View Full Version : Golfangled it all! TRYING TO START A PARTY HERE - Happy B-Day Donna!
Menally-Ill 07-22-2002, 03:51 PM Twice now, I've posted that it's
BUDWOMAN'S BIRTHDAY, this week!!!!!
So why isn't it showing up in PTO NEWS, INFORMATION and EVENTS?
Sigh...
So I'll sing it yet again...
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* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
* WE LOVE YOU!
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND MAY ALL
* YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
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* WHEN YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLES,
* ONE LIGHT STAYS AGLOW.
* IT'S THE LOVE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES,
* WHEREVER YOU GO!
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( I know I'm a day or two early, but may not be online on your actual day. So, since I didn't want to miss your party, I figured I'd better start it myself!)
Love,
Menolly
P.S: So it shows up here! Now can someone explain what I was doing wrong?
Budwoman 07-22-2002, 04:03 PM GOD BLESS YOU PRECIOUS CHILD.... MY BIRTHDAY IS WEDNESDAY... WILL BE 59..... PRAY FOR ME, RENEE AND BUTCH CAUSE WE NEED IT DESPARATELY....
YOU ARE SO VERY SPECIAL MENOLLY...
MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU
MY LOVE
DONNA
Menally-Ill 07-22-2002, 04:18 PM Oh, Bud, I know. I just saw and responded to your "Rotten Apple" post, (with a small suggestion, as always).
Nevertheless, Bud, birthdays are so important.
A birthday says "I am SOOOO HAPPY that X number of years ago, you struggled to come into this world, and it was such a hard thing to do, you courageously, and triumphantly took that first breath, and proclaimed to everyone within earshot "I AM HERE!"
And so you are here, and look how that's enriched my life, and everyone else's around here!
That's why I celebrate the existance of YOU, Budwoman!
Problems and discouragements or not, I STILL SAY
H*A*P*P*Y B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y B*U*D*W*O*M*A*N!!!
Perhaps I should say "WARRIORWOMAN"!
Love,
Menolly
BillnDenise 07-22-2002, 04:19 PM Yes, Happy Birthday to you!!!
Budwoman 07-22-2002, 04:36 PM GOD BLESS YOU ALL...
MY LOVE
DONNA
Daveswife 07-22-2002, 05:15 PM Happy B-day. Hope it's a great one!!!!!
sherri13 07-23-2002, 07:54 AM donna-happy, happy birthday!
ps-make gene take you to the movies-i know it's been a long time....go to see a good comedy that will have you rollng in the aisles
i love ya!
Donna -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I know you must be a very special person to be born on July 24th because I have a very special person living with me that has a birthday on July 24th. My youngest daughter, Stacie. So I now have two special people in my life to be thankful for.
Again....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Joy
aprilcat 07-23-2002, 09:03 AM Happy One-Day-Before-Your-Birthday, Donna! I love you!
*hugs*
ac
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 02:00 PM Denise! You brought veggies and dip. They can go on the table over there... ------->
Dave's wife, the crepe paper streamers! Here's some tape and a chair. Climb up... ^^^^
Sherri; Ooh, champagne! I'll take that!
Joy, The CAKE is lovely. Over on that table... <--------
April; Cool. CD's. Whatcha' got in mind for the first song???
Budwoman, c'mere girl! Do you mind dancing with a menopausal old hag?
WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN????
First one who arrives gets us ALL!
(I love celebrating people's existance! Can ya tell?)
Menolly
jdswifey02 07-23-2002, 02:17 PM Menolly.... You crack me up and I have never seen someone express so much enthusiasm in such a forum... :)
Budwoman.... There are many of us here that celebrate your existence... it was you who gave me the courage to first post here and your encouraging words that kept me coming back... You will NEVER know just how much you have impacted my life and I can NEVER express my gratitude properly. You are a wonderful mother (to far more than just YOUR children) and an amazing woman!! Have a wonderful birthday... and know that through the few years of your life you have seen many a heartache and endured through many a trial... and have survived to also be blessed.... Each year will continue to bring struggles and joys.... you are strong enough to make it over the rocky parts of the road to get to the beautiful meadows.... and when you don't feel strong enough to take another step... just hold our hands. We love you!!
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 02:31 PM JDW; AWWW! That's all so sweet, and she SOOOO needs to hear this right now!
But the real question is:
DIDJA BRING ANY DANCING BOYS?
Budwoman is a FINE woman to dance with, but you know, you can't "play baseball without the bat!"
Menolly
Budwoman 07-23-2002, 03:00 PM YOU GIRLS, YOU GIRLS, IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW MUCH YOU ARE HELPING ME RIGHT NOW.... I LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY VERY MUCH..... THE GUYS ARE CHICKEN..... OH WELL.... THEY WILL COME OUT SOON....
THANKS.... AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ONLY TOMORROW.... I HAVE HAD THE BEST PARTY EVER AND IT IS NOT OVER YET
I DO LOVE YOU
DONNA
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 03:16 PM BUDWOMAN:
The Lord helps those who help themselves, and you didn't even help yourself by bringing your own dancing boy! Girl, do we gotta teach you how to live joyously? Or have you just forgotten how?
And who cares if your birthday is only tomorrow.
I, THE GREAT MENOLLY, DECLARE IT BUDWOMAN WEEK here at PTO!
Menolly (<--- suffering from slight delusions of grandeur...)
Gemini4lif 07-23-2002, 03:33 PM God Bless you and Happy Birthday to you...and many, many many more in return! Have a wonderful day!
Patrice
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 03:36 PM Hi Patrice!
Wonderful to see you here!
Ummm, I ain't pickin' up all that confetti...
Food's thataway... ---------> and thisaway... <---------
(I'm so confused!!!)
Menolly
Kristin 07-23-2002, 03:48 PM Hi BUDWOMAN!!!
A big warm greeting from Denmark :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
- and may all your wishes come true.
Lots of smiles
Kristin
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 03:52 PM WooHoo, Kristin!
And a plate of Danish food too. Umm, help me out here. What is this?
A MULTINATIONAL BIRTHDAY PARTY!
Now, Bud, c'mon, how many people have thrown you one of those?
Love,
Menolly
Kristin 07-23-2002, 04:03 PM Yes dinner is served... :D
I could have enclosed a picture - if I knew how LOL
I dont have words for it in English - but trust me - its made with love
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 04:06 PM EEK, BUDWOMAN!!!!
A plateful of love, from Denmark!
Now, what more can you ask for! I hope you save a little for me...
Love, (FROM CANADA!)
Menolly
DJohnson 07-23-2002, 04:06 PM Well let's see here...you ladies about got all the "goodies" covered for Budwoman's B-Day. I am drawing a blank on what else is needed.
Have a WONDERFUL Birthday Budwoman!! :wave:
Budwoman 07-23-2002, 04:08 PM YOU GUYS ARE SURE SOMETHING SPECIAL.... I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MARCH 2003 AND OUR INTERNATIONAL MEETING.
I HAVE NEVER HAD A BIRTHDAY THIS GREAT AND IT'S NOT EVEN HERE YET...
I LOVE YOU ALLL
DONNA
prisonmom 07-23-2002, 04:08 PM Budwoman - HaPPy BIRTHday - I'm priveleged to send you these wishes. My humble gift to you today (OK tomorrow) are respect, admiration and a GREAT BIG HUG!!!!!! :)
Remember - however dark, the sun also RISES!!!!!
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 04:14 PM DJ...
Still waitin' on them dancin' boys...
Menolly
P.S: Does Fed X ever censor any of these posts. If he does, I might be in a heap o' trouble...)
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 04:16 PM Budwoman;
Ah, leave it to a woman from Florida to bring you a rising sun!
This is SOOO COOL!
Betcha you guys never thought about cyber-birthday -presents before! Tell the truth...
Menolly
Kristin 07-23-2002, 04:49 PM Buddwoman!!
The 24th of July is a special day here in Denmark.
July in Danish is Juli
Christmas in Danish is Jul
SO - every 24th of July - Santa's comming together here in Copenhagen - from all over Europe. You may say that is it Santa's Day!!! I just saw them today - Imagine in this summer - hundreds of Santa's in town!! LOL
:D Kristin
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 04:54 PM Ummm, Can Santa DANCE?
Kristin 07-23-2002, 04:57 PM when he see a room full of women - how can he not!! :D
shall I invite them all in? :D
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:02 PM YES!!!!
HUNDREDS OF DANCING SANTAS FROM DENMARK!
I knew the dancing boys would come!
Menolly swings by ***WHEEEEEEE** hanging from the chandelier........
bella 07-23-2002, 05:04 PM BUDWOMAN: First of all I would like to wish you the happiest of birthdays! You have always been a wonderful means of advice and support and I truly thank you for it! You are probably the most non-judgmental person I know and that I truly give you credit for. May angels guide you!
Secondly, I decided to bring two gifts to your party. First a huge 10 foot hero cause you can never have enough food. Next a very tall, handsome, classy man (the Richard Gere type) who turns out to be a stripper. He agreed to stay until the guys show up. They took to long and we needed some action,lol
Hugs and best wishes,
Michelle
Valerie 07-23-2002, 05:07 PM Happy, Happy Birthday Donna and happy Bud week too.!!!!
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:08 PM GULP!!!!!!!
Forget the Santas!!!
I'm taking Bella's stripper, jUSt as soon as BUDWOMAN's done with him!
Whew! Is it hot in here?
Menopausal hot flashes?
Nah. I don't have hot flashes.
I have POWER SURGES!
WHEEEEEEEEE...
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:11 PM VAL!
Whadja bring to the party?
Menolly
annie 07-23-2002, 05:21 PM Happy Birthday BudWoman!!! Hope you like pizza, it should be here soon,........and if the delivery guy is cute.......LETS KEEP HIM!!! Annie
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:26 PM Annie!!! Nice to see you!!!
Um, the pizza guy? Why keep him? Maybe we can just rent him for an hour!
(Oh, I am sooooo bad!)
Ummm, anyone notice yet that not ONE SINGLE MALE PTO member has turned up here yet?
Do you ladies think I am scaring them off?
L'il ol' me? Nah!
Menolly
~cheenna~ 07-23-2002, 05:28 PM HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA and a big Texas "HOWDY"
My sincerest wishes for a wonderful day, party and week!
Love you girl, you bring a lot of inspiration to all of us.
Hey Menolly, I brought a big pot of crawfish etouffe and I need to plug in the rice cooker, where you want this stuff. And where's the men? I got the cooler full of spirits out in the car for them to lug in.
I am definitly ready for some fun.... Let's parrrtay!
love, hugs and
B-Ray 07-23-2002, 05:30 PM GEEEESH, had me worries hang'n out. Me be thank'n her be taken over da Senior slot around dis here place with dis B-DAY. But I be see'n her's gots some of dem yors ta be catch'n up 1st.
Now if I be get'n April ta put on da "Lady in Red" we'd be do'n some step'n on da dance floor. Might even get in one of dem birthday smooches when nobody be Lô¿ôK'n. I ain't one of dem dat be kis'n in tel'n ya know!! :-))
Da ole goat, just be a Sit'n 'N Grin'n
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:36 PM Cheena;
Dunno where electrical outlets are... Crawl around til you find one. As for the rest, I guess the kitchen is best...
As for the men, there's some dancing Santas and a stripper, plus a blushing pizza guy...
Spirits? As in ghosts? Or saints?
Menolly
danielle 07-23-2002, 05:38 PM Budwoman - Happy Birthday!
Since food seems to be covered - I'd like to give you patience and strength to endure the road ahead. Can't leave out happiness, hope, faith, and comfort.
Since I am from the south and Mississippi at that, I'd also like to present you with Magnolias - the biggest blooms you've ever seen.
Have a great day - be good to yourself!
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:39 PM ACKK!!!
A real live cyber-man shows up, and his WHATS are hanging out?.....
Ah ladies, how we gonna decide about who dances with this PTO man.
No fighting, scratching, biting or hairpulling...
I think, BRAY, Bud should have the first honours, don't you?
Menolly
Menally-Ill 07-23-2002, 05:41 PM FLOWERS! Of course!
(Menolly whacks herself smack dab in the middle of her forehead!)
For BUDWOMAN, I think it's a STEEL MAGNOLIA!
jdswifey02 07-23-2002, 05:46 PM HERE'S the Dancing Santas.....
Forget the food!!! These are YUMMY!!! :)
Well Donna.... it's YOUR birthday.... you get first pick!! :)
tek4real 07-23-2002, 05:56 PM You go girl,
On your day just want to say
That you can count on me
To be your friend until the end:
Just wait and you will see!
I know that you would be as true
To me for just as long.
No "if" or "but," no matter what,
Our friendship will be strong.
So, my dear, I'm glad you're here
To share my joy and pain.
I care so much, so keep in touch--
I'll talk to you again!
Love ya,
jerry
:D All the best for a great Birthday Budwoman!! :D
In Canada, we play pin the tail on the Toquehead.... no donkey's are harmed during this yearly event. Toques and blindfolds for all!
Ok..... this is getting to be REAL FUN!!! Still realling over the Dancing Santa's.... boy havn't seen that MUCH of a man for a while... Think all this is good for those of us TRYING to wait for someone to come home? Oh well..... it's still great to look at MEN MEN MEN!!! :fb: :fb: :fb:
However, I felt it was time to bring in the cake.
Happy SPECIAL Birthday Donna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Molly 07-23-2002, 07:41 PM A very happy birthday to you!!
My wish for you is joy, happiness and continued strength. May the new year bring positive news for your son and family.
Take care,
Molly
jdswifey02 07-23-2002, 08:10 PM Joy....
We may be committed... but we aren't dead!! :)
It's ok as long as we look but don't touch, right??
(of course that is all I get of my man.... Look, but no touch!)
cobwebqueen 07-23-2002, 08:16 PM Hey, I'm here! Got a carton of Fosters and a swag of Hunky Australian Lifesavers with me (and Lord only knows we need them) Have a briliant day, Warriorwoman!
38special 07-23-2002, 09:09 PM Ms. Budwoman:
I hope, you have a Happy Birthday and many more.
Take care,
38 Special
KelliKoz 07-23-2002, 09:31 PM Donna,
Happy Birthday and God Bless. Although I am a fairly new member, I have read many of your posts and appreciate your wisdom. Enjoy and rejoice!
Kelli
~cheenna~ 07-23-2002, 11:40 PM Oh..my, my...! be still my beating heart! It is definitly heating up in here now.
Menolly, the spirits are the drinking kind... and I'm sure anyone of these fine young fellas in their cute little suits can handle bringing it in.
WARRIORWOMAN... just want you to know I'm having a great time at your party.
********{HUGS}}}}}
vnvdvc 07-23-2002, 11:44 PM There was only one thing missing from this party... ME!!
Just playin' ladies! Can I have the one on the left? Men, cakes, whatever!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DONNA!!!
KConnor56 07-23-2002, 11:54 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY lovely lady!!!!
Valerie 07-24-2002, 12:21 AM Well, I have a bottle of good wine, and we'll all have a massage, hair done, nails ,pedicure ,then we'll all hit the streets and go dancing and party to dawn (I'll pay) It's hard to beat the dancing santa's
Valerie 07-24-2002, 12:45 AM Lets all go sign Lynns petition for Tec4real (Jerry) then we'll come back and party.OK?
aprilcat 07-24-2002, 06:33 AM Happiest of Birthday's, Budwoman! You deserve the best because you are indeed the best! Love you! xoxo ac
Budwoman 07-24-2002, 08:23 AM THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST BIRTHDAY I HAVE EVER HAD..... NEVER HAD STRIPPERS BEFORE BUT I CAN TELL YOU IT IS GREAT....
MY LOVE GOES OUT TO EACH AND EVERY ONE.... THIS LITTLE PARTY HAS LIFTED MY HEART AND GIVEN ME SOMETHING TO KEEP FIGHTING FOR.... YOU GUYS AND ALL THE FAMILY WE HAVE IN PRISON....
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
LOVE YA
DONNA
KConnor56 07-24-2002, 08:27 AM 55 post in less than two days, this must be a record. Donna, Hugs & kisses, & hoping your day is a special day.
Menolly, thanks for starting this thread, it's great.
Love & respect to all--------Ken
love muffin 07-24-2002, 10:32 AM Even though I've already said it I will say it again
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM
ARE YOU EXPECTING ANYTHING GOOD FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY TONIGHT? KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!!!
Valerie 07-24-2002, 10:50 AM HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA~
Cameo 07-24-2002, 10:19 PM Well, almost didn't make it.....Whew! Since I'm almost late to everything, I'll make no excues! What a great party you've thrown here Menolly, and you couldn't have had a better Guest of Honor!! Many, Many Happy Birthday thoughts and Wishes to you Budswoman!!! I tried to attach my own Birthday gift to you, but I'm computer 'dumb' and couldn't do it. Somebody will have to tell me how...
Anyway, I'm glad the guys made it...and I see B-Ray is totally tuckered out, as he was the first guy to the party! And I know Shawna, that the guys you brought were just for the eyes, and none us girls dared to touch!! And lastly, AC with you great music selection, will you play one last request before this Special Birthday day is over?.... How about, "I will survive"...I think we could all appreciate that!
Love to you, Budswoman, from lil' o me, here in Connecticut!
How about, "I will survive"...I think we could all appreciate that!
Hey, it's on the jukebox now!!!:D
B-Ray 07-24-2002, 11:48 PM Yep, me be tucker'd fer sure. Sure did get's different color'd lip stick on me collar. ~BG~
But no one was free to save the last dance for me. Sure did enjoy see'n y'all ghost dance'n that last one tho!
Cameo 07-25-2002, 12:47 PM Hey Toe...that was perfect...Thanks!
Cameo 07-25-2002, 12:48 PM So HOW was your Birthday, Donna? Did you get all the candles blown out???!!!! *smiles*
Budwoman 07-25-2002, 01:27 PM JUST TO LET ALL OF YOU KNOW, I REALLY DID HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW WONDERFUL THIS HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD WAS AND JUST HOW MUCH IT HAS DONE FOR ME... I HAD SUPPER COOKED FOR MY BY MY YOUNGEST AND OLDEST SON AND MY GRANDCHILDREN.... THAT WAS GREAT..... I WENT SWIMMING AND HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. I HEARD FROM BUTCH YESTERDAY AND HE WAS O.K. THAT MEANT A LOT.
JUST ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO HE CALLED AGAIN AND TOLD ME THAT THE CULMINATION OF THE WRITE UP HE RECEIVED YESTERDAY ABOUT DOING EXERCISE WAS TO BE REVIEWED AT 12:00 TODAY. I ASKED HIM TO CALL ME AND I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM HIM YET. IT IS NOW 2:20 P.M. I SO HOPE THEY DID NOT DECIDE TO LOCK HIM UP AGAIN... I DON'T KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED.
BUT, THANKS TO THE GREATEST PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH.... I LOVE YOU ALL
I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE SANTAS I WILL NEVER FORGET THEM
LOVE YA
DONNA
Cameo 07-25-2002, 01:59 PM Donna...Was the exercise write-up because of his medical limiations? And he was 'supposedly' violating them and thus 'endangering' himself?
This is all that I could possibly come up with for this kinda of a write-up.....TOO CRAZY!
love muffin 07-25-2002, 02:08 PM Butch called me a little while ago and they still have not done anything.
Pamela, Yes this is what they are trying to say it has something to do with his medical limitations, but no where does it say he can't do exercises. It only says he can't lift more than 50 lbs. He wasn't even lifting weights.
Menally-Ill 07-25-2002, 06:00 PM ***Menolly drags herself back into the party...***
And I'm not telling anyone where I've been!!! Nor which "Santa" I was with!!!
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Well now, my dear Budwoman, WARRIORWOMAN!
In case you haven't guessed yet, my birthday gift to you is...
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This fine group of people who think so highly of you, and care so deeply for you, that they're willing to put aside all the sadnesses and troubles that are part and parcel of a website such as this. All just to say...
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H*A*P*P*Y B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y, W*A*R*R*I*O*R* W*O*M*A*N!!!!
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May you ALWAYS find such a warm and loving group of people, who will embrace you with ALL THEIR HEARTS and ALL THEIR GOOD WISHES, to celebrate...
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THE VERY EXISTANCE OF YOU!!!
All My Love,
(for I'm sure you know, this TRULY was about love!)
Menolly
P.S: All the REST OF YOU? I couldn't have done this without each and every one of you! You are ALL MAGNIFICENT, and I am SO PROUD to call you all...
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MY FRIENDS!!!
vnvdvc 07-25-2002, 06:03 PM Can we make the Santa's the PTO slogan so we can gaze at them more???
Menally-Ill 07-25-2002, 06:06 PM Oh, and Fed-Ex???
Am I in trouble?????
In my defence...
This, as you probably know, is an example of what a truly accepting and loving community you have created here!
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could change the world, so that every inmate and every member of his/her family received such blessings!
THANK YOU, DAVE, for inviting us all into your life!
Menolly
Menally-Ill 07-25-2002, 06:07 PM BRAY?
About that last dance...
Menolly
Cameo 07-25-2002, 08:52 PM LOL... Menolly, you are too funny! Someday I can't wait to see that dance with you and E-Bray...Maybe I'll cut in. Also, I loved Vnvdvc's idea...That should be one of the first pic's to go in the PTO family album that David is working on! I think you should e-mail Dave about this party and let him know how it was!!!
Hey vnvdvc...... David probably won't allow the Dancing Santa's as our logo.. but take heart!!! Christmas is coming up and we'll need to have another party again!!! :D
Fed-X 07-25-2002, 10:13 PM LOL.. I'm late on this record thread.. Wow.. Donna.. I think everyone is/was celebrating with you! Happy Belated Birthday from me.. Sorry it was late, I have not been on in a couple days.
As for your Santa's.. Cute.. ;) I don't think they'll make a good "universal" logo but ya'll have all the fun you want with them.. :)
Again, Happy Birthday Donna!
David
B-Ray 07-26-2002, 01:04 AM >>>About that last dance...<<<
Menolly, March in Texas ~BG~
As too Santa as a PTO thingie...........I PROTEST!!!!!!
(can't stand competition) LMAO
aprilcat 07-26-2002, 06:00 AM what if we were to find out all of the santa's were ex-cons?!?!?! wouldn't THAT qualify them to be the official pto guys??? i really think so....and i think i see a prison tat on the arm of the santa on the back row.
GIRLS! this calls for a complete investigation!
bray and fed-ex: :p
:D
ac
Aprilcat... I totally agree with you. Infact, there is one on the bottom row that also has a tat. We really need to investigate this more. IF they are ex-con's... then they should be allowed at our annual PTO get together as official VIP's.
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 12:01 PM Tsk, you guys!
Don't you know? Santa has a LONG, LONG RECORD of breaking and entering. His M.O is to do so on Christmas Eve, when everyone's too tired to watch over their houses!
And it's a conspiracy crime too, what with all them fake Santa henchmen, and them dwarves? They say Santa is an equal opportunity employer, with a particular interest in the vertically challenged. But critics say he is taking advantage of a socially cast-aside group.
Me, I don't judge the man. Long as he keeps bringing me presents, I'll keep my mouth shut.
Menolly
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 12:16 PM Bray;
That dance in Texas is DEFINITELY a DATE, if we both make it there! That's a PROMISE!
I have to say three things though...
First; I'm also reserving space on my dance card for Ken and Tek4real. You're not a jealous guy, are ya?
Second: I've NEVER travelled a thousand miles just to dance with a guy! I hope your male ego isn't gonna get too conceited over this?
Third: You're gonna be gentle with my fragile, menopausal old bones, right? Probably a waltz is best.
Menolly
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 12:18 PM What do you guys think?
Is it my imagination, or has Budwoman's whip been atwirling and atwitchin' with a little more enthusiasm since all them cute Santas showed up?
hehehehehe...
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 12:19 PM JDW:
"Just 'cus you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu..."
Menolly
aprilcat 07-26-2002, 12:27 PM i don't know about the rest of you, but frankly, i can't wait to see menolly and b-ray break-dancing to "electric boogaloo"....:D
Budwoman 07-26-2002, 12:35 PM O.K. LADIES,,,,, THE SANTA IN THE MIDDLE IS MINE.... YOU ALL LEAVE HIM ALONE..... ALSO, WHEN WE GET TOGETHER IN TEXAS ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE GENE IN A CORNER BECAUSE I WILL ASSURE YOU HE WILL COME WITH ME....
ALSO, BRAY...... JUST REMEMBER THIS..... YOU HAD BETTER STORE UP SOME ENERGY BETWEEN NOW AND MARCH, BECAUSE NOT ONLY ARE YOU DANCING WITH MENOLY, BUT YOU ARE DANCING WITH ME TOO AND I DANCE A LOT BIG GUY.....
THANKS AGAIN.... THIS HAS BEEN SO VERY MUCH FUN... I FEEL SO SPECIAL AND LOVED RIGHT NOW I THINK I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD.
LOVE YA
DONNA
Valerie 07-26-2002, 12:50 PM Menolly, You throw a hell of party!!!
sherri13 07-26-2002, 12:52 PM you sure do menolly- my birthday is august 25th- would you be my "party coordinator"--pleeze!!!
DJohnson 07-26-2002, 01:21 PM Yeah Menolly...my b-day is Dec. 30. Yeah a long time away...
This thread was so much fun to read, had me laughing when I REALLY needed it!!
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 01:21 PM Bud:
You are special and loved, and I KNEW you could take on the world. You just needed this lil' reminder.
As for Bray, well between the first dance with you, and the last dance with me, how much you wanna bet this guy ain't gonna miss this shindig for NUTTIN'!
Love,
Menolly
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 01:22 PM Sherri;
I'll see what I can do.
How do you feel about really tall guys who wear kilts?...
Menally-Ill 07-26-2002, 01:31 PM I don't want to depress you guys, but I just have to say that EVEN WITH MY DYING PATIENTS, I ALWAYS bring humour into their room!
Nothing rejuvenates and strengthens people FASTER than laughter! (Ask Budwoman!)
I once told a man (who'd just had his entire colon removed due to cancer!) a terrible joke about a proctologist (that's a "bum man") who, at a bank, pulled an anal thermometer out of his shirt pocket in order to sign a check, and he says "Dang! Some a**hole's got my pen!"
Well I thought my patient was gonna have a stroke, but it turns out he didn't want his false teeth to fall out, so I said "Spit your teeth out, Edgar, and give your face a break." And he did, and he laughed so hard all the other nurses came running in to see what was going on.
Edgar just said "Get lost. Can't you see this is a private party!"
And Edgar was on his way to recovering from his cancer!
AS LONG AS you are still alive, laughter will remind you of that fact!
Menolly
Amelia 07-26-2002, 03:07 PM Just wanted to add my HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you get all you wish for. You are a very special friend! LOVE YA!
Happy Happy Birthday! You deserve it baby!
happy mother f-n- birthday!!!
Donna I am so sorry that I missed your birthday. Please forgive me. Happy belated birthday my friend.
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