As the new day dawned PTO's members cast their votes for a whole new governing body for the USA. What would this new government be like and who would they put in office??


The voting lines were long and everyone was very excited as they cast their vote.

The voting lines were long and everyone was very excited as they cast their vote.

..after hours & hours of waiting, melissa was finally able to vote. although, she doesnt keep up on the news & who was running, she just took a stab at it, and picked the hottest guy that was running...

after hours and hours of waiting, Melissa was finally able to vote. Although she doesn't keep up on the news & who was running, she just took a stab at it, and picked the hottest looking guy that was running..

Now in this field of many good looking men, I wonder who she voted for?? Could it have been?? or maybe?? what about?? PTO has quite a few of them, just who did she vote for??

Now in this field of many good looking men, I wonder who she voted for?? Could it have been?? or maybe?? what about?? PTO has quite a few of them, just who did she vote for

Of course she had to vote with the rest of us...a hand's down vote that is for....Mariano our favorite Argentina (Escmillo) member's son!!!

He is SUCH the PTO Babe!!!:D

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Of course she had to vote with the rest of us...a hand's down vote that is for....Mariano our favorite Argentina (Escmillo) member's son!!!

He is SUCH the PTO Babe!!!:D

...melissa said "yes, but i wonder how pammiek knew she voted for him" :hmm: she then thought "oh my god, pammiek is a mindreader...." :D

...... melissa said "yes but I wonder how pammiek knew she voted for him" she then thought "oh my god, pammiek is a mind reader........"

"I wonder is she knows what I'll be having for dinner tonite" Then it occured to her that her evening meal would be of little consequence to pammiek, who more than likely already knew who won the election... Now the only problem was, she wanted to know.

"I wonder if she knows what I'll be having for dinner tonite". Then it occurred to her that her evening meal would be of little consequence to pammiek, who more than likely already knew who won the election, now the only problem was, she wanted to know...

However the voting was still not over and a tight race was on. There were many choices to choose from and there was no telling who would win. Perhaps pammiek could look into her crysatal ball and tell us but.......

Alas....Pammiek's crystal ball was on the fritz.....she called everyone she could think of.....when at the very last minute, Phil rushed in to tell her.......

Phil rushed in to tell her.......

"pammiek i know who it is i know who it is!!!! and, its NOT who you think..the winner is...MY JOEY!!!! i didnt even realize that he was in the running..." well, this was a shock to pammiek cause she really thought mariano was going to win....

"pammiek i know who it is i know who it is!!!! and, its NOT who you think..the winner is...MY JOEY!!!! i didnt even realize that he was in the running..." well, this was a shock to pammiek cause she really thought mariano was going to win....

All pammiek could mutter out in her apparent shock was a meak "congratulations". She wasn't even sure she meant it, and by the tone in her voice Phil could tell she was slightly disappointed. Feeling blue because mariano did not win, pammiek decided it was time to..........

all pammiek could mutter out in her apparent shock was a meek "congratulations". She wasn't sure she meant it, and by the tone in her voice Phil could tell she was slightly disappointed. Feeling blue because Mariano did not win, pammiek decided it was time....

to get used to eating honey buns as this would probably be the national dessert from now on. As she going to the store to buy a case of them..........

to get used to eating honey buns as this would probably be the national dessert from now on. As she going to the store to buy a case of them..........



so she gets to the store. and low & behold. joey has made it so honey buns were the ONLY thing you could buy. well, since pammiek was already dissappointed that her hot studly stud didnt win..she started to throw a fit....

she started to throw a fit;


she knew that her studly stud should have won and that those honey buns were going to be hanging from her hips and she was trying to devise a plan to over throw the frenchy's joey,knowing we voted joey in we could easily vote him out becasue

she knew her that her studly stud should have won and that those honey buns were going to be hanging from her hips and she was devising a plan to over throw the frenchy's joey, knowing we voted joey in we could easily vote him out because....

after all pammiek was in charge of the nation's voting system! Her mind was racing and she was thinking how can I change the outcome?? I know, I'll...............

after all pammiek was in charge of the nation's voting system! Her mind was racing and she was thinking how can I change the outcome?? I know, I'll...............


CALL FOR A RECOUNT!! After all Joey and Mariano are both in FLORIDA and we ALL know how those Florida voting machines are!!:D So as the Nation waits with baited breathe to find out who the next REAL BABE will be to run our country, the official RE-Count voter comes to the rescue.

Look it's a bird, its a plane....!...!...!

NO, It's Mr. Fed-X arriving to save the day!:dance:


(can't believe ya' all got me involved in this...hee hee!) ;)

LMAO thanks pammie that was exactly what I was thinking!!!

CALL FOR A RECOUNT!! After all Joey and Mariano are both in FLORIDA amd we all know how those Florida voting machines are!! So as the nation waits with baited breathe to find out the REAL babe will be to run our country, the offical RE-count voter comes to the rescue.

Look it's a bird, its a plane...!...!
NO it's Fed-X to the arriving to save the day!........

Now look here says FED-X don't I have enough to do!!!! You'll have to get Chevy Gal to straighten out this mess as she is the new..........

now look here says fed-ex don't i have enough to do!!!!!!
you'll have to get chevtgal to straighten out this mess as she is the new


secratary of votes,chevy-gal will be counting til dawn's daylite with travis taking her.......

secretary of votes, chevy gal will be counting til dawn's daylite with Travis taking her........

all over town getting all the ingredients to make her famous fish tacos!! She then had a brilliant idea, I'll ........

all over town getting all the ingredients to make her famous fish tacos!! she then had a brilliant idea,i'll.........


use tainted fish and make everyone voting for joey and mariano sick enough they will not for any of them and sneakily put travis name in so everyone will vote for trav and then chevygal will have the umph she needs to make 8-22-03 a national holiday celebrating the first day she got...

use tainted fish and make everyone voting for joey and mariano sick enough they will not vote for any of them and sneakily put Travis's name in so everyone would vote for trav and then chevy gal will have the umph she needs to make
8-23-03 a national holiday celebrating the first day she got...

to make those fish tacos and hand feed them to Trav. Hmm Hmm good said Trav has his lady love fed him. Now that she filled his belly, she had a even more important mission to accomplish, so......

TO MAKE THOSE FISH TACOS AND HAND FEED THEM TO TRAV,HMM HMM GOOD SAID TRAV HAS HIS LADY LOVE TO FEED HIM.NOW THAT SHE FILLED HIS BELLY,SHE HAD AN EVEN MORE IMPORTANT MISSION TO ACCOMPLISH,SO


SHE COULD SURF THE UNITED WEB LOOKING FOR THE MOST BODESHIOUS SIGGY EVER SO SHE WILL BE VOTED IN AS QUEEN OF SIGGY'S ONLY LOVINBILLY4EVER HAS DECIDED TO PUT A KINK IN CHEVYGAL'S PLAN BY.....

SHE COULD SURF THE UNITED WEB LOOKING FOR THE MOST BODESHIOUS SIGGY EVER SO SHE WILL BE VOTED IN AS QUEEN OF SIGGY'S ONLY LOVINBILLY4EVER HAS DECIDED TO PUT A KINK IN CHEVYGAL'S PLAN BY.....

Sabatoging her files! Every siggy she tries to post comes out a picture of Melissa's boyfriends! OMG!!! And what hunks they are! But... which one is Melissa's main squeeze?

Sabatoging her files! every siggy she tries to post comes out a picture of melissa'''s boyfriends,omg!!! and what hunks they are!but... which one is melissa's main squeeze


i am guessing #5 is the winner as he can aiso kiss her feet,but now melissa can't accomodate all of them and i understand she gave #1 to ontheroadagain,as payment for rigging the voting polls and not having to eat chevygals fish tacos and that brings up to this .yet another new twist because frenchy is not gonna stand for florids joe to not be in the race....

I am guessing #5 is the winner as he can also kiss her feet, but now melissa can't accomdate all of them and I understand she gave #1 (super YUCK!!) to ontheroadagain, as payment for rigging the voting polls and not having to eat chevygals fish tacos ( I'll eat the damn things, lol) and that brings up to this. Yet another new twist because frenchy is not gonna stand for floridas joe to not be in the race...

So Phil hops on the first plane and heads to the good old USA, where he intends to straighten out this mess. As he gets off the plane there is a tremendous commotion going on as..........

so phil hops on first plane to good old usa,where he intends to straighten out this mess.as he gets off the plane there is a tremendous commotion going on as....


it's the florida edition of pto members who felt jilted as phil never sent them their bouquet of flowers so they are gonna hi-jack phil to keep him from going to lover joey,but he finds out and....

it's the florida edition of pto members who felt jilted as Phil never sent them their bouquet of flowers, so they are gonna hi-jack Phil to keep him from going to lover joey, but he finds out and.........

makes a quick run back into the plane. Quick Phil tells the pilot, there are many crazy Floridians after me, get us out of here. So the pilot revs the engine and takes off, lo and behold the pilot is..........

makes a quick run back to the plane.quick phil tells pilot,there are many crazy floridians after me,get us out of here.so the pilot revs the engine and takes off,lo and behold the pilot is....

lovinbilly4ever,she doesn't want phil to straighten out mess cause she is gonna get steve in the race til billy gets out only pammiek is the stewardess and has others ideas....

lovinbilly forever, she doesn't want Phil to straightened out the mess cause she is gonna get steve in the race til billy gets out, only pammiek is the stewardess and had other ideas...

pammiek wants Mariano to win at all costs since she believes him to be the hotttest babe from PTO, so the plane will go to Tampa where she'll hold a press conference and make Phil.......

pammiek wants Mariano to win at all costs since she believes him to be the hotttest babe from PTO, so the plane will go to Tampa where she'll hold a press conference and make Phil.......

call Mrskendrick2you to come to his defense. After making his call and explaining the situation to MrsK, he purchased her plane ticket to come down to the press conference and be his supporter. But much to his surprise, instead of MrsK supporting him and crowning Joey as the winner, she enters her sweetie in the race as well...

Here he is:
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call Mrskendricktoyou2 to come to his defense. After making his call and explaining the situation to MrsK, he purchased her plane ticket to come down to the press conference and be his supporter. But much to his surprise, instead of mrsK supporting him and crowning Joey the winner, she enters her sweetie in the race as well....

Now this race is really heating up people, oh where will it go?? Seems like there's no telling what will happen next. Chevy gal has been so busy being "queen of the hill" that she's let Trav go by the way side or has she??......

NOW THIS RACE IS REALLY HEATING UP PEOPLE,OH WHERE WILL IT GO?SEEMS LIKE THERE'S NO TELLINGWHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT,CHEVY GAL HAS BEEN SO BUSY BEING QUEEN OF THE HILL THAT SHES LET TRAV GO BY THE WAY SIDEOR HAS SHE?

I DON'T THINK SO TRAV IS REALLY THE SLY GUY,HE HAS DECIDED THAT PHIL'S JOEY,PAMMIEK'S MARIANO,MRSK'S SWEETIEAND LOVINBILLY'S STEVE ARE NOT GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT OF THAT CROWN SO HE HAS SABOTTOAGED THE ...

I DON'T THINK SO TRAV IS REALLY THE SLY GUY,HE HAS DECIDED THAT PHIL'S JOEY,PAMMIEK'S MARIANO,MRSK'S SWEETIEAND LOVINBILLY'S STEVE ARE NOT GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT OF THAT CROWN SO HE HAS SABOTTOAGED THE ...

...voting members of The Institution and their families by performing "The Dance of The Seven Veils", mystifying audiences with his stamina, his energy, his SAVOIR FAIRE. He just totally BLOWS Phil From Paris' mind away...especially after removing the Seventh Veil to reveal...

...voting members of The Institution and their families by performing "The Dance of The Seven Veils", mystifying audiences with his stamina, his energy, his SAVOIR FAIRE. He just totally BLOWS Phil From Paris' mind away...especially after removing the Seventh Veil to reveal...

that it's not TRAV at all. Who could it be? It is none other than Joey, as he has posed as someone else and slipped right through the cracks so that he could make his way to the conference and be with his Phil! But little does he know that MrsK's sweetie is going to win, so

that it's not TRAV at all. Who could it be? It is none other than Joey, as he has posed as someone else and slipped right through the cracks so that he could make his way to the conference and be with his Phil! But little does he know that MrsK's sweetie is going to win, so...

over in the corner another problem is brewing...that sleazy reporter Christine Snoopsalot is trying to start trouble...she is interviewing chevy and giving her the third degree about the shabby voting booths and her tainted fish tacos...Christine Snoopsalot can smell a rotten taco from a mile away...zooom in...Ms. Snoopsalot is sniffing the air and she leaves chevy in search of.....

over in the corner another problem is brewing...that sleazy reporter Christine Snoopsalot is trying to start trouble...she is interviewing chevy and giving her the third degree about the shabby voting booths and her tainted fish tacos...Christine Snoopsalot can smell a rotten taco from a mile away...zooom in...Ms. Snoopsalot is sniffing the air and she leaves chevy in search of.....

A new graphic of a fish taco to post! After all Chevy is the Graphic Queen of PTO! :D In the meantime Chevy does not even know that Trav is tied up and gagged in a backstage closet. Joey and Trav had got into a scuffle cuz Joey wanted to preform the Dance of the 7 veils! How long can Trav survive in that closet? Who will rescue him? Why none other then....

the Wicked Witch. I could have sworn that Halloween was over weeks ago. I guess the evil witch just couldn't get enough. As she tries to "rescue" Trav and drag him to her secret dungeon Chevy comes from behind and wops her in the head with the Witch's own broom stick. "This is getting evil and nasty" thought Chevy. As she hugged and kissed on Trav and told him she was glad that he was safe....

the wicked witch. I could have sworn that Halloween was over weeks ago. I guess the evil witch just couldn't get enough. As she tries to "rescue" trav and drag him to her secret dungeon Chevy comes from behind and wops her in the head with the witch's own broom stick. "This is getting evil and nasty" thought Chevy. As she hugged and kissed on Trav and told him she was glad that he was safe......

in swooped Phil with Christine Snoopalot and pushes them back into the closet. Phil intends for Joey to win at any cost, even stooping as low as getting help from the nasty reporter. After all he believes everyone should see Joey do the 7 veil dance. As Phil and Christine Snoopsalot ........

as phil and christine snoopsalot.....

are trying to make their way to joey,the queen of pto hill-darlene decides she wants hunky boyfriend mike to win and she gets mike to the podium first ......

but christine snoopsalot with the nose for smell....smells some doggy doo...and starts interrogating mike....What IS THAT SMELL!!!???......

but christine snoopsalot with that nose for smell... smells some doggy doo...and starts interrogating mike.... What is THAT SMELL!!!???.....

why it's Phils latest tactic seems he's covered Mariano,Trav,Mike,Steve and MrsK sweetie all in honeybuns and a layer of dog doo. Now no one will want them to be voted in and it gives Joey a clear shot. But Chevy Gal is not to be out done........

why it's Phils latest tactic seems he's covered Mariano,Trav,Mike,Steve and MrsK sweetie all in honeybuns and a layer of dog doo. Now no one will want them to be voted in and it gives Joey a clear shot. But Chevy Gal is not to be out done........

so she grabs trav. from the honey doggy doo...and tells him to dance....only because she had trav. spend all the money they had on the tainted fish tacos..he had to raise money somehow..



(and my billy isnt # 5, its # 1..please..lmfao too funny) :haha:

so she grabs trav from the honey doo...and tells him to dance..only because she had trav spend all the money they had on the tainted fish tacos..he had to raise money somehow....

So he challenged Joey to a dance off, oh Lord a cowboy in boots and Joey in........

A bouquet of flowers and a hermes scarf... but wait... IT's not a real hermes! It's a knockoff! quick somebody catch Phil... he's fainting...

phil fell to the ground & thought.."i wonder who gave him the knock off scarf..i bet it was chevy & trav." well, phil didnt really have any time to worry about that because out walked...

phil fell to the ground & thought.."i wonder who gave him the knock off scarf..i bet it was chevy & trav." well, phil didnt really have any time to worry about that because out walked...

THE ONE THE ONLY....Billy Idol and began to gyrate and sing WHITE WEDDING...Darlene, Chevy, Ontheroad , LB4E, and who ever else was there couldn't believe their eyes...when...

THE ONE THE ONLY.... Billy Idol and began to gyrate and sing WHITE WEDDING... Darlene,Chevt,Ontheroad, LB4E and whoever else was there couldn't believe their eyes...when...

in walked Jerry Springer and says you guys have got to be on my show. If there ever was a nutty group you guys are it. Now ChevyGal had a brilliant idea when we go to the show......

in walked Jerry Springer and says you guys have got to be on my show. If there ever was a nutty group you guys are it. Now ChevyGal had a brilliant idea when we go to the show......

she devised a plan that would cause darlene, ontheroad, LB4E & the others to get into a huge fight...(chair throwing, hair pulling, the whole 9 yards)..although, once they got to the studio something really weird happened...

what lovinbilly said;

all the hunky fellas told jerry springer that the one person who started this awesome brawl was non other than that devious vixen bss the bombshell behind the so called pto b-day club but her club had nothing to do with birthdays she was trying to cause an all out......

all the hunky fellas told jerry springer that the one person who started this awesome brawl was non other than that devious vixen bss the bombshell behind the so called pto b-day club but her club had nothing to do with birthdays she was trying to cause an all out......

catfight, and boy did she succeed! The ladies have been going at each others throat for the longest. LB4E had to have lost atleast 4 inches of hair as the other's seemed to have double and triple teamed her. While everyone is in the midst of all that chaos, Phil quickly chases down Joey and sneaks him off in the corner as MrsK looks on with interest at their every move :D!

yeah what mrsk said;

so she can learn some new moves to use on her own hunky honey bun sweetie,but phil looks up and sees mrsk and screams (((((((((ack)))))))) finding jerry springer to tell him mrsk. is actually the augusta peeping tom-ette and all the brawling stops and everyone....

catfight, and boy did she succeed! The ladies have been going at each others throat for the longest.LB4E had to have lost 4 inches of hair as the others seemed to have double and tripled team her. While everyone is in the midst of that chaos, Phil quickly chases down Joey and sneaks him off in the corner as Mrsk looks on with interest at their every move...

Meanwhile ontheroad has snuck back stage and grabs DKR's Mike and pushes him onstage. As Darlene stares with her mouth wide open Mike does his own 7 veil dance while singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to her. She can't believe he would do it, so she joins him and.......

Meanwhile ontheroad has snuck back stage and grabs DKR's Mike and pushes him onstage. As Darlene stares with her mouth wide open Mike does his own 7 veil dance while singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY to her. She can't believe he would do it, so she joins him and.......

they fall down laughing. meanwhile back to the fight. LB4E lost a good 4 inches of hair, she was in the process of giving chevy a wedgie, chevy was giving ontheroad a tittle twister..and ontheroad was giving jerry himself a...

(I'm telling you Darlene your post wasn't there when I posted, so we're a little side tracked here, lol. Even toi was complaining about some lag time) lol. anyways

they fall down laughing. meanwhile back to the fight. LB4E lost a good 4 inches of hair, she was in the process of giving chevy a wedgie, chevy was giving ontheroad a tittle (??) twister.. and ontheroad was giving Jerry himself a ...

new nightmare, she took charge of security and threw Steve out. Now ladies it's on, we rule and it's time we........

new nightmare, she took charge of security and threw Steve out. Now ladies it's on, we rule and it's time we........

FIGHT..FOR THE RIGHT..TOOO PARRRTYYYY!!! :dance: so they all went to the hilton, ontheroad had the hook up & she was able to get a presidential suite for free...

what lovinbilly said plus ;

she promised the manager that phil would supply the hotel with bouquets of flowers and christine snoopsalot would give them free advertising,that trav and becky would supply all the guests with "fish tacos",mike,joey,billy and mariano have to kitchen detail while all the rest of us clean the rooms while she does what to who??????

she promised the manager that phil would supply the hotel with bouquets of flowers and christine snoopsalot would give them free advertising,that trav and becky would supply all the guests with "fish tacos",mike,joey,billy and mariano have to kitchen detail while all the rest of us clean the rooms while she does what to who??????


while LB4E is doing you know what to you know who...christine snoopsalot is talking to the manager getting the advertisement just right...while the guys in the kitchen are having a serious conversation on their women... they are all quite in love .....and over in section...mop in hand dkr is having a very animated conversation with phil about MRSK being the augusta peeping tom-ette...

while LB4E is doing you know what to you know who...christine snoopsalot is talking to the manager getting the advertisement just right...while the guys in the kitchen are having a serious conversation on their women... they are all quite in love .....and over in section...mop in hand dkr is having a very animated conversation with phil about MRSK being the augusta peeping tom-ette...

drk proceded to tell phil how MRSK really wasnt the peeping tom..but someone by the name of "Q" was....but who was this "Q" person and WHY were the fingers pointing at MRSK?...

drk proceded to tell phil how MRSK really wasnt the peeping tom..but someone by the name of "Q" was....but who was this "Q" person and WHY were the fingers pointing at MRSK?...

dkr thinks that there might be a look alike in the crowd...but who ever "Q" is they must have changed back...mean while MS. Snoopsalot has gotten wind of this ...and is sniffing around....she knows MRSK wears the new victoria secret perfume....and MRSK is on the 5th floor changing linen...where is that smelll coming from??????

dkr thinks that there might be a look alike in the crowd...but who ever "Q" is they must have changed back...mean while MS. Snoopsalot has gotten wind of this ...and is sniffing around....she knows MRSK wears the new victoria secret perfume....and MRSK is on the 5th floor changing linen...where is that smelll coming from??????


turns out..the smell was coming from phil himself. he had gone into victoria's secret to buy joey some nice bath bubbles, & he smelled the purfume..and he couldnt resist.....

turns out..the smell was coming from phil himself. he had gone into victoria's secret to buy joey some nice bath bubbles, & he smelled the purfume..and he couldnt resist.....



but phil looks nothing like mrsk :hmm: ...wait...there is some guy over there with lipstick stains on his shirt...could it be????? could this be "Q"????

but phil looks nothing like mrsk ...wait...there is some guy over there with lipstick stains on his shirt...could it be????? could this be "Q"????

OMG it is... it is the imfamous "Q"!! All eyes turn to see who it is... Silence falls thruout the entire room. You could hear a pin drop! As Mr. "Q" turns slowly around everyone gasps when they see it is no other then....

what chevy said;

"B-RAY"... but who's lipstick is on his shirt and why is he using the alais? and what's that scent that phil has on it is mesmerizing the whole crowd,what's this why is lulu over there huddling with mrsk? what is going to become of this whole mess now?????

"B-RAY"... but who's lipstick is on his shirt and why is he using the alais? and what's that scent that phil has on it is mesmerizing the whole crowd,what's this why is lulu over there huddling with mrsk? what is going to become of this whole mess now?????

LB4E walks over to lulu & mrsk...and yells "i know what YOU did last summer"...lulu & mrsk gasp..and say....

LB4E walks over to lulu & mrsk...and yells "i know what YOU did last summer"...lulu & mrsk gasp..and say....

"it wasn't us...it was b-ray...he was in drag when all of that happened....we been down south birthing babies and waiting for PTO to make a decision on who will be new president...but MS Chevy just keeps putting off the poll fixin and all....so we don't know nothing about anything that happened in the summer".....as LB4E turns to leave ...you see MrsK and lulu share a look of knowing.....but knowing what?????

"it wasn't us...it was b-ray...he was in drag when all of that happened....we been down south birthing babies and waiting for PTO to make a decision on who will be new president...but MS Chevy just keeps putting off the poll fixin and all....so we don't know nothing about anything that happened in the summer".....as LB4E turns to leave ...you see MrsK and lulu share a look of knowing.....but knowing what?????


at that time it was unclear as to what they knew..but soon..everyone would find out soon...

ok this is what ms snoopsalot knows....LB4E is challenging who "Q" is....dkr has got mike with the dog doo on his shoes pammekay is the mind reader...ms onthe roadagain...is on the road again..chevy is with travis and is not counting votes..phil is watching joeys' every move with the 7 veils and b-ray is a dragon queen....and last but not least grasshopper is studing kung-fu....ms snoopsalot knows who "Q" is ...it is the getto queen of pen pals...has anyone met this woman???she is the Queen with a capital "Q" of pen pals and what and who will be the king/queen of PTO?????please....i am dying of curiosity...i am ms snoopsalot...and i am dying to know ....there are too many people to figure this out...pleaZZZE tell me ...my bosses will fire me if i don't come up with a story soon...whine whine ...does any one have any cheese???

ooops forgot mrsk who is the augusta peeping tom-ette...she denies every thing...but ....she seems kind of kinky in that way and lulu who knows what mrsk is up to....can some one help me decipher my story...i am ABOUT TO LOSE MY JOB!!!!!

oops forgot mrsk who is the augusta peeping tomette.. she denies everything..but .. she seems kind of kinky in that way and lulu knows what mrsk is up to.....

why MrsK is peeping in on all the guys as they practice for their dance off. Rumor has it that they are practicing in the buff!! and grasshopper is teaching them how to do the kung fu fighting dance. AS the women discovered what was going on there was a mad rush down the hall way and......

here's your cheese, lol.

why MrsK is peeping in on all the guys as they practice for their dance off. Rumor has it that they are practicing in the buff!! and grasshopper is teaching them how to do the kung fu fighting dance. AS the women discovered what was going on there was a mad rush down the hall way and......

all of a sudden, they stop...dead in their tracks..they see ms. snoopsalot talking to joey...turns he was telling her....

yeah what the yougster said;

that LB4e is really the ice princess and she stole two of joeys veils and now he can't preform the veil dance of seven veils because some very vital parts will be hangin out and we know what that would mean phil would have to get trav to help him......

ok darlene I'll go along with you, what you said...

so trav throws Joey his boot, hey partner hope a size 10 will do the job!!! LOL. Well says Phil.......

lmfao

so trav throws Joey his boot, hey partner hope a size 10 will do the job!!! LOL. Well says Phil.......

phil says, "uh, i dont think that shoe matches his vail's but they will have to do..damn LB4E stealin' joey's pretty pink & blue vails..." all of a sudden LB4E prances out of room # 10, and jumps into phil's arms & plants one right on his forhead...

okay whatever little girlfriend there said;

she is just so happy that billy made it to the finals and has a good chance of winning ,she even returned the pink & blue veils to joey so the dance is back on and joey gave trav the "boot" back said it might have been alittle too small,which made phil think :eek : and mike has gone to get the doggy doo off his boot and someone make the kung fu dude put on some clothes cause that thing swingin might hurt someone if it hits them and besides christine snoopsalot can't get her story wrote for drooling over.....

she is just so happy that billy made it to the finals and has a good chance of winning ,she even returned the pink & blue veils to joey so the dance is back on and joey gave trav the "boot" back said it might have been alittle too small,which made phil think :eek : and mike has gone to get the doggy doo off his boot and someone make the kung fu dude put on some clothes cause that thing swingin might hurt someone if it hits them and besides christine snoopsalot can't get her story wrote for drooling over.....


the absolutley gorgeous waiter...here he comes ...smiling seductively at ms snoopsalot...she has the gleam in her eye..but her gleam is not for the waiter...it is for what he has on his tray......MARGARITAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....mean while the girls are grabbing drinks and the men are gearing up for the dance...will the veils reveal any thing more than more veils???and will Billy Idol ever shut up???? hooo wheeee..gimme another margarita...

ms snoopsaloot is drooling over margaritas;

as sexy waiter guy is off getting lush ms snoopsalot another icy cold margarita, chevygal comes running in screaming that her computors on the fritz and she is having pto withdrawls, she left trav handing out tainted fish tacos to anyone who didn't vote for him, phil is trying to consoul joey since the dance of 7 veils has been canceled,mrsk is at the police station with her binoculars trying to convince det.fed-ex that she was just bird watching,she did not see that room full of naked guys disco dancing and ontheroadagain is trying desparately to get willie nelson off of her but wait whats that ....

(lol I've been gone for awhile and this story is hilarious!!)

as sexy waiter guy is off getting lush ms snoopsalot another icy cold margarita, chevygal comes running in screaming that her computors on the fritz and she is having pto withdrawls, she left trav handing out tainted fish tacos to anyone who didn't vote for him, phil is trying to consoul joey since the dance of 7 veils has been canceled,mrsk is at the police station with her binoculars trying to convince det.fed-ex that she was just bird watching,she did not see that room full of naked guys disco dancing and ontheroadagain is trying desparately to get willie nelson off of her but wait whats that ....

OTRA turns around in disbelief; she sees Joey lip-locking, tongue-hockeying some jock. At first she smiles, thinking it's Phil and how cute it is that he and Joey are being so affectionate. Then OTRA realizes that there is no way in hell that is Phil... I mean would Phil really wear a knock off Louis Vuitton outfit? Yea right, Get real! OTRA rushes off to find someone and tell them what she just saw. The first person she saw was dkr. The two ladies rushed over to Joey ready for a confrontation... after all we here at PTO have to stick together. And there was NO way they were going to let him do that to our adorable Phil (Fi-Fi!). DKR taps him really hard on his shoulder to get his attention, and when he turns around they both gasp. It was not Joey after all, it was......

OTRA turns around in disbelief; she sees Joey lip-locking, tongue-hockeying some jock. At first she smiles, thinking it's Phil and how cute it is that he and Joey are being so affectionate. Then OTRA realizes that there is no way in hell that is Phil... I mean would Phil really wear a knock off Louis Vuitton outfit? Yea right, Get real! OTRA rushes off to find someone and tell them what she just saw. The first person she saw was dkr. The two ladies rushed over to Joey ready for a confrontation... after all we here at PTO have to stick together. And there was NO way they were going to let him do that to our adorable Phil (Fi-Fi!). DKR taps him really hard on his shoulder to get his attention, and when he turns around they both gasp. It was not Joey after all, it was......

BILLY IDOL!!! yes, it was billy idol. billy idol was making out w/a jock..and that jock turns out to be....none other then...

BILLY IDOL!!! yes, it was billy idol. billy idol was making out w/a jock..and that jock turns out to be....none other then...

Jerry springer...lol...well now ms.snoopsalot has a story ladies and gents.....but when ol' Jerry finds out that he and Billy boy are gonna be sharing the front page....he approaches ms snoopsalot and grabs her margarita...."hey.....nobody messes with my ritas...fool" and......

(sam- if u think jerry's a jock your standards are WAY too low, lol.)

...."hey.....nobody messes with my ritas...fool" and......

they scuffle- knocking into the sexy waiter and spilling a whole tray of drinks onto Joey who was taking a break to rub beaujolais primeur behind his ears like perfume... all seven veils are soaked and the boot is nowhere in sight... what will he do?... Or maybe this is just the break he needs to win the contest?...

they scuffle- knocking into the sexy waiter and spilling a whole tray of drinks onto Joey who was taking a break to rub beaujolais primeur behind his ears like perfume... all seven veils are soaked and the boot is nowhere in sight... what will he do?... Or maybe this is just the break he needs to win the contest?...


Joey quickly calls Phil on his cell phone and asks him to bring him some Armani Scarfs... but little did he know it was really Mike that answered Phil's cell and he had an errand boy bring Joey some good ol' Dog Bandanas! When Joey opened the package he gasped when he saw what was inside... But then he thought to himself "Don't panic self...I'll just use these bandanas on my...."

Joey quickly calls Phil on his cell phone and asks him to bring him some Armani Scarfs... but little did he know it was really Mike that answered Phil's cell and he had an errand boy bring Joey some good ol' Dog Bandanas! When Joey opened the package he gasped when he saw what was inside... But then he thought to himself "Don't panic self...I'll just use these bandanas on my...."


"ill just use these bandana's on my....thick neck...phil always liked my neck..he said it brought out my eyes..." so joey procedes to tie the dog bandana's..around his thick neck..but his neck is so thick...he ends up putting them on his....


(and yes, i am talking about his thick neck...no hidden meaning in that one lol).

I'll just use these bandans on my ... thick neck...phil always like my neck...he said it brought out my eyes...so Joey proceeds to tie the dog's bandana.. around his thick neck...but his neck is so thick..he ends up putting them on his...

wait i have a better idea, I'll use them to shut up that damn nosy report Ms. Snoopsalo. Then she won't be able to tell everyone that......

wait i have a better idea, I'll use them to shut up that damn nosy report Ms. Snoopsalo. Then she won't be able to tell everyone that......


that....i am not really joey..i am really phil...turns out there were 2 phil's. one was an imposter..but which one was the imposter??

that....i am not really joey..i am really phil...turns out there were 2 phil's. one was an imposter..but which one was the imposter??

Chevy knew exactly how to find out! She called Trav and told him to bring some of her fish tacos. When Trav got there she handed one to Phil.... He ate it! Ahhh Huh! This was the imposter, we all know the real Phil would not eat a fish taco! "The gig is up" yelled Chevy! The Phil imposter ran out of the room and ran smack dab into....

Chevy knew exactly how to find out! She called Trav and told him to bring some of her fish tacos. When Trav got there she handed one to Phil.... He ate it! Ahhh Huh! This was the imposter, we all know the real Phil would not eat a fish taco! "The gig is up" yelled Chevy! The Phil imposter ran out of the room and ran smack dab into....

LIBERACE ....LIBERACE KNOCKED IMPOSTER PHIL ON HIS PETITE HINNY AND HELD HIM THERE TILL PILLOW BITER AND MS CHRISTINE DILDO HEAD SNOOPSALOT GOT THERE AND THEY TIED IMPOSTER PHIL UP WITH THE VEILS AND BANDANA'S UNTIL .......
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LIBERACE ....LIBERACE KNOCKED IMPOSTER PHIL ON HIS PETITE HINNY AND HELD HIM THERE TILL PILLOW BITER AND MS CHRISTINE DILDO HEAD SNOOPSALOT GOT THERE AND THEY TIED IMPOSTER PHIL UP WITH THE VEILS AND BANDANA'S UNTIL .......

3 Dollar Bill got there with a Dog Kennel cage she borrowed from Mike. They all thru the Phil Imposter into the cage and forced him to eat doggy biscuts. Watching him munch on the biscuts made them all hungry. So they all hopped into the PTO-Mobile and headed off to....

3 Dollar Bill got there with a Dog Kennel cage she borrowed from Mike. They all thru the Phil Imposter into the cage and forced him to eat doggy biscuts. Watching him munch on the biscuts made them all hungry. So they all hopped into the PTO-Mobile and headed off to....

togo's, because it was liberace's favorite place to get sandwiches at. so they drove up to the togo's in hollister (ca)..well, dildo head was not paying attention as to where she was driving, and she proceded to drive onto the curb & came to a screeching halt & got w/in 1 foot from hitting...

togo's, because it was liberace's favorite place to get sandwiches at. so they drove up to the togo's in hollister (ca)..well, dildo head was not paying attention as to where she was driving, and she proceded to drive onto the curb & came to a screeching halt & got w/in 1 foot from hitting...


the plate glass window while all the diners looked on with shock...C.Snoopsalot aka dildo head...starts screaming at everyone for distracting her..and jumps out of the car in a huff and smackes into a police officer who says....

the plate glass window while all the diners looked on with shock...C.Snoopsalot aka dildo head...starts screaming at everyone for distracting her..and jumps out of the car in a huff and smackes into a police officer who says....

who says..."are you C. "dildo head" snoopsalot?" she said "yes", the cop says "well, i have a warrent for your arrest..please come with me". everyone looked real shocked but liberace...was laughing SHE knew why snoops was getting taken away...

what purple hair said>>>>>

it was for writing terrorist items in the alabama forum,someone was destined to have justice but snoopsalot
hired toi-ama to defend her and the out come of the trial proved who needed to be arrested,was it liberace in rhinestones with purple hair or pillow-biter with nappy hair,the verdict has been entered and its .........

it was for writing terrorist items in the alabama forum,someone was destined to have justice but snoopsalot
hired toi-ama to defend her and the out come of the trial proved who needed to be arrested,was it liberace in rhinestones with purple hair or pillow-biter with nappy hair,the verdict has been entered and its .........

NOT GUILTY because, turns out the 2nd phil..(the fake one) really wrote the stuff in the alabama forum...

NOT GUILTY because, turns out the 2nd phil..(the fake one) really wrote the stuff in the alabama forum...

So with that they all sigh a sigh of relief! (SIGH....) They then all realize that the fake Phil is still in the doggy kennel eating doggy biscuts so they hurry back to get him to bring to the police station. But when they get there they arrive to an empty cage! OMG who let the fake Phil out?

So with that they all sigh a sigh of relief! (SIGH....) They then all realize that the fake Phil is still in the doggy kennel eating doggy biscuts so they hurry back to get him to bring to the police station. But when they get there they arrive to an empty cage! OMG who let the fake Phil out?

joey..he felt so bad for the fake phil...all cramped in the cage..eating those dry biscuits..all he wanted to do was make phil comfortable..but when phil was let out..he escaped...and was headed towards...

joey...he felt so bad for the fake phil..all cramped in the cage..eating those doggy biscuits..all he wanted to do was make (fake) phil comfortable..but when phil was let out.. he escaped..and was headed towards...

the highway to get away from all the nuts at PTO, little did he know as he accepted a ride from LB4E, she decided to take him to....

the highway to get away from all the nuts at PTO, little did he know as he accepted a ride from LB4E, she decided to take him to....

the nut house...so they got to the mental hospital...and out walked...

AND OUT WALKED....

TNT SHE WAS RECEIVING HER LATEST BIRRAGE OF SHOTS BECAUSE SHE SHE CAN'T DECIDE IF SHE IS A QUEEN OR A STICK OF DYNAMITE,DR.KYLA(THE AUSSIE LUSH) TAKES FAKE PHIL INTO THE HOSPITAL WHILE CHRISTINE SNOOPSALOT IS TRYING TO INTERVIEW THE DOCTOR,THERE IS A BIG COMOTION OUTSIDE,IT'S......

TNT SHE WAS RECEIVING HER LATEST BIRRAGE OF SHOTS BECAUSE SHE SHE CAN'T DECIDE IF SHE IS A QUEEN OR A STICK OF DYNAMITE,DR.KYLA(THE AUSSIE LUSH) TAKES FAKE PHIL INTO THE HOSPITAL WHILE CHRISTINE SNOOPSALOT IS TRYING TO INTERVIEW THE DOCTOR,THERE IS A BIG COMOTION OUTSIDE,IT'S......

between liberace & pillow biter (LB4E & chevy)....they are yelling at who is the queen...since LB4E is so agressive..she lunges @ chevy & pulls her hair (let me remind you, becky let travis pull her hair...) and as LB4E pulls chevy's hair..the hair falls out...because of travis's shady hair cutting..so chevy is sitting on the floor...crying because....

so chevy is sitting on the floor crying because...

while all the fighting was going on DKR and OTRA were plotting and finally the two of them had her crown, off they raced. While Chevy tried to explain to the doc's there what was going on, they decided......

while all the fighting was going on DKR and OTRA were plotting and finally the two of them had her crown, off they raced. While Chevy tried to explain to the doc's there what was going on, they decided......

that Chevy is the only sane one in the bunch! Dr. Kyla (the Aussie Lush) knows that Chevy is the only "REAL" Queen. So they both decide to put out an all points bullentin for surrounding areas to be on the look-out for Liberace (LB4E), 3 Dollar Bill (DKR55) TNT (the little stick of dynamite) the green eggs and ham cook (samiam) and that Truck Driving Mama (ontheroadagain)! Just as the Doc and Chevy are leaving the KENS5 news station a bus pulls up with "PTO NUTTS" written on the side... all the ladies are in this bus! But what surprises Chevy and the Doc is who the driver is!!! It is none other then....

It's none other than...

MRSDragon, PTO's most wise one, she always has great advice but says I believe there isn't much we can do for these NUTTY ladies on the bus. Not only are they crazy, they're ruthless. Look at what they do to each other for that damn crown!! And doc, sorry but Chevy Gal has to join them as she started this whole mess with the crown!! So off goes the bus....

SO OFF GOES THE BUS.....

HEADING TO RDC FOR EVALUATIONS AND PROCESSING,BUT THE DOCTOR IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE ONE TRUE QUEEN OF THE HILL,BUT WHO IS IT GONNA BE???????

HEADING TO RDC FOR EVALUATIONS AND PROCESSING,BUT THE DOCTOR IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE ONE TRUE QUEEN OF THE HILL,BUT WHO IS IT GONNA BE???????

Liberace? 3 dollar bill? Pillow biter? OTRA? Samiam? Little Stick of dyamite? Or one of the other little wanna be queens? Who, Who, Who??? What kind of testing will they have to go thru to find out the truth???

What kind of testing will they have to go thru to find out the truth....

Test 1 will be who has the most stamina
Test 2 who has the most worldly knowledge
Test 3 who has the most......

i jst wanted to let everyone know that i have a big butt & that i like to get down & shake my rump shaker.

OMG I went to go fix the bed for my grandbaby and while I was gone my Son typed that message and posted it! LMAO! :haha: Okay on with the story~

The doctor entered the house to evaluate the situation. Poor fake Jeff was devastated and barking cause you fed him doggy biccies he now thinks his a dog. The doctors is trying to reavulate this, as the ladies fight over the crown. Toi_ama then comes in to defend Fake Phil, who is still barking.

TOI_AMA THEN COMES IN TO DEFEND FAKE PHIL WHO IS STILL BARKING....

ONLY CHRISTINE SNOOPSALOT GETS TO HER FIRST TO INTERVEIW HER ABOUT THE POLITICS OF......

ONLY CHRISTINE SNOOPSALOT GETS TO HER FIRST TO INTERVEIW HER ABOUT THE POLITICS OF......

the PTO Rules and Regulations that clearly states that the first member that enters the thread Queen of the Hill is truly the Queen! But what does that have to do with the fake Phil? Nothing! Absolutely nothing!!So Toi pushes Christine Snoopsalot out of the way and proceeds to defend the fake phil who is still barking at....

Well the crown was confiscated from Doctor Aussie lush for safe keeping, but that still isnt helping Phil barking. Christine snoopalot is trying to interpret to a judge the real reason fake phil is barking, cause toi cant seem to understand what is going on
the judge decides

the judge decides....

to lock up the whole bunch of us as he feels we are a threat to society. He proceeds to yell from his bench::: YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF NUTS, baliff get them the hell out of my court room. Toi races to the bench and says but judge.......


PS tell your son thanks for the laugh, here I am seeing you shake that butt!!!

We are all in lock up and fighting over that damn crown. Toi is trying to get us out, and fake phil has is now feeling better after having a couple of cups of coffee.
The girls are having a full on punch up over the crown, and the guard comes in and says

AND THE GUARD COMES IN AND SAYS.....

STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!! FAKE PHIL JUMPS TO HIS FEET FEELING THE RUSH FROM THE COFFEE WANTING TO SEE WHICH GUN THE GUARD ID GONNA SHOOT WITH.....HMMMM
TOI IS TRYING TO GET THE JUDGE TO REVERSE HIS DECISION BUT....

Joey comes in cause he couldnt tell the difference between Fake phil and phil. He breaks us out of lock up, shoves us in his car, where we try and make it to the nearest border. OH NO WE FORGOT THE CROWN...
we then

Joey comes in cause he couldnt tell the difference between Fake phil and phil. He breaks us out of lock up, shoves us in his car, where we try and make it to the nearest border. OH NO WE FORGOT THE CROWN...
we then


do a complete 3-60 and head back for the crown! Every woman in the car chanting "We must get the crown, We must get the crown!" Joey gets pissed and dumps the whole lot of us out in the middle of nowhere! Desert land, rattlesnakes and cactus! Some of the women start to cry! So you know who has to be the strong one and comfort everyone! Yep it is...

DOCTOR AUSSIE LUSH.... she tells an adventure about a movie she saw once called Thelma and Loiuse,and decides that as gals have to pull ourselves together and steal a car.
Someone takes off there top, and shoves there breasts in front of the first car that passes, as we are all cussing Joey for not putting up with us woman.
The person doing the hitchikng and carjacking is

The person doing the hitch hiking and car jacking is...

than other than liberace as she is the PTO's big old tittie Queen, lol!!! (where r u ) lol

So she tells OTRA take over and drive like there's no tomorrow. So as we cruise down the highway, who should pull up behind us but...

Joey, all concerned for dumping us woman, cause he figured Phil wanted the crown to. Cause us gal unite, and we are doing the Thelma and Louise aka now liberace and Otra, we dont know if its a good idea that they hang around.
we decide

Joey, all concerned for dumping us woman, cause he figured Phil wanted the crown to. Cause us gal unite, and we are doing the Thelma and Louise aka now liberace and Otra, we dont know if its a good idea that they hang around.
we decide....

NO WAY! And we stuff Phil and Joey in the trunk of the car! Off we go speeding the down highway with OTRA behind the wheel...! We go to the nearest airport and we all hop on a flight to Hawaii...! Once we arrive lo and behold...guess who it is that greats us? Yep it sure is...

A Elvis impersonator serenading Christine snoopalot, liberace and Otra. Me doctor aussie lush is pissed, cause he isnt singing love me tender to her, but thats just life she figures, so she goes and looks for

So she goes and looks for....

Don Ho and tells him to blow tiny bubbles ( I hope you know who that is Kyla) and to fed them all those tainted fish tacos, so I can....

SO I CAN.....

GET BACK TO FLORIDA FOR THE VOTING AND WIN.WHILE EVERYONE IS SICK,BUT WAIT! DID ANYONE LET PHIL AND JOEY OUT OF THE TRUNK OR DO YOU THINK THEY ARE......

I figure Don Ho has alot of money to be telling people to blow those tiny bubbles in the tainted fish tacos, but Otra and Christina Snoopalot are really hungry and munch down while listening to there Elvis impersonator, and start gagging. Dr Aussie lush comes to the rescue, and Don Ho starts throwing money at her, in hope to save these 2 woman. As he reaches in his pocket... oh my god, its the crown, the girls are choking and fighting, and

GET BACK TO FLORIDA FOR THE VOTING AND WIN.WHILE EVERYONE IS SICK,BUT WAIT! DID ANYONE LET PHIL AND JOEY OUT OF THE TRUNK OR DO YOU THINK THEY ARE......

still in there? Gasp we all had forgot about them! Unbeknowst to us Phil knows how to pick locks. They both got out and headed back to the competion laughing all the way cuz none of us crazy women would be there to stop them...

Meanwhile...
Aussie figures Don Ho has alot of money to be telling people to blow those tiny bubbles in the tainted fish tacos, but Otra and Christina Snoopalot are really hungry and munch down while listening to there Elvis impersonator, and start gagging. Dr Aussie lush comes to the rescue, and Don Ho starts throwing money at her, in hope to save these 2 woman. As he reaches in his pocket... oh my god, its the crown, the girls are choking and fighting, and

Jerry Springer and his crew pop out of no where, cause he heard of this huge punch up over a crown, and he heard that we escpaed lock up and thought we would make good entertainment, Jerrys crew give the girls a so called pep pill, and fly as back to Florida where Phil and Joey are waiting after picking the lock and being very hot in the desert. Jerry has the crown, Don Ho has came along for the action, while the Elvis impersonator has fallen for Otra, cause he thinks she looks like Ginger Rogers, and the girls are punching each other over the crown, and Don is throwing money and Elvis is now seranding Otra. Christine Snoopalot gets jelous, but has diarria from those off Tacos. Who should step in to help but

Who step in to help but...

elvis's hound dog and starts to sing Jail House rock and gets all the guys in the running for prez to do their strip tease dance. Now that is quite a site for everyone but wait ....

elvis's hound dog and starts to sing Jail House rock and gets all the guys in the running for prez to do their strip tease dance. Now that is quite a site for everyone but wait ....

In pops Joey and Phil and Joey tries to do the dance of the 7 veils again! But half way thru his dance Trav and Mike stand up in the audience and start to throw...

rotten eggs all over Elvis's face for getting onto there women. Dr Aussie Lush is just so so jelous, cause she doesnt have a man to stick up for her, and has to put up with the smell of rotten eggs. Phil and Joey do a narrow escape out the door, cause Phil thinks Joey farted, but it could of been Christine Snoopalots bowels from those rotten tocas. Anyway, Trav and Mike then

you're too much!! kayla, lol. (what time is it over there? for me it's 2:15 a.m., damn i need to get to sleep) LOL

Anyway, Trav and Mike take Ms. Snoopsalot and show her to the back door, they then continue to do their dance which has...

its 5.20pm here Monday arvo.

Anyway, Anyway, Trav and Mike take Ms. Snoopsalot and show her to the back door, they then continue to do their dance which has...
the bump and grind movements, but Jerry didnt like that on his show and had to shove a hanky over his face from the smell of Elvis and the rotten eggs. The girls have had enough at this stage... and OH MY... The sherriff comes in and arrests us all, for breaking out of jail, and Toi is back trying to help us, but luckily Christine Snoopalot had a narrow escpape out the back door.
We then

the bump and grind movements, but Jerry didnt like that on his show and had to shove a hanky over his face from the smell of Elvis and the rotten eggs. The girls have had enough at this stage... and OH MY... The sherriff comes in and arrests us all, for breaking out of jail, and Toi is back trying to help us, but luckily Christine Snoopalot had a narrow escpape out the back door.

We then...ask Mr. Springer if it would had been better if Trav and Mike would had did the river dance? He says yes it would have kept us from going back to jail! Dang Mike and Trav for not doing the river dance! Meanwhile Christine (snoopalot) is on her way to....

Damn theres alot going on, let me get a grasp of this ok

Ok, well that was the bump and grind, and women were shoving money in there undies when all this other stuff was going on and then

We then thought what the hay, first the looney bin, a jail break out, now back to jail, and that nasty reporter Ms. Snoopsalot, what's next??.... can toi get us out of the latest poo-poo we're in?...

LMAO

hey ladies we need to time our selves, lol.

well she can, cause when Trav and Mike were getting money shoved down there undies, or were they nude dancing, anyway, they got enough money to get us all bail, so out we went again, thanks to Toi, getting us bail, and us having the money and all that good kind of stuff.
Anyway Christina Snoopalot decides to write a nasty article on us, like we have been to Hawaii, Florida, in jail, Oh yeah, and on Jerry Springer with Elvis on Don Ho.
The article suggests

The article suggests that all women on PTO are total NUTS and are to be carefully handled. the public best beware, cause if they don't like you they'll...

The article suggests

That us ladies are all really Davids Angels! Like Charley angels ya know! OMG the public has found out that we are really secret spys for....

Oh heck I'm getting too slow on this...I'm loosing my touch! LOL....

the FBI, and we really work for Agent Mulder and Scully. Well at least that explains our weirdness for a day, but what now? We then have to meet in the Hoover Edger building to see Agent Skinner, he then says

and I NEED to get to sleep, lol. thankx so much Beck and kayla for an entertaining evening, be back later today.

Niters, and sweet dreams :)

Nitey night Tracy!

Ok now we are all awake and well rested, well I hope, lets start, we have been to locked up, escpaed thanks to Joey, been To Hawaii, and then back to Florida in a day, now we are agents in the Hoover Edger building, and we have started our own X files, our first task is

our first task is...

to attend the annual PTO awards ceremony. But we will be there as secret agents watching with eagle eyes for anything suspisious. As the limos arrive the first to step out onto the red carpet is the dynamic duo....

Joey and Phil, all refreshed from a good nights sleep, and after us gals locked them in the trunk of the car, they are in good spirits, but, then something unusaul happens as the next limo pulls up, oh my, they look rather

frayed- it's the crazy women from pto who are not sure who is gonna be president and or queen of the hill-but there is still mike,travis,billy,mariano,and now jason,but who is jason?

frayed- it's the crazy women from pto who are not sure who is gonna be president and or queen of the hill-but there is still mike,travis,billy,mariano,and now jason,but who is jason?


Snoopsalot (christine) was the only one that knew who Jason was... and she was not about to let the cat out of the bag just yet! So she came up with this plan to....

get Jason to write a 18 page letter to Doctor Aussie Lush about his penis size. Now the girls have to guess

get Jason to write a 18 page letter to Doctor Aussie Lush about his penis size. Now the girls have to guess

how long it is ....and the weiner will recieve....a 3 day trip to the beauty spa....as the girls are glancing sideways to try and figure it out without really looking or measuring ....Ms Snoopsalot has a secret hand shake that she shares with the others on how to tell with out measuring or looking...it is the two finger hand shake...so now all the girls are running over to shake Jasons...two fingers and discover he is missing one finger....EKE!!!now how will we be able to guess????

Actually it really won't matter because as was originally stated my sweetie will be the weiner... I mean winner :D. As I grab my sweetie C, by the arm and sprint down the red carpet at the PTO Awards, some evil hag sticks out his/her leg and...

TRIP MRSK AND C GO TUMBLING DOWN SO NOW THERE ITS GONNA BE JUST A TAD BIT LONGER AS AN ALL OUT HEAD BASHING TAKES PLACE,BUT 3 DOLLAR AND MIKE PEEK FROM THE BALCONY AND SEE CHEVY GAL AND TRAV HOLDING LIBERACE AND BILLY IN A BEAR HUG AND PHIL HAS JOEY IN A LIP LOCKER, DR AUSSIE LUSH IS TRYING TO GET BIG PENIS JASON TO THE PODEUM WHEN.....

TRIP MRSK AND C GO TUMBLING DOWN SO NOW THERE ITS GONNA BE JUST A TAD BIT LONGER AS AN ALL OUT HEAD BASHING TAKES PLACE,BUT 3 DOLLAR AND MIKE PEEK FROM THE BALCONY AND SEE CHEVY GAL AND TRAV HOLDING LIBERACE AND BILLY IN A BEAR HUG AND PHIL HAS JOEY IN A LIP LOCKER, DR AUSSIE LUSH IS TRYING TO GET BIG PENIS JASON TO THE PODEUM WHEN.....


The Towns Tornado warning siren goes off... Everyone grabs their loved ones and heads out the door to try and make it to the shelter for safety! In the meantime Jason has grabbed his ankles...! Dr. Aussie Lush glares at Jason and asks "What are you doing? We have to go now!!" But it is too late they will not make it to the shelter in time... Instead they will have too....

Mike starts doing the bump and grind dance AGAIN, to try and save his lover , but the girls start throwing money at him again, big penis Jason gets upset cause all eyes are no longer on his penis, and christine snoopalot is taking notes. The weiner turns into a Kabana and then

God theres alot going on, its 4am here , you trying to get my brain working Chevy?

AT 4:00 AM IN THE MORNING PILLOW BITER IS TRYING TO JUMP START DR AUSSIE LUSH'S BRAIN WHILE ALL THE COMOTION AT.......

storm shelter is chaotic...there is alot of pushing and shoving...and a little bit of hair pulling (cause that's all the hair anyone has left)...as they all fall down the stairs of the shelter in a heap...they find the storm shelter is really a....

Garbage dump!! With little hair left, Christina snoopalot gags, and the reminder of off fish tacos is to much for her. Aussie Lush still wont tell Jasons Penis size, and Mike has a heap of money. But where has where is Trav, Liberace and Billy.....

But where oh where is Trav,Liberace and Billy...

Why OTRA has raced them straight out of there in her SEMI into the storm, but why would she do this??...

cause she is a raving lunatic that is a storm chaser, and cause we are all agents now, she thinks its really a supernatural phenominom or something, she takes Trav Liberace and Billy for back up.
Billy screams, why?

cause she is a raving lunatic that is a storm chaser, and cause we are all agents now, she thinks its really a supernatural phenominom or something, she takes Trav Liberace and Billy for back up.
Billy screams, why?

Cuz Liberace has pinched his booty! Trav looks at Billy and says....

TRAV LOOKS AT BILLY AND SAYS....


WAS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS IT WAS FOR ME????????

so now ms. snoopsalot(aka dildo head) steps up to the camera and in a low voice.. whispers...these women have got to get a life...i now know that jason is a head by a foot???!!!
he will take over the PTO club and no one will ever be the wiser....cause they are all to busy chasing tornados...eating rotten fish taco's and going with fake phil and don ho...and messing with dogs and all kinds of vermin...so...jason has no worries as he steps up on the stage with ms snoopsalot in tow..to announce that the ballots have been counted...and that he is going to be the next PTO PRez...but when he gets to the mike he finds......

so now ms. snoopsalot(aka dildo head) steps up to the camera and in a low voice.. whispers...these women have got to get a life...i now know that jason is a head by a foot???!!!
he will take over the PTO club and no one will ever be the wiser....cause they are all to busy chasing tornados...eating rotten fish taco's and going with fake phil and don ho...and messing with dogs and all kinds of vermin...so...jason has no worries as he steps up on the stage with ms snoopsalot in tow..to announce that the ballots have been counted...and that he is going to be the next PTO PRez...but when he gets to the mike he finds......

out that he is on the wrong stage! Him and Mz. Snoopsalot are at the girls-scout award ceremony. So Jason gets pinned with honors as the best Girlscout Cookie seller! Meantime....

out that he is on the wrong stage! Him and Mz. Snoopsalot are at the girls-scout award ceremony. So Jason gets pinned with honors as the best Girlscout Cookie seller! Meantime....


OTRA is out chasing the tornado..and she sees the cows in the air and the barns and the dogs and the.......

OTRA is out chasing the tornado... and she sees the cows in the air and the barns and the dogs and the........

Offical "Queen of the hill" hanging on like a lunatic to her crown or is it really ?? who just thinks she's the queen.

well we all know there are queens and there are queens...soooo who exactly is this queen queen???ms snoopsalot has been around..and is still sniffing the victoria secret new fragrance and we all know who "accidently" put it on...but this story is like the "young and the restless" moving on to the " bold and the beautiful"...we are interchanging and now jason has gone to queen of the hill...so the saga goes...there are queens and there are queens..who is this mad woman/man holding on to the crown like he/r life depended on it?????

well my dears you know "as the world turns" "these are the days of our lives" as for the mystery person i guess we will have to go to "peyton place" to find out who it is.

well perry mason is doing a deductive reasoning sort of thing...and he comes up with...

law & order.... omg look who is the detective perry has put on to investigate....

well it is none other than don johnson...and the cute chips guy...ummm...you guys know the hispanic dude...what is his name..well any way chips guy is on his cycle and he does have the hots for ms.snoopsalot..and there ie always a confrontation between the two of them...she knows the smelll of a story and he knows the smell of......

eric estrada smells that accidently split vicky colonge and is having has way with reporter snoopsalot-stop the cameras hold the phones lets see where ,this is goin........

ohhh awww....camera's shooting to the next scene

where we find christine snoopsalot straddled the motorcycle with ponch at the helm,whats that you say the camera was out of film,oh my there goes snoopsalot live scoop....but now they are ontheroadagain.......

thankgod, cause mdoctor aussie lush enters really ANGRY cause she wonders why christine snoopalot can smell so good and get all the men, after those disgusting fish tacos. Doctor Aussie Lush is so mad, she gets out the valium injection and accidently gives it to

herself.. OUCH she tripped over her own feet and accidently stabbes her own leg. But pretty soon it is all OK because she begins to feel quite calm and relaxed. Meanwhile back at the ranch...

herself.. OUCH she tripped over her own feet and accidently stabbes her own leg. But pretty soon it is all OK because she begins to feel quite calm and relaxed. Meanwhile back at the ranch...

Trav is giving roping lessons to Phil and Joey! The dinner bell rings... Chevygal (Pillow Biter) has pre-pared for lunch her famous...

Thanksgiving Dinner of Turkey and the trimmings. Christine Snoopalot can have those off tacos again, cause she smells good, and Doctor Aussie Lush is stoned on Valium and angry cause Christine has all the guys and the more interesting job so she decides to

So she decides to be the evening entertainment and do her version of the 7 veil dance . Everybody just about choked on dinner when Chevy decided to join her and......

Phil and Joey stepped in, cause that was THERE dance, and they wanted to be the evening entertainment. Doctor Aussie Lush was still more interested in Jasons penis size, and was trying to steal all Mikes money, cause she was so out of it on valium, and wrecked the thanksgiving dinner, by dancing and eating a whole turkey. Thank god for Phil and Joey, well who steps in but

well who steps in but....

missing ray,chevy,dkr and ontheroadagain are trying to figure out what she is up too.dr aussie lush is sprawled out in the floor,mike and trav are discussing joining the rodeo cause roping bulls is easy than hangin with the girls gone wild from pto,christine snoopsalot is hanging all over PONCH and don johnson is arresting lovinbilly4ever for purple hair violation,and phil and joey standing hand in hand are trying to recap as to how all has come about and what about the voting polls is it too late.........

Oh damn, we missed the voting polls when we were inbetween Hawaii and Jerry Springer show. Doctor Aussie lush, STILL out of it from the valium injection decided she wants PONCH, cause she is jeoulous of christine snoopalot, and wants to prove that she can smell good and get the men to. Christina snoopalot and Dr aussie lush have a punch up over PONCH, Jason gets jeoulous and starts to punch out Trav, who only wants to join the rodeo, cause his had enough by this stage, then Don Johnson steps back in, and handcuffs Jason AND Billy with purple hair. Someone has to go and call Toi AGAIN!!!! Thank god Chevy, Mike and DKR, and ontheroadagain are still trying to salvage turkey. THEN.....

the new and rising star of "Queen"???? of the hill arrives... he is the newcomer Hoffer....he has decided that this charade of who will be Prez of PTO has got to come to an end...he jumps right into the group and.......

Begins slow cause his old body is still recovering from being hit by a truck, in the form of a beer can. As he awakes he notices his wallet, TV, and car are missing. Was this just a dream about dkr, tnt, and samiam or was it true that they had followed me from the bar. forced their way into my home, tied me up and had their way. What I thought was a wonderful fantacy has now turned ugly. At that moment I hear the shower start and......

omg!!!! we are violent sex vixens but clean ones, who are just waiting for this hunky man of means to....

be interviewed by christine snoopsalot and her camera crew...she steps out of the shower along with the crew...cameras are flashing and she is dripping...
mike in hand she asks Mr.hoffer..."so what can YOU give us as prez of pto?"...his eyes roll to the ceiling and he makes his first comment.....

ummmm, no new taxes. He is taken aback that this crew is in his shower, he has been violated by a cat in the hat and her 2 friends, but he must pull himself together because PTO is in such bad shape that he must focus all his energy into bringing it back to the leader of the free internet. First Mrs. Snoopsalot I would like to get my pants on, and then I would be happy to answer your questions. Just then there is a knock at the door and......

phil and joey are two very upset lovers,they demand to know how choffer can come in at the last moment get all the good smelling,good looking, beautiful,sweet vivasious ,voluptuious,did i say beautiful? babes and get to be the prez,how can this be and where does that leave mike,trav,jason,mariano and billy?and so this story must be told....

phil and joey are two very upset lovers,they demand to know how choffer can come in at the last moment get all the good smelling,good looking, beautiful,sweet vivasious ,voluptuious,did i say beautiful? babes and get to be the prez,how can this be and where does that leave mike,trav,jason,mariano and billy?and so this story must be told....

Trav is wondering why the Heck Jason Punched him? So he asks no questions, he just punches him back! Jason accidently steps on his p***s cuz it got in the way... and down he falls. Mariano has decided he has had enough of Chevy's fish tacos and decides to make a big pot of pasta! Mike is too busy trying to train the fake phil with doggy biscuts, and Liberace is screaming bloody murder telling Billy he better come and bail her out! Phew.... Okay now Mr. Choffer had not noticed the booty-licious Chevy before now. He can not believe his eyes, so he walks up to her and says...

Hey baby, your a good cook, I ate all the turkey, pasta, but passed on the fish tacos, cause but only cause Dr Aussie Lush tried to throw them in christine snoopalots face, and was upset, cause she wasnt allowed in the shower. Jason is passed out holding himself between the legs, cause Travs punch REALLY hurt, and Trav felt better, cause he really wants to just join the rodeo and live a normal life... but how can that be?

because not living with nappy hair shakin big booty chevygal there is nothing left but wrestle bulls,dr aussie lush is taking jason's temperature,where? dkr took mike by the arm to show him the real little doggies-out back behind the barn,christine snoopsalot and choffer are conspiring to over throw fed-ex and monopolize pto for their own evil doings but where is ontheroadagain............?

ontheroadagain is now conspiring with Christine Snoopalot to take piccies of DKR and Mike in the barn. She needs to sabatage them cause she doesnt want them to be prez, cause she thinks Mike is rich, and Christine exepts the challenge, cause Dr Aussie Lush stole PONCH, cause Jason had a high temp from Trav hitting him where it hurts. OH NO, we forgot that Don Johnson has arrested Billy for purple hair violations, what are we gonna do?
We then

We then try to hog tie OTRA as she won't go along with everyones plans. SHE KNOWS that Fed-X MUST be the leader of PTO and is willing to dump all bodies out in the desert to make sure that he remains so. No revolution will go on here as long as she is around. As for the new prez, well she decides.......

We then try to hog tie OTRA as she won't go along with everyones plans. SHE KNOWS that Fed-X MUST be the leader of PTO and is willing to dump all bodies out in the desert to make sure that he remains so. No revolution will go on here as long as she is around. As for the new prez, well she decides.......

That Chevygal should be the Prez... Heck she has alot of experience already being a Queen! So OTRA gets in her truck and hits the road to go find Chevy... Trav is on the road hitchhiking back to the ranch, so OTRA picks him up. She asks him where Chevy is? He tells her...

He tells her that damn I can't get her out of her make believe castle wearing that damn fake crown. Now she thinks she's the damn PREZ oh what ever will I do?? Not to worry says Hoffer, as the new King here's what we'll do.. yea right now I've got a fake king telling me what to do, NOT says trav, this is what I'll do......

Im going to renounce my crown and the queens crown, and make Dr Aussie Lush the new queen. Chevy cant take this, but aussislush is happy, cause she is still revengeful over Chevys Trav for kicking Jason where it hurts, and has lost interest in PONCHO
What is a girl supposed to do but

wear the crown that she thinks is hers but the sad truth is it's not her's for the taking. Perhaps we'll let her think that for awhile to show her some American hospitality being that tomorow is Thanksgiving after all. Meanwhile Poncho will help Trav take Chevy to be checked out at the nutty farm wearing her purple hair that LB4E has given her while MS Snoopsalot tries to get the latest scoop on the PTO "girls gone wild" but DKR has other plans........

( guess yall's busy getting your turkeys for tomorrow, see as the REAL QUEEN, I don't have to do that, lol, so I'll ad 1 more, lol)

DKR plans to kidnap Mike as she says no way is he going to be a rodeo KING, I've got other plans for him. See he's gotta be PREZ, which will automatically make me QUEEN, so she takes Mike and .........

makes him give over his money so she can fix her truck and put her new horney as hell sign up and go cruising. Mike gets all upset, but lets DKR fix her truck, cause he has OTHER plans for her in that truck... meanwhile, back at the ranch, Fake Phil has given up on doggy biccies and is devouring pasta and turkey. Christine Snoopalot feel better, cause she has Ponch back, and Dr Aussie Lush does a TRAV, and kicks Jason again cause he hadnt writen her a letter, even though his miracolously there, so the girls are all horny DKR is gettin her truck fixed, but WHERE IS BILLY???

makes him give over his money so she can fix her truck and put her new horney as hell sign up and go cruising. Mike gets all upset, but lets DKR fix her truck, cause he has OTHER plans for her in that truck... meanwhile, back at the ranch, Fake Phil has given up on doggy biccies and is devouring pasta and turkey. Christine Snoopalot feel better, cause she has Ponch back, and Dr Aussie Lush does a TRAV, and kicks Jason again cause he hadnt writen her a letter, even though his miracolously there, so the girls are all horny DKR is gettin her truck fixed, but WHERE IS BILLY???

Billy is getting ready for his concert! HIS CONCERT you ask??? Yes Liberace has convinced Billy that he is Billy Idol! DKR (3 dollar bill) has got that new bad ass motor in her truck and now the girls can haul ass to the concert so that they can dance in cages on stage. Mike gets tired of waiting for DKR to pick him up so he catches a ride with Trav and they both head out west to become rodeo clowns. Snoopsalot has managed to make her way back stage to interview Billy. Jason has talked Ponch into going with him to Hollywood to star in X movies! OoooLaLa! That leaves Mariano and Phil and his beloved Joey, and don't forget fake phil! What has happened to them? Have they gone to Queen of the hill land to become gardners with Choffer?

Looks like CHoffer has become king of the garnders but he wants to be a porno star along with poncho and Jason but wait who's the director???? .......

LMAO You are all to much, here goes

Looks like CHoffer has become king of the garnders but he wants to be a porno star along with poncho and Jason but wait who's the director???? .......

DOCTOR AUSSIE LUSH... she decides that she can handle a camera rather well, but she cant stand the fact that Jason is making porn movies. Should she make a movie with Jaseypoo??? She goes and asks the girls who say.....

CMON GIRLS GIVE ME SOME ADVICE HERE???

DOCTOR AUSSIE LUSH... she decides that she can handle a camera rather well, but she cant stand the fact that Jason is making porn movies. Should she make a movie with Jaseypoo??? She goes and asks the girls who say.....

Do it! Do it they all say! But who will the Aussie Lush make a movie with? Will it be Jaseypoo or Ponchypoo? Or maybe both! OoooLaLa!

Doctor Aussie Lush takes off her clothes in hope, and then gets fired from the view of all the cellulite. OntheRoadagain has fallen in love with who, but Willie Nelson, that has finally found her and started singing on the road again to her, so they steal DRK's truck that is finally working, Jason and Ponch decide not to do the movie afterall thank god, cause we really didnt want to go there. Joey and Phil find us, and we take after willie nelson in Joeys car. His getting tired out of us gals now, and we still havent figured out who is prez. Christine Snoopalots cell phone rings, and who would you believe it is but

STEPHEN KING ......HE FIGURES WITH ALL THE FREAKIN NUTS HERE THIS SHOULD TOP * PHYSCO* EASILY,SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S GOING TO BE TIME FOR REHEARSALS.
POSITIONS NEEDED ARE: ..........

The shower scene, who will it be for the gals, and who will it be for the guys!!!!

Will it be Mike, Trav, Ponch, Jason, Don Johnson Choffer, Billy, Don Ho, Elvis Impersonator, or Wille Nelson????

lets take votes again, we set up a poll booth and then

being Ms snoopsalot and all...i know personally that Billy is really the justice of the peace and not the queen..as a matter of fact..she just married me and ponch....off we go into the sun set....my bridal veil blowing in the wind ..on the back of ponch's ummmm..ummmm good bike....see ya guys after the holidays....i'm gonna have my some ponch and turkey...

Ok Christine snoopalot, you enjoy Ponch and turkey, that sounds like a ok combo

The girls give auditions for the porn movie and all are amazed at the large hands and feet of choffer. Just as he about to unrobe there comes a knock at the door and in walks........

but stephen King, he thought he was auditioning the girls for the new Psycho movie, and was rather shocked to find out that it was a porn movie. With that clever mind of his ticking over, he then decides.....

MIKE WILL BE THE GARDNER AS HE LOVES THE OUT DOORS
TRAVIS WILL BE THE ROOFER
JOEY & PHIL WILL BE THE BUTLERS
MARIANO WILL BE THE COOK
JASON WILL BE THE CHAUFFER
BILLY WILL BE THE POOL GUY
BUT NOW WHERE WILL THIS PORN MOVIE TAKE PLACE? WHAT WILL THE *GIRLS GONE WILD* FROM PTO BE AND WHO IS GONNA DO HAIR MAKE-UP ,LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION OH MY GOT CARRIED AWAY.......

Doctor Aussie Lush aka X makeupartist hairdresser decided that she will hep the gals look real S***TY. "Gather around gals" she says, "I have a plan"
She then goes on to state that cause the boys have been acting worse than the girls, lets do a quick escape from the make up trailer and go to....

RENOOOOOO!!!!That is where ponch took mrs snoopsalot..they are at ritzy casino gambling away all the money they have...ponch is a poor black jackplayer..and mrs. ponch snoopsalot(ummm he changed his name to ponch snoopsalot cause i make more money than he does now)is back on the rolette table...

The rest of the gals are at the slot machines, and DKR pulls the jackpot. Al sirens are going off everywhere. OH MY GOD... She won a red Ferrari. The girls are jumping around everywhere. Christine Snoopalot wins a heap of money as well, and gets sick of Ponch, that is just throwing it away. We all get in the Red ferrari with DKR driving, and Doctor Aussie Lush wearing the crown. We have a heap of money and a great new car. DKR asks us where we should go

DKR asks us where we should go?

To Disneyland thats where! So it is off to Anehiem California to go spend 3 days and 3 nights in the Magic Kingdom. Little did the girls know that the guys had beat us there and all got jobs as some of the characters. But which ones are they? Who is who?

Mike is superman, Trav is Spiderman, Billy is That kid off Recess, whats his name... TJ, Jason is King Kong, and the girls are all in awww over what their guys are doing. But where is Phil and Joey and WHO ARE THEY??

Mike is superman, Trav is Spiderman, Billy is That kid off Recess, whats his name... TJ, Jason is King Kong, and the girls are all in awww over what their guys are doing. But where is Phil and Joey and WHO ARE THEY??

OMG what happened? And where is Phil and Joey? We were suppose to go to Disneyland not BC Comic Land! DKR must have made the wrong turn! What now? We all decide to hop on a plane and head out to Anehiem for Disneyland... the Aussie Lush says she can fly a plane... So off we go high up in the sky...

and we have the red ferrari hanging under the plane, cause we have all this cash now, and DKR ISNT losing that damn ferrari. Doctor Aussie Lush has no sense of direction literally, and she flies right over Disneyland. OH GOD she says, where are we headed. The girls start fighting over the controls of the plane, and we start going down...... ok we land safe, but where the hell are we now???

The girls start fighting over the controls of the plane, and we start going down...... ok we land safe, but where the hell are we now???


Landed Safe??? Hell no we didn't... and where are we now?Aussie Lush has tricked us all into thinking she was taking us to Disneyland! She took us to a Land alright! The Land Down Under!

The Home of Evil Doc. Aussie Lush! She has arranged for the landing to look like a crash! She even ran over a Kangaroo! But in reality she is taking all of us to the insane asylum! Little did she know Ms. Snoopsalot was following in another plane... and this is what was on the front page news!


FLYING DOCTOR'S PLANE HITS KANGAROO!!

An Australian flying doctor's plane hit a kangaroo as it was coming in to land.

The plane's nose wheel was damaged and the pilot abandoned the landing at the Dirranbandi airstrip, south-west of Brisbane.

News spokeswoman Mz. Snoopsalot says the plane made an emergency landing at Brisbane Airport.

A spokesman for the Royal Flying Doctor Service "Queen of the Hill" says there were no injuries to the doctor.

A Bus was sent to collect the patients the Doctor was supposed to have dropped off.

Reports don't mention if the animal was killed in the accident.

Service spokeswoman Mz. Snoopsalot said: "The Doctor and patients are safe but obviously there is a reasonable amount of damage to the plane."

Oh god, that was just to funny, I had to print it out for cherished memories thanks Chevy :)

Ok the story continues
The Kangaroo got squashed, but that wasnt anything to those Aussies, we pay high car insurance and need to feed our dogs over those damn Kangaroos, there often squashed all over the place, cause they love running into cars and now planes, god only knows why!!!Hoppity Hop. Doctor Aussie Lush gets the gals into a hired car, and drive 3 hours from Brisbane and we take off to her Home Town of Hervey Bay. She prays that they girls arent gonna wanna try and sqaush a whale or 2 when they arrive. Oh hold on, it was Doctor Aussie Lush that needed to squash that Kanga to feed her dog. Well we arrive in corrupt old Hervey Bay, and the girls arrive at the local hangout the Beach House Hotel where they have a beer or to. Who does Christine Snoopalot see for her latest scoop BUT.........

crocidil dundee.....mrs ponch snoopsalot is now backt to ms snoopsalot..cause ponch tried to spend all her money...croc...looks soooo handsome in his little vest and his face is sosoooo rugged and his pants are soooo tight..that.....

THAT...

THERES NO USE TO LOOK DOWN UNDER.WHEN LAST SEEN MS.C.SNOOPSALOT WAS SEEN RIDING SIDE BY SIDE WITH CROCIDILE DUNDEE ON A PAIR OF THE LARGEST CROC 'S WE HAVE EVER SEEN,DR AUSSI LUSH ON THE BANK HANDLING THE CAMERA WHILE CHEVY AND DKR KEEP THE VEHICLES RUNNING CASUE THEY ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES AND YUCKY BUGS......

Ok gals, we gotta escape, the magistrate at Hervey Bay doenst hesitate shoving asses in prison. We go to the airport and steal a plane, this time Mr Croc Dundee drives it, he wants a peice of christina on the side, but really needs to be back in LA. The girls take off once again, and we end up back in LA." Thank god for that" says Doctor Aussie Lush, and begs them not to return her to her country again, but those spiteful gals get together, and dont send her back to OZ, but sends her instead to

that god awful nut asylum, where they make her listen to MEN AT WORK all day long, in her padded cell. Seems like her land is "the land of plenty" ( sorry Kyla I heard this song today while I was eating lunch and couldn't resist, lol) Here she's roaring while all the docs are thundering, lol. They decide she's not fit to let loose in society and will only let her out if......

she decided to hand over her Doctors badge :( oh now what can she be... She liked being Doctor Aussie Lush. Well shes free, but wonders what to do now. The land of plenty has deserted her, and her friend put her in the nuthouse. Thankgod friends stick together, cause they are out the front to

once and for all decide who wins the race for Prez.. So much had happened that it's all but been forgotten. But OTRA will see it thru, no more hanky panky at the voting booths, no more anything, let's get this prez voted in. And so.........

once and for all decide who wins the race for Prez.. So much had happened th