Remember how I sent those leftover cookies and fudge up to Mars?? Well, now I've really slipped over the edge and signed up for Weight Watchers online. I don't like joining things, but thought a financial comittment might help me stay the course. Which is better than a mental comittment for sending up so many rockets to Mars in disgust with myself!

Nathan called last evening. We had such a nice conversation that when the 15 minutes was up, I felt a bit cheated. He called back after he worked out on the weights. He's determined to get his body in shape while he's incarcerated. Well, that just made me wonder how he's going to like coming home to a mom who waddles and clucks from old joints? So, that's why the WW.

Anyone else on a mission? Care to share?
:dance: <--- my idea of exercise!
Mary

HEHEH! Oh your post is hilarius!

I've never signed up for any paid diet plan. I'm too busy complaining about being a waddling lump. My diet plan and is spent at the spam and vienna sausage racks. My exercise plan is standing in front of the stove FRYING the spam and vienna sausages year after year after year.

PLUS I sit munching and watching those beautiful fit strong slim women on Weight Watchers on Tv.

True Confessions of a self made Waddler
:spammy:

MOM...What a fantastic idea Mary! I need lot's of support with those rockets, cause I just keep digging out what I put in! And the exercise bike I got??? Looks good, but it hates me! I got on, and peddled peddled peddled, I saw those rockets eye to eye and lot's of stars too. I got off it and thought to myself, "so this is the new 20's"??? Who the BLEEP said that anyway?!? Put me down for this mission, "we can do it, we're women"! (borrowing from our lovely Bless).
P.S. so happy you got to talk with Nathan, and all is well with him! :)

Hahaha, Bless, I hear you! That and MickeyD's, Burger King, Chili's....Bud light.....OOPs!

Ok Reggie now you made me hungry, again. Funny about the exercise bike! Let's melt it down into billions of cookies and cake! Slap! Oh the Mission, keep focused Bless, the Mission the Mission.

Oh! Marge Simpson saying that to her daughter Lisa was hilarius! Funny you remembered that! makes me laugh thinking of the scene again.

I get starved to death when they show the Nutisystem meals on the commercials, I definitely think there is something subliminal in those ads! Bless'um, we have the same exercise program going. I have the fittest wrists in Mexico. Ole!

Fittest Wrists in Mexico. HEHEH too funny! They're like all buff huh.

Is this why I suddenly start drooling uncontrollabley during those commercials? Geee!

MDF? Are we going to have to throw our TV's out the 2nd story windows?

Bless, I nearly spit my coffee out all over my laptop! "Buff", heeheehee ROTF!!!!

OK Mary, I need to start some type of program because my son is lifting weights also and looking good I must add. I have started walking around my neighborhood and trying to watch what I am eating more that just watching it go into my mouth:) . We need to start a sisiter to sister pack and check on each other from time to time and see if we are doing what we say we want to do. McDonald's have started selling sweet tea and I am addicted and need a twelve step program to quit:) .

my excercise plan is simple... larry looses and I find !!! not trying hard either. comes natural. lol

Sonyarod, Oh The sweet tea! I feel ya, here in Ga, they have the best, everywhere you go, and I make it myself here at home....not good for losing weight! Yea, we need to check in and keep eachother on our programs. Hi, my name is Reggie... I'm an...:)

Sonyarod, Oh The sweet tea! I feel ya, here in Ga, they have the best, everywhere you go, and I make it myself here at home....not good for losing weight! Yea, we need to check in and keep eachother on our programs. Hi, my name is Reggie... I'm an...:)

Hi, my name is Sonya and I'm....:angry: .

I can't stop laughing.

OK Mary, I need to start some type of program because my son is lifting weights also and looking good I must add. I have started walking around my neighborhood and trying to watch what I am eating more that just watching it go into my mouth:) . We need to start a sisiter to sister pack and check on each other from time to time and see if we are doing what we say we want to do. McDonald's have started selling sweet tea and I am addicted and need a twelve step program to quit:) .



Great idea. We are such a great support system for each other emotionally so why not support each with the diet. :)

All of you ladies make me smile. thank you. :)

YES THE SWEET TEA..Oh my, I never drink sweet tea and now that I can get a 32 oz for a buck, I buying it. What's up with that. If you walk inside you can order the sweet tea and get unsweetened because you fill the cup but if you go through the drive-thru they won't give you unsweetened at that price. Not only are we clogging our arteries with the all those fried french fries, we add tons of salt to raise the blood pressure and make our bodies retain water so we can swell up.....and if that's not good enough, let's add a Big Mac 1400 caleries!!!!.:angry:

MDF I love the MOM.....

[quote=reggie42]Sonyarod, Oh The sweet tea! I feel ya, here in Ga, they have the best, everywhere you go, and I make it myself here at home....

I have relatives in Ga and visit often so I know about that tea you make at home......my aunt is probally the main reason I need a twelve step program for sweet tea.

well as I slurp on mine right now, while realizing I didn't get to the grocery store, and ponder that Bigmac for dinner, sigh, I wonder why it's so easy to want to lose weight, but so hard to "get with it'????? sigh... and while we're admitting things (smile) it isn't just the not exercising, it seems I don't get much done period anymore! You should have seen my eyebrow last week! Yes, it was only one by the time I got around to plucking, and I won't even mention my legs. Oh yea, a real hottie these days! Lol

<Looks around frantically>
The reason my typing is so Big, Large and Bloaded. I just went and gorged.
I'm so ashamed.
:help:

Bless'um I would spank you with a wet noodle, but then you would just probably eat it!

Bless'um I would spank you with a wet noodle, but then you would just probably eat it!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH! Wendy

I think I'm on the same diet as D'Gal.
What do you feed a stick family for dinner? kinneling or what?

Oh you all just crack me up!!!!!!!! Now we need to find a 12-step-program for sweet tea? OMG'ness, that's too funny. Ummm...... okay, I'll be the bad mama: Splenda!!! ya ever had it? It's good!

And I'm not waving anything near Bless'um! And that's how I was over the holidays! I made 2 batches of fudge and I think I scarfed most of it myself. THINK! I KNOW I did! ::::standing near my prayer book::::but as God is my witness, I did toss out all the rest of the candy and the fudge on the day I said I was gonna. Yuppers! I did it! And now you'll read in the news where a frantic chubb-o-lina was found rummaging through her trash looking for that fudge! It wasn't me! Honest. I don't rummage ... much! And I went to the grocery store this afternoon and stocked up on healthy stuff to make for dinner/lunch.

Tilapia!!!!!! have you had that??? Delish! No, it's not like the "Tawanda" cheer! it's a fish that actually is good enough to eat and doesn't taste like fish! It's a miracle! Even hubby was impressed w/ the flavor.

Okay---okay--- we're in this together! But when we're sitting in Oprah's audience and she is giving away pretty bras and new cars and applauding us for our book, some of us won't have to worry about where our knees are! Wait! That's not a Britney-ism. Awww, what's up with that poor girl??? She needs someone to grab her and get her some help! Where was I?? Oh yeah: fudge!

I'm going to see if Splenda has a recipe for fudge!

Later~~~~
Mary Moo Cow!

I say we build a Parents with Children in Prison Comedy Stage. Starring MDF! She is a tough act to follow. She needs to go up last because if the audience isn't in stitches by then after listening to everybody here and the Featured Comedic MDF, we stuff them with Talapia boiled in Splenda.

Mary Moo Cow <---omg! too funny!

Bless the Boat

Mary if we end up in Oprah's audience clapping and the sign flashes to stop applause, will we be excorted out if our upper arms are still going at it?! P.S. If you don't find a recipe for fudge with spenda, I have one here somewhere and will dig it out for you. My hubby's diabetic and I have all kinds of great sugar free desert recipes. Just remember that just because it's sugar free doesn't mean not fattening, carbs pack it on too! Wendy

Hahaha! Wendy, mine will still be going at it for sure, clapping right on with my boobs! sag, er, I mean sigh.
Reggie rolls along...

Goodness, I leave for a few minutes to fix the family dinner and you ladies start acting up. :D Wet noodles, diets, eating fudge and Bless having an affair with John, and Reggie rubbing it in that she is slipping on SWEET tea and Sonyarod is rolling on the floor with laughter.......

All I can say is I want some of what you all are taking.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :D :D :D :D

Ok, I just did my 25 jumping jacks---who's next...Anybody watch the biggest loser?

All those years ago when I envied the girls with great boobs I should have been sighing with relief. No boobs = nothing to sag.

OMG, Tbmom, the biggest loser, I watch it, and eat through the whole dang show! I liked Fat March too, I wanted to do that show! As for jumping jacks, my heart couldn't take doing that! Shamefully admitting this: I just had a Big Mac for dinner.

TBmom, we're all waiting to hear what you fixed for dinner! Don't hold back we can take it. tigrlady you can't join the party unless you have something sagging! Swinging will work in a pinch, whatcha got swingin?
Wendy

Dinner not like the diet commercials- we had chop steak smothered with gravy and onions, rice and corn. Hubby wants me to stop at DQ for dessert. :D :D

Let's not talk about gravity taking over and the boobs sagging and the wave that keeps on waving under the arms...Help me here.

Yes, I'm thinking of finding out a way to walk on the treadmill and read PTO. I have been out of touch for several days and I have a lot of catching up.

Hey the Biggest loser is coming on, time to go get my snacks! Lol

hey talk about dinner..... my hubby is out at bbq girl (its dark out too) and fixing stuffed hamburgers. stuffed with what you ask.....chunks of blu cheese. so when you cut into it... it just oozzeesssss out. mmmmm
rich but oh so ymmmy

Drooooling on the thought of a fresh grilled burger, stuffed with all that cheese! Wiping slobber off chin while trying to type.....

want the recipe ? got it out of a marlboro man bbq book. err I think it was marlboro man . yah pretty sure. what is extreme is making them reg size, in a bun and just biting into it. WOW what an experience. this time he just made gigantics for the plate.

Mom, it does too sound like what I see on the commercials, with the exception of DQ for dessert, but it does look as though they get something that looks like that for a snack during the day. I tell you, if I lived in the US, I would be ordering up some Nutrisystem. Does it come like Domino's within thirty minutes? I would hope so, I would pack on ten more pounds with the anticipation of it getting there! I know I could do Nutrisystem, I saw the foooood, and I want some! Wendy

That's it D'gal, we're talking diets, those of us that are not on one, and your are talking "supersize me"! I for one do want that recipe, in all seriousness. That sounds fabulous. Now if we just ate that without the bun, we could say we were on Atkins. I can guarantee the first time I make them, courtesy of D'gal's recipe, it won't be without the bun, I will graduate from there. It's my new New Year's resolution. Wendy

I want the recipe! I refuse to give up meat, especially red meat! No way, I have to have it....as for nutri-system, blah! My hubby can bring home MRE's that would taste better! Dehydrated meals??? No thanks, I'd rather be chubby! Ok, so that might be an understatement, FAT! LOL

Ladies, thanks to hubby, :D I had to go to the DQ and I missed 30 minutes of the Bisggest Loser. :angry:

Yes, I ate a snicker blizzard. :D I ordered it for hubby and then my daughter said he doesn't like snicker he likes Oreo so I had to keep the snicker and order an Oreo. :mad: Couldn't let it go to waste.

You know I didn't eat dinner cause I've been looking at food all day and then I blow it and down the blizzard!
Support ladies!..... HELP.......

Oh the disappointment Reggie, you must be wrong about the dehydrated bit, please say you could be. I had imagined popping in a Stouffer's microwave lasagna, or at least a lean cuisine. What happened to your show anyway, just check your pooter on the way to the kitchen and decide to check in to drop that bomb?! What the hay, I can't order it anyway. Speaking of hay, I might just graze myself on a little something and something right now, that I can guarantee will contain red meat. Wendy

That's it D'gal, we're talking diets, those of us that are not on one, and your are talking "supersize me"! I for one do want that recipe, in all seriousness. That sounds fabulous. Now if we just ate that without the bun, we could say we were on Atkins. I can guarantee the first time I make them, courtesy of D'gal's recipe, it won't be without the bun, I will graduate from there. It's my new New Year's resolution. Wendy

Wendy, you are too funny. "SUPERSIZE ME". I love it...

Ok ladies it is last workout before weigh in....

Mom that sounds like a crock of oreo if I ever heard it!
Wendy

Awe Wendy, I could very well be wrong, it used to be dehydrated, maybe times have changed? Still though, lean cuisine's are good and way cheaper! Mary and Bless are going to be so surprised to check in on this MOM Mission, only to find we've all been gorging all night! Big Macs, Grilled Stuffed Burgers, DQ! What are you having Wendy? Do tell!

Awe Wendy, I could very well be wrong, it used to be dehydrated, maybe times have changed? Still though, lean cuisine's are good and way cheaper! Mary and Bless are going to be so surprised to check in on this MOM Mission, only to find we've all been gorging all night! Big Macs, Grilled Stuffed Burgers, DQ! What are you having Wendy? Do tell!

I'm crying right now from laughing so hard. lol....Family is wanting to know what is wrong with me. :D On the biggest loser they are being tempted with all this good food, I couldn't help but laugh.

So Wendy what for dinner for you?

Mom, are you catching this on biggest loser??? Hahaha, I could win that one hands down!

Oh oh, post is behind... yes so funny I laughed so hard too...waddling to fridge for a bud light...hey it's light. :)

Mom my last reply was to the DQ run, not your post that popped up as soon as I posted mine. I guess I should start using the quote with reply feature, but it didn't work the last time I tried. If you read it the way it was posted, I could become unpopular here really quickly. Oh no, it was a joke about the DQ run which has been WEIGHING heavy on my mind. there was another play on words to your last post that I hope doesn't get beaten to the punch by yet another.
Wendy

Mom that sounds like a crock of oreo if I ever heard it!
Wendy

Good thing I didn't get a gallon! :D :D lol

Mom, are you catching this on biggest loser??? Hahaha, I could win that one hands down!

Oh oh, post is behind... yes so funny I laughed so hard too...waddling to fridge for a bud light...hey it's light. :)

Yeah, that's why I can't stop laughing. Must be the sugar buzz from the blizzard huh?

Ladies you are tooo funny.....I have gained about ten pounds just reading about grilled stuff burgers, supersize, DQ and fudge. I must go walking in the morning.

It's shredded beef enchiladas aqui. I grated the left over tri tip from last night. We are eating later, hubby on the road and not due back til about 10. Picked up the fresh corn tortillas straight off the line at the little tortilla place. I live in a really pretty golfcourse community and right around the corner, not a mile, is the little Puebla, that has it all on a one stop mission as far as authentic goes. Right next to the tortilla place is the fresh cheese store, where I picked up the Asadero cheese. I cheat with the sauce and get the fresh daily made salsa, and build it up from there. They think I'm Julia Childs when I get that combo going. To beat it all, yes I had the left over tri tip, but the tortillas cheese, salsa, chiles and home made beans came to about $3.00, and I have enough to feed an army!
Wendy

Maybe we should change the thread to Munching! LOL, Sorry Mary, we can't be left alone for a minute!!! :)

It's shredded beef enchiladas aqui. I grated the left over tri tip from last night. We are eating later, hubby on the road and not due back til about 10. Picked up the fresh corn tortillas straight off the line at the little tortilla place. I live in a really pretty golfcourse community and right around the corner, not a mile, is the little Puebla, that has it all on a one stop mission as far as authentic goes. Right next to the tortilla place is the fresh cheese store, where I picked up the Asadero cheese. I cheat with the sauce and get the fresh daily made salsa, and build it up from there. They think I'm Julia Childs when I get that combo going. To beat it all, yes I had the left over tri tip, but the tortillas cheese, salsa, chiles and home made beans came to about $3.00, and I have enough to feed an army!
Wendy

I don't think I can make it by 10. :D Sounds yummy!

Since all we've been doing is tlaking about food, I don't know that I can make it til 10 either. What I wouldn't do for a DQ in the mean time!

I don't think I can make it by 10. :D Sounds yummy!
LOL, I was thinking the same thing, good thing you aren't closer Wendy, we'd be that army!!!

the weigh in, biggest loser:why do they put those poor women in those skimpy halter tops???

LOL, I was thinking the same thing, good thing you aren't closer Wendy, we'd be that army!!!

I do think you can lose weight from laughing! Right? :D :D :D :D

Did you see the couple that didn't lose but 6 pounds and they were good at not eating all that good food. Not too many pounds are being lost at the Biggest loser house either....

Mary, I's sorrt we were so bad tonight. I will try harder tomorrow, I promise. :)

And every one of you would be welcome! Mi casa es su casa! I too make a mean Margarita!

checking for flights, lol... Mexican food, margarita's, beautiful scenary....oh, and of course splendid company!

And every one of you would be welcome! Mi casa es su casa! I too make a mean Margarita!

Reggie, maybe we can get a 2 for the price of one ticket and fly to Wendy's house. We could be there by happy hour tomorrow. :D

checking for flights, lol...

Will you stop reading my mind! lol:D

I could use a margarita right now. And maybe a stuffed burger, some enchilladas and definitely something from DQ.

I don't catch the show here, but from what you are saying, those people are on diet pills extraordinaire. Will power went out with disco as far as I'm concerned. I always liked disco, now that I think about it, probably because I weighed next to nothing doing all that dancing.

I could use a margarita right now. And maybe a stuffed burger, some enchilladas and definitely something from DQ.

Welcome to the FOOD CAFE. Have it your way here. Get ready for a laugh or two. :D

I could use a margarita right now. And maybe a stuffed burger, some enchilladas and definitely something from DQ.
all in that exact order!:)
You know the saying around here mom, Great minds, lol!

Reggie, maybe we can get a 2 for the price of one ticket and fly to Wendy's house. We could be there by happy hour tomorrow. :DTurns head so fast I may have wip lash, did someone say Happy Hour?????:D

I dare you to book flights! I'd love to have you come down, it's not like we don't all deserve a little vacation. I'm a cheap vacation waiting to happen! Go south young man, is the saying but come south middle aged women is the new motto. Come see me!

LOL, I was thinking the same thing, good thing you aren't closer Wendy, we'd be that army!!!

the weigh in, biggest loser:why do they put those poor women in those skimpy halter tops??? Halter tops---Sexy huh!

Reggie, Can you believe we just watched people weigh themselves for 30 minutes. Lordy we must be desperate for entertainment. And these people make money off of us for watching this.....:)

No, I can't, especially in those halter tops! heehee

I dare you to book flights! I'd love to have you come down, it's not like we don't all deserve a little vacation. I'm a cheap vacation waiting to happen! Go south young man, is the saying but come south middle aged women is the new motto. Come see me!

Wendy, I think we would get you kicked out of your community. TOO MUCH FUN. TOO MUCH LAUGHTER AND TOO MUCH DRINKING.....

Well my body already went south, so why shouldn't I catch up and join it???

No, I can't, especially in those halter tops! heehee
Well if we must talk about the outfit, I don't think the spandex britches would look good on me either. Spandex top squeezing the girls and spandex bottoms squezzing the fat out gives you the gut in the middle. :D :D :D

Rotf!!!!

FYI Ovietor, I AM using a Margarita right now, and I promise I don't have whiplash!. At least not yet! Just lightening the load, we all had tough days today. But then I've been on another forum dealing with that all day, and we deserve to let our hair down after all that. That of course means letting the hair down that hasn't fallen out yet!

Rotf!!!!
Help me here, what is Rotf? I'm still learning.

Help me here, what is Rotf? I'm still learning. me too, I even look stuff up on netlingo.com, heehee. it means "rolling on the floor".

That's why I'm hear listening in. Getting a few chuckles to lighten the load.
The hair that hasn't fallen out yet is definitely turning gray. UGH.

Ovietor, please, say no more, I bought some dye last week, there it waits under the bathroom sink, here I sit, getting grayer and grayer!
Apparantly, fatter too!

me too, I even look stuff up on netlingo.com, heehee. it means "rolling on the floor".
Thanks for the info site. :D
Wendy, that is not fair. You started without us. I am out of Margarita mix! I don't think my neighbors would appreciate me knocking on their door at 10pm asking them for their mix. Now you have to drink one for each of us. By the time hubby comes home, dinner is not what is going to be on his mind if he comes through the door and you are tipsy, :D

hahaha mom, hey who needs mix? I'd do a shot of tequila and suck a lime. Oh, that sounds raunchy, huh? Someone is going to shred me, heehee.

OK, so now I missed the shots too?
Having a hard time keeping up. Is there a trick to getting the posts to update?

Good for you Ovietor, You are right though, what doesn't fall out will turn grey, and that's what's left after we're finished pulling it out. We're going to be snatch headed bald! We wouldn't be having this much fun with anyone that didn't know our plight though, we all need to lighten the load, and we are all in the best company. Can I get you guys another drink?

hahaha mom, hey who needs mix? I'd do a shot of tequila and suck a lime. Oh, that sounds raunchy, huh? Someone is going to shred me, heehee.

I'm out of lime too....:D

Good for you Ovietor, You are right though, what doesn't fall out will turn grey, and that's what's left after we're finished pulling it out. We're going to be snatch headed bald! We wouldn't be having this much fun with anyone that didn't know our plight though, we all need to lighten the load, and we are all in the best company. Can I get you guys another drink?


Sounds like we need to cut Wendy off. She is seeing her imaginary friends again and serving them our drinks! Ovietor hasn't got her first shot, I know I haven't had a drink, how about you Reggie? :D :D Sagging boobs, flapping arms and now gray hair. hee hee hee..That's reason to have a double. :)

Ovietor, I haven't figured this thing out yet, I just hit the refresh button every few minutes. Usually by the time I respond to a post, it's lagging behind...
Mom, lime shmime, do it real fast and it will go down... joking!
Wendy, well since your offering...

see what I mean??? way behind here...No Mom, I haven't got one either.

If there's a trick Ovietor I don't know it either, I come back after posting and the party has gone on around me, HEEELP! Mom, Reggie is right, a bottle of SQUIRT is just fine, Reggie you've beeen listening to too many country songs, Jose Cuervo was buried a long time ago and never met Don Julio, or senor Traditional!

Come on ladies keep up. Just go back and forth from page to page (5-6).

Mom, I agree. Haven't got my first margarita yet, or a shot. Getting down right thirsty here. Maybe Reggie isn't passing them down.

Reggie are you hogging all the drinks? Did I spell that right? If not make it sound slurred hogggging

Trying to keep up, and I promise I will pass them down, haha Ovietor! LOL
Wendy, Jose, Jack, and Jim are all good friends of mine!

We don't want the empty shot glass. lol

oh, my bad...Wendy can they get a shot and drink please? Sorry, I need specifics sometimes. haha!

Reggie, I am offering! I'm serious. It sounds as though Mom is experiencing the same glitches we are, here, she obviously didn't see Ovietor's post, but then I missed one that you guys went on and talked and laughed about. I'm writing my congressman tomorrow. Have to take a breather, hubby home in a few, and expecting some yummy enchiladas, I'll be back on as soon as he has strapped on the feed bag.

Reggie are you trying to watch tv, type, place our orders and drink? Don't guess I'll be getting tipsy tonight. lol

Haha, Mom, yes, and smoke too. Not easy but I can do it, I'm a woman! Lol Hey did you notice Dutch bailed after eating her enormous burger??? Right to sleep she went, without giving us the recipe.

Guess I won't be getting my burger either.

You need to stop. I'm ROTF....Yeh, Dutch left us and Wendy our bar tender just left us for her hubby. lol

Well when Wendy comes back, we can get enchiladas. Ok, i'll make the drinks, all I have is Captain Morgan and Drambuie, or Bud light...less bloating. Lol

Hmm. No drinks, no burgers and Wendy left with the enchiladas. What kind of party is this?
(well I am obviously behind with this post)

Like we need to worry that a drink is going to bloat us. I think all the food I ate and that blizzard that I ate will do it's share on me.

Mom's got tequila! Sorry, no food here. Need to get to the grocery store! It's been a fast food kind of week.

Ovietor, you are now in charge of the food. I didn't have any leftovers tonight. Sorry. lol

Didn't this thread start out to be about a diet? I think I'll go with the liquid one. One of each please Reggie.

Mom, no leftovers here either. Did notice that you didn't share that blizzard. Hmm. No DQ either.

Lol, Yes, and Mary who started it, is going to be so disapointed in us! heehee
Ovietor, since you missed out on most of the snacking, and are alright with a liquid substitute, I will make yours extra strong, er, special.

How about we put on some music and dance some of the calories off that we inhaled today. lol

Ok let's rub it in about the blizzard. hee hee hee. Just think I didn't share the calories either. :)

What calories? When I got to this party there were burgers, enchiladas, DQ, drinks. I haven't gotten any of it. Seems to me like this diet is working.

Is it gonna be like a dancing/sweating to the oldies type thing? Cause I'm not so fit, and possibly could be slightly buzzed. I'm just saying... don't drink and dance, and all that. Lol

What calories? When I got to this party there were burgers, enchiladas, DQ, drinks. I haven't gotten any of it. Seems to me like this diet is working. Can I laugh any harder??? I'm going to need that Detrol soon!

I noticed you haven't shared with us what you ate today Ovietor. hee hee hee and I do recall you having a few drinks. lol

Sweating to the oldies-lol This is a party not a workout ---heck no Richard is not invited to this party. Shorts are not part of the dress code. lol

Sorry, had to take a pottie break, TMI (too much info)... well I can slow dance, don't think you wanna see me try anything fancy... arms swaying long after the song ends...not on purpose either.

I had leftover jambalaya, hence no leftovers. The drinks I don't remember. How many did I have? Obviously too many if I can't remember.

I just noticed that there are 466 views on this thread. Do you think that maybe we have some silent guests out there that are ROTF as well. This has been such a stress reliever- Thank you. I need to get off of here and get ready for bed. I'm working in the morning.

uhmmm, jumbalaya. yummie!!!!

It has been sooo much fun, goodnight Mom.
Well it's just you and me kid, (Ovietor)I know sleep is far from your mind though. So if you wanna stay on, I will stay here with you.

Yes O, you have had way too many tonight. I hope we have helped relieve a little bit of tention. I know laughter is such good therapy. Dang I can't spell now. Guess I had too many to...You'll sleep like a baby tonight but I can't garantee how every you spell it...you won't have a hang over in the morning. You ladies behave yourself while I'm gone.

well now we know where all those drinks went, eh??? The trufas comes out!

Good night ladies. Don't stay up too late.....Don't be talking about my blizzard while I'm gone and no I didn't drink all the shots, Reggie did..LOL

Glad to see you guys are still here, I need to give a quick check to the other forum, and check right back. Be right back, got the drinks to order in hand just give me a minute!

Tapping fingers, waiting patiently for a real margarita all the way from Mexico.....

No hangover. Well maybe this party isn't so bad after all. The food disappeared but apparently I have had so many drinks I lost track and I won't even have a hangover.
Thanks Mom. Sleep well.

Dang that's not far. I'm going to miss another party, really if I don't get to bed I'm going to hate myself. I'm addicted to PTO...Truth comes out. Yes I need a 14 step program. lol

Will the last person at the party tell Mary I'm sorry for being bad and that we will behave tomorrow.

She could have left the drinks while she went away.

As soon as I posted the last one I saw that lying, drink stelaing blizzard eating sweet momma left us. Now I must check my status for sure, I'm not going anywhere for a while either.

As soon as I posted the last one I saw that lying, drink stelaing blizzard eating sweet momma left us. Now I must check my status for sure, I'm not going anywhere for a while either.

See, I knew you guys would start talking bad about me and I haven't left yet. HEE HEE HEE.

Welcome back Wendy and good night to all....:D :D

Reggie, did you get your margarita yet?

O, too funny...I was thinking the same thing, leave the drinks in case you get detoured....Wendy, we have missed you, did hubby like dinner? Did he leave some for us? Poor Mom, she wanted to dance and you weren't here, I think she said disco...

Reggie, did you get your margarita yet? Not yet, tap, tap, whistle, oh too dry to whistle.....

OK so was it Mom that was detouring the drinks? Did she get these too? And she tried to convince me I got mine and couldn't remember. LOL

hahaha, see, I told ya, the trufas comes out! LOL...good thing I had my Bud light!

Well since I don't seem to be getting a margarita, ya mind passing over one of those Bud Lights?

lol, Wendy, what's up with these drinks? heehee, here ya go O, at least it's less calories since this is a diet thread. :)

That's right. There has been absolutely no food at this party. Thanks for the Bud Light.

I know somewhere that I mentioned that I have lost weight in the last few months but I can't figure out where. Go figure.

I hear you, burgers to drool for, gone, enchiladas from scratch, gone. Smothered steak, gone. Margaritas, patiently waiting...tap tap tap. Wanna do a shot? I mean, since we're waiting....oh yea, and left on the dance floor! What's up with that? Was it my arms? I know it can be frightening, but sheeze, never ran anyone right off the floor like that!

Here's your drinks my thristy sisters. I had to sneak this one, only because I would like to appear totally comprehensive, he's just gotten in! Spilled my guts in 3 minutes flat so I could get back. Don't normally do that but the day hasn't gone normally either. And O you are wrong, there was food at this party, just try and tell my hubby there wasn't. Happens to be at almost 11 o'clock here, but there was food. How are we all doing?

A shot would be great. We might want to think about getting a new bartender. This one doesn't seem to be doing so well. Very slow service.

Only 11 there? wow, I don't know why I thought we were so much farther ahead. Ever since I got here on the East coast, it always feels like I'm way ahead of everyone. It didn't help that the time changed ahead an hour too, not long after. Any who, way off topic. Blame the shots O talked me into!

A shot would be great. We might want to think about getting a new bartender. This one doesn't seem to be doing so well. Very slow service. Really slow.... do these seem watered down? maybe the ice melted. Joking!!!!

I'm right here, I can hear you! You talk as though I'm out of the room or something! I made these extra stiff in case I can't make a quick dash undiscovered, if anyone comes back with a closet drinking remark, I shall be offended, and if I can't go undiscovered I'll make at least one more anyway. The day was long, it seems the night has been so short.

Hmm. Hubby must have eaten all the enhiladas. Did you get any Reggie?
The margarita is a little weak too. Ready for another shot?

Wendy, Hee hee, oh your back? kidding! we love you!
O, clink, heres to new friends....

I'll toast to that.
What happened to that shot?

I boycotted eating the enchies, the Margarita was in no way weak, if the truth be known I've switched us all to Vodka and squirt, so no one can smell it on our breath. Appearances and all. We may feel at times we've been stripped of it but we must retain some.

Ovietor, OOPS! Here you can have 2, seems I mistakenly had yours. heehee

Wendy, Is there OJ for that vodka? When did we switch?? Boycot enchilada's? Please, say it ain't so!!!

So that's what it was. She switched drinks on us. So what is it that I'm drinking? What is squirt?

Clink! and Clink again, Cheers ladies, it looks as though it's us against the world right now, not such a bad army!

Yea, the soda squirt? Or lime straight up? I haven't seen the soda since I was back home in Colorado, where I grew up.

Clink! and Clink again, Cheers ladies, it looks as though it's us against the world right now, not such a bad army! Clink and cheers...Army of mom's, no force greater than that but God!

Squirt is a grapefruit soda, and by the way the only other thing I had in the house, so for now it's my favorite drink. Any complaints? I sure thought it would be a refreshing change to bud light that Reg started off with. There is OJ, just not in the house. I hadn't planned this or I would have been equipped. The Squirt, I keep for a friend that occasionally drops by for a cocktail after his exhausting day at golf, if he drops by tomorrow, it will be flat, or empty!

omg, like I said, I have not seen Squirt the soda since I was in Colorado,(takes me way back!!!) I don't think they sell it in the south or on East Coast. No complaints, you can't taste vodka anyway.

No complaints. Just didn't know what it was. Apparently they don't sell it in the south cause I have never heard of it.

Who can't taste vodka? Whoever said that never made my cocktail. I send it back until I can! I came to have a good time and I'm not going home til I have one! Maybe Squirt has taken it's time in getting here to MX just like everything else, I never realized it wasn't a worldwide comodity. This time I'm not so worried about having a good time, haven't for a long, long time, but this is fun just to let our long falling out, ragged, grey ass hair down, and I appreciate it a lot. I thank you 2 for being here tonight.

I'm back, let me tell ya, when we moved into this apartment, it was supposed to be just until we got to know the area, or if we liked it, stay and move into a bigger place. Army life, anyway, so here we are a year next month, and still here. Too much hassle to move but still planning to...well it's only a 1 bedroom, which is really a loft, which is where the dang bathroom is! So up and down I go! At least I'm burning calories!

Thought that maybe the shots had caught up to you and you fell asleep at the puter.
I see that Mom is still signed on. Maybe she didn't make it to bed.

Who can't taste vodka? Whoever said that never made my cocktail. I send it back until I can! I came to have a good time and I'm not going home til I have one! Maybe Squirt has taken it's time in getting here to MX just like everything else, I never realized it wasn't a worldwide comodity. This time I'm not so worried about having a good time, haven't for a long, long time, but this is fun just to let our long falling out, ragged, grey ass hair down, and I appreciate it a lot. I thank you 2 for being here tonight.
haha, you go girl, get your drink on! No, Squirt is not sold here in the south.
Lol O!

I have a lot of time on my hands, and I watch a lot of shows about transformation of spaces, rooms. I would love to transform a loft! I'd be copying everything I saw on TV, but everything I saw on TV was worth copying!

or passed out on the puter? MOM, YOU AWAKE??? HEY MOM?!?

I have a lot of time on my hands, and I watch a lot of shows about transformation of spaces, rooms. I would love to transform a loft! I'd be copying everything I saw on TV, but everything I saw on TV was worth copying! Me too, I have yet to go back to work. The loft is nice but even just us 2, we're outgrowing it fast.

Guess we know who really detoured all those drinks.\
And she had all the tequilla too.

I kept trying to tell ya'll.... heeheehee

O, I think Mom fell asleep at the puter. She said she was going down, we just didn't realize it was as soon as she didn't log out. And she was making fun! Hah!

That explains why she was so confident that I wouldn't have a hangover.

Maybe she had a brain freeze from that blizzard!

MOM! WAKE UP!!!! BREATH MOMMA BREATH!!! Oh, that's gonna hurt in the morning, look how her neck is all sloped off to the side. Ouch!

OOps. She signed off now. Maybe she got upset we were talking about her.

RutRo....

Blizzard plus any alcohol is called Daquiri, and yes those do cause brain freeze. I shudder at the thought! Any thoughts?

Only that I love daquiries! LOl

None whatsoever. Kinda like it that way right now.

frozen or thought free? kidding! Who wants another? At this point, it can't hurt....

O, on my screen it doesn't show her as being signed off. This is an unequal opportunity agenda, I get the manana version just because I live south of the border. That's 2 things I'm going to write my congressman about. Oh yeah, does anyone know who my congressman would be? Cause if you do, I'll write damn it!

All of the above.

Don't even know who my congressman is. So sad. I really need to pay more attention.

Wendy, I have no idea, but will try to help you research that. Tomorrow. Right now, I have to change the channel cause Nancy Disgrace is on, eewww. Wouldn't it be great if we could do that with real life? Flip, click, naw, scan channels...heeheehee

I'm confused. Are we drinking daquiries now? Doesn't matter. I'll take one of whatever it is we are drinking.

I lost track, just picking up what ever's closest! Darn nothing on the table, waddles off to the kitchen for refills.

Works for me.

Wendy, you still with us?

Good for you O, just for one night, let things roll off your back, have a laugh, we are actually all laughing at ourselves, and at our own expense. We are entitled this much! We don't know what tomorrow brings, but tonight we owe ourselves a laugh. We'll all be pissing and moaning tomorrow, but be there for one another again. Let's just have tonight!

back again, had to get the coffee ready for hubby tomorrow or we might not be seeing eye to eye, lol. Oh he can do with out, but ya think he'll make any???? hahaha Eventually, when I get up, I will want lot's and lot's of it. Yes Wendy, it's all good, to let go. Have to. Just have to.
Pops-a-top (again)....

O, it's vodka and squirt, if YOU want to fancy it up, we'll call it a daquiri, actually if we add ice in a blender it is a daquiri. Regginess, kidding about the congressman, I really don't have one, for Pete's sake I'm not even American!

Mom has really signed off now. If it shows in Mexico that she has bade us goodnight, it's true. She's gone!

I was thinking Mexico, and you saying your British, but hey, these days are wild and crazy, so who knows? haha, I would have been googling away for you too!

And on that note I need to say goodnight. Gotta get up in like four hours to take hubby to work and deal with baby. Need to try to get some sleep. May not happen but need to try. I sure do appreciate ya'll letting me come to the party. It sure has helped me through the evening, night, early AM.

O, you will surely be on my mind. Take care! I will say many many prayers for you and your family.

Thanks Reggie. You are a special person and I appreciate you being here for me. You too Wendy. Thanks to all.
Party on and have another shot for me.

I haven't lived in the UK since I was a kid, but always lived where there was a huge UK community, i.e. Canada, and until I was 18, the Bahamas. But my sons are American, my parents live in CA., the only family I have in the US besides my sons, and one of them is regretting that dearly! So who would my congressman be? I'm always using that as a joke, but now that I think, I don't have a stinking clue!

Goodnight O, we've kept you up long enough that you should sleep tight tonight. I hope so, tomorrow bees what tomorow bees. Myself I like to be a little on the tired side so that the heebee jeebees don't have at me. God Bless, let the angels sleep with you and your son tonight. Wendy

Wow, Wendy, what a life! I dream about seeing the world, and you have actually lived it, that's amazing! Well, I guess we should close this party down, Mary is going to have something to say about us wrecking such havoc on her diet thread. Sorry Mary! I will take my punishment with humble respect. Lol. Night Wendy, thanks for the drinks, company, and most of all the laughs! Take care.

Peeps in, swiftly does the combat crawl thru 13 pages of wild party's, snatching up a buffet of crumbs scattered about. Mmm! crawls out safely, ignoring the scale.

ok everybody. yes I did bail after my burgers. well sort of .. went online IMing w/ my daughter for a bit until she left me. after reading some of the later posts here,,,, I think I am the designator driver. since we don't drink anymore (notice I said anymore). way too much going on. had to go to bed early. I get up @ 3:30 a.m. for work, so there. :)

I will post the recipe either tonite or tomorrow. hubby has it.

talk to ya all later when you get enough energy to get out of your sleepy little beds. :)

Goooooood Morning, Girlfriends!!!!! :wave: Oh was that too loud?!?

:::gathering my med cart and my pitcher of WATER::: to pass out the aspirin and ice packs for the bumps and ouchies you may be feeling after all that dancing and sloshing of shots! I yam a nurse yanno! :blush:

Laughter is the BEST medicine! And let it be known: We do know how to have a good time! I think it's also referred to as coping!

You all are the best! I was laughing so hard the dog came up to me and looked at me strangely. Oh my! What a hoot!

I loved the 25 :yay: !!! :bow: :dance: :yay: :fb: And was :drool: at the thought of all those margaritas! I do so love them!

And I was thinking "day 3 of dieting and it bites already!!!!" .....until I came here and saw all the laughter and fun going on! Then I knew God was at work through me and you and felt good inside. :thumbsup:

Have a great day, friends! :D

Mary

Mary, you can wheel that med cart right on down here! We were happy to keep Ovietor company, she needed us last night. Hubby was feeling a little left out, I think, but he is never ignored usually, he understood. I'm in good graces. Haven't heard from Reggie this morning, I hope she didn't trip over her empties!
Wendy

:eek: Hello ladies, I leave for a few days and I miss the party, I guess I need a minute to catch up, Bloody Mary anyone:D

:eek: Hello ladies, I leave for a few days and I miss the party, I guess I need a minute to catch up, Bloody Mary anyone:D

You're so smart. Switch to V-8 instead of straight tomato juice and you could have your daily supply of veggies.

I prefer Gin and tonic. Not so sweet so it has to be low cal.

MyBoysMom, I can't believe you posted Bloody Mary Anyone, I was right now going to PM Reggie and say just that, and by that, I mean just THAT! She's probably way ahead of us on that one. If I didn't have to drag my carcass to the store..........So funny we had the same thought in mind. Wendy

I'm here, I made it through alright...as a matter of fact I'm sipping on a V8 right now! Lol Myboysmom! But no alcohol, I'll stick to the virgin drinks for awhile, and if I see a Bud light any time soon, I'll puke! Lol...Somebody go get Bless, she's still over there munching on the left overs! heeheehee Mary, please pass the aspirin...:)

(Super Sized Hand appears from under the table with Tray filled with with all essentials needed for Prime top of the line Beverages of your dreams - Hand also whips out a super deluxe crumb collector and wisks them all into a Crumb Bag. Hand quiclky vanishes out of sight)

Lol Bless, I'll take another V8 (straight up please) and one of D'gals juicy stuffed burgers! Yummie!!!

Maybe she had a brain freeze from that blizzard!

See what happens when you think you have found good friends and then you find out ( the next morning) that they were talking about you behind your back. :D :D :D Yes I did fall asleep on my computer or was I passed out. :D Wendy was making those drinks last night. It's her fault we are all having hangovers today.

Bless, I'm sorry you are having to trip and fall over all that mess these ladies left behind. I told them to clean up behind themselves but it sounds like they too had to many drinks.

By the way, I'm having a crappy day and I think I might even have another blizzard tonight. hee hee hee. and maybe a few drinks.

(Super Sized Hand holding sign pops up)

|Oh no problem whatsoever! It improved my combat techniques big time. I would ask ok Beg each and everyone of you to Pleeeeease continue with the eating and drinking party. Really.....Please|

Fully stocked Bar-b-que grill appears
Long buffet filled with food appears
Dessert trays floating down the isles
Custom made Blizzard Counter appears
Bartenders line up ready to serve
All scales and weigh in areas disapear


Spots MDF in the vacinity. Ruh oh!
tum de tum :dance: de tum de tum

Well Bless, looks like all my partners in crime have left the scene. :) I'm sure their heads are still spinning from last night. And you know Oprah is on. lol
I see the visual of all that food Bless....yummy

Ok lets tackle it together. hehe! Ready? 1 and a 2 and 3!
I'll get back on a diet right afterwards...me swear!

One partner in crime checking in. We did have a good laugh at your expense after you "clicked off" last night. Soooo funny. I'm just so glad that we were all hanging with Ovietor, she needed that, I had a great time. I know the rest of you did too!
Wendy

Sorry about that, I'm back. A friend needed me. :) So, how's everyone today? I am hoping that tomorrow at work is better because today I wanted to scream! :angry: :angry: :angry:
I am a sub in the cafeteria until something different comes my way. Started Monday and I have stepped into a mess. If it doesn't get better, I'm going to start a food fight on friday...hee hee hee....:D I hope none of the ladies I work with are on here because I do need this job but anyway....
I'm glad Mary is forgiving. :D :D :D What a good friend.

Yes! I missed out on the fun! I hope I don't miss the next one. woohoo!
Did somebody mention Cafeteria? Omg I'm soooo doomed. giggle.

Ok lets tackle it together. hehe! Ready? 1 and a 2 and 3!
I'll get back on a diet right afterwards...me swear!

Yes looking at food all day and then come on here and talk about it all night, help a sister out here....
And where did Wendy go, here one minute and gone the next. You have to watch her. She was the one behind the bar last night. :)

too funny...I'm stuffed. And to think I need to get off my buddy and fix dinner for my family. I wish they could of joined us so I wouldn't have to cook.:D

Ok, I'm going to have to go for now and make the family happy. Hubby was feel neglected last night, poor baby...:)

Check back later..

I thought I had heard my'n come in yesterday at some point. laughing! OH that was soo bad! I'm going to follow suit and go make a decent meal today. Wonder how they like.... cheetos and ketchup on the side?

I'll check back and tell you what I think I might make. Maybe somebody can tell me if it's a No No before it's too late. If I don't return, it's because I locked myself inside the fridge and won't come out :)

I thought I had heard my'n come in yesterday at some point. laughing! OH that was soo bad! I'm going to follow suit and go make a decent meal today. Wonder how they like.... cheetos and ketchup on the side?

I'll check back and tell you what I think I might make. Maybe somebody can tell me if it's a No No before it's too late.

Hubby just walked in wanting to know where's dinner and was I talking to my friends on PTO AGAIN....They can be a pain in the.....(hubbies) Let me get so I can stay out of divorce court for today anyway. :D lol Later

hehehe! We are sooo busted sometimes huh! I wandered back into the computer AGAIN. ha! I'm heading out again.

(Super Sized Hand holding sign pops up)

|Oh no problem whatsoever! It improved my combat techniques big time. I would ask ok Beg each and everyone of you to Pleeeeease continue with the eating and drinking party. Really.....Please|

Fully stocked Bar-b-que grill appears
Long buffet filled with food appears
Dessert trays floating down the isles
Custom made Blizzard Counter appears
Bartenders line up ready to serve
All scales and weigh in areas disapear


Spots MDF in the vacinity. Ruh oh!
tum de tum :dance: de tum de tum

Hi Girlfriends!!!
Whose hand is that reaching from UNDER the table?? Oh, Bless'um! You could use a manicure, hon!!! That's what we need in here!

I have decided on a NEW & IMPROVED mission!!!!

I'm building a sanctuary in here!!! Yup, tear out this wall, put in a Bose music system with high definition tv - nice big one - with satellite dish so we can get 482 stations - and over here in my corner will be a chaise lounge all big and cushy! - the kind you sit in and melt into - and in that corner over there----> that's where the manicurist and pedicurist will have their station and the will work for us for free! ---> and the masseuse, well his name is Lars and is Swedish with soft hands and brings his own oils ----and in this area right here ---> <--- will be where Bless'um's bar will sit along with Wendy's margarita machine and D'girl's grill for those yummy burgers! Yup it will be the talk of the forum! Our own Chatterbox Sanctuary where we party hearty and what was that?.... Who is that whispering about our chef? Is that Mom? Oh yes, he's paid for, too. This is all high class! No expense is spared. And the hubbies? Oh, Wendy, of course, they can visit at any time they wish! Afterall, we're not snobs or man-haters! We're just needing a place to let it all sag...errr...hang...umm....no....be free!!!

We need us a chat room!!! Where we're all in the same place at the same time! That would eliminate 300 posts in 12 minutes! LOL

:::Looking around:::: Where can we find a chat room? :idea: :hmm: :faint: Zzzzzz!

Partners in crime ya'll??? Lol, warped mind here, thinking we may need to re-think that one, heeheehee! Well I was a good girl and was already cooking when hubby came home...not so healthy here. Chicken fried steak, mashed taters, and brussels sprouts. Oh, and of course, sweet tea! Reggie rolls along...(again)...
p.s. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down! :)

Mary, don't forget that eyebrow of mine I finally plucked last week, oh and the legs! We must have someone to pluck and wax too! What hotties we will be!!!!

Ok thats it. I'm moving out of my flat (no not a flat stomach) and into this Forum.

I'm back for now anyway. I didn't see a place to put my homemade Blizzards. :( And Reggie do you have to rub it in that you had dinner on the table for hubby! lol please. Mine ended up eating our daughter's plate from last night. So I guess after all, we did have a plate of leftovers from last night. hee hee hee.
Ok I'm ready for some relaxation. huh......

Hey Bless, if we put your flat and my loft together, we'd have a pretty kewl house! Lol

I'm back for now anyway. I didn't see a place to put my homemade Blizzards. :( And Reggie do you have to rub it in that you had dinner on the table for hubby! lol please. Mine ended up eating our daughter's plate from last night. So I guess after all, we did have a plate of leftovers from last night. hee hee hee.
Ok I'm ready for some relaxation. huh...... hahaha, not on the table, still cooking on the stove. It was exhausting by the time it was all over and cleaned up...I sure wish I could have one of those Blizzards!

Would you like M&M, Snickers or OREO? I whip out the calories. How about some homemade cookies to go with that- oatmeal or chocolate chip?

Well since I'm not drinking tonight, lol, I'll make mine M&M AND Snickers, with chocolate chips!!!!

Are you ready for a sugar rush! CHOCLATE Lover I see...lol Dang, I can't spell and I haven't had a drink yet. Where's our driver for the night? :)

Er, uh, I need the energy? (shamefully busted, again).

:fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: Reggie after one blizzard and 2 cookies......:fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb:

The one who volunteered to be the designated driver seems to go AWOL when needed.
Mom, have any more blizzards?

Ah, how I love the single life, you ladies are all at the stove cooking for hubby, just when its time to play, I feel like a kid sitting on her girlfriends porch waiting for her to finish the chores, COME OUT TO PLAY GIRLS

:fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: Reggie after one blizzard and 2 cookies......:fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb: :fb:I'm the chunky one on the end....:eek:

MDF!

If you see this. I got your PM, but it won't let me send you a reply. Something about your pm's being shut off? Not sure. I'll keep trying.

Back the regular scheduled Barrel of Monkey fun!

Ah, how I love the single life, you ladies are all at the stove cooking for hubby, just when its time to play, I feel like a kid sitting on her girlfriends porch waiting for her to finish the chores, COME OUT TO PLAY GIRLSOk, miss latch key one, rub it in! LOL We're just trying to make up for last night, hahaha! Mine had to pick up Mickey D's or starve....yea, I know, think these guys would cook for themselves? AHAHA, ROTF!!!!

Ah, how I love the single life, you ladies are all at the stove cooking for hubby, just when its time to play, I feel like a kid sitting on her girlfriends porch waiting for her to finish the chores, COME OUT TO PLAY GIRLS

So true. My husband is up stairs and I have 2 windows open on computer so when he comes down I can minimize this room and max the Career Builder site-looking for a new job! :D :D :D hee hee hee I'm so good until I get caught...

Which flavor do you want O? Welcome back

Reggie! Sounds like a beautiful layout (no not crunches). Heading on over! Wait, can we break the lease here? Oh heck, 2 places. Now we're talking royalty. Yes siree!

Hey, what's up with these party people? Where did everybody go? Did they leave snacks?

One of each would be nice. I went all out and ordered pizza. A few blizzards for desert would go nicely.

Looks like our friends are going to come and go. I don't see any food and all the bottles are empty. :( :( We don't have a driver tonight either. :(
(Ok, we have pizza now! yeah!) I got the blizzards!

I still have liquor, if you would like a drink, and I'll be your driver since I'm sticking to sweet tea tonight...trying to finish off the Xmas candy while typing, hahaha! Guiness, Captain Morgan, Drambuei, or JD? Or the Bud light, which makes you feel like crud the next day!

Anybody like KFC? I can get a bucket. Original or crispy? Thanks Reggie. Here are my keys. I'll take a double..lol I thought you threw out the Xmas candy!!

Crispy, spicy, yes Please!

That's how I cheated on dinner, I baked the chicken, then went to get the sides from KFC, but then at my house, no one to feed but me and my 25 year old daughter, she is in an out all the time (Oh, to be young again)

Do you see O and Bless? Hello ladies are you out there? And where is Wendy tonight?

Threw it out? Not me, that was Mary... I knew better! Didn't want to look strange to the neighbors rummaging through the garbage! LOL

Another Confession,

I never made it to the kitchen to make a decent meal. I get so sidetracked sooo easily. Plus I swear PTO installed a magnet with a bunji cord or something from me to the puter. Gonna go again. For sures for sures. Everybody be silent till I walk out of the room? Pleaase! laugh!

I'm still here. Dealing with baby and trying to do this. Seems I lagging behind a bit. Waiting for the sugar to kick in.

?What time is it in Cali?
O, I bet she is just beautiful!

Sorry about that.
Don't talk about rummaging through the trash, today I saw so much food go to the can it made me sick. Believe me I thought about sneaking out tonight but I didn't want to be on the news- cafeteria lady found in school dumpster last night...lol

Of course she is beautiful. She totally wears me out though. Right now I'm thinking that somehow she got the sugar from my blizzards.

How old is your daughter O? Bedtime in a couple of hours? It's dinnertime for her. Reggie it's 5pm in Cali...

"Don't talk about rummaging through the trash, today I saw so much food go to the can it made me sick. Believe me I thought about sneaking out tonight but I didn't want to be on the news- cafeteria lady found in school dumpster last night"...lol


What a sight that would be! Reminds me though when I worked at WalMart, they would throw soooo much away. Socks, underwear, clothes, petfood, deli, bakery, all of it. You name it. I got put on the snub list for telling management they should be donating that stuff. I finally quit after 4+ years, got so sick of that place.

Mom-she is 3 and she is my granddaughter. That's a whole other story. I have her at least 90% of the time.

Reggie we waste so much in our own country! EKKKKK

O, I remember reading about your granddaughter now that you mention it on one of your posts. You are a very special mom to be there for your son.
Ok I read that Wendy is the specialist in music....Let's get this party started! Wendy we need some music! lol

Wendy went MIA, probably down at the pub without us...

Drinking Margarita's I'm sure. I am going to have to step out for a while. My son needs the computer to do his homework. Don't party to much while I'm gone. :)

Sorry, on the phone. I need to log off too, need to write my son. I wish I could talk to him at least, it's so hard not getting visits or phone calls. Ugh, sorry, there will be no pity party here! Be back soon, ya'll behave now!

I think I spotted her round the corner! What's that in her hand! KFC!!! Charge!

Speaking of Food againnnnn. Do you think our Diet Leader will be proud that I put Talapia Fish on for dinner? Not even fried! mygolly! Baking it. And some White Rice?

MDF Is having a problem logging onto PTO right now. She sends this message and for I am her devoted messenger: Now if we don't go have some fun, you know MDF is going to spank us when she gets back :)

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Message to MOMS of PTO.... :::doing Morse code::::long:::short/short:::long:::long

Come one, come all to www.pogo.com (http://www.pogo.com/) and let's go to a private (and presently empty) chat/game room. It's a bowling alley! Yup, we can bowl for free and fun. And the best part is we can all chat at once!

Check it out. I think you'll first have to register, but it's free and I promise, it's a safe site!
I'll be waiting to see if any of you come and we can have some fun.

Love,
Mary
LucyMonroe in Pogo Bowl > Topics > Temporary Members Room 090 (http://game3.pogo.com/room/game/frameset.jsp?scrn=LucyMonroe&site=pogop&rkey=bowling-plbowlingsf612&anam=Temporary+Members+Room+090&install=true&rspt=12695&ahst=game3.pogo.com&vmtype=sun&rhst=www.pogo.com&vmver=1.6.0_03&game=bowling)

Bless, what are the rules on bouncing in that chat room:D

Bless, what are the rules on bouncing in that chat room:D

hahaha! too funny!

Oh I dunno, I tried to get there to her, but my puter just won't load the screens fast enough. She's over there allllll alone. Oh my! I hope she can get back onto PTO soon again?

Talapia Fish...question. does it smell fishy or have a wierd texture? Don't laugh, I try to do seafood, but the smell and texture, eeewww! If this doesn't smell bad, I may be able to do it, and finally lose weight!
I tried the pogo thing, didn't work for me either. :(

Talapia! Oh I'm not really sure, I basically just destroyed it now. I baked it and it's a bit kinda like...Fish Jerky now. haha! I've fried it before and it's very tasty. Not too fishy. I know what you mean. I'm going to drown it in lemon juice or something. It won't be recognizable by the time I'm done with it. Poor Fishy.

If anybody is here when I get back. Have to run for a bit. I'll be back though.
It's 8:10 pm PST.

LOL, I can do jerky! Well I took a double-dose of Lunesta, so off to sleep I go... I hope. G'night ya'll. Thank you all for getting me through another day.

Hey ladies, I'm back with the chicken. Stopped by the bowling alley and didn't see any of you there. That site could be another addiction. Help me...

Bless, I tried to find you guys, no luck...

I know TBmom, went looking for you all, next thing I know I'm bowling a few frames and chatting with strangers, almost felt I was cheating on you gals:p

I was there. I didn't see you. I was guest 3. How about you?

my dumb self signed in as myboysmom, what must they have thought in the room

Ruh oh! I'mma thinking I was in the wrong area completely now. What a day I'm having. Maybe we can try again another time? I still have yahoo messenger. 3 of us are on there, but haven't met up for a chat yet. We'll keep trying. Let us out Let us out! there must be a way?

OH you got in a chatroom there? I'll go back. Are you still at Pogo.com? How do I get into a chat room?

You ladies know that the chat room is open on this site, I was just there, it was empty

Slaps own head! couldahaddav8! Meet you there

Well ladies, I don't know where you are but I need to get to bed. Thanks for the sending me to the bowling alley and leaving me there alone. lol. Have a good night.

Thanks for the sending me to the bowling alley and leaving me there alone.

Yeah, and when I came looking for you somebody threw a bowling ball at us.

my dumb self signed in as myboysmom, what must they have thought in the room hahaha:D Too funny!

ok here it is .... Hard-Chargin' Blue Cheese Stampede

2lbs grnd beef 1/4 cup chpd onion
3 tbs tabaso 2 tbs honey
1 tbs garlic salt 1tsp crush red pepr flakes
1 tsp blck pepr
6 oz blue cheese, cut into 6 pieces.
6 hamb buns, toasted
roasted red peprs from jar
6 prtabella mushrms, grilled.

preht grill to med high heat. combine grnd beef, onion tabasco suce, honey, garlic salt, red pepr flks ad pepper in lg bowl. mix well. divide into 7 portions, form into patties around pieces of blue cheese. grlll 8 - 10 min or til done. place burgr on bun and top w/ roastd red peprs and portabella mushrooms. make 6 servins.
of course if you want you can sans the buns.

Talapia Fish...question. does it smell fishy or have a wierd texture? Don't laugh, I try to do seafood, but the smell and texture, eeewww! If this doesn't smell bad, I may be able to do it, and finally lose weight!
I tried the pogo thing, didn't work for me either. :(

Reggie, I have to say I've purchased Tilapia Fish and I personally don't like it but then I'm with you. Fish is supposed to be healthy and I will buy it trying to like it. Cod I can do because it's thick, mild and firm and I got something from Fl once called Scamp and it was the same thing-thick, firm and mild. I think I'm ok with Haddock as well, but can't remember until I see the package. Tilapia to me has a funny taste, and most fish complicates things by smelling funky as well. I'm also thinking frying it may kill the health benefits, but thats about the only way I can eat it. Get something with thin bones in it, thin cut with black skin still attached and a smell to it and my cat is going to dine in style.

Get something with thin bones in it, thin cut with black skin still attached and a smell to it and my cat is going to dine in style.

heheh! Have you tried this recipe? It's really easy.

Talapia Jerky

Place Talapia in Baking Pan.
Spice it up to kill the taste.
Place in 350 degree oven
Log onto PTO
Come back 4.5 hours later to check on Tender Talapia

extra tools needed - Jack Hammer

heheh! Have you tried this recipe? It's really easy.

Talapia Jerky

Place Talapia in Baking Pan.
Spice it up to kill the taste.
Place in 350 degree oven
Log onto PTO
Come back 4.5 hours later to check on Tender Talapia

extra tools needed - Jack Hammer

Sounds like an Emeril to me. My dogs would love that one except Big Girl has a sensitive tummy and I have to watch the spices. Sh$t for Brains loves to chew infact the chewer the better for him. He loves exotic food.

heheh! Exotic!

Yes! Exotic Talapia Jerky Doggy Chews for the very insenstive stomachs.
I have a whole tray of them, I'll toss them over your fence :)

I scrubbed floors today. Does this count as excersise? I must have burned at least 3 calories. I hope! I'm out of floors to scrub this year.

Reggie, I have to say I've purchased Tilapia Fish and I personally don't like it but then I'm with you. Fish is supposed to be healthy and I will buy it trying to like it. Cod I can do because it's thick, mild and firm and I got something from Fl once called Scamp and it was the same thing-thick, firm and mild. I think I'm ok with Haddock as well, but can't remember until I see the package. Tilapia to me has a funny taste, and most fish complicates things by smelling funky as well. I'm also thinking frying it may kill the health benefits, but thats about the only way I can eat it.Thanks for that info! :)


Get something with thin bones in it, thin cut with black skin still attached and a smell to it and my cat is going to dine in style.
ROTF I'm with you, I think I'll stick to pork and chicken! :p
Dutch that burger recipe is on my list! :drool: Diet shmiet!

I scrubbed floors today. Does this count as excersise? I must have burned at least 3 calories. I hope! I'm out of floors to scrub this year. Your welcome to come scrub mine! :D Your not kidding though, I cleaned my shower and I know I had to burn something, it was a workout! :p

I bought fish and salad stuff to have for dinner. But after reading all the wonderful fish stories I couldn't bring myself to cook it. Had sorta nachos instead. Does the thought count?

Good evening ladies! Just wanted to drop in and say hello. I was good tonight and had an omelet. No blizzards tonight. :D

Hubby can fry some good fish. He buys Whiting from Walmart. It's in the frozen food. Box is like $12. He has only fried it and I'm not a fish eater and it's good. He has never baked it though.
So where is everyone tonight? I have been bowling every day now. I'm addicted!

I have had baked Whiting before. It was pretty good.
Remember reading something about people getting left at the bowling alley and balls being thrown or something along those lines. Where do you go to bowl?

My puter just flipped out. Just started going from forum to forum all by itself. I think it's possessed.

So what happened everyone? Have I been abandoned for the bowling alley? :cry: Well I hope ya'll have a d. driver while hanging around the bar I know they have there! :beer: I will still be here holding down the fort when ya'll return, but I won't be frying any fish! I may head over to O's place for some nacho's and than on to Wendy's for those Margaritas she still owes me. :wave:

Has anyone heard from Wendy? Didn't see her at the bowling alley last night. :) Hope everyone is doing ok. It looks to be a beautiful day here so I'm going to check out of here and enjoy the day with the family. Everyone have a blessed day.

By the way I missed you Reggie last night. :)

I'm here TBmom, just been a bit down with what's happening at my boy's prison. A lot of unrest, due to integrating, I've been on riot watch for the past few days and staying close to the other forums that have more info. on that. Getting and answering a lot of PM's from ladies after getting calls from their guys. We are keeping one another posted constantly and it seems to take up a lot of time. Thanks for the concern, have a lovely day with the family. The weather is beautiful here too, I just can't seem to be able to cut the umbilical chord between me this machine and my son's prison. I'd like to promise to be at the bowling alley tonight, but I haven't gotten a lot of sleep and don't know if the ol' bod will agree with me!
Wendy

I seem to not be able to get out of late. The dogs and I usually are at the beach this morning, I can hear the tide today with quite a storm brewing. The beaches are different here in Washington, you can drive (different kind of sand too) on the beach as long as you are back from the clam beds and stay out of the snowy plover(sp) nesting areas....so it is easy to head to Beard's Hollow with the dogs. We fish for perch there in the surf. We also fish for salmon on the ocean out from the Columbia River about ten miles. Wish we could all get together for a salmon barbeque.

Don't forget the fresh clam chowder....

I make a mean clam and cheese chowder, but haven't for years. Hubby is not a clam or oyster lover, so I just don't make it anymore. It all sounds so good to me, so does your beach!
Wendy

That beach sure sounds like a good place to be right now! It's pouring down rain here, and dark like night. Kind of fits my mood about now, sigh. Well I'd love to come fish, enjoy it alot, just don't like to eat it!
Wendy, hope all is well. Saying prayers for your son.

We are having a break between storms, as our beach is very dark quite often here. The reason it is so green, we have everygreen trees by our ocean. I used to hate how it rained here, so moved to E. WA where it had four seasons with beautiful sunny springs, hot summers, snowy (yet often sunny) winters. I've learned to love our ocean again (like the ocean in Fl and MX more) but this is where my mom is in a home with dimentia and alzheimers so I can take her driving on the beach. Thank God she never had to know what has become of her grandson.

Wendy, I've never had cheese and clam chowder, I know I would love that.

Momof, it sure sounds beautiful. I'm so sorry about your mother, she is Blessed to have you there to take her on those drives. God Bless her.
Well we are not eating so healthy here, hubby is in the kitchen making his famouse mess, er, I mean biscuits. Planned on going to the store but not in this storm, so it's going to have to be sausage links and mac-n-cheese. Is it 5:00 anywhere, somewhere? LOL
Off to go do some laundry and cleaning...How exciting.

More exercise reg? It's sunny and in the 80's here right now but I hear you are sending that storm down here tomorrow. Thanks a lot.
Guess I'm gonna have to cook that fish tonight. Trying to figure out what to smother it with. Saw a recipe somewhere using salsa and cheese. Think I'll hunt it down and see if I have what is needed. Figure it's worth a try.

More exercise reg? It's sunny and in the 80's here right now but I hear you are sending that storm down here tomorrow. Thanks a lot.
Guess I'm gonna have to cook that fish tonight. Trying to figure out what to smother it with. Saw a recipe somewhere using salsa and cheese. Think I'll hunt it down and see if I have what is needed. Figure it's worth a try.

Salsa hides a lot of bad food, adds great taste to bland food, and if you can't do anything else with it add a good healthy shake of cayenne pepper. It makes everything except cottage cheese edible.

On that rain thing, thank God it's missed us. We've had enough problems with floods in the state. We need a good break to dry out before anything else comes this way. Right now most has been to the north, but whats north can head south.

Thanks tigrldy. Found the recipe but since it ended up just being me and the baby for dinner we went to McDonalds. Can anyone tell I'm not looking forward to the fish?
And by the way, I skipped the sweet tea and went for iced coffee. Added the fake sugar to it. Since this is supposed to be the diet thread I felt I needed to be a teeny tiny bit good.

Can't say I blame you about the fish :yuck: I barely do tunafish and than I add so much mayo, onions, and other stuff it's hardly healthy anymore, :blush: LOL. Speaking of spicy, have ya'll ever had that Kickin Chicken sandwich from Burger King? :faint: I love hot-n-spicy but dang, I could barely hang!

Haven't tried that yet. Burger King tomorrow instead of fish?

make sure you get an extra large drink to go with it! haha, here we go super sizing this thread again!

Oops. I'll get a diet drink.

Well you may also need one of those pies, or a shake, you know, to calm down the fire in your mouth, LOL.

I love hot and spicy food (except anything with Texas Pete on it). I ate at a Thai restauant and they added heat to your taste on a scale to 10 with 10 being the spiciest. I tried 7 1st as I always head Thai food was hot. Next time I went I was straight for the gusto - 10. Yum.

Reggie, any such thing as a diet shake?
I love hot and spicy stuff, it just doesn't like me. A 10 would have me out of commission for days.

I was thinking the same thing, a 10? Wowza! :eek: I love hot and spicy though, I think a 10 of Thai would put me straight in the ER room! I take acifex for heartburn and acid reflux, don't see any effects on my a** though, :haha: ok, so that was cheesy. Blame those Michilatas I had earlier, heehee.
O, I think if the shake is made with 2% milk, it is considered "lowfat", LOL.

Well gotta do the fish tonight. Have it marinating in salsa right now. I'll see what happens.
Maybe I'll log on to PTO while it's cooking and make some more doggy treats to add to the ones Bless made. lol

It's too late for fish for me, shamefully admitting the stuffing of my face today. Breakfast: Mickey D's. Lunch: left over fried chicken. Snack: a sweet roll. :eek: Don't even wanna know the fat and calorie count! :faint: Hey, I'm PMS'ing and there's no stopping me durring this time! :sleepy: I only wake up to eat again! :help: ME!!!

Ummm. Breakfast was one of the healthy choices(whatever that may be at Mickey D's), skinless chicken fried in peanut oil and the sweet roll was one of the diabetic kind. No sugar. Well I tried. lol
I'll send you some fish. (BIG SMILE SMILEY FACE)

LOL, O, too late, I had frito pie! Read somewhere carbs are good for depression, heeheehee. Say where is our lovely Mary who started this diet anyway? Mary! YooHoo! See what happens when you diet? You disappear! (cheezy grin) :)

Reg, I had a left over baked potato with chili on it for breakfast and waiting for those carbs to kick in! I might have to break down and have a toddy this evening just to break the pressure!

I found this really neat trick on another forum. I happen to like many versions of dried beans, but even though they aren't quite as good I now buy the canned versions of chick peas, pinto beans etc (to many left overs othewise). Anyway drain and dry off a can of chick peas, place them in a baking dish, drizzle with olive oil-wonderful flavor- and I season with garlic powder, Mrs Dash or some other interesting flavoring. Bake until they take on a little firmness. I find I like these as snacks better than some of the chips and things because they fill me up, it's healthier and I'm getting fiber.

this is making me use up calories just giggling at the posts here.

Did I ever tell you what happened to the Fish Jerky I made?

Surely a stray cat would spot it and snatch it up. I tossed a piece down over the balcony into the grass. It sat there, and sat there, and sat there, sure enough it's still there.

Did I ever tell you what happened to the Fish Jerky I made?

Surely a stray cat would spot it and snatch it up. I tossed a piece down over the balcony into the grass. It sat there, and sat there, and sat there, sure enough it's still there.

It's really scarry when even strays won't eat it.

:eek: ...:haha: :haha: :haha: ...:hmm: ...:faint: !!!!
Oh Bless, that's some kinda jerky! :D

Remember how I sent those leftover cookies and fudge up to Mars?? Well, now I've really slipped over the edge and signed up for Weight Watchers online. I don't like joining things, but thought a financial comittment might help me stay the course. Which is better than a mental comittment for sending up so many rockets to Mars in disgust with myself!

Nathan called last evening. We had such a nice conversation that when the 15 minutes was up, I felt a bit cheated. He called back after he worked out on the weights. He's determined to get his body in shape while he's incarcerated. Well, that just made me wonder how he's going to like coming home to a mom who waddles and clucks from old joints? So, that's why the WW.

Anyone else on a mission? Care to share?
:dance: <--- my idea of exercise!
Mary
OK, I just joined and this is my first reply. This is so cool, that there are others out there like me. I can so relate to the WW thing. I was on before but stopped going. I have always been overweight. When my son went inside last April, a few months later, he wrote me a letter. It made me cry, he said how much him and his sister loved me, and they had the best but took me for granted. He said now that they are grown they want to enjoy me for the person I am. He told me he would do it for me but couldn't. He told me he wanted me around a long time so when he succeeds I can be there and be healthy enough to enjoy life. He said if he can change his life, I can change mine.
How could I not respond to that, so I joined WW again in August and it has been slow, but I am changing my habits for life. I have lost 24 pounds, it took five month but thats OK. the slower the better and the more it becomes a habit. My daughter and son obviously were talking. I am so glad. So my son is my motivation to make me better. I copied his letter and keep it in my purse along with my WW stuff. He is with me always. Good for you, you can do it.

OMG! We have somebody here who is actually ON a Diet and it's working!

Welcome and Congratulations on your success. It's fabulous how your boy was able to inspire you that way.

This seems to be the endless Diet plan thread. Many pages ago, We lost our founder, MDF. She started this and we think maybe she got on a tread mill and was caterpault somewhere. Maybe head first into a Huge Pinapple Upside down cake. We only hope she brings back lots of MOM-bags for us.

Hey girls, its been awhile, still trying to work with this cold I have caught. Did anyone watch The Biggest Loser last night, well I did, as I ate my Brooklyn Style pizza, sometimes I hate myself, what was I thinking?:eek:
I am going to start being good. I have been using my broken ankle as an excuse, its healing nice and its time to at least start on the upper part of my body.......

Good to have you back! We thought maybe somebody took your leg off and threw it thru the computer monitor or something! laugh

Bless that was too funny! (MDF and pineapple cakes)haha!
Tirgldy that sounds like a great snack idea, I'll have to try that! (the beans, not the pizza, though than again, hmmm)
Did ya'll here about the cloning of cows being approved for food and milk? :eek: I'm thinking going Vegan may not be such a bad idea after all.
Steven'smom, welcome to the parents forum, though I am sorry to hear your son is in. That is good news about the weight loss, congratulations! Maybe you will be our inspirational motivator, we could use a leader who is actually sticking to their plan, LOL. Some of us are not doing so well. :o
Myboysmom, I missed it last night (B.L.) and it's a good thing, because all I do is eat through that entire show wishing I could get motivated like those guys do! I just finished a workout and may not recover!

Did ya'll here about the cloning of cows being approved for food and milk? :eek: I'm thinking going Vegan may not be such a bad idea after all.


Holy Cow! You're kidding? I would be ok with that for the Milk. They say our bodies aren't even set up to digest meat? But it's forced to? Something like that.

Reggie, I say we go on a Pinapple Upside Down cake hunt immediately. I'm starving!

Sounds good to me, I love pineapple upside down cake! Well off to make dinner, hubby will be home soon! LOL, still trying to behave these days! :)

I haven't had any Pinnapple Upside Down cake for yearrrrs. yummers!

I need a whole new method. I thought I'd try something almost impossible to ruin last night. Fish Sticks. I burned them. I spent all day today snacking on the simulated wood.

I'm gonna follow you Reggie and go do another attempt on an eatable dinner for tonight. Good news though! No more fish in the freezer to destroy.

My mom makes it when ever I am home, it's yummie!!!! Well nothing fancy here for dinner, we had a big lunch so we just had grilled cheese and soup. Easy! :)

Thanks for the welcome. I have such a busy schedule (I'm at work right now, don't tell!) I will try and check in at least once a day, we'll see. I love the chick pea idea. I am having a hard time getting back on after the holiday, it was a little rough. I didn't gain anything but I haven't lost anything in 6 weeks. But I am trying to get back on track this week. The ww meetings help and tracking what I eat. It's the only way I can do it. Everytime I want to put something in my mouth I shouldn't or a choice of food I trya nd think "where do I want to be in 8 months when my son comes home".
Actually, sicne food is so comforting to me in stressful times it is amazing I have lost any weight at all. Last fall was hard, my son's case was in the newspaper and not so great info came out and he went in the whole for fighting (or defending himself against others who have nothing better to do with their time) and after that had to be moved several times. He is a good kid and has a kind heart so gratefully some others saw that in him and helped out. He seems to be doing OK now. The system just sucks. I know more now about prison than I every thought I would or wanted to. OK, sorry.........rambling. Ladies.....be the best you can be! Remember, very time you try and fail, it's one more obsticle removed from your path to success. If I can do it anyone can, trust me. I have failed so many times, this has to be the end of my path to success. See ya!

Good for you Steven's Mom. Hang in there and I'll be rooting for you.

BTW, I finally cooked the fish the other night with salsa, cheese and tostitos on top. Don't know how healthy it was after adding all that stuff but couldn't taste the fish.:D

Reggie, Major Yum! Salsa has tomatoes, Cheese Dairy, Not sure what tostitos are but I'm sure they're tops in nutrients. hehe!

Stevens Mom, Hang in there! You'll be in a bikini in not time. hehe!
Hey I wonder, one of my friends was on WW and she had this neato little beaded bracelet to count calories for the day. Do they still have that? I do remember her drinking down several martini's rather than food and counting beads off. giggle.

Bless, that was Ovietor with the salsa and fish, I think she coppied your recipe. :D Me, I would have dissed the fish and made nachos! :p


Hey I wonder, one of my friends was on WW and she had this neato little beaded bracelet to count calories for the day. Do they still have that? I do remember her drinking down several martini's rather than food and counting beads off. giggle.

Is this one of those "I have a friend" trick? LOL, joking!
Steven'smom, thanks for the words of encouragement. :thumbsup: It sure is harder to do this losing weight thing than it was 20 years ago! LOL

Bless 'um, are you still in touch with your friend on the Martini diet. That's the one I want to go on. Did she have an olive in there to count as a vegetable or fruit?!

uhmmm, yummie! They have those apple martini's that I'm sure would qualify as a fruit snack! :)

Reg, forget being hungry, aaaaahm a gittin thirsty!

Did someone say apple martini, I'm in.:D

Oh! Mybad! Appoligies to Ovieter and to Reggie!

For this I will make everybody Green Apple Martini's. Heading to the laboratory. muhaa!
Here you go! 10 gallons! wooo!

:drool: WOW! 10 gallons of green apple martini's! I was going to head over to Ovietor's since she sets her clocks ahead to read 5:00, but I'll be staying here! Just as soon as I do my lil ol' work out...and I do mean little! :D

Ok, I am really getting worried about MDF now, last I heard she was building this great room and hiring a massage guy named Lars. I think she ran off with him, may have to call in Jancy's son (the police officer) to put out an APB!

OK Reggie, are there any martini's left or do we have to get Bless to make some more? 10 gallons. Might not be hearing from you anymore today.

MDF isn't sharing!(stomp foot) I'm telling.

I couldn't wait, I'm having a voddy and a bit o juice.

heehee, drambuei and coke here.... basically I worked out for nothing! ???? RuhRoh, maybe this needs a tad bit more coke, LOL.

Guess I'm still workin on the chocolate since the martini's seem to be missing.:(

We gotta find us some new bartenders around here! Here, you can have a shot of my Drambuei!

Thanks. Yes, I think we do need some new bartenders. They seem to promise drinks and then disappear.

And snacks! They take off with all the good stuff...

I've noticed that. Seems I remember something about mysterious hands popping out to clean up the crumbs. I think maybe they popped out and took the snacks, then came back to get rid of the evidence.

Took the bar too! Wendy has Toddy's but she's out cruisin the forums again. We need to get her a D-driver.

Hmm. Seems that they tend to disappear too. What's up with that?

Maybe I got cyber BO this time? Waddles off to refill my own drink, my own self...want another?

Sure. Waddling off to use the ladies room to make room for it.

Think Wendy had too many toddys and fell asleep at the puter.

Well, must put on the taxi hat. Will check back in a bit. Maybe some of those martini's or snacks will appear.

Well, done playing taxi and come back and everything and everyone is still missing. Good thing I stopped to get my own snacks and some Bud Light.

Wendy is right here, I did make dinner for the hubby and make another toddy, then had to answer emails to my son's new penpal. That's right, I got my baby a penpal. He's excited to hear from her, but she doesn't realize the prison mail system and thinks she should have heard back by now. She first mailed the 8th, yes of this month.

So how are mine fine ladies doing this PM?

So now I sit here and twiddle my thumbs, I get it, you're just paying me back! I'm on to you two!

Sorry Wendy. My puter showed you were still signed on and lost in space.
Have you gotten any letters from your son since the problems at the prison started? Good for you getting him a pen pal. I'm sure he appreciates it. I'll have to remember all these things when we get to that point.

I have graduated from chocolate shots to Bud Light.

I'm still on the voddy and sad juice. Unfortunately it's my last one, once again, I'm unprepared. I say it's my last only because the bottles empty, woo is me. Seems like a good night to have a couple no? OK, I've alrady had a couple. A couple more wouldn't have hurt. If we keep it up, I may have to go around the corner for a refill!

I would have preferred something other than Bud Light. Beer just hasn't tasted very good to me lately. No liquor store very close and convenience store is just up the road. Have plenty if you want one.

I want one! Got a half of one left, but it's been a few days on the wagon and I want one!

Passing Wendy some Bud Light. No guarantees. They tend to lose something when passed through cyberspace. lol

I hear you on the bud light, I've never been a beer drinker, but Reg and my hubby both like Michiladas. By the way I spell it correctly and she doesn't! Problem is my hubby rarely ever drinks. Not problem, me problem!

It's the other way around here. My hubby is an alcoholic. I don't usually drink much. Always have to drive and have the baby. But, I'm done playing taxi for tonight and baby is with other grandma tonight. AND it's my birthday so I'm gonna have a few.

O, Happy Birthday!!!!! Well you deserve a toddy or two. I don't drink much anymore either, like I said it's been a few days, but before that you never know how long it could have been. Seems lately I've been finding at least sleep after a drink or two, but I'm not doing it too often. The last night we sat up and I was drinking, I think it took me 3 days to get over it!

I know what you mean about cyber space. I can see your response first if I go to unread posts. Didn't work this time, but I read your response there about 5 minutes before on our forum. Hahhh!

I know what you mean. Part of why I'm drinking tonight. I want, I need to get a decent nights rest and this usually does the trick. May regret it in the morning but as I'm only taking things a minute at a time I can't think that far ahead. hehe

I just hit the refresh button every couple of minutes and that brings everything up to date.

A minute at a time is all you need to take right now, that and a deep breath. Once again Happy Birthday! I gotta ask you though, Bud Light?

What refresh button? Is it on the keyboard, if that's the case I'm shixx out of luck! I have a Spanish keyboard and don't have that anywhere I can find.

Yeah.:( Only had time to go to the convenience store. I think I'm gonna have to go to the liquor store tomorrow so I am prepared next time.:ha:

Refresh button on your browser. Mine is at the top. Has an arrow up and arrow down on it.

See, I'm answering you on the unread posts thread, it's here first. Getting back to the subject, I just asked hubby to go to the store for me! I've never done that before! He said "it's the middle of the week!" I told him it's your B'Day, and I'm staying on. Long story short, I'll have to make my own run around the corner, he's going to price vehicles while I'm gone, but I will be back!

It's past the middle of the week. More towards the end.:D I'll be here twiddling my thumbs and drinking alone.:eek:

Happy Birthday Ovietor! Somebody give you a nickyname for your Birthday!
Did I miss the cake?
Did I miss the Partee?

PS: MDF is Mia of all Mia's. She changed her profile and got locked out of PTO. She said for nobody to change your profiles. She misses everybody and we miss her.

Hey Bless. They have been calling me O. Works for me.
Still partying and I think that mysterious hand stole the cake.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...(real high note)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR
OVIETOR!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

I think that mysterious hand stole the cake.

laughing! I'm so pictureing that!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...(real high note)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR
OVIETOR!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

Oh great! all the Martini Glasses just shattered

So are there any drinks left? (oops. my post lags behind).

Yes! Gallons and Gallons. Drink right out of the containers. ha!

And here we thought she had run off with Lars.
Can she make up a new name and sign up again? Do the people who run this site know about this problem?

And here we thought she had run off with Lars.
Can she make up a new name and sign up again? Do the people who run this site know about this problem? Haha, Lars! Yes, what did she change?

The martini's appeared! Yeah!!:yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

Thanks for the birthday song Reggie. (ears still ringing)
Guess I'll have to take a whole container of martini's since the glasses are now broken. (such a tragedy)

ROTF! I'm drinking the hard stuff, agua. Wendy will really have my head if I mispelled that one, LOL. Hope I didn't! Spent the whole evening on the phone with my oldest son and his fiance, and never went back for that second drink. Now I can safely take my Lunesta, heehee. Guess I'll be the D-driver again.

Martinis appeared, right after I drive myself to the store to refill my cabinet. YEAH ladies!!!! Happy Birthday to O

What are Lar's? I suppose somebody can come up with a recipe for the glass shards? I'll eat it, I'm hungry again.

Oh MDF she changed her email addy. She said she hasn't gotten any response from PTO yet. eeks! Great idea O! Maybe she'll see your idea for a new profile. yoohoo! MDF! Waving!

What are Lar's? I suppose somebody can come up with a recipe for the glass shards? I'll eat it, I'm hungry again.

Oh MDF she changed her email addy. She said she hasn't gotten any response from PTO yet. eeks! Great idea O! Maybe she'll see your idea for a new profile. yoohoo! MDF! Waving! Ouchie, that's sad, we miss her so. :( Lars is the guy she was hiring for the massages in that great room she was in the middle of building... I'll try to find that post for you.

Hi Girlfriends!!!
Whose hand is that reaching from UNDER the table?? Oh, Bless'um! You could use a manicure, hon!!! That's what we need in here!

I have decided on a NEW & IMPROVED mission!!!!

I'm building a sanctuary in here!!! Yup, tear out this wall, put in a Bose music system with high definition tv - nice big one - with satellite dish so we can get 482 stations - and over here in my corner will be a chaise lounge all big and cushy! - the kind you sit in and melt into - and in that corner over there----> that's where the manicurist and pedicurist will have their station and the will work for us for free! ---> and the masseuse, well his name is Lars and is Swedish with soft hands and brings his own oils ----and in this area right here ---> <--- will be where Bless'um's bar will sit along with Wendy's margarita machine and D'girl's grill for those yummy burgers! Yup it will be the talk of the forum! Our own Chatterbox Sanctuary where we party hearty and what was that?.... Who is that whispering about our chef? Is that Mom? Oh yes, he's paid for, too. This is all high class! No expense is spared. And the hubbies? Oh, Wendy, of course, they can visit at any time they wish! Afterall, we're not snobs or man-haters! We're just needing a place to let it all sag...errr...hang...umm....no....be free!!!

We need us a chat room!!! Where we're all in the same place at the same time! That would eliminate 300 posts in 12 minutes! LOL

:::Looking around:::: Where can we find a chat room? :idea: :hmm: :faint: Zzzzzz!

We thought she ran off with him! :eek:

ROFL. What are Lar's. Lars is the massuse(don't know how to spell it), massage guy she was getting for her rec room.

There might be a recipe for the glass shards but I would be afraid of what would happen on the way out. OUCH

Agua is correct Reg. Hi Bless'um. Showed up with the bucket after I just hauled myself to the store! Hubby wouldn't go, said "IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK' Well I showed him didn't I? Drove myself the whole 3 blocks and back, I hope he learned his lesson! I'm going to go in there and lick the sugar free banana puddin' I mad him earlier too!

ROFL. What are Lar's. Lars is the massuse(don't know how to spell it), massage guy she was getting for her rec room.

There might be a recipe for the glass shards but I would be afraid of what would happen on the way out. OUCH
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

hahah! OH!!!!

Thanks for reposting that one. Well now we have Lar's all to ourselves? muhaaa! Though we have a few mia's. D'Gal, maybe she ran off with Lar's?

He is swedish, with oils, which we may need if we're consuming glass, LOL.

Agua is correct Reg. Hi Bless'um. Showed up with the bucket after I just hauled myself to the store! Hubby wouldn't go, said "IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK' Well I showed him didn't I? Drove myself the whole 3 blocks and back, I hope he learned his lesson! I'm going to go in there and lick the sugar free banana puddin' I mad him earlier too!

Well good for you Wendy! Whatcha get? hm? We need some snacks lot's of them! (snags bannana pudding bowl) mmm!

I love Lars.....I love Lars......

There might be a recipe for the glass shards but I would be afraid of what would happen on the way out. OUCH

Oh boy! I hadn't thought of that part. ruh oh! Anybody have one of those stone rolling smoother machines? We can run it thru that, and the ice.

Wendy, OMG, Too too funny!

He is swedish, with oils, which we may need if we're consuming glass, LOL.

hahaha!

If his name is Lars, and MDF is cahanging hers, I'm changing mine to Inga. We want the boy to feel at home now,don't we

What in the world did I stumble into ladies, and is it legal, either way, I'm in:p

Oh boy! I hadn't thought of that part. ruh oh! Anybody have one of those stone rolling smoother machines? We can run it thru that, and the ice. Ice for numbing, Lars oils for, uhm, well ya know. Maybe we shouldn't consume the glass. :p

Inga! hahaha!

I do fear Nurse Rachet may show up! Somebody blockade the door quick!

Welcome MyboysMom! Hands you a gallon of Green Apple Martini and a bowl of Banana Pudding that Wendy made.

I think I'll pass on the glass and somebody snagged the banana pudding. Guess I'll stick with my cheese and crackers and chocolate shots.

What in the world did I stumble into ladies, and is it legal, either way, I'm in:p Hi My! Grab some oil and ice, your gonna need it! :D

Who is sharing the bananna pudding, and O, are you going to share the chocolate shots?

:haha: :haha: :haha: Inga!!! Haahaa! Yes, make him feel right at home here Mz Inga!

myboysmom, get an accent, change your name to something Nordic, Mary has a Swedish masseuse named Lars. That's all you need to know, crap that's all we know, and we're having a hayday with it, and oh by the way, I love Lars. I like the way it sounds when I say it! I speak Spanish and I'm rolling the "R" in LARRRRRRRS

bless, count me in, if I log off all of a sudden, I'm suppose to be typing something for my friend, he fell asleep, so I have different windows open so not to get caught

Passing the chocolate through.

BTW, Wendy what is cahanging???

bless, count me in, if I log off all of a sudden, I'm suppose to be typing something for my friend, he fell asleep, so I have different windows open so not to get caught

You know all the good tricks! ahhaha! How come I never think of these things.

Passing the chocolate through.

BTW, Wendy what is cahanging???

I dunno! but lets slap it on a plate and eat it whatever it is

I speak Spanish and I'm rolling the "R" in LARRRRRRRS

hahahahha!

LOL. Bless, would you like some of my cheese and crackers? Somehow I don't thing cahanging would taste very good.

Steven'smom, our new member who really is dieting, please forgive us. We cannot be left to our own will. Nor can we be left alone for too long! LOL

LOL. Bless, would you like some of my cheese and crackers? Somehow I don't thing cahanging would taste very good. ROTF, maybe with some salsa?

That's right. This is the diet thread.
OK it's unsweetened chocolate(YUCK) and light beer.

Salsa might help. Think it would work for unsweetened chocolate?

I don't anything would work for that, THAT itself should be banned, LOL. Stick with syrup shots of the hard stuff!

Maybe Lar's will cook up a special dish for us?
The little bead bracelet, a bit of cahanging, some glass shards?

It's gotta be delish! He's a delish kinda guy!

Chocolate!!!!! Did somebody say That?

Can we just have Lars? Ooops, did I say that out loud? (blush)

Passing Bless a chocolate shot. (it's the hard stuff so be warned)

Think Wendy fell asleep again.

OK, for us puter illiterates. How the hay do you quote a message in a reply?

Passing Bless a chocolate shot. (it's the hard stuff so be warned)

Think Wendy fell asleep again. Yea, double thick Hershey's with a touch of shards, er, I mean sugar. WENDY! WAKE UP! :D

Passing Bless a chocolate shot. (it's the hard stuff so be warned)

Think Wendy fell asleep again.

Thank you O! that was delish!

There's a quote button, it quotes the post automatically thingy.

OK, for us puter illiterates. How the hay do you quote a message in a reply? If you do quick reply, click on the quote, and just type in passed the quote that comes up in your box. Or copy and paste, than highlight and click box up at the top that says "wrap quote tags". Up there by the fonts and stuff. Bless said it way better! Sorry.

Can we just have Lars? Ooops, did I say that out loud? (blush)

I second that! did I just say that out loud? haha!
Oh Lar's baby, where are ya!

[quote=reggie42]Can we just have Lars? quote]
I was thinking the same thing.

Thanks Bless. It worked.:D

Well it sorta worked.

I think my Lunesta is kicking in, I better try to make it up stairs while I still can...have a good night everyone, and Happy Birthday O!!!! Don't let Wendy sleep all night on her keyboard, she'll have keyboard marks for days on her cheek or forhead! :)

If you do quick reply, click on the quote, and just type in passed the quote that comes up in your box. Or copy and paste, than highlight and click box up at the top that says "wrap quote tags". Up there by the fonts and stuff. Bless said it way better! Sorry

Say what?

Thanks Reggie. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

Try Reggies version. heehhe! That quote button must have messed it up?

Or edit it and retype [/quote] at the very end of what you want to appear in the blue box thingy. You have one hour to fix it up! tick tick PTO timer for editing. good luck!

Nighty Nights Reggie! Thank you for all the fun Reggie and O and Wendy and MyboysMom. I needed it bad!

Well it sorta worked.
try hitting the "enter" button, so your text comes in after the quote. Or just move a few spaces from the quote you want copied.

Reggie how do we post pictures here? I tried to put a birthday cake up for O and it didn't work. I gave up. Oh wait, your crawling up the stairs. Talk to you tomorrow!

try hitting the "enter" button, so your text comes in after the quote. Or just move a few spaces from the quote you want copied.

Still not working for me.(sigh) I'll figure it out eventually, maybe.

Hey, it worked. Now I have to figure out what I just did. (sigh again)

Oh that was perfect! High Fivers! you did it!

What I see for example, I read your post, and there's a button on the bottom right of your post that says Quote. I hit that button. I make sure not to type anywhere near those weird codes. Just put your pointer after that part and and make a few spaces then type your message a few lines downwards. Skip some lines thingy.

Oh that was perfect! High Fivers! you did it!

I'm trying again. Did it work?

Yes!! you have a grip on it now! Tada!!!

So if you want to quote just part of what somebody says...delete what you want.
just be sure that you don't accidently delete part of that [/quote] ending code.

I do that alll the time! drives me nuts to have to retype it in when I make booboo's.

Yeah! I'm not quite as illiterate now.

Yeah! I'm not quite as illiterate now.

hehe! We're all in the same boat it seems! hehe! You done good O!

Wendy! You awake?:ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham: :ham:

laughing! You funny O!

Well, she went to the store to get more to drink, came back to tell us about it and now she's just out there in la-la land again. Maybe she's trying to find the bottom of the bottle.

myboysmom, did you fall asleep too?

Maybe she's trying to find the bottom of the bottle.

hahah! Wonder if one of those mystery worms are in there?

I hear they have quite a kick to them. Maybe that's what did her in.

Thanks for the party all. Looks like everyone went night night. Sweet dreams.:)

Thanks for the party all. Looks like everyone went night night. Sweet dreams.:)

Oh ewps! I was over in the Prayer Circle Thread for a bit. I'm back! But I'll head off too since the Birthday Girl went Night Nights!

Happy Birthday again Ovietor! Love and Blessings!

hahah! Wonder if one of those mystery worms are in there?
Well lookie lookie, the early bird gets the worm! :D eeewww, doesn't sound good for breakfast though, let me look around and see if I can find a chocolate shot....hmm, empty, no empty, what's this? Oh just a pile of cracker crumbs and a hard piece of cheese. Ouch! I think I stepped on a piece of glass :eek: What's up with all the oil every where????? Heehee, hope ya'll are having a good day! :)
O, glad you figured out the quote thing, I have no idea how to post pics though Bless. :shrug: Wendy, I'm sending you some aspirin and a V8, it's a sure cure for a hangover! :thumbsup:

I missed you guys last night! I got all settled here in front of the puter with a toddy, and my cordless mouse just up and died. Ran out for batteries early this morning. I was afraid it wa something else, and wouldn't be able to check in today. That was just inconceivable!!!!

Duracell made some big bucks off of me. The thing didn't have an on/off button either. I finally put it in a box, forever. Now I let the fingers do the walking on the laptop finger sensor thingy window.

Bless'um, you sound as computer literate as me! I also have a Spanish keyboard! My fingers do the walking with an accent! Ole!

Finally got back on. My internet has been down all morning.
I invested in rechargeable batteries for my mouse.
Bless, the finger sensor thingy doesn't work so well for me. My puter tends to do things I don't want it to every time I touch that thing. Guess on top of being puter illiterate I'm also puter uncoordinated.

Hi O! I was so settled in last night for a hen party. We haven't done that in some time! I was so peeved. It just died, no warning, no nice announcement. I'm puter illit. too, and thought since the mouse had a charger, I wouldn't have to replace batteries. It's amazing what we went to school and didn't learn!

Well, my excuse is that way back when I went to school they didn't have computers. What's that saying, can't teach an old dog new tricks? This old dog is definitely having a hard time learning new tricks.

I think nowadays learning to use a computer is required in school.

O, last night you were talking about the browser. I have no such thing as you described on this Spanish keyboard!

Ok, it's too early and I'm way too sober for us to be showing our ages, heeheehee.

It's not on the keyboard. It's on your computer screen.

It's not on the keyboard. It's on your computer screen. Que??? :D Joking!

1 puter illiterate trying to explain something to another puter illiterate. LOL
Doesn't seem to be working very well.

1 puter illiterate trying to explain something to another puter illiterate. LOL
Doesn't seem to be working very well.

hahaha! I keep pictureing the 3 blind mice thing.

Hahaha, 3 blind mice! Well ladies, off to make hubby lunch, and accomplish some pesky tasks for the day. Pluck, shave legs, laundry, etc....Busted, he came home early! BBL :)

Yes, thosse pesky tasks. Those things you do and they keep coming back to do again. Kinda like bills, you pay them and they keep coming back.(sigh)

Reggie! I swear I took a shower like...Last week already. :)

Thought I was smelling some strange odor.:p

hehehe! brat! Gotta Love you though! I better go check out the knobs on that shower stall. Mooo!

Did ya figure out how to work those knobs? Don't seem to be smelling anything at the moment.

Yes, thosse pesky tasks. Those things you do and they keep coming back to do again. Kinda like bills, you pay them and they keep coming back.(sigh)


wonder if bills work on the same principal as an extorshinist (sp) or blackmailer. they keep wanting money

wonder if bills work on the same principal as an extorshinist (sp) or blackmailer. they keep wanting money

I wish. Pay the electric bill, think it's taken care of, then get another one.
Have to work on that extortionist (sp?) angle.

Taking a break here while Loreal works her magic, LOL. OMG those bills, what a depressing sight to watch the bank account deplete.

May have to try that Loreal thing here soon. Have blonde hair but those gray ones are popping out everywhere. And I really mean popping out. They are like a different texture and stick out like I put my finger in a light socket. UGH

Hahaha, I know what you mean, I have several. Don't know how this will turn out though, I was half way done before I realised it wasn't my usual color. (nervously biting nails)...

Scary. I wouldn't even know where to start to find the right color. Too many more of these poppers and I'll have to buck up the courage.

It's totally painless, I promise! Hey check out this thread I found:

http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311706

I am going to find his posts, he has come such a long way too!

Wow. Have read some of nolaws stuff but hadn't seen any of his yet. I'll have to find some more.

O, Thank you again for the wonderful wonderful wonderful advice and insight. I sooo much appreciate that. yanno? I'm heading off for that knob turning adventure now. For sures For sures.

Love and Blessings Sweet one!
I'll be back soon

I think I need to head to a cupboard rummaging adventure. Just realized I'm starving.

O, I saw you climb in that last cupboard and never came back out, do we need to send in the search party?

I found my way out. Waddling a bit more at the moment but no need for the search party.

Oh, that's good you made it back, what did you bring for us? I'm hungry!

Sorry, I ate it all.:D (waddle, waddle, waddle)

Oh that's just not right. Waddling off for a slice of pizza and a beer. (grin)

Yes, I still have beer left from last night and I'm having one now. After stuffing my face I have to be good now. It's a light beer. lol

I'm having a light beer with my pizza, LOL, makes me feel like I'm putting in an effort!

I ate nachos.(again) They taste much better without the fish.

Hahaha!

Have more fish in the freezer. Would you like some fishy nachos, nacho fish? I would be more than happy to get rid of, er, I mean share with you.

Oh no thank you, I'm on a strict diet, LOL. Nothing that doesn't MOO, OINK, or CLUCK!

Yeah, would like to have more of that stuff that MOO's. Getting so expensive can't hardly afford hamburger anymore.

I know right, I look at these steaks drooling than check the price tag :faint: and end up with hot dogs! Gotta go on post tomorrow for some major shopping....so depressing.

Think Wendy fell asleep at the puter again. Wonder what kind of story she'll have for us in the morning this time. hehe

:p LOL, I didn't know she was cruisin around on here...

She was at the same place for like an hour. Then as soon as I said something she disappeared. lol

heehee, that's funny!
WENDY.....ARE YOU THERE?!?
I did notice she wasn't offering us a drink tonight, we really gotta get a new bartender.

Yeah. Good thing I had leftovers from last night.

I only had 2 in the fridge, woe is me...:( At least that's still cheap enough!

I have more than you do. Na-ne na-ne boo-boo:blah:

:hee: But I got sum Captain Morgan! :D and JD, oh and I think I see Lars! :drool:

OK. You win. But I did just find some Goldschlager left over from new years.

:slap: Nothing compares to the Gold! Yummers!

Not even Lars?:rolleyes:

:haha: hahaha, not even Lars...:p ROTF
Ok, I gotta go get some zee's...right after I get hubby off the couch, LOL. Thanks for another great night! G'night all, sleep with the Angels.

Nighty night. Sweet dreams!

And where are our little rascal mommies this afternoon???? Taking a siesta?? a little nap??? Huh??? All this partying after the sun goes down! I'm not jealous! Nope! not by much!

And Lars said he's a little tired from all the work you've had him do and wants us to hire some of his brothers and sisters to do those pedicures and manicures and tweezing, etc. One was an expert in electrolysis! (I get that first!) Hopefully it wasn't another electrical activity that was lost in translation! Yipes! Oh well, what harm could a current do to this beautiful brain?

Love and peace!
Mary

PS I'm afraid to 'log off' for fear they won't let me back in again. Egads! I wasn't that naughty, was I?

Welcome back Mary. Good to see you, well through cyber space anyway.
As you can see we have all been working very hard sticking to diets here on your diet thread. LOL
So sorry we tired Lars out. But now we get his brothers and sisters too. YEAH!!!!!!

MIssed a few days...someone asked me abouy the WW braclet and they do not them anymore. Well, can't visit Steven today, something must have happened, he is in the hole. He is such a lover not a fighter but he will if he has to. He said somehting might happen because of the news article about his case. I hate that place!! When I found out yesterday I wanted to eat and drink. so I regrouped and just drank. NO, just kidding, I am fine. Just can't wait till my boy comes home, he can't wait either. Now I can figure more good time taken away. But I am not goingto faulter. I want to look my best when he gets out. He will be able to pick me up and toss me. Ok, going out to dinner. Trying to be good. See ya.

Welcome back MDF!

Tossing the naughty chair into the Fudgy cookie Bon Fire! Send it off in that rocket to Mars. Boom! ooo ahhhh fireworks.

MIssed a few days...someone asked me abouy the WW braclet and they do not them anymore. Well, can't visit Steven today, something must have happened, he is in the hole. He is such a lover not a fighter but he will if he has to. He said somehting might happen because of the news article about his case. I hate that place!! When I found out yesterday I wanted to eat and drink. so I regrouped and just drank. NO, just kidding, I am fine. Just can't wait till my boy comes home, he can't wait either. Now I can figure more good time taken away. But I am not goingto faulter. I want to look my best when he gets out. He will be able to pick me up and toss me. Ok, going out to dinner. Trying to be good. See ya.

I'm sorry to hear your son is in the Hole :( Any word on that yet? I hope it was just for a few hours. Good you stayed with your goal. Just think, he'll be able to toss you up and flip you gracefully just like a ballerina you are.

MIssed a few days...someone asked me abouy the WW braclet and they do not them anymore. Well, can't visit Steven today, something must have happened, he is in the hole. He is such a lover not a fighter but he will if he has to. He said somehting might happen because of the news article about his case. I hate that place!! When I found out yesterday I wanted to eat and drink. so I regrouped and just drank. NO, just kidding, I am fine. Just can't wait till my boy comes home, he can't wait either. Now I can figure more good time taken away. But I am not goingto faulter. I want to look my best when he gets out. He will be able to pick me up and toss me. Ok, going out to dinner. Trying to be good. See ya. These poor guys, they are damned if they do and damned if they don't. :mad: I pray he does not lose good time over this. And you, you have such will power, I wish I had 1/2 as much as you do! LOL, you just drank, I know it was something healthy like grapefruit juice. :thumbsup: Take care and stay strong!

Hello Reggieness! How are you doing?

Hi Bless! I am well, how are you??? Been a couch potato watching movies all weekend... what's new?

Oh good you relaxed. Glad to hear that. Went to the 30 minute Glass Window visit yesterday. Turned into 15 minutes but that was good enough! Our fault, traffic, should have left earlier. We tallked fast motion. Like the cell phone commercials to save airtime. ha!

Now I have to recooperate for the next 6 days and it all starts over again.

I have an out of state question, if you can answer. Is it generally the same chances on getting a visiting application approved if you're not in the same state?

I would think so, in Tx we don't have to do applications, the inmate just adds whoever they want to the list, and it is usually approved. I am so happy for you, you got to see your son! Happy dance!!!! Frustrating about the length though, we Mom's are grateful for whatever we can though right?

I would think so, in Tx we don't have to do applications, the inmate just adds whoever they want to the list, and it is usually approved. I am so happy for you, you got to see your son! Happy dance!!!! Frustrating about the length though, we Mom's are grateful for whatever we can though right?

Oh! That's great the process isn't as complecated as it is here. Thanks for the information. Yes you're right, 30 seconds is a blessing. I glanced accross to the contact visit waiting room and it was crowwwwded. yikes!

So what movies did you watch this weekend?

Every time I think Tx has some wacky rules regarding the DOC, I see another state that almost out does them, LOL. Hubby and I watched The Last Legion, The Simpsons, Superbad, LOL...just a bunch of whatever was on cable besides what we rented. Have any good ones you recommend?

Every time I think Tx has some wacky rules regarding the DOC, I see another state that almost out does them, LOL. Hubby and I watched The Last Legion, The Simpsons, Superbad, LOL...just a bunch of whatever was on cable besides what we rented. Have any good ones you recommend?

OH What is The Last Legion about. Oh yes! Wait the Simpsons Movie, I've seen that one. Some of the scenes too funny! I'd like to see "Into the Wild". I wonder if it's on DVD yet? Have you seen that one?

Last Legion is about the Roman Empire, very good movie. I haven't seen into the Wild, what's it about?

Last Legion is about the Roman Empire, very good movie. I haven't seen into the Wild, what's it about?

Ah ok! That one sounds good. I'll ask for him to rent it next time he goes on a dvd rental mission. Into the Wild, directed by Sean Penn. I don't know alot about it but apparently it's a true story about a young guy who leaves his life behind and heads into the wilderness, alone.

Oh yea! I think I remember it now, theres a book too? I think I will send it to my son too, I never know what he would like to read or what isn't full of stuff I don't want to remind him of. (the streets). What other books can you recommend? Oh and Thank you!

Oh yea! I think I remember it now, theres a book too? I think I will send it to my son too, I never know what he would like to read or what isn't full of stuff I don't want to remind him of. (the streets). What other books can you recommend? Oh and Thank you!

I'm in the same boat as you on books. I know exactly what you mean about....reminders and things. But he Loveeeed it and couldn't put it down. I was thinking there were some good survival and life lessons in it. Didn't realize it had such a bummer ending till it was too late. eeks! I was soooo releived when he had a good reaction from it.

That's good, he wasn't traumatized, LOL. I hope mine isn't either when I send it, but it sounds like such a good book! Have you been keeping up with the diet? Mine goes out the window on Sat & Sun, oh and any given Holiday! Right now, snack'n on salt & vinegar chips, heeheehee.

Good evening ladies, what's everyone doing this evening; Bess, I see you got to see your son :D :D :D :D , I know that made you very happy, did someone mention the D word? (Diet). I have been trying, taking it one day at a time.

Good thing you clarified it My, D can stand for so many other words, heeheehee, as I sip on a Heineken. :)

Yes D for Dessert! oh yes!

Great to see the party has started! I usually miss them. ha!

That's good, he wasn't traumatized, LOL. I hope mine isn't either when I send it, but it sounds like such a good book! Have you been keeping up with the diet? Mine goes out the window on Sat & Sun, oh and any given Holiday! Right now, snack'n on salt & vinegar chips, heeheehee.

Traumatized. heeh That's exactly what I was thinking as soon after I hit the Place order and Submit button. I was scratching and tearing at the screen to cancel the order. hah! But turned out good. wew!

I ate out yesterday. Omahgadz. I scarfed down a hamburger and fries. Salted down beyond salty. I was a maniac. Ate crackers and some soup left over from somebody elses dinner.

I remember doing Taebo some years ago. Video tapes. I lost 10 pounds really fast. I felt good and strong and it toned me up a bit. And then I stopped. And I'd like to do that again, but (there's always a but huh and now my butt is bigger than the butt before the but) now I live on the 2nd floor now of an appartment thingy. ugh!

I'd end up in the downstairs apartment living room. Vaboom!

My boyfriend just asked me this morning if Into the Wild was out on DVD yet, not yet.

I sent a picture to my son from our local paper a couple months ago or so of Sean Penn sitting on some rocks at Beard's Hollow below Cape Disappointment on the Pacific Ocean near the Mouth of the Columbia River in SW WA. They filmed some of the movie here 2 1/2 years ago. My son could not get any books until he was transferred but wants the book to read.

He called this weekend and I have a unit and cell # so I can send him subscriptions, books, and I received his matrix list so I sent him his quarterly package. I'm so excited.

Now if only they would complete the approval for my visitation app so I can see him. My birthday is next Saturday, the could be a wonderful birthday present.

My boyfriend just asked me this morning if Into the Wild was out on DVD yet, not yet.

I sent a picture to my son from our local paper a couple months ago or so of Sean Penn sitting on some rocks at Beard's Hollow below Cape Disappointment on the Pacific Ocean near the Mouth of the Columbia River in SW WA. They filmed some of the movie here 2 1/2 years ago. My son could not get any books until he was transferred but wants the book to read.

He called this weekend and I have a unit and cell # so I can send him subscriptions, books, and I received his matrix list so I sent him his quarterly package. I'm so excited.

Nice! I wonder how long those quarterly packages take to be delivered to them?
You must live in a very scenic area, the scenery looked so nice on some of the commercials on tv. GREAT to hear your son can get some books. yay!! Hoping your approval application gets thru the system as fast as possible too. Would be a perfect birthday gift to visit :)

There's a Thread here, alot of mother's recommended "Chicken Soup for the Prisoner's Soul".
Speaking of food....Who's got some? ha!

Wow, looks like I have some catching up to do. Had a nasty storm come through here Sat. evening/night. Spent all yesterday on clean up. Now need to spend today on catch up for everything else. Had to peek in here though. Having withdrawals.

Good Morning O! Glad you made it thru the stormy weekend.

Morning Bless. Read somewhere you got to see your son. YEAH! Glad you had a good visit even if it was a little short. I'm crossing my fingers for the possibility of getting to see mine again soon.

Aww thank you O. At any moment these guys can be shipped 12 hours away and worse. I used to think California's Shape was cool. Now it's just looks like a Long and Wide state with water on one side. Taxpayers pay to house inmates in other states too. ugh!

Oh good you will see your son again! When do you think you might be able to see your's again?

Not sure. Not even sure if I'm gonna be able to. Fighting to get straight answers from the jail. (AGAIN) Don't understand why they have to make it so difficult. It's hard enough dealing with all this and then having to deal with there bullsh** too. Sorry, just a tad frustrated over it this AM.

Not sure. Not even sure if I'm gonna be able to. Fighting to get straight answers from the jail. (AGAIN) Don't understand why they have to make it so difficult. It's hard enough dealing with all this and then having to deal with there bullsh** too. Sorry, just a tad frustrated over it this AM.

I hear you. I'm doing a fine job of complaining right now. This morning I got so scared! Flashbacks or something.

Are they answering phones at the Jail today?

Keep getting recordings this morning everywhere I go. Leave your name and number and we'll get back to you. YEAH RIGHT! Never got these recordings before but I left my name and number everywhere.

Ah good you're at least leaving messages. Today is a Holiday I think? Maybe that has something to do with it?

Could be, didn't think of that. Wouldn't think it would apply to the jail though.

Yeah Huh. It does seem odd.

YIKES!!!!! Middle son just informed me he wants to fly the coop. One ripped from my arms and now another wanting to fly.

Oh? Fly the Coop? oh no! what does he mean?

He is gonna move. Still local but he won't be here.

Sigh, I'm sorry to hear that O :(

Wow, a lot going on recently, so many good thoguhts and ideas. first, love Taebo and haven't done it in a while, really need to, hate to exercise. I had a little bit of a bad eating day yesterday. My 2 yr old grandsons b-day party, chicken enchilladas, friut salad, coolwhip and chocolate cake, hmm!. Back on track today, it is the neverending story.
Don't know anythign about my son yet. Today is a holiday and all the counselors are off. His is really good about talking to me, really nice. But I will have to wait till tomorrow. No mail for them today either.
HI there momofns, I am your neighbor in Oregon. and you guys are right, it is beautiful here. My son told me early on that it is so strange being surrounded by the wall and not really seeing the horizon, he really misses Oregon, the mountains and tree lines. He says you don't take it for granted, that's for sure. My son loves to read, maybe I will send him that book too. IN WA do you get to send packages? We can only send money or books, mags. Well, tonight is weigh in at WW. We'll see, it is iffy, the last 2 weeks I gained 2 pounds back and this last week was questionable. But tomorrow is always a new day. have a great week.

OH, I forgot, the Chicken soup for the Prisoners Soul, I sent that to my sona while ago and he loved it.

I sent Chicken soup for the Prisoners Soul to our son, too, and he said he really liked it, as did many others who borrowed it.

I have sent many books: How to Play the Stock Market, a young adult's Bible, an empty journal book, and Vince Flynn's books (the Mitch Rapp Series), "Arriving At your Own Door," and many others. Nate said he really liked the Mitch Rapp series (political spy thrillers). I try to vary them a bit and sneak a self-help one in there, too. He says he really enjoys reading since he has no tv and there's no common tv for them to watch. He has a cassette player and listens to that - even talk radio at night. I think he's going to come out of a prison a very different man. I'm hoping that the differences are all POSITIVE and LEGAL.

I'm also on WW, but I'm doing it online. I really don't like to get out much and my Holly goes ape when I leave her. (Holly is my dog- a Coton de Tulear) I've lost 10 lbs so far and have been riding this freakin' recumbent bike every day. Since I found out last week I have diabetes, it makes sticking to the diet all the more necessary. I feel great!

So have a good day, everyone! and a great week!
Stay warm!

Mary

Hey how are we to catch you Stevens Mom and MDF? You're going to be stylin in a bikini by summer. woohoo!

Taebo was fun! And addicting. But sometimes I did too much and dreaded it the next day. That was my mistake. Getting a partner was fun, but after they tried it, they avoided my garage. laugh!

We can send two books a week, I've heard, so the second book was chicken soup for the prisoner's soul. I had read that here somewhere and they also recommended when I was looking up prison books.

Steven's mom, we get to send quarterly packages once they get to the mother prison. I was afraid if he stayed at Shelton awaiting transfer I might miss this quarter as it is dec, jan, and feb. Then in March, I can send another -- they can weigh 15 pounds.

Oregon and Washington are very much alike. My son, unfortunately, is east of the mountains in Walla Walla. It is rolling wheatfields, fruit trees, vineyards (wineries) but I am guessing his view is of those tumbleweed growing fields, not too pretty to look at, although they should be covered with snow right now.

Yeh, steven likes the Stuart Woods (Stone Barrington series) Detective. I have been sending them in order so he can read the whole series. My daughter sent a Bible and I sent a dictionary and puzzle books. He likes word games and crosswords. I had thought of the journal but I wasn't sure they could have it because of the blank paper. I think I will try at least. I just ordered that book, Arriving at your own Door. My son will like it. thanks. I sent him a journal and a sketch book, I hope they let him have that. He likes to draw. God bless!

Gratefully we get to send as many books and mags as we want but only books and mags as often as we want. Now that he is int he hole they take all his things away so I need to send new items for him to read. Thats OK, I know he is in there because he had no choice, what are you going to do, not defend yourself. Oh well, it is what it is, right? Thanks to the newspaper.

hey all. taebo. hmmm. not for old ladies who are out of shape and lots of owie places. however, my hubby and I got a dvd of Keith Carredine, doing oh shoot, now I forgot the word, but it is for seniors. more our speed.
just sent Chicken Soup for Prisoners Soul to David. Don't know if he got it yet. also sent a Max Lucado book breaking down JOHN 3:16. love Max Lucado.
think as we send books, etc to David, as he gets new stuff he recycles the things hes read to other cellies.
anyone want a site for discout mag subscriptions ?

Anyone who likes Stuart Woods may also like James Grippando, Steve Martini, Phillip Margolin and my favorite Jonathan Kellerman. Jonathan Kellerman writes suspense with a psychological tone as he is a Psychologist. One of his books dealt with Munchausens by proxy. The only one of his I didn't like was Butchers Theater because it has so many Yiddish words and I would have to stop to interpret from the paragraph what was meant.

A couple of others is Mary Higgins Clark and Janet Evanovich. Janet has a group of numbered books starting with One for the Money. Her main character in these is a very inept bounty hunter who gets her car blown up, shot at, a funeral home burned. In the end she gets the person she is after, but getting there is funny. Not sure what guys would think but she is lighthearted and funny. Mary Higgens Clark I think guys would like.

OK, now I'm asking the silly question. What is taebo?

It's a type of exercise. Billy Banks Taebo is the one that comes to mind. It has some pretty fancy moves, but starts out with some beginner lessons.

O, I saw a name above that included Martini, first name Steve. Just put him on my Christmas list and just know that's the workout for me!

Wendy

tigrldy, I love all of the authors you mentioned. I'm a huge Jonathan Kellerman fan. I've read several of Mary Higgins Clark books, they usually get made into Hallmark movies! Love um'
Wendy

I just remembered Iris Johanson and Tammy Hoag. Sometimes I like James Patterson, but he had a couple with bird people that creeped me out and took to long to make sense.

For anyone who hasn't read Janet Evanovich though on a bad day she is just too funny.

James Patterson is one of my son's faves. I'll have a look into the others, it takes a while for the latest to get all the way down here. Look to the far right hand side and see where you're talking to! I will check out the other books, it sounds as though we have the same taste. Thanks tigger. I always have to have a nickname for my girls!

Wendy

Oh this is so great with book recommendations. Thank you so much everybody. Do you know how many hours it takes me to figure out and decide books to send? We're talking 2 days, 8 hours to make a decision. ha! I get so overwhelmed over something so simple to others. I ended up with 50 books in the wish list basket. Duplicates I think too. Oh what a mess. ha! Taking them in and out of the checkout. Back and forth. Adding subtracting. on and on. Hubby walks in. I don't know what bible to send. He got all stressed out that I was stressed out. grr! Finally I asked him to pick an NIV Bible. He did. One that is a Daily Walk. Took him like 2.3 seconds. hehe! Like a peice of cake. I envy that.

I should be more open to help more often in times like that eh! Why does it become such a personal challenge? Is it a personal challenge? I don't know. All I know is that it turns into a major project trying to order books. Laughing. Barnes and Noble is going to start thinking I'm a book stalker. The site is open on my browser for days. Sitting, doing nothing most the time. ha! They probly see me there wondering "when is this woman going to hit the checkout button already!"

Ok off to bed I go soon. Love you all so much! God Bless All of Us

Egadz! I just read my last post here. What was in that coffee? And where's the delete button?

Well I'm here to say that our Lovely Dutchgirl won't be able to be here as much as we want her to be for awhile. She emailed me to say her puter at home took a nosedive. :(

She'll get back on full scale Sistership as soon as possible. Brand new Computer for Dutchgirl, Brand new Computer for Dutchgirl, Brand new Computer for Dutchgirl...

Awwwwww......another puter bites the dust! I hope D'girl is back soon! She'll be flying through cyberspace with a NEW puter! I can just imagine the cloud of dust behind her....like the roadrunner! And she lives in AZ and there are really roadrunners there - so I know she'll be just like one! Whizzzz.....Zippppp......Whoooosh.......thuds to a stop!

Hurry back D'girl. We need you!!!

And Bless'm you are just tooooo funny about Barnes & Noble. I'm like that IN their store! I know people think I work there because I'm there so long. I love the bargain book section. I have a HUUUUGE bookcase crammed full - and I love Nicholas Sparks and Anne Rivers Siddons, too. (I'm not sure our boys would like them, but I sure do.)

I have a gr/daughter Emily who is like you, Bless'm, about making a decision........she's so cute! iced tea or lemonade, Emily? 'Ummmmm....hmmmmmm....lemme see.....ummmm......,' says Emily. I tell Emily I'm aging as she decides and we both laugh.....what a darling she is. (a freshman in high school)

Okay, gonna go eat some lunch. I'm accumulating so many diabetic/healthy recipes, it'll take me 50 years to make them all. But I feel great and my blood sugars are staying in normal range. Life is good.

Later~~~~
Mary

thanks to Bless for relaying my message. I can be here a little each day during my lunch breaks during the week, weekends, well we will see. Bless my daughter, she is sending me a laptop, so will have that within the week Lord willing. but still need a new desktop.
hey Mary, I don't know about the roadrunner bit. I am getting too old n slow to be whizzzing and zipppping and whoooshing. more like hobble hobble, limp, groan. but at least I get where I am going .. just slower at it.

Nonsense! I saw ya'll doing back flips and cart wheels while Bless was leading the Taebo class! I only peeked in cause I heard something about martini's and misunderstood Taebo, for General Tso's. Yum, chinese sounds good! :)

You all make me laugh and smile! I can barely remember that misery bird pecking at my head at the moment. I'll deal with that later. For now we partee and laugh!

High kick accross the forum. yaaaw!! Ow Ow Ow. Ok nuff of that.

Jonathan Kellerman has been my very favorite author for a long time. James Grippando has recently jointed the list of favorites when I picked up one of his books at a yard sale - cheap. One night a few months ago I was on line late playing around and typed in Jonathan Kelleran. I was checking to see if he had new material coming out and what his web site was like. There was a link to an email address so I sent him a brief note to tell him how wonderful I thought his writing was. About 30 minutes later I received a personal response from him and he was letting me know about a new book coming out. About two weeks ago I did the same thing with James Grippando. Same thing except it was the next day. They were both so gracious.

How very kind of them to respond! Kewl...I'm finding so many new authors, and with the cool links on the "found new things" thread, I have been busy! :) Now I have to try and play catch-up here!
Bless, do we need to get the ol'sling shot out for that pesky misery bird?

sling shot! hehehe! Yes wap it upside the head with some seed. A big one, like a hard walnut or something.

I enjoyed our chat tonight Bless, thank you for keeping me company! I know you are snoozing away 'bout now, I think I am 3 hours ahead of you. :eek: Yup, I pulled an all nighter with ya! It was easy with such good company! (well and I did sleep for like 2 days straight) :D Even still, checking in here and there, like some kind of addicted zombie!:p Now I'm on a caffeine roll!!!! :yay: Where is everybody at????? Wake up ladies, I've come out of my siesta, ok more like a slight coma, but I'm here!
Hello???? Hello???
:ham:

OH Reggie! it was great fun talking to you too! I almost left after you but now it's 4:30 am and I don't know what happened! I just got out of the chat room. I should hit the hay, no Rope A Dope though. laugh!

Heeheehee! P.S. sent you an email.

Ah got the email. Did you get my'n back? Just curious cuz sometimes my mail never makes it out the cyber door.

have any of you read Ted Dekker ? he writes some that are suspenseful, mysterious. all relate in the end to God. but one of my favorties. He is really good. hear of movie Three ? that is one of his books. also like Bodie Thoene. she does historical - mostly about the Jews and hitler :** she is my other famous. and of course I like John Grishom too.

You Sisters are an inspiration in so many ways. Reading is fundamental!

I think I've read 2 book in my entire life. One in gradeschool and one as an adult. I've progressed to The Holy Bible. Tada!

A Little Day Brightener For Ya'll... :)
Tips for Ladies in Year 2008!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b**** has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color
3. Take life with a pinch of salt ... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex Boyfriend!
13. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from work that might need a reason to smile. :)

Oh Reggie!!!!!! That was priceless!!!!!!!!

Thanks for posting that!

Mary

Some things about life…makes you go hmmm….

Take a few moments to ponder some of the wonderful mysteries of life:

♦ How can you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
♦ If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?
♦ If swimming is so good for your figure, why are whales so fat?
♦ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
♦ If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
♦ When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
♦ Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
♦ What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
♦ How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
♦ What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
♦ Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
♦ If you are a complete pessimist, does it mean you are positively negative?
♦ Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
♦ Is there such a thing as a closet claustrophobic?
♦ Before the invention of drawing boards, what did people go back to?
♦ Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
♦ How can there be self-help groups?

Do Lipton employees take a coffee break?

Sisters, Thanks for the smiles.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
To get to the other side.

:haha: :haha: :haha: ROTF! THANKS FOR THE GIGGLES!!!:D :D :D

Reggie, Dutchgirl, Bless and Calebsmom
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, I really needed to laugh.
Sue

Hi Sue, I'm always happy when someone can feel just a tiny bit better, and really happy when someone is able to laugh again! So often we get so caught up in things, we forget what feeling good was like. These gals sure can bring on a good needed laugh though, aren't they just the best? Sometimes I will be in a cruddy mood, and than one of them comes along, and out of nowhere, I'm rolling around laughing and smiling. God sure works miracles! :)

Thanks Reggie
God does work miracles. One of my many problems is asking God for help or putting it in God's hand then I turn around and try to fix it myself. I do trust God and I have faith but for some reason I think that I should be able to fix it. I was doing ok until something i read in regards to my son just made me so angry. When I get angry I just go silent. I will not talk to anyone because I am afraid if I start talking I will say things I will regret later. Sorry for going on like this.
Sue

That's ok Sue, that's why were here. I do the exact same thing, and can go on living in silence for days when I am angry. But like you, it's best I just keep to myself when I get like that. I think we have all mastered that trick of giving it to God than taking it back, than back and forth, round and round. Why is that part so hard? I guess because we are Mom's and it is in our blood, sweat, and tears to need to fix things for our kids. I hope whatever it is works out for you. Take Care!

dutchgirl those are great, I copied them and am going to send them to the boys. I am sure they will get kick out of them. Thanks for something lighthearted right now! OHHHHH Bless I copied the chicken one to. Didnt want you to feel left out:) I ended the list with that one and just may even bring a laugh for them!

hahah Lavina. After I read the Chicken joke back, I started laughing reallyyyyy hard. That scares me.
:yes: :hmm: :yes:

takes me back to my childhood bless! Think its the first joke a kid learns!

Oh maybe that's it then. I am still giggling bout the chicken visual.

Love all the jokes guys. They certainly brightened my day.

Bless, I have the same problem you do. Takes me forever to pick out books. Have been putting a bunch on my wish list cause haven't been able to send him any for a while. Now I can send him books again and my wish list disappeared. Now gotta start over again. UGH! All the suggestions will hopefully make things go quicker for me, I hope. lol

Oh that's the pits when the wish list vanishish. So glad to hear you were able to visit your son. High Fivers! How did your visit go? I know you were one happy Mommy and Son!

I was so excited I was going to get to see him I forgot to eat. My tummy is reminding me of that right now. The visit was good. Lots of tears and stuff but it was all good. They had him in cuffs. Broke my heart. Wanted to give him a hug so bad. I guess some day I'll get to see him without the glass inbetween. He looks pretty thin but other than that was looking pretty good. All in all it was a good visit. Still on a got to see my son high.
Now I need to find my stash of chocolate. hehe

I was so excited I was going to get to see him I forgot to eat. My tummy is reminding me of that right now. The visit was good. Lots of tears and stuff but it was all good. They had him in cuffs. Broke my heart. Wanted to give him a hug so bad. I guess some day I'll get to see him without the glass inbetween. He looks pretty thin but other than that was looking pretty good. All in all it was a good visit. Still on a got to see my son high.
Now I need to find my stash of chocolate. hehe

Aww that's wonderful to hear O. Really happy you had such a nice visit. Yeah the emotions are really tough to hold back huh. It's been awhile since you've seen him. The cuffs are so tough :( And I think your's will gain back some weight soon. I have no idea how ours beefed up a little bit in county, but he did. Maybe I never fed the kid? laugh.

I think you should bottle that Got to See your Son High and patent it :)

I think you should bottle that Got to See your Son High and patent it :)

Wouldn't that be great!

Mmm. Chocolate.

YES! I'll take a years supply of that and the chocolate! :)

YES! I'll take a years supply of that and the chocolate! :)

As soon as I figure out how to bottle it I'll have some to you.
(If only it were that easy)

O, I'm so behind, and didn't know you got to go visit your boy, I'm like you and not an ace with the puter. If Bless hadn't mentioned it in her reply, I would have missed that. Yay for you!
Wendy

I mentioned this before but it was while I was a rookie and now I can post links:clap:

http://carolkent.org/

She has a story of her own and I know of one good book. Now I Lay My Issac Down but really I just wanted to post a link lol

:hifive: High fives Lavina! Now your a pro! :D I'm really glad you posted that link though because I couldn't find the thread the other day, and wanted to recommend this book to Pebblelina. :thumbsup: Thank you!

I was trying to remember the name of that book too.

(And still puter illiterate, can post links but don't have a clue how. Can't even figure out how to print anything.(sigh))

Oh dear. You know I don't splain so good Lucy. Bless is way better at that!

Oh dear. I don't splain so good Lucy. Bless is way better at that!

Oh dear. I don't know how to splain so good either Ricky. MDF is way better at that. Anybody, somebody?

LOL, I wish I could bottle your spirit of smiles you give me Bless, We'd be riiiiiich Arnez's! hahaha!

Well, that was so helpful.:rolleyes:

Sorry O, sometimes Ricky cornfuses us even more! (taking no blame) heehee!

hahaha. Ok Let me think here. It's all in the wrist action.

Do you have a control button on your keyboard?

heehee, does that come standard? KIDDING!!!! And having way too much fun doing it! LOL

Ok I should have clarified what kind of Wrist action. laughing!

Rotf! Big Time!!!!

I don't think my puter has the same stuff as ya'lls does.:D

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's toooooooooo bad, maybe you can special order? LOL!

And am I going to get any help with the special order?

heeheehee :)

Is there a book on wrist action?

I think the manual can be found in the darkroom!!! LOL

Oh my. Guess that's where Bless got it from.

hahaha, ROTF... our poor Beloved Bless...so curious!!!

Darkroom! HEHE! I recently heard about that place. haha!

OH! shoot I never came back here. mybad! haha! O, do you have a control button on the keyboard? The button might say something like "ctrl". My'n is near the shift button. Put the wrist action away for a moment, but you're gonna need it soon though. heheh! That's if you can find the control button first. I copied and pasted these instructions from help on the net. Seemed to be the easiest way rather than my version of a billion paragraphs! ha! If this confuses you, just type "How do I copy and paste" in your browser. It'll find places you can go for help instructions.

Highlighting Text you want to copy and paste
1. Click with your left mouse button at the start of the text you want to highlight.
2. Keep your left mouse button held down.
3. Drag your mouse pointer across the screen (Your mouse pointer will change shape. It will be the shape of a capital letter I.
4. You can drag in any direction you like.
5. When you've reached the end of the text you want to highlight, let go of the mouse button.
6. Your text is now highlighted.

Copy and Pasting Highlighted Text - C is for Copy, V is for Paste

After you Highlight the text you want to cut and paste
Hold down the Ctrl key on your keyboard
Press the letter “C” on your keyboard
The text is copied
Move the cursor to the place where you want to paste your text
Hold down the Ctrl key on your keyboard
Press the letter “V” on your keyboard
The text is pasted to the new position

Found It!

Yay O! Ok I put more instructions on my message above. You can do it! Takes a bit of practice. But it becomes second nature after awhile. I'm still working on that part myself. giggle.

Oh my. Me thinks its gonna take a LOT of practice for me. Hmm.

Also......... you can hold the mouse left button down and highlight what you want to copy.... keep the arrow in the highlighted area........ then let go....... then click the RIGHT button and choose "COPY"....... go to where you want to put the copied text.... click the RIGHT BUTTON again.....click *PASTE* and voila.......
then you don't have to use that old control button....
or something like that....

Love,
mary

By the way Mary, seems we got sidetracked again. Just wanted to let you know that I am strictly following my chocolate diet.

It's confusing I know. The buttons are a pain huh. Just a matter of pressing them at the right time and it'll all come together. Soon you'll be copy and pasting this entire place. heheh!

I wish I could do MDF's method here. My mouse won't let me copy on the right click while writing messages. What a pain.

:confused: Now need to figure out how to print all these destructions.:confused:

By the way Mary, seems we got sidetracked again. Just wanted to let you know that I am strictly following my chocolate diet.

Freezes in Tracks. Yes MDF! (drops bag of candy bars and whips out a carrot stick)

:confused: destructions.:confused:

HAHAHAHA! Thats soooo funny!

Carrot sticks?:confused: Are those those orange things that have hair growing on them now I keep seeing in my fridge?

HEHEEH! Yes the same things in my fridge that when you hold them up, they droop over to the side.

Hmmm. Hairy, drooping carrot sticks. How yummy. Think I like chocolate better.

laughing! I wonder what others think when they start reading some of this stuff and have no idea why and where it's going or where it started at. I love it!

When anyone goes to my fridge, to help themselves, I just explain I'm in the middle of an improtant science project.
Wendy

Keeps them guessing. Something different to ponder for a while.(At least, it will make them wonder what kind of nut cases they have stumbled across.)

Science project. I'll have to remember that one.

When anyone goes to my fridge, to help themselves, I just explain I'm in the middle of an improtant science project.
Wendy

hahaha Wendy! You're too clever!

:yuck: Oh goodness. Popped in here to say hi and was greeted at the door with a hairy droopy carrot. Than I looked over and saw remnants of what I hope was a pinata filled with fudge. :hmm: Think I'll turn around and go back to sipping my V8 juice. :p

laughing! I wonder what others think when they start reading some of this stuff and have no idea why and where it's going or where it started at. I love it!
makes me think - i wonder what their drinking - i'll have what they're having! minus the droopy carrots :yuck:. thats what i had for lunch, now i need a chocolate chaser! :clap:

I got some bananas...but, now they have to become banana bread! Darn it! I have let something that only needed to be peeled into a big mess! Yummy...but more work than I really care to do.

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal to four-year old David's comment. Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over his heart. "Listen", she said..........."What do you suppose that is?" He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal to four-year old David's comment. Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over his heart. "Listen", she said..........."What do you suppose that is?" He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"

Great big AWWWWWWW!!!!!

I got some bananas...but, now they have to become banana bread! Darn it! I have let something that only needed to be peeled into a big mess! Yummy...but more work than I really care to do.

Perhaps your neighbors have some teenagers? They'd love those Naners. My sister used to call her teenagers "The YardApes". haha!

makes me think - i wonder what their drinking - i'll have what they're having! minus the droopy carrots :yuck:. thats what i had for lunch, now i need a chocolate chaser! :clap:

hahah! Theres a HUGE chocolate Chaser here somewhere. The secret is not to duck when you see the Fudge Filled Pinata heading your direction.

bring it on!!!

or...

HAHAHA! We have an Artist Magnificant in the house!

CalebsMom, I love the cartoon. It says it all!
Here is my latest rambling..posted earlier on another thread but I'll post here too.
I have a heart full of love just waiting to give
A life full of happiness waiting to live
The child that’s in trouble consumes all my day
His brothers and sisters seem cast by the way
I remember the story from when I was young
The one that tells us of the prodigal son,
We all have a purpose, here on this earth.
We were hand picked by God, in this way to serve.
We are strong and yet humble, eternally brave
Waiting to welcome the one we forgave.
We hold families together from one day to another,
All of us drawing strength from each other.
The sentence we serve, is the future unknown
Praying our children will someday come home.

For all of you Love T.

Love it Love it Love it! Thank you so much Capnet.

That was beautiful Capnet! So true, especially the two lines referring to the child in trouble consuming our days, and there siblings being cast aside, I can so relate. Good Job!
Wendy

We were hand picked by God, in this way to serve.


catnep, this whole poem is phenomenal! this is my favorite line. it makes me stand a little straighter, thinking about what the world must think of my family. i never cared before, but it seemed like all of a sudden i noticed. thanks for that.

Thank you Capnet! CalebsMom, that's what I was thinking! Hand picked by God. Love it! Oh and I love your avatar! :)

Morning all...ok so that little cartoon is called an "avatar".... Thanks for edumacating me gals! shovelling 10 inches of snow this a.m ...no school so have my kids out there getting my car ready for work!!

Good morning Capnet! Have a good day at work, (gigles) and stay warm! Be careful out there on those roads!

Thanks Reggie, TGIF. I'm already envisioning my first cocktail of the weekend! My hubby drove me to work (i work only 5 mins from home) but hate driving in the snow. My son called last night, I shared the time and he got to talk to his Dad and siblings. He's still able to laugh but after 2 weeks still has no toiletries (it took 10 days for them to credit his commissary account with my western union) I Know, I know it's jail not the Hilton but how about some soap and a towel! He wasn't able to buy stamps yet so he has sent me a letter with a stamp he peeled off one I sent him he says the worst that can happen is it's returned. He also put all of the letters to others in there for me to send. Well it's still snowing here in Chicago land! Stay warm all...

YEA! A phone call!!!! Happy Dance!!!! Boos and BLAH'S for the delay on the necessities! A big GGGRRRR! Prayers being prayed for his needs and letters. Hang in there!

Thanks Reggie, TGIF. I'm already envisioning my first cocktail of the weekend! My hubby drove me to work (i work only 5 mins from home) but hate driving in the snow. My son called last night, I shared the time and he got to talk to his Dad and siblings. He's still able to laugh but after 2 weeks still has no toiletries (it took 10 days for them to credit his commissary account with my western union) I Know, I know it's jail not the Hilton but how about some soap and a towel! He wasn't able to buy stamps yet so he has sent me a letter with a stamp he peeled off one I sent him he says the worst that can happen is it's returned. He also put all of the letters to others in there for me to send. Well it's still snowing here in Chicago land! Stay warm all...

Happy dancing with Reggie for the Phone Call you got!

Irk about the stamp! I thought they were allowed 3 yellow state envelopes per week? Sigh.

Irk! About the things he needs to clean up. Our son washes up to what he refers to as Bird Baths. Sink water and over the toilet baths.

At our Prison, they are allowed showers 3 times a week right now. The Bird Baths work well in between. hehe!
Money: Some use Jpay.com for deposits. I heard the online deposits go WAY fast. They give inmates notice when the deposit is made.

Thanks everyone for all of your suggestions and ideas. I think the delay in his receiving money for commissary is due to overcrowding and it takes them that long to get him the receipt. I heard today on the news that a judge is going to the county jail to see first hand the overcrowding problem. Just got home.....ready for that cocktail......first round on me tonight ladies!

Perks up...cocktails??????? Oh, well, uhm, sure yes, I'll have a double please. That way you won't have to turn around and make another one right away. heehee Well let's hope he does more than just be a lookieloo there, and actually does something to help fix the problem. Yes, commissary can be a pain, and don't forget they don't run that like they are supposed to either. My son has been waiting 3 weeks now for his store run. GGGRRR!!!!!!

Doubles all around then........

:beer: I'm sooooo ready!

That is Fantastic News! I hope he makes a close assessment and changes are made immdiately. Blessings to the Judge!

Who wants to come make this chickenfried steak for me? I've seem to lost all my zest from my zest, heehee!

Quietly walking by minding own business.

FREEZES IN TRACKS...
Did somebody mention Food?!?!?
Chef Hat suddenly appears on head

No, but someone did mention drinks! I could use one, what am I saying I am using one!
Wendy

Quietly walking by minding own business.

FREEZES IN TRACKS...
Did somebody mention Food?!?!?
Chef Hat suddenly appears on head
haha, oh now you appear, now that I'm done playing drunken heinz in there. :D At least I didn't burn the house down! Cheers Wendy!

YYYYY cocktails all ready for you!



Who graduated from bartender college?

My blender is wonderful for making slushy margaritas! I love the blue raspberry margaritas! So pretty and so yummy!

:::putting on my jammies early:::: Ready to par-tay!

Mary:yay: :wave: :beer:

Yummers! I haven't had a margarita in ages! I know I got all my nasty little chores done so I could sit back and drink, heehee!

:no: No more fish for me! I just saw a recall on it, oh no, not going to touch that! :eek:

http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2008/NEW01790.html

Sounds like a good reason not to eat fish to me.:D

These are the symptons of the illness it causes, but I think I already have most of these! LOL

Symptoms of ciguatera poisoning include nausea, vomiting; diarrhea; numbness and tingling of the mouth, hands or feet; joint pain; muscle pain; headache; reversal of hot and cold sensation (such that cold objects feel hot and vice versa); sensitivity to temperature changes; vertigo, and muscular weakness. There also can be cardiovascular problems, including irregular heartbeat and reduced blood pressure.

EEEEEK! Definitely not eating fish.

Sad isn't it? That's what happens when fish are harvested. Sickness spreads fast and furious. And for unharvested fish, its so unaffordable to most, like myself. What to do what to do? Isn't there some cat food shaped like little fish? Wonder how that frys up? ooo ouch!

EEEEWWWWW. Cat food? Think the only fish I'm gonna eat now is them little fish crackers.

:D LOL, I guess it's time we get serious about our diets if we're going to be sporting our new bikini's at Mary's pool this summer. ROTFMBO! I'll be the one in the moo moo! :p LOL

Diet? Are Oreo's, ice cream, Snickers, peanut butter cups, chips and the like included in this diet?

What color moo-moo you gonna wear Reg? Wanna make sure we don't wear the same one.;)

I'm thinking bright purple with lovely spring time flowers, wanna look festive and all. :D I'll break out the good one, LOL.

I can just see us now,sitting on the beach in our chairs,the suns starting to set,us with our teeny bikinis,all tan ,having a rum&coke,deciding where to go party at,hummmm that will work for me,watchout tybee,st simons,here we come

Don't forget the Mt Dew and Pepsi...I've been on the Carnival diet...popcorn and pepsi.

Well, I've lost about 25 lbs so far and still working on it diligently. I'm staying away from Philly cheesesteaks, but I promise you, before I go home, I'm gonna splurge and have me one just on principle.

and Tasty Cakes! and a pound of PA cheese! now I'm hungry!

Ok,perque,what Is The Carnival Diet? Need To Know,i Love New Diets,,,,,md How Are You Taking Yours Off????

Moma K, I think she said popcorn and pepsi, NOT a real diet, unless of course it's diet pepsi, and butter free popcorn!

Wendy

Just checking by the MOM post a couple nights ago and read what Reggie said about the fish. (Yuck!) Then the fried fish shaped cat food totally did it. :idea: Thought since the visual image of fried cat food stopped my run to the frig for the last piece of cheese cake it might be a great time to start my long overdue diet. (I've put on over 20 pounds since my sons incarceration and was plenty chubby before that.) It's working for now.

Yes I'm afraid I can't keep living in my pj's, however comfy the elastic waist band is! I've outgrown my fat clothes I bought last summer! LOL
ummmm cheese cake! :)

Sure is sad when my fat a## jeans can't be pulled up past my knees. Doing the stretch pants thing now and not happy with the look. Friend told me she lost 9 pounds with fruit cleanse and then 10 more easily with a moderate diet. I dunno, think I'll just keep visulizing the fried cat food fishies and gravy over whatever I know I shouldn't be eating. (Yes, I know I'm a bit strange, but I'm loveable) :D

Ok,perque,what Is The Carnival Diet? Need To Know,i Love New Diets,,,,,md How Are You Taking Yours Off????

Wendy, too true..the Carnival Diet is Popcorn and Pepsi...here where I work they have installed a popcorn machine...free popcorn...
and since I am an engineer, and one of the engineer mottos is "We're cheap, go for the free food" ;) I eat popcorn for breakfast and lunch, and Pepsi is in the machine for .50.
I haven't actually lost any weight...but I haven't gained any either...so its a wash. I guess if I would get up from my computer during lunch and walk around the block or something that might help.

The fish thing LOL don't even know what to say about that. LOL
I dont' know but I think stress is making me lose weight but I am trying to do the eat every couple hours wether it be a half of peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a piece of cheese or of course the CHOCOLATE LOL
The massage theripist that comes to my sisters house every couple weeks told my brother in law she didn't even recognize me I have lost so much weight. ROFL I wonder if she was looking at the same person last time she was here. Because I haven't lost that much. LOL
But I'm working on it. I'm ready for the sunshine, walks and getting a tan, working in Bill's memorial garden that should get me some good exercise and of course running with my grandson has got to burn off some of these calories. :)

Vi,
stress makes me eat...lol I hang up the phone from talking with my mom and grab the potato chips. grrr.

hey maybe I could introduce you to that woman...LOL
she has all 7 of her kids with snack attacks from her constantly trying to control us.

I know that woman Jancy, she is related to me too! We spent 10 years not seeing or speaking to one another. I got in touch when my son got in trouble, they have always had a very good relationship with my boys. I stayed with them, them meaning parents, after my son's sentencing, and she still couldn't help the sarcasm. I'm older and wiser now, and can turn the other cheek. For the life of me, I couldn't do it when I was younger.

Wendy

:cool: walks by casually.....whistling, and humming, hmm hmm hmm...........
:hee: Oh hello Bless! :D

It's back! Fish anyone?:rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You girls! I Lovvvve you sooo much! Do you know how long it's been since I laughed out loud?

For all the new readers. We beg your forgivness wayyyy ahead of time. If you dare read this thread. What started out as a pleasant new hope of sheading a few pounds and getting healthy....

Remember how I sent those leftover cookies and fudge up to Mars?? Well, now I've really slipped over the edge and signed up for Weight Watchers online.

Oh my, and the Wendy get2gether was also a blast! ROTF, the pinatas! :)

BTW I don't recommend it, but pulling teeth forces weight loss too. :)

Hehe Reggie. Now don't go getting all skinny as a bone on us. I'll be jealous!

ROTF, I'd have to have all my teeth pulled to get skinny! Being able to fit into my fat jeans would be nice at this point, LOL.

wait i better shut up again:thumbsup:

Never never never shut up Deb! :)

Hello! No don't shut up. heheh! I haven't seen this thread for sooo long. Somebody hang another Pinata? Put lots of food in it. Sombody give it a big wack. laugh!

well if i complain about my size 0 falling off me ...will you hang me like a pinata??????
i have all me teeth btw:o.

well if i complain about my size 0 falling off me ...will you hang me like a pinata??????
i have all me teeth btw:o.

HAHAHA!

ROTF! Deb your safe, we need a slim one for those nights we go out and need a favor when the cops pull us over, LOL!
JK folks, from another thread, heehee.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:<<<<<<<i have never done that with a cop:rolleyes:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:<<<<<<<i have never done that with a cop:rolleyes:

No worries deb...you just have to smile

perque, LOL, yea Deb, just smile! Or resort to RAD! :)

RAD! HAHAAAHAHAH! There she goes again, cracking me up! Ali is probly cracking up too right about now.

I've been losing you girls, I posted several times to the other site and it's gone to cyber space. Am I the only one getting the updates about PTO at the top of my screen, then not being posted?

ok rad????here i go again with my blond self...i know i am going to be sorry i asked

wendy i am lost and i only stepped away a few times to let dogs out....so your not alone

No worries deb...you just have to smile

rewwy? Thats it? Ok I'm going smile from now on :) MUCH easier. giggle!

I just follow you all around. hehehe!

Reggie can you please explain to us in DETAIL what RAD is? HAHAHAHAHA!

:confused::eek::shake::nospeak:

I see me now. I couldn't post after a while to the other one. Let's see how long they let me stay on this one!

Wendy

MotherJ, forgive us! heheh!

motherJ, LOL, can you explain it? :)
Wendy, same problems here. Must be the quirks getting worked out, eh?

I'm just too old to keep up with you young whipper snappers.:)

I can't imagine what a teen ager would think reading all this stuff around here. haha! Like those teens that bring their moms on tv for a makeover. haha! There I'd be with a grip on my precious spandex and platinum blonde fried hairdoo.

Deb, RAD = Rope A Dope.

Rope-a-dope is a boxing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing) fighting style used most famously by Muhammad Ali (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali) (who coined the term) in the Rumble in the Jungle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_in_the_Jungle) against George Foreman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman). The idea is for the boxer to lie on the ropes of a boxing ring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_ring), conserve energy and allow the opponent to strike him repeatedly in hopes of making him tire and open up weaknesses to exploit for an eventual counter-attack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope-a-dope

heehee, in other words, just lay there and get, uhm, er, pounded. LOL

BUHAHAHA!!!! There's an actual definition for it too! hahaha. Reggie that is sooooo funny!!! And you'd be the one to find it too, you find everything I swear. AHHAHAAHAH!

wikipedia splains it so much "nicer", heehee.

steps behinde reggie !!!!!!!!!oh no way sista. i will push you in front of me!!!!!!!!! or run like the dickens....

I really do think Wikipedia needs an update on the new modern hip and funky definition. uh huh! heheh! Can you edit things over there? HAHAHA!

I really do think Wikipedia needs an update on the new modern hip and funky definition. uh huh! heheh! Can you edit things over there? HAHAHA!

As a matter of fact you can...wikipeadia is an open forum...you share what you know

btw perque.. good afternoon nice to see ya today...

As a matter of fact you can...wikipeadia is an open forum...you share what you know

hehehe! Oh Perque! this is good news! Reggie, how bout updating that definition with your version of Rope-A-Dope? It's been awhile, I can't remember my version. ha!

ok I'm hiding behind Deb!
I'll bring the camera! haha!

Nothong to say just wanting to see if I'm still being posted. I had a huge post to David'sMom, on the other post it didn't get there. pooooofpooooof just testing

Thanks deb...I'm at work, LOL, I don't have to arm wrestle anyone here to get online.

Nothong to say just wanting to see if I'm still being posted. I had a huge post to David'sMom, on the other post it didn't get there. pooooofpooooof just testing

Aww Wendy, you're having so many posting problems today :( Do you know how to copy and paste? Maybe you can copy what you typed before you hit the button, just incase. I know the feeling of losing it all suddenly like that. ouchies. What a pain huh.

isn't that nice of them to give you your own pc at work....;):D

isn't that nice of them to give you your own pc at work....;):D

:D;)Yeah...they'd be hard pressed to get any work outta me if they didn't. I test software :p

:Di will tread very lightly n that testing softwear?do you get to turn it into hardwear???:eek:

:Di will tread very lightly n that testing softwear?do you get to turn it into hardwear???:eek:

*snicker* errrr...ummm...actually...yeah...sort of. LOL cause I test a mix of software and firmware

Now you got me between

Mother J.... being a young whipper snapper
Bless.... fried hairdoo and spandex
Reggie.....roping a dope
Deb..... pushing ahead
Pergue... arm wrestling
Wendy.... chasing and posting to and fro

Whew what a work out . I too haven't laugh like this in a long while too long. Thanks ladies.

And about that TV show. ..... I will be the blonde with the cutest 5 mt. old grandson, wearing my turquoise and pink high heals. I will be just a young 48 yr old swinging and hip Gramme. I will explain on this show that we are all a bunch of mamas. Some of us are good with dictionaries, Some of us can spell. Some of us adopt and foster children. Some of us live in Mexico with her heart in Ca prison. Some of us have served time only to feel the pain of our sons incarceration. Some of us fly. Some of us have a son David who shouldn't have such a long sentence. This show will have the highest ratings as we could go on and on. Most importantly have the audience laughing through their tears


LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. THANK LADIES.... I TIP MY TURQUOISE HAT OFF TO YOU!

all i know is i type letters..i hit enter and wella...magic.

*snicker* errrr...ummm...actually...yeah...sort of. LOL cause I test a mix of software and firmware

Can you mix some of that up for me to have a firm budinski? If so, lets bottle it and get it on Ebay! yaw!

This show will have the highest ratings as we could go on and on. Most importantly have the audience laughing through their tears

hehehe! I can see it now! What shall you name this Show?

Can you mix some of that up for me to have a firm budinski? If so, lets bottle it and get it on Ebay! yaw!

Dang...hadn't though of that. All I do is test the code, maybe I can get some of these brainiacs that actually write the code here developing it:thumbsup:

Dang...hadn't though of that. All I do is test the code, maybe I can get some of these brainiacs that actually write the code here developing it:thumbsup:

Hahah! And we'll pay good money! Billions! Trillions!

throw in firm upper arms, firm legs, and a touch to remove cellute. Dang will make a fortune you hear me a fortune

We can use the "show" to promote it. Drawing blanks here re: name of show. I am still trying to get the spanish on the other post. hehehe

throw in firm upper arms, firm legs, and a touch to remove cellute. Dang will make a fortune you hear me a fortune

We can use the "show" to promote it. Drawing blanks here re: name of show. I am still trying to get the spanish on the other post. hehehe

hehehe! Laughing. We could make zillions! Gatillions!

Hitting the keys, and pressing post "quick reply" has normally been it for me, Deb, there's a conspriracy today, I'm getting notice that I have a duplicate post. Now we all know we never got one of those before or we never would have duplicate posted! Sign up top says its only going to be brief. I believe them, a small glitch

Wendy

Oh Wendy, I sent you a little something.

Deb, RAD = Rope A Dope.

Rope-a-dope is a boxing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing) fighting style used most famously by Muhammad Ali (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali) (who coined the term) in the Rumble in the Jungle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumble_in_the_Jungle) against George Foreman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman). The idea is for the boxer to lie on the ropes of a boxing ring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_ring), conserve energy and allow the opponent to strike him repeatedly in hopes of making him tire and open up weaknesses to exploit for an eventual counter-attack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope-a-dope

heehee, in other words, just lay there and get, uhm, er, pounded. LOL

George Foreman!??! I know all about this boxing thing because I have his grill.

Okokokok...... you know how brutally honest I yam.......well, I dropped out of Weight Watchers Online and locally, too. I am still trying to eat healthy, however, since this recent diabetes thing cropped up. But I just wanted to look into the camera and admit:

I am NOT as thin as a 5th grader!

:D

MDF!! Huggers Girl! Great to see you here! I hope you keep coming back. You are Loved and Missed.

You have his Grill? Ok now we want to see a picture of your teeth :)

Got it and replied MotherJ, and thanks!

Wendy

LOL I just can't let this one go off into cyber space! :)

:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::r ock::bow::bow::bow::bow:

I see Reggie is up to her good heart again. Bringing Classic old threads to the top. Thank you!

LOL I just can't let this one go off into cyber space! :)


Okay, I have a question for ya's. What would you do?? Hypothetically, of course.....

An inmate asks you to do some typing for him as a favor. You tentatively agree if it's not too complicated and won't take over your life. Then 3 envelopes arrive and you type them up, make him the 3 copies as he requested, and return them back to him. Then 20 envelopes arrive from him, all numbered, and he wants you to type all these things (about 6 pages per envelope) and a legal thing that I've (I mean SHE's) never seen before. She even attempted to type it (the legal thing) but doesn't have the software for such a document (a writ or something) and it would be painfully slow going. He didn't say how long she'd have; altho she has written him back and asked him -- like a few months??? But even then.... she is not a secretary, she just a puter keyboard puncher who has spell check. She feels badly for the guy who obviously wants this done very badly and has obviously been working tirelessly to get these things all written and prepared for typing. <sigh> She feels guilty not doing it, but garsh!

so....what would you do? hypothetically, of course.

Classic cars, classic music, classic threads! AHAHA! Oh wait, classic...isn't that just a nice word for old?

Okay, I have a question for ya's. What would you do?? Hypothetically, of course.....

An inmate asks you to do some typing for him as a favor. You tentatively agree if it's not too complicated and won't take over your life. Then 3 envelopes arrive and you type them up, make him the 3 copies as he requested, and return them back to him. Then 20 envelopes arrive from him, all numbered, and he wants you to type all these things (about 6 pages per envelope) and a legal thing that I've (I mean SHE's) never seen before. She even attempted to type it (the legal thing) but doesn't have the software for such a document (a writ or something) and it would be painfully slow going. He didn't say how long she'd have; altho she has written him back and asked him -- like a few months??? But even then.... she is not a secretary, she just a puter keyboard puncher who has spell check. She feels badly for the guy who obviously wants this done very badly and has obviously been working tirelessly to get these things all written and prepared for typing. <sigh> She feels guilty not doing it, but garsh!

so....what would you do? hypothetically, of course.
I would hypothetically, tell such person....every unit has a law library, that would, in my hypothetical opinion, be of much more assistance and knowledge than my hypothetical self. :rolleyes: Than respectfully decline to do such hypothetical typing.

Okay, I have a question for ya's. What would you do?? Hypothetically, of course.....

An inmate asks you to do some typing for him as a favor. You tentatively agree if it's not too complicated and won't take over your life. Then 3 envelopes arrive and you type them up, make him the 3 copies as he requested, and return them back to him. Then 20 envelopes arrive from him, all numbered, and he wants you to type all these things (about 6 pages per envelope) and a legal thing that I've (I mean SHE's) never seen before. She even attempted to type it (the legal thing) but doesn't have the software for such a document (a writ or something) and it would be painfully slow going. He didn't say how long she'd have; altho she has written him back and asked him -- like a few months??? But even then.... she is not a secretary, she just a puter keyboard puncher who has spell check. She feels badly for the guy who obviously wants this done very badly and has obviously been working tirelessly to get these things all written and prepared for typing. <sigh> She feels guilty not doing it, but garsh!

so....what would you do? hypothetically, of course.

Mary you are too funny! I'd say your friend would not want or maybe can't think she can even complete this task, though she'd love to do it, she might get overwhelmed with it. She might say "NO Stop the Madness!!!!!". But then swiftly start gathering up everything and continue moving forward with it to the best of her ability. Cuz it might make her feel really wonderful regardless if she ends up bald and crossed eyes. yes. I think your friend is absolutely a brilliant woman and can take on the biggest tasks and acheive them.

I would hypothetically, tell such person....every unit has a law library, that would, in my hypothetical opinion, be of much more assistance and knowledge than my hypothetical self. :rolleyes: Than respectfully decline to do such hypothetical typing.

ahhaah! Gosh I never thought of that. Reggie and Mary, will you please come live with me and be my brain?

Bless, she's not 'brilliant' at all .... :rolleyes: but she loves you! :yes: and appreciates your kind words and thoughts.

Reggie, are you saying there's a copy machine and typewriter usually in a library in a prison that an inmate could use?? well, at least a typewriter?

You guys are da best! :lovestruck: hypothetically? Nope! Really!!!

hypothetical...is there meds for that ????????? or do you nee to go to the hospital?????

BUAHAHAHAHA omg!

Reggie, are you saying there's a copy machine and typewriter usually in a library in a prison that an inmate could use?? well, at least a typewriter?


Mary, let me first correct myself, and say most units have a Law Library, or access to one. The Law Library is there to help the inmates, with appeals, writs, POA's, divorce/marriages, etc., anything legal. You can call the unit he is on, and ask them if they have a Law Library or if the inmates have access to one. Uh, hypothetically, of course. :)

"she's" still considering doing it......she's going to call her family attorney's ofc and ask the sec'y if there's a special software they use to type that official thingy up on... which would help some. All the lines have to be numbered and double spaced, I think. But I'm not sure. I mean, she's not sure.

hehehe! funny!

She's been typing and copying and sent a rough draft to the gent for proofing. :D

Bless, you were right -- she toughed it up and proceeded and is glad she did. Oh, and waddyano? the software was online for 60 days free trial offer so God provided and <sigh> what the heck: Everyone needs a friend now and again to do some weird task for them, right? (weird task, not a weird friend -- altho, when I think about it, we all need one of them, too)

She now knows how to type a writ of habeus corpus, too. You never know when you might need that bit of experience. :D Thanks for the nudges.

He's lucky to have her Mary....:)

God Love Her Mary!!

<Looks around frantically>
The reason my typing is so Big, Large and Bloaded. I just went and gorged.
I'm so ashamed.
:help:
This thread is hilarious! :D

wanna know what she gorged....has he given you your cigattes back yet????????
whats for dinner i'm tired of tater tots!!

Yea, heehee...chicken, spanish rice and broccoli. I'll send some your way....:)

Hey Sissie You Pretty Good Cook Thank You!!! Give My Guys My Love!!

I'll send you some beef stroganoff tonight sis...but fair warning tomorrow... is pizza night. :)

Sounds yummy and I don't feel like cooking.....can I just drop by and eat a few leftovers? Or maybe since you gorged, there might not be any, huh?

oh i am starting to learn how to do that cooking thing again.....do you believe my son wants to eat dinner every night...........!!!!!!!!

:haha::haha: You're sooooo funny Deb. Mine kinda like the daily dinner thing also. Even on the days I don't feel like cooking.

I HATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE to cook! I cheat alot....the beef is in the crock pot now, I'll just throw in some noodles and cream of mushroom soup heehee........they'll never know. Yea and what's up with wanting dinner, every single day? shhheeesh! LOL

Sounds yummy and I don't feel like cooking.....can I just drop by and eat a few leftovers? Or maybe since you gorged, there might not be any, huh?
You are always welcome MJ...just beware...I usually cook from a box and doctor it up. :D

That's all good Reg. I even do freezer dinners that way.....make them my own. If there's a short cut, I'm about using it.

well now i am not feeling so bad......i box dr alot also......hey it's a step up from lean cuisine nuke em healthy meals....

i'm starving here and you guys are yackin it up about it!! thanks sissie din din was great!! bubs the only one that will sit down and eat with me....i dont eat very much....and i dr up rice a ronie for spanish rice for stuffed bell peppers....i make good stone soup ...i dont cheat very ofte not even with sketti...and its not my favorite thing in world....cant handle instant taters ....but i am a lazy cook now that bubs hone..lol

reheating enchiladas for dindin here. Had a full day going into Chicago. It was so exciting and there were so many people!!! The parks are so beautiful now. Mature flower gardens. And as you're walking on the Magnificent Mile, you hear all these languages being spoken and enthusiasm. It just seems like I'm on a mini vacation when I go there. And the sunshine and breeze was delicious! Had clam chowder at a outside cafe and just loved watching the people. What a fun place! :D

:cloud::cloud::cloud:ok mary you said you had to go thru ohio to go anywhere so why did't you pick me up??? and leftover enchiladas hey you really are being cruel now.....
didn'tt you know theres no cruelty to sassies law????????:cloud::cloud::cloud::evil::evil::evil: usin the whip!!!:cry::cry::cry::cry:sheesh :thnx:

I am so glad you enjoyed your day. I have only been to Chicago once. It seemed like a really neat city. How far is Chicago from you? I don't know where Michigan is. Would have a hard time finding it on a map. I do know Michigan is a swing state.
I use to love when I lived in New Orleans. I could sit all day drinking coffee,listening to jazz and watching all the people.
Oh those were the days....
Now my days consist of keeping Ms. M dry and lusting after a McPale Blue(Sassie's nickname)

Oh how fun! I just love Chicago. Twice I got a free weeks vacation there for doing my little 3 hour workshop. Always take pants with an elastic waist for the trip back home. My friend and I researched the restaurants before we went and then just ate our way through the city. And shopping........and the people.........it's one of my favorite cities.

Jill, Chicago is about 90 miles from us. It's a great city. Lake Michigan borders the east of the city and the parks along the shore are lovely -- and plentiful. You walk along and there are several marinas, plus the Navy Pier. Sail boats are out enjoying the gorgeous day and the river that runs through the city has amazing bridges crossing it every few blocks. There are many scenic boats that travel the river to admire the magnificent architecture. Then there are the museums, galleries, Shedd Aquarium..... it's just a terrific city......a smaller NYC for sure.... but still big enough to give you that zing that comes from marvelous restaurants and drop-dead department stores. I can just ride through the town on a bus and find it exciting! LOL I'm so easily amused. Then at night -- the lights!!! Wow! The skyscrapers work their magic. I've gone to the theatre there, too, and the festivals in the parks are just tremendous. It's a mini-vacation for sure -- even if it's to go for a doctor's appt -- love it! Wish everyone had a place to go to like this to get away from the real world for a few hours and get rejuvenated - even just having a Starbucks and muffin at a sidewalk cafe. Yummmm.

Bless and a few of us were remembering this thread....so here ya go Bless! :)

Thank you Thank you Reggie! Let's rip it up again! wooohooo! laugh!

Thank you Thank you Reggie! Let's rip it up again! wooohooo! laugh!
:oops:------------>points to Bless<-------------:D :p

well bless?????? reggie points to you!!lol

Here it is: Halloween season! The craft stores have been loaded down with holiday gifts and decorations for months now. It always amuses me how Christmas can be marketable even when it's hot and humid outside.

Soon it will be November. The beginning of the 'toughest season' of the year for many of us. The best way to get through it is to 'give' of your hearts and love to those less fortunate than us.

I want to point out that there's a Holiday Card Swap forum on PTO and hundreds of names are submitted for a Christmas/holiday card. I think the way it goes, you give them one name and in return you send 5 cards out. That's all. Some of the ladies send to many, many more. I know this will mean a lot to many of the gents and ladies in prison who might not otherwise receive cards from anyone. And postcards are only 27 cents to send. ;)

Love to all,
Mary

Good idea about the card swap, Mary.
I love the name of this thread. :thumbsup:
But for me, MOM always meant
MIDDLE Of the MESS = MOM :lol::witch:

How do i get into this card swap? I need something to busy me this year.

you know i have been waiting for miss D-gal to post her nov birthday thread??

Here's the link for the inmate card projects.
click here (http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=219)

But for me, MOM always meant
MIDDLE Of the MESS = MOM :lol::witch:
:D same thing, right? :D

You know as I was visiting my son this past weekend. The visitor room was filled with little children. It has always made me so sad.
I know there is such a thing called the angel tree in every community.
This thread got me thinking.....
What about our own little children whose parents are in prison.

I would love to be able to wrap up a present for one.

Anyone game?

I am in.... I think this is a great idea....!!!!!

I think it's a loving and thoughtful idea and would like to hear more on this. I didn't think we had many children in our forum.... the short, little kind. :) I would love to hear if a prison ever did a collection of funds/toys/gifts for inmate's children. I've never heard of any, but that doesn't mean they haven't done it. Does anyone know of any?

Some of our kids that are in have kids...and moms trying to make it alone or with what help they get from their families........I THINK ITS A GREAT IDEA!

Here's the link for the inmate card projects.
click here (http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=219)

:thnx:

I think it's a loving and thoughtful idea and would like to hear more on this. I didn't think we had many children in our forum.... the short, little kind. :) I would love to hear if a prison ever did a collection of funds/toys/gifts for inmate's children. I've never heard of any, but that doesn't mean they haven't done it. Does anyone know of any?
What a good idea Mary! In TX (believe or or not :rolleyes:) they do offer the Angel Tree program to the inmates...and give gifts to their children for them. BTW I was just remembering when you got us all addicted to bowling at POGO when you created that room there. :D And we all signed in with the same screen names we have here, wondering what must some have thought... who didn't know but could see our sign on names :p

that sounds like it was fun.....

that sounds like it was fun.....I know Sass, must have been a lot of fun but way before my time...:(:(:(:sad&blue::sad&blue::sad&blue:

Okay..... We need to get our own Angel Tree going .....
I know there has too be some children right here in our own little family.
I know a few ..... Baby J and Kaleb. A few newbies are caring for their grandchildren
Lets get this started should I start a new thread? I really want to do this.

jill do it!!! Theres nothing as special when a childs eyes are wide open with sparkles and with smiles !! Thank you

Oh, I had forgotten that bowling thang. It was funny! We should try to do that again this winter wearing our PTO bowling shirts. LOL And you can chat whilst you throw strikes! (and Pogo is free)

Reggie, you have the best memory!

Oh, I had forgotten that bowling thang. It was funny! We should try to do that again this winter wearing our PTO bowling shirts. LOL And you can chat whilst you throw strikes! (and Pogo is free)

Reggie, you have the best memory!
:D Yes it was a blast! LOL PTO bowling shirts :p Well Rocky don't be sad because we can do it again this year! :thumbsup: We were doing it through the Holidays last year, to get us through but we can start one up anytime! :)
We can invite every one to join in and like Mary said, it's free!

Okay..... We need to get our own Angel Tree going .....
I know there has too be some children right here in our own little family.
I know a few ..... Baby J and Kaleb. A few newbies are caring for their grandchildren
Lets get this started should I start a new thread? I really want to do this.
Jill yes please start a thread for our very own Angel Tree! What fun! We can say our gift is from their parent incarcerated or Santa! I'm so excited! how are we going to do this? Start a thread and get ideas going? YIPPIE!!!! I love love love it!!!! :thumbsup:

WOW!!!!!
Angel Tree AND bowling....
a special treat for soul and sanity....
a truly special place this little family....
Always giving up such delicious suprises...
Me thinks I am the lucky one to have found my way here.... :grouphug: :grouphug:

Hi Girlfriends!!!
Whose hand is that reaching from UNDER the table?? Oh, Bless'um! You could use a manicure, hon!!! That's what we need in here!

I have decided on a NEW & IMPROVED mission!!!!

I'm building a sanctuary in here!!! Yup, tear out this wall, put in a Bose music system with high definition tv - nice big one - with satellite dish so we can get 482 stations - and over here in my corner will be a chaise lounge all big and cushy! - the kind you sit in and melt into - and in that corner over there----> that's where the manicurist and pedicurist will have their station and the will work for us for free! ---> and the masseuse, well his name is Lars and is Swedish with soft hands and brings his own oils ----and in this area right here ---> <--- will be where Bless'um's bar will sit along with Wendy's margarita machine and D'girl's grill for those yummy burgers! Yup it will be the talk of the forum! Our own Chatterbox Sanctuary where we party hearty and what was that?.... Who is that whispering about our chef? Is that Mom? Oh yes, he's paid for, too. This is all high class! No expense is spared. And the hubbies? Oh, Wendy, of course, they can visit at any time they wish! Afterall, we're not snobs or man-haters! We're just needing a place to let it all sag...errr...hang...umm....no....be free!!!

We need us a chat room!!! Where we're all in the same place at the same time! That would eliminate 300 posts in 12 minutes! LOL

:::Looking around:::: Where can we find a chat room? :idea: :hmm: :faint: Zzzzzz!


Lars hahaha! Reading these posts is a hoot, page 13 cracks me up! :D

I crack me up sometimes! :haha:

Me too Mary! This whole thread cracks me up! :)

If I remember correctly, Bless'um ran off with Lars! Scandalous! heehee

HAHAAH. Egads this Thread is up again. Reggie is here, she's got that rapid pop the thread mechanism. Lars? omgosh. I think Lars ended up drop kicking me and headed off with Wendy? Cuz she's a better cook for one.

HAHAHA Bless! Wendy can we borrow Lars? heehee