to lavish my love on you because you are my child" (1 John 3:1)

not guilty

have you ever coughed on someones food?

not guilty!! That's so mean!

Have you ever had a sexual intimate time with a person of the same sex?

OH YES!!! best time in my life! So GUILTY!

have you ever pretended an orgasm?

sorry if this was Q befefore, didn't readwhole thread:)

guilty

have you ever fell asleep during sex?

not guilty

have you ever had sex in a public place?

Guilty


Have you ever woke up from a drunk and not known if you had sex the previous night?

Not guilty (thank god!)

??Ever woken up the morning after with the wrong clothes on??

not guilty

have you ever started a fire?

NOT GUILTY

DO YOU EVER STARE AT STRANGERS TO MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE

I'M GUILTY! I DID IT! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

Not guilty (I have stared cuz they were cute)

Ever lied on a job application?

not guilty

ever cheat on a test in school?

Guilty

Have you ever bought prepared food and acted like you actually made it for your guests?

not guilty. lol

Have you ever forgot your own birthday

Guilty

Have you ever fake cried to get out of something?

Guilty


Have you ever stuffed your bra?

not guilty!!

Every had sex with two different people in one day?

Guilty

Have you ever been given too much change back at the store and just walked off with it?

guilty

have ever have a crush on one of your teachers?

Not guilty

Ever eat the last cookie and blame it on the kids?

GUILTY!!!

As a child did you ever pick your nose?

GUILTY(STILL DO AT TIMES) HAHAHA

WHEN YOU PASS GAS DOES IT SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS OR WORSE?

Not guilty, I cant even recall the last time I passed gas.

have you ever hidden your favorite grocery food from the rest of the family so they wouldnt eat it?

Not guilty

Have you ever run into someone from your past and wonder what you ever saw in him/her in the first place?

Quilty

Have you ever lied to someone because the truth would have hurt them?

Guilty.....
Have you ever read someone else's diary/journal????

Not Guilty

Have you ever given a gift you received but didn't really like to someone else?

guilty


have you strung 2 men on at the same time?

Guilty

Have you ever lied to your boss?

Guilty

Have you ever lusted over your friends man?

Not guilty

Have you ever trashed a hotel room?

Not Guilty.. Unless rearranging the mattresses in front of the mirror counts as trashing it! LOL (we did put em back)

Have you ever opened someone else's mail, then resealed it?

Not guilty

Have you ever pretended not to be home when a friend was at the door?

YES i have pretended not to be home before when a friend has been at the door...but I think I`ll just plead the 5th..LOL
Anyway I have a qeustion,I hope some one out there can help me!I have ran into this sitution with this guy I am seeing,he`s currently married,and in the process is getting his green card papers worked,but his marriage is on the rocks and he wants out.If he was to divorce her and remarry would this affect the working of his green card?

huh.. I'll ask another guilty - not guilty question

have you ever used a death in the family as an excuse, knowing u was lying?

guilty (lol i used it in like 7th grade..math class...)

have you ever shaved your head?

GUILTY~~ TOLD HER I LIKED HER DRESS AND IT WAS OOGGLY!

EVER WORN YOUR SIBLINGS CLOTHES AND DENIED IT?

Guilty

Have you ever dated someone just because you wanted to go to the place they were taking you to?

Guilty..

have you ever been in a fist fight?

Guilty

Have you ever been walked in on while having sex?

not guilty

have you ever heard your parents having sex?

Not Guilty

have your kids told you they've heard you having sex??

i dont have kids...so not guilty

have you ever lied to someone about being sick just to get sympathy & or attention from them?

not guilty.
Have you ever thought about buying one of those sex dolls?

not guilty

have you ever tripped over your own feet? :D (i have lol)

Guilty! guilty!

Have you ever got away with a little to much touching during your visits?

not guilty

have you ever killed a fish because you didnt clean the tank? (i did) lol

guilty

have you ever thought about going to break out your loved one? I mean really thought it out?:yes:

guilty.. but Im too chicken.. I got over that phase a bout a year ago... lol

Have you ever told him everything was "okay" when really you just didn't want to worry him?

T

Guilty

Have you ever done anything really crazy with something of your mans.. (like me, and use his old boxers as my pillow case)

not guilty

have you ever sleepwalked?

guilty

have you ever gotten so drunk you couldn't remember everything you did the next morning?

T

guilty

have you ever lit a fart on fire?

OMG not guilty

have you ever lied to a cop?

guilty :D

have you ever been in a traffic accident?

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER BURPED IN SOMEONES EAR OR FACE?

Guilty (but not premeditated)

Have you ever posted something and looked at it later and wished you could take it back?

guilty

have you ever dropped your baby (if you have kids)?

Not guilty

Have you ever cheated at cards?

guilty.. (I had a thing for winning when I was a kid lol)

have you ever had more than one speeding ticket in a year?

Guilty!

Have you ever caught your parents getting it on?

Guilty.. When i was i busted them.

Have you ever had sex in a park?

Guilty

Have you ever had sex in a department store.. LOL (i ain't saying a word, but them fitting room are sometime deserted LOL).

NOT GUILTY (BUT I HAD SEX IN FRONT OF MY HIGH SCHOOL ON THE WEEKEND)

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE MOVIES?

Not Guilty....but came close one time ;)

??Ever had a 'threesome' ;) ??

not guilty

have you ever done anything sexual @ a visit?

Guilty

Have you ever flirted with friends man?

Not Guilty

I will ask mine again b'cos noone answered (Melissa)
??Ever had a 'threesome'??

NOT GUILTY BUT I HAVE THOUGHTS ( BUT WITH 2 MEN)

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN?

guilty
but never acted on it

Have you ever stole grapes while walking by them at the grocery store

GUILTY ALL THE TIME AND DONUTS

I DONT KNOW IF YALL HAVE SELF CHECKOUT THERES BUT IF SO WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THEM DO YOU SCAN EVERYTHING?

i dont know what the question is.

so ill ask one..

have you ever waxed your bikini area?

NOT GUILTY BUT I NAIRED MYSELF TODAY

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYONE ELSE WAX YOU DOWN THERE?

Not Guilty

have you ever stole anything?

Not guilty

Have you ever snuck into a movie?

Guilty

Have you ever played strip poker

Guilty

Have you ever cheated on your taxes?

not guilty.

have you ever had sex in a car?

WAY TO GUILTY


HAVE YOU EVER HIT SOMEONES CAR WHILE DRIVING AND LEFT?

not guilty

Have you ever had greek food?

Guilty and I loved it!

Do you gossip?

Guilty

Do you mix colors and whites in the washer?

Guilty.. hate to admit it.. but I have when I'm being lazy/in a hurry or only have a few white socks.

Have you ever cried, just to get your way as an adult?

Whined, but not cried.

Have you ever had online sex or cyber sex (whatever it's called)?

not guilty (phone sex--guilty lol)

have you ever gotten a piercing infected?

Yucky! Not Guilty.

??Ever eaten ice-cream and then licked the bowl?? (I am thinking about it!)

Guilty (as a child)

have you ever started laughing at an inappropriate time?

Not guilty ( I eat it out of the carton)

Ever get caught singing in the car?

GUILTY ALL THE TIME

ARE YOU SLEEPY AND FIGHTING IT?

Guilty

Have you ever stalked an ex?

Not guilty!

Do you ever forget to mail a letter to your loved one and when he asks where his mail is for that day, you lie and blame it on the postal service?

NOT GUILTY(YET)

DO YOU BE OFF INTO YOUR MUSIC WHEN DRIVING?

Guilty :D

??Have you ever been sooo off into your music that you have had an accident and/ or ran into the back of someone??

Not Guilty!

Have you ever fed your kids cereal for dinner, because you just didn't feel like cooking?

Not guilty although sometimes they CHOSE cereal...

Do you have any overdue library books in your collection?

not guilty

do you have unpaid speeding or parking tickets?

not guilty

have you ever ignored your kids cuz you didnt feel like being bothered?

dont have kids..so not guilty

do you pee in the shower?

OMG WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT (LOL) YES IM GUILTY AND I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

HAVE YOU EVER TOOK A SHOWER AND THEN HAD TO GO AND BOO BOO. AND TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER AFTERWARDS.(ON THE TOILET NOT IN THE SHOWER)

not guilty well i just step out of the shower (while the water is running) go # 2..then get back in & finish my shower. :haha:

have you ever thrown up in the shower?

HELL NAW ( NOT GUILTY)

HAVE ANYONE PUT COLD WATER ON YOU IN THE SHOWER, OR VICE VERSA?

? Ummm I had cold water thrown on me? So guilty I guess?

Have you ever wore two different shoes that looked almost the same but didn't notice until you were out?

Not guilty

Ever break something in a store and not tell anyone?

NOT GUILTY

HAVE YOU EVER STOLE THONGS IN THE STORES?

Not guilty

Ever left your table a mess in a fast food joint?

guilty

ever said your food was gross just to get a free meal? (i have lol) :D

not guilty

Ever dress up your pets?

guilty

ever use a vacuum hose thing to create a hickey?

NOT GUILTY


HAVE YOU EVER PULLED OVER TO PEE WHILE THERE WERE STILL CARS COMING? ( I HAVE LOL )

Guilty

Have you ever egged a house?

not guilty

have you ever TPed a house?

not guilty

Did you ever sneak off in your parents car while they slept?

not guilty

did you ever wreck your parents car?

not guilty


have you ever fell inlove with a married person?(other than yours)

not guilty

have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?

GUILTY!

Have you ever fell down a flight of stairs?

Not guilty

Do you have a fear of heights?

not guilty

have you ever crank called someone?

guilty

Have you ever had sex in the back seat of a car?

NOT GUILTY

DO YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP?

not guilty

did you ever get a spice girl song stuck in your