True are false.... ( answer the question....then ask your own question)

True are false have you ever thought, If i win the Lottery.. i'd pay his way out of prison?

True are false.... ( answer the question....then ask your own question)

True are false have you ever thought, If i win the Lottery.. i'd pay his way out of prison? THAT WOULD BE ONE OF THE TOP THINGS ON MY LIST , BUT SINCE MY MAN WILL BE RELEASED IN 92 DAYS I'M ALL GOOD..... GOOD POST ....

See, this is why I buy at least one powerball ticket for every drawing.... one coming up tonight!!! I hope you'll all cheer loudly for me when you see me on the cover of your newspaper tomorrow. hahahahaha :-) But, that does bring up the subject, one of the things the prosecutor said was something about who is gonna feed him, clothe him, and provide him medical care while incarcerated? You know what? I would!! That man would never been a burden on the system as long as he had me in his life, and I wish like heck they would actually ASK people these questions for real. I wonder if people would be so quick to impose harsh sentences if they knew that they'd get PAID. Grrr.....

true or false....
You havent shaved your legs in 2 days? LOL

True lol, but i'm going to do it in a min!

T or F
you say your a chick but really you are a dude?

What the heck???? LOL umm, i Do have some lil bitty titties.. but i'm 100% Female LOL
True or false, you have lied to someone this week?

LMAO!

F, I aint told a lie in ages!

T or F pink better than brown? lol

F i like brown.... but he always tells me it's the color of poopie and NOTHING looks good brown.. pink is just.. umm.. PINK! lol
t or f you pick your nose? LOL

F lol I never do that

T or F you itch ya ass

F i dont itch it.. i scratch it LMAOOOO i coudlnt help but say that HAHAHAH tooo funny to pass up.. but really though.. don't every one? i mean on your butt cheek! lol anyhow.... hahahhaha
t or F you have pooted in front of a Guy friend before?

T - I am one of those gross girls who doesn't care about other people witnessing my bodily functions. I have no modesty or shame, apparently.

T or F -- I have made fun of a person with a disability.

have YOU made fun of someone with a disability? ( prolly so you mean ass!) lol
have I.. no.. that gets to me.. i feel that they just can't help it... i try to go out of my way for whomever it is
T or F have you ever puked on a date?

No, honestly, I dont anymore but I can admit that when I was young and dumb, we thought that sort of thing was funny. I've seen enough of the world now to know that its not cool to do that, and I've also learned that karma is a BITCH! There is truth to the rule of three!!!!

But have I puked on a date? No. Puked in the vicinity of one, yes.

T or F I have been bitten by a dog.

T i have been bitten by a dog... i was just a kid, outside playin with my neighbor.. and her bulldawg, they saw i must have stepd on his tail.. but i rememberi was SITTEN DOWN!... maybe i scooted over on his tail.. i dunno.. but he bite my side.. CHUMP!.. had a scar foreverrrrrrrr
T or F you have mooned a school bus before?

F LOL no, but I've flashed lots of other people b4! and I aint just talkin my ass!

T or F wangs are ugly?

F - No, the "right' one can be gorgeous. :-)

T or F I have pierced a part of my body besides my ears.

True, You minx you lol!

T or F my middle name is jane?

ummmm True? Emma Jane.. has a country ring to it hehe
T or F winter is better than summer?

yeah, emma jane lol!

F summer ROCKS!!!!

T or F rock is better than pop?

well, it's accorden to what kinda mood i'm in... ( but i have to say some of that HEAD bangin stuff is jsut too hard on my old ears! hahaha)
T or F you skimped on your house cleaning today?

F - Nope, my house looks half decent, not much else to do today but clean or cry, and I've done plenty of both.

T or F You own "skinny" clothes in the hopes that some day you will fit into them.

HAHAHAHA the "skinny" folks are the only ones that don't own "skinny clothes" cuz they ass can FIT into um! yup i sure nuff do own me some "skinny" clothes.. i LOVE those shorts..ummmp.. short short Mudd shorts, wore um year before last.. last year there was NO way i could get into um.. this year i can get into um, even wear um.. but after haven baby # 2.. things just aren't in the same location as it once was LOL
T or F your afraid of the dark?

LOL, you are a funny fucker!

T and F If i'm alone in the house then sometimes I get freaked out by it if I hear something or whatever but most of the time i'm okay!

T or F what goes around comes back around?

Normally I would say true, because I am a BIG believer in karma, but recent events make it apparent that some people, regardless of how much good they do in this world, ALWAYS seem to get the shaft, so I am just praying that karmic law works in both ways and after RECEIVING so much shit for so long, you can finally get back something good from it.

T or F You can tell the diference in Coke and Pepsi blindfolded.

I'venever tried.. but i'm sue that i could.. pepsi is more flat.. coke is heavier <shrug>
T or F hershey's with almonds is better then the plain hersheys bar

F - The plain one is more versatile: you can eat it, make smores, use it in baking, etc.

T or F You keep a diary, journal, or blog.

F if i did, i'd KNOW that it was jsut a matter of time that "MY" thoughts would be read by someone other than me..
T or F
you cooked breakfast this mornin?

F I didn't eat anything!

T or F men with shaved heads are just TOO DAMN SEXY!

OH, HELL YES. ::Gives me chills when I run my hands across that shaved head!::

T or F For the right price, you would sell one of your kidneys.

F But would give it away to someone who needed it!

T OR F - Use sex toys?

TRUE!! LOL

t or F do you wear underware EVERYDAY

F... LOL what? don't give me that look.. somedays, you just wanna go without! haha
T or F size matters?

False... Its their SKILL that matters!!!

T or F Is it snowing out? It is here in MI AGAIN!!!! urghhh

F but it IS freezen!!! in the 20's here BRRR
T or F your ready for summer?

True (freezing here in GA also)

True or False---- you shave your legs everyday.

false... I shave only for special occassions

t or f
If no guards were watching you you'd f**k your man during a visit.

True, except I don't care for the term F------! That is a term we use, when we are talking about a one night stand! With Steven and I, it would be making love! So, to rephrase the question, would I make love to him during a visit? Y-E-S! As long as we could take our time. I need a lot of foreplay! ;) And afterwards, I would want to snuggle up in his arms for a little while, and feel his warm breath on my face! Awww. Heaven!

True or false? I have a sexual fantasy that I would be too ashamed to share with ANYONE, even my boyfriend/husband? Let's be honest ladies! LOL

F- I would tell my fella even tho it is nasty as hell! and I mean that i'm quite shocked at myself for wanting it lol!

T or F doggy is boring?

T yes, boring

T or F walking naked at my apartment liberating?

T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T or F Sports are not for women?

FALSE! A woman can do ANYTHING a man can do just as well, if not BETTER! ;) This is the year 2007! Girls of today are fortunate to be growing up in an age, where their gender won't hold them back! I would teach my daughter that she could do ANYTHING she put her mind to, and to NEVER allow a man to tell her any different! :)

True or False. I would vote for a female presidential candidate?

True, I guess!

T or F tattoos are not art?

F - Tattoos are most definitely art, with the exception of the poor Phoenix on my stomach that swelled up and then exploded in a fire of stretch marks after my last pregnancy. Note to self: don't tattoo your stomach unless you have NO plans of having kids.

T or F- All is fair in love and war.

True


True or False


This world has gone Mad!

True! At least, it certainly seems that way sometimes doesn't it? I get depressed just watching the news, or reading the newspaper sometimes! :( But there are also a lot of good people and things in the world too, and we musn't forget that! Unfortunately, it seems that the media prefers to dwell on the bad things.

Also, I really don't think that things are worse now than they used to be! Infedility, sexual abuse, domestic violence etc went on in the so called "good old days" too. The only difference is that we have a much greater awareness of what is going on in the world around us now because of advances in technology, and subjects(ie. incest or spousal abuse) that used to be taboo, are now discussed more openly(which I happen to think is a positive thing)! :thumbsup:

True or False: Solitary confinement(AKA the "hole") is a form of "cruel and unusual punishment" that nobody deserves.

Lisa

F I think that some people do deserve it! BUT, sometimes they do take it way overboard like keeping the inmates there for fucking stupid amounts of time! I don't think they should be put in there for not wanting to leave their cell or some silly shit like that! but if they are a threat to people then yeah I think they should do some time in the hole!

T or F english people are stuck up?

F.. I'm sure not all english people are stuck up<shrug> don't happen to know any myself.. but i guess the impression i have would be to say that yeah.. they do seem to be on the snotty side LOL.. but hell i don't actualy know any.. plus I'm smart enough not to say that "all of anybody" is the "same" so, F lol was taht enough ramblen to get to a answer? hahha
T or F country is better than city life?

I'm not sure that this one has a really clear T or F answer. There are things I like about both. I love museums, and being able to walk or take the train everywhere, and having lots of great shopping... I also love nights that are completely black except for the light of the moon, skinny dipping in the creek, and eating good ole' country cooking. So maybe I'm leaning more towards True. I don't really know.

T or F You are superstitious.

well, you could of said no snake, i'm bloody english lol!

T yes I am!

T or F if you eat fish, you get a fishy fanny?

T and F LOL i wont walk under a ladder, because DUH you just dont do that.. but a crack in the sidewalk.. ummmm. who cares if you step on it or not? lol so i am a little i guess.
T or F you failed a grade in school

well, you could of said no snake, i'm bloody english lol!

F I never failed

T or F if you eat fish, you get a fishy fanny?

F
LOL emma.. do people realy say "bloody" like that? <smile> i'd love to go different places, hear all different kids of people.. i'd love it!
t or f you have eaten cold pizza for breakfast before?

Oh, we do that ALL the time!

T or F You have dyed your hair an "unnatural" color.

The color of a Dr. Pepper lable....and once I dyed it with grape cool aid...it worked..had purple hair for about a week.

T or F---You have more than 12 tattoo's?

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False. But I DO have a few! Four to be exact, and planning on getting another soon(those things are A-D-I-C-T-I-V-E)! And my boyfriend DEFINITELY has more than twelve, and I think they are incredibly sexy! :drool:

True or false: Sex is better than chocolate? ;)

That depends on what kind of chocolate...almonds? LOL, LOL.

True.


True or False.

Sometimes you need a break from those long trips.

False! I would go and visit my man like EVERY DAY if they let me! LOL And to be quite honest, I don't mind long road trips! In fact, I actually enjoy them! As long as we are not pressed for time, and we can stop along the way, and take breaks! And of course, the KEY to an enjoyable, memorable and relaxing road trip is that you are in good company! I once drove for twelve hours from Detroit to Washington DC, with a woman who drove me up the fricken wall! It was a NIGHTMARE! Then we had to spend the week-end together, and then turn around and drive home! :eek: I had gone there to attend a woman's rights march, and that part was worth it! I had a good time at the march!

True or false:

Spanking children is an appropriate and acceptable form of punishment.

Lisa

F, I have my reasons for this! I don't feel that spanking works! and spanking can also lead to beating and beating kid's is not good at all! when you beat ya kid's all it shows is how you have lost control! that's my view on that subject!

T or F vodka is some nasty shit?

TRUE!!! Taste's like how rubbing alcohol smells!!!!



T or F--- Cats are better than dogs???

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say NEITHER here. :-) I've never had much luck with either, and I think I do much better with cold blooded pets.

T or F You speak more than one language.

If saying "Hola mi Amigo!!!" counts then yeah...but just a few spanish words is all I can say, and understand lol :P

T or F--You smoke cigs, but agree that it's a nasty habit....

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F, I don't smoke! but yeah I do think it's a bit nasty! but each to their own!

T or F love is a battlefield?

F i think love, is give and take
T or F your a loud drunk?

T, but i'm loud full stop!

T or F you slash is a legend?

slash from guns and rosses? yeah , i think he is a legend
T or F your kids are driven you nutts today LOL

F i don't have any! woop-woop!

T or F mac d's makes ya fat?

LOl yup, but it's soooooo good!
T or F you hate to go clothes shoppin?

LOL, T I hate it! I get so bored! would rather go cd shopping or make-up shopping!

T or F dodge ram srt-10's are sex on wheels!!!!!!

F .. give this ole girl a big ole Ford ummm F-250 any ole day.. UMMM.. <smile> they are Sexy ! hehehe
T or F you can drive a stick shift?

F I can't drive lol!

T or F football rocks?

F, but the football players "looks" roack!
T or F you like porn movies?

Ok, are you ready?
TRUE!!!!

T or F You've made a porn movie.

F, not "yet"
t or F you have found old porn movies that your hubby, or a EX has made with someone besides you?

OMG, F, but that would be some crazy shit!!!

T or F You have used the washing machine for sexual pleasure.

LOL...pleading the fifth on that one....

Tor F-- Have YOU ever made your own personal porn?

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estranged emma:

I agree one hundred percent with your views on spanking as a form of discipline. I think it sends the wrong message. If we get angry with our spouse or our boss for example, we don't haul off and hit them right? And if we DID we could be charged with assault, or lose our job! Parents are supossed to set an example for their children, and teach them how to deal with their anger without resorting to violence.

I also think that having the death penalty sends a mixed message. On the one hand, we condemn the act of taking a life. On the other, we condone it as an acceptable form of punishment? Huh? :hmm:

I would want to teach my children that ALL human life has value. In my opinion, there is NO such thing as "disposable" people. We all have a reason for being here, and a purpose to fulfil! Even the man who lives in a cardboard box, on "skidrow" is a valuable person, and has something to contribute. Just my two cents! :twocents:

False. However, I have used a shower head before! LOL OMG! I can not believe that I just said that outloud! LOL

True or false: I would break up with a man, if I found out that he did NOT enjoy performing oral sex on a woman, and thought it was "gross". Okay, NOW this discussion is REALLY getting x rated! LOL

If it were me, answering this question, my answer would be DAMN RIGHT! LOL One must give, in order to receive! Ha ha ha. And a lot of men like being on the receiving end, BUT are not particularly generous in that department! SO unfair! :mad:

Lisa

LMAO!!!Bookworm: used the shower head too, LOL.


Say WHAT? Of course would send him packing. T


T or F
Bought some sex toy today.

niuyoricanpr:

You mean, I'm not the only one who, uh, pleasures myself in the shower? What a relief! :yay:

False, but I am thinkin of gettin me another vibrator! The one I had gave me the best orgasms I ever had :blush: , but it died on me! DAMN! LOL

True or False: Premarital sex is wrong? ;)

NOT! Oops, I'm supossed to let someone else answer the question! :slap:

Lisa

False...well to me it isn't anyway...

T of F-- You own more than 1 "toy"...

F , only got me one.. and i don't "need" it alot lol
T or F you had rather receive than to give oral?

True! TRue, TRue!!!


True or false:

I prefer oral sex than the penetration...(i know, i'm sick):D

F!!!
T or F it's raining outside today where you are?

I too prefer oral to penetration! I read somewhere that like only ten percent of women can orgasm during vaginal interecourse alone? I think that's right? LOL I suffer from memory loss sometimes. Is that a sign of old age? Smiles! Women are luckier than men in a sense, because we have a sexual organ that serves NO other function, other than to give us sexual pleasure(clit)! So this crap about how women are ONLY supossed to have sex for procreation, is nonsense! If that is what God intended, he wouldn't have made it feel so damn good!

True. It is raining cats and dogs here girl. And it's freezing rain! Yuck. It's so dark and gloomy outside. Makes me feel miserable!

True or false: If my man were to forget a special occassion, like Valentine's Day for instance, he would be in the "dog house"!??

Lisa

i dunno, he's never forgotten <smiles>
but, i guess i'd get my feeling hurt, but, no .. no "dog house" we'd just have our own "holiday" the next day or that night or something<shrug>
i know i'm awfull at remembering dates, so i'm not one to take it out on another for the same thing lol
T or F you always have money put up for "a rainy day"

"F" I can't save for shit!

T or F it's not healthy to love someone who is in prison?

FALSE!!! I think it's as healthy as loving some one out here in the free world.

T or F--You've met alot of good friends @ PTO....

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True! :) There are a lot of great people out here!

True or false: There is a such thing as ghosts?!

Lisa

False-- I don't think ghosts are on earth....although I may be wrong...

T or F-- There are aliens in space.....

well, "i' say F ( but i know some people think otherwise
T or F you get more turned on while on your peroid?

Well SnakeCharmer, I haven't had a period in years! :yay: Now, now ladies! Don't hate on me! LOL As a teenager I used to get REALLY painful periods(like I would keel over in agony sometimes!), so my doctor put me on Depo-Provera, and I was one of the 50% of women who stopped menstruating all together after a year! The drug has been a godsend for me! It's also a VERY effective method of birth control, and since I NEVER want to have children, that's a bonus! LOL When Steven gets outta prison, we can head straight to the Best Western down the street, and get our groove on! ;)

Let me tell ya, I don't miss it! So, I guess I can't really answer the question! But I have heard that a lot of women DO around that time. Although the thought of having sex while I was on my period kind of grosses me out! I have a weak stomach!

True or false: If a woman slaps a man, he should hit her back?

Lisa

False, it happens to me before my period...Oooops, i forgot i don't have my period anymore...LOL.


True or False:


Christmas is such a special time for me...

well, looks like i have 2 questions to answer.. if a woman slaps a man should he hit her back? ( my 2 cents, if she has enough balls to slap him, yup, he should let her know what the slap feels like right back) just because she is a woman, doesn't give her the right to do it and think nothing should be given right back to her.
and Christmas... True, it is a spcial time for me.. because i get to watch my kids... and plus i love getting lil specail things for people, and i Love getting a stocking of my own still even though i'm "grown up" lol
T or F Turkey is better than ham

SnakeCharmer:

Hmmm. I have conflicting feelings on this one, to be honest. I don't think that a woman should hit a man either, but on the other hand men tend to be much bigger and stronger, and therefore can inflict more damage. If I were to slap Steven, chances are it would hurt his pride more than anything! If HE were to hit ME, I would probably end up sustaining serious injuries. Sooo, there IS a difference. Not that I WOULD slap him. I don't think! I can't imagine EVER being THAT angry with him! And yes, it WOULD take balls to slap him! LOL

Also, no matter what the circumstances, it is the man who will ALWAYS wind up looking bad in a situation like that, regardless of whether it is fair or unfair. I think he would be a much bigger person, if he just walked away. That's NOT to say that he should tolerate her abuse! NOBODY(male OR female) should have to put up with being abused or mistreated by the very person who is supossed to love and cherish them, and make them feel safe!

True! Turkey is MUCH better than ham, but the stuffing is my FAVORITE part!

My favorite part of Christmas is giving to other's too! I put a great deal of time and thought into my gift giving!

True or false: If a woman is dressed provocatively, or is behaving in a flirtatious manner, she deserves to be raped?

Lisa

True or false: If a woman is dressed provocatively, or is behaving in a flirtatious manner, she deserves to be raped?...um NO, no one "deserves" to be raped, no matter the situtation.
As far as the "size difference" in a man and woman.. hey.. some men are smaller than their girls.. ( or if it was 2 women, one may be stronger than the other) in ANY case, yeah.. * 2 wrongs don't make a right* BUT, if you don't stand up for your self, 9 times out of 10, no one else will for you. i have seen MANY times a woman get ( drunk, or mad) and haul off and slap the shit out of a man.. and *expect* not to get hit back( yeah i knwo, your not pose to hit a girl) but um.. "don't throw a punch unless your ass can take one right back!" ..... but no, i do not beleive a couple should be together and hit on each other( no one should have to get beat up) but i was just saying, the person to throw the first ( slap, punch, whatever) they can see the other person, bigger or not.. either don't do it.. or be ready to take it right back.* my 2 lil cents* lol<smile>
hmm now, my question.. let me think of one lol
um, T or F if you buy a dress, * hide the tags* wear it and take ti back, is that considered "stealing" to you?

SnakeCharmer:

I agree 100% of course, that NOBODY deserves to be raped, regardless of the circumstances! However, you would be surprised how many people STILL blame the woman, at least in part, for being raped! It's just outrageous, and it makes my blood simmer! :angry: There was a time when if a woman chose to press charges against her attacker, it was SHE that was put on trial! She was asked questions like "what were you wearing on the night of the attack?" or "how many sexual partners have you had in the past?" as if that were relevant! Now, thanks to rape shield laws, things like a woman's sexual history can NOT be disclosed in the court room!

Another thing that makes my blood boil, are people who seem to think that if an inmate is raped, that is just "par for the course"! That is just twisted! :mad: Losing one's freedom is punishment enough! I don't believe being tortured or raped is part of the deal! Inmates have a right to feel safe and secure in their living environment, and do NOT deserve to be treated as though they were less than human! Rape is a crime that dehumanizes and demeans the victim, and it is something that no man, woman or child deserves!

As far as the issue of a man hitting a woman back, I guess we will just have to agree to disagree on that one girl! Even IF he is smaller than she is, it is a proven fact that men are physically stronger than women. They have greater upper body strength, and the ability to build more muscle mass than woman! I am a bigger girl, and yet I would most definitely lose if I were to get in a physical altercation with Steven! Knowing Steven as well as I do, I doubt that he WOULD hit me back, to be honest! He is just too much of a gentleman! Smiles.

I DO agree however that a man has the right to do what is necessary to defend himself(ie. restrain his girlfriend) and like I said, he should NOT tolerate that! I would give her an ultimatum! You either learn to control your anger, or I'm outta here!

Now, onto your question! :) That would be dishonest, but I don't believe that it would be the same as stealing, as long as you returned it in good condition! ;)

True or false: If a married man/woman has conversations of a sexual nature in on-line chat-rooms, that is considered cheating?

Lisa

True and False..... I guess because in a way he is not doing no wrong by just chatting but at the same time he has gone looking for that little bit extra and chat can turn into phone sex and phone sex can turn into sex then what do you have the day of the dog! so I would say yes and no!

T or F men think with their wangs?

I think that can be both true and false. Yeah, they all do to an extent, but some are worse about it than others. I'd LIKE to think that though my guy does his fair share of thinking with his, he's also got a good head on his SHOULDERS! HAHA

T or F You believe in heaven and hell.

True AND false! ;) I do believe in heaven, but I do NOT believe in hell! My God taught love and forgiveness, not hatred and retribution.

True or false: Giving someone a scale as a gift, is rude and insulting??

Lisa

Depends if they are fat or not I guess!

T or F size zero is degusting?

T or F size zero is degusting? yeah.. it is.. well unless "I" was the one wearin the size "0" jeans hahahahaha
T or F the "best" size for you is 13/14?

I don't know bcoz our sizes over here are different they start at 6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20,22, etc etc! like the perfect size over here is a 10/12

Hexplain to me please lol

LOl girl thats our sizes too, 6 , 8, 10, 12, 14, but.. ya gotta have some ( inbetween size ) like size 13's????
i'd guess the Perfect size would prolly be a 10 here too.. but gah.. i sure aint able to fit into a size 10! i WISH i could lol.. i think the Avg siz is like, 14 aint it? or i could be wrong.. heck i dunno.. just guessin.. lol the BEst size for ME, would be for me to lose 30 lbs! hahahaha...
T or F you eat somethign sweet EVERyday?

lmaoooooooooooooooo I thought they were different bcoz you guys have like a fuckin 3 and shit lol! oh well my big ass is a size 12! If I didn't drink as much beer as I do I think I would be a ten! I guess a 12 aint that bad! fuck it you only live once! you are what you are! I just keep running on the tredmill lol!

F.....I'm on a real health kick at the moment! so i'm trying to stay away from anything like that! I mean when I go and see bryan I can't have his waist smaller than mine LOL!

T or F skinheads are just way too fucking hotttttttttt!

Well, I don't know about skinheads as in the whole belief system, but just as in a shaved head, hell yes, I LOVE running my hands over my man's head. Its a HUGE turn-on.

On the size thing, I have read that the average woman is 5'4, 145 and wears an 11/12. I don't know how accurate that is, but I am 5'4, 158, and I wear like a 12/13-ish size. I personally think I'd be happy if I was about 20 lbs and 2 sizes less. I don't want to look like a Barbie doll, but just a better version of me. And YES, I know the whole wanting to have a smaller waist than him. Luckily, he gained a LITTLE bit of weight, so at least he weighs more than me, but at 5'8, 170, he still looks slimmer than I do and I HATE it. He's like, "you're beautiful, if you get any hotter, I'll die of a heart attack", and it makes me really good that he feels that way, but still, its important to ME to be the best person I can be for him.

T or F You use sex as a bargaining tool.

ha ah ahahahahahahhahhahahah mwhahahahahah erm....That's a hard one because us women can do that in any way shape or form I mean when you bat ya eyelids to someone to get ya own way that is one way of flirting so...erm... but if you really mean "dude, i'll suck ya dick if you don't charge me for this taxi ride" then F I don't do that!

T or F Women are better than men?

estranged emma:

I am with you, I think skinheads are HOT(my boyfriend IS one!) :) But I don't agree AT ALL with their views on social/political issues! I am a true blue Liberal, and damn proud of it! ;)

True! Women rule! ;)

True or false: Snakes scare me?

Lisa

F, I think you love um lol!

p.s yeah, what I meant to say was dudes with shaved heads lol! my bad! I aint a nazi or anything!

T or F I've never been in love before?

I am laughing at you guys and your snake stuff. I know there is someone on here who loves the hell out of a snake!!!! For real, though, I had a boa constrictor and that was probably the best pet I have EVER had. She was GORGEOUS, and sweet like a puppy -- no lie.

F - I am in love right now! Alhough, I have to admit that I do think this is the first time I have TRULY been in love.

T or F - You have ever intentionally cut yourself.

F, I hate blood dude! so I would end up fainting and would bleed to death!

T or F that when I come to bama me and you miss C are gonna party like it's 1999! Woop-Woop!

T or F that when I come to bama me and you miss C are gonna party like it's 1999! Woop-Woop! fuck yall ho ass bitches!!! i see how you are Emma.. leave the ole snake loven country backwooded asken bout sleepin with other women out! <kick> i wanna party with yall 2 sheesh! hahaha thats ok... T or F when YALL two go out and get drunk ya asses gonna have to call me cuz yall done got too drunk to find ya way back to a motel? hahahah

LMAO, oh stop it! you know we wanna party with you ms snake lover wanna try a bit of the ole lesbo thang redneck chica! how could I ever forget you huh huh huh? and yeah you are right my ass would get lost as soon as it get's of the friggin plane! may have to ring you then aswel! BIATCH! so yeah TRUE!!!!!!

T or F that we will get you so drunk that you don't even know what god damn state you are in let alone get us home!

T or F that we will get you so drunk that you don't even know what god damn state you are in let alone get us home!HAHHAHAHA girl.. you a dayum riot!!! i crack up at ya ass ever time i read what you say lol.. T i'll get us SOMEwhere, i'll be like.. yeah yeah i know where we ate.. it's just over the hill, and down yunder hahaha.. and end up in damn Tenn! hahaha
T or F it will be a trip to ALWAYS remember?

lol lol lol we are legends aint we! funny mo'fos!

T it will be a trip to remember! I will never forget it can't wait!

T or F bama will never let me comeback?

HAHAHAHAHA Yall some crazy bitches. Probably damn true because we are gonna blow a damn hole in the wall of Holman with all our damn partying and fiending over those damn men in there. Emma, shit, they'll never let you back in the damn states period, let alone Alabama!!!!

T or F Two damn crazy bitches are gonna be my maids of honor at my shit ass redneck prison wedding. WOOP WOOP

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holy shit, I'm cracking up here! you know that my ass will be banned! i'll get off the plane and they will send me back i'm that damn crazy!

T i'll be the PAPI lollllllllllllllllllllll

T or F Two damn crazy bitches are gonna be my maids of honor at my shit ass redneck prison wedding. WOOP WOOP
LOL C.. yup yup.. ya butt KNOWS i'll be there!
*singing your song* "Were gooooooing to the Prison, and were gonnnnnna get maaaaaaarried"
T or F C drank the hell out of of booze this weekend?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
True, so very true! Oh my goodness, I should really not drink so much when I am already emotional and weepy. :-P I just get STUPID and emotional and weepy and then start talking about my wedding and my crazy ass friends. Being young, dumb, and in love is so much fun. :-)

T or F You would get married in a prison. (Wait, hasn't this one been asked? Whatever, I don't care; I'm gonna ask again.)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

you are all piss heads, me I never drink! i'm a good church girl! oh my god i'm 22 today! ahhhhhhhhh WOOP-WOOP!

F, I don't think I would get married in prison, not bcoz I have a problem with it but bcoz i'm not loved LOL only joking!

T or F I have a thing for my buddy in holman?

Um, yeah, this one is definitely true. E and B sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then come marriage, then comes Emma with a ...... Ok, I won't EVEN go there!!!!

T or F You want to have children, or if you already have children, you want to have more.

True True True.. i Have 2 kids.. but i'd Love to have more.. maybe 3 more<smile> .... but.. "I'm Fixed" <frown> after i had my lil girl... i just didn't know if my body would be "able" to carry another child, so i sorta wanted to be safe.... but <sigh> i do want more children.
T or F Your on Birthcontrol?

T indeed I do!

T or F condoms take all the fun out of sex?

ummmm.. i dunno lol when i was a teen i used them then, but it was still fun as hell LOL HAHAHA
T or F have you ever tasted someones cum that just tasted plain NASTY!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOO i'm not gonna answer that! oh my you dirty biatch!

okay, okay! T yeah! I wont say any names tho!

T or F why do men confuse me so much?

LOL that aint a T or F question.. girl you ALLLL confused over there! hahahaha
but True.. somebody done got you all messed up.. and why? umm... cuz "all is fair in love and war"??
T or F when a person falls.. they fall hard?

LOL, oh you just had too didn't ya! oh yeah hang emz out to dry here lol!

T, "they" really do fall hard! I mean I guess from what i've read in books and shit lol! wouldn't know myself or anything like that!

T or F Life

LOL, oh you just had too didn't ya! oh yeah hang emz out to dry here lol!

T, "they" really do fall hard! I mean I guess from what i've read in books and shit lol! wouldn't know myself or anything like that!

T or F life is but a dream?

Sorry, net fucked up!

F - Yeah, there are very rare instances where I have felt like I was in a blissfully wonderful dream, but for the most part, reality has kicked me in the a$$ this week and it definitely is not dream-like. :-P

T or F You trust the police.

F, I don't trust many people let alone them!

T or F long hair on men is wrong?

I would say true, but then I was REALLY in love with the Nelson Twins back in the early 90's. OMG, they were HOT!!!!! I have dated a guy with chin length hair, but that's about it.

T or F You check the Holman board at least once a day.

LOL you trying to say i'm addicted? hahahaha
yeah i check it atleast once a day here lately( unless it's on the weekends) girl gotta have her "off days" LOL
T o F this is the only "prison" site you post on?

F, i've posted on writeaprisoner but I'm never on there to be quite honest with you!

T or F women are more crazy than men?

Oh, that is WAAAY false. Women are just more obvious about their eccentricities, but men are so much crazier.

T or F Vegetarians "taste" better than meat eaters.

LOL, is this a trick Q! i'm not sure if I should go there or not LOL! sorry, I was being dirty again! F it's all about the meat baby!

T or F red is the shade of passion? lol what the fuck am I talking about?

T or F red is the shade of passion? lol what the fuck am I talking about? Hahahaha you maken me laugh over here at your "tart" ass! LOL * hugs* girl!
ummm.. red? hmm, F, it's the color of ummm, V'day <shrug> made black is the color of passion.. hel IS there a color shade of passion?
T or F when you go out, you wear skirts that show some butt cheek?

Oh, HELL no. My ass is way too fat for that. 99 times out of 100, I wear pants when I go out.

T or F You have "popped out" of your shirt in front of a crowd.

Oh, HELL no. My ass is way too fat for that. 99 times out of 100, I wear pants when I go out.

T or F You have "popped out" of your shirt in front of a crowd.

LOL, nothing wrong with a bit of ass girl!

T Yeah, my babs are always coming out to say hello! and if they don't pop out I get them out LOL! what can I say, i'm proud of what my mum gave me! :blah:

T or F you want bigger boobs?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS YESSSSS TRUE!!! i want me some big ole pretty boobs!!!! you and A could donate a lil my way.. then i'd be set! don't yall feel bad for me and my little bitties?
LOL
T or F you have someones name tat'd on your somewhere?

:ha: :ha: :ha: :clap: Oh my god, I love it! too funny! you crack me up so much! No I don't feel bad for ya, coz I bet if I have tiny tims you would not feel sorry for me! You know you wouldn't you would be like nat bites nat bites! :eek:

F Nah, I don't have any names on me! I do have tat's tho! I did tell bry that I was gonna get his name on my ass, so he knew That I kept him close to my heart lol! I think he liked that one!:blah:

T or F 4play is better than sex?

SnakeCharmer:

I have a nice pair of big tits, but nope, I wouldn't share with ya! LOL I don't think Steven would appreciate that! Besides, these babies are my BEST feauture! ;)

True! If I had to choose between necking, petting, mutual masturbation, oral sex etc and actual interecourse, I would DEFINITELY choose the former! :thumbsup: During our visit, my man started french kissing me, and it got me all hot! Later on, back at the hotel I had the BEST orgasm EVER just thinking of his warm, wet tongue in my mouth! :drool: Alright, this conversation is getting X-rated! LOL


True or false: Tattoos and piercings on a man are a big turn on for me??

Lisa

I am not sure if it is true for you ......True for me, my hubbys' tongue was pierced prior to his "hiatus from the real world"...WOOOOWEEEEE!!!


TRUE OR FALSE: After working a 55 hour week and driving 3 hours to visit your man, do you want to punch him in the throat when he tells you how rough HIS week has been?

I second that girl! My man is covered in tattoos(no piercings though) and I think it is so S-E-X-Y! ;) I hope that he will get more soon! :)

True and false! I DO understand that life behind the walls can be EXTREAMELY difficult, and that our men need to feel like they can come to us, for encouragement and support. BUT, sometimes they forget that it is hard on US too, and that we are living in our own private hell! And to make matters worse, we often feel as though we have no one to turn to, and that nobody understands how we feel or what we are going through. We feel as though we can't turn to him, because we don't want to burden him, and add to his worries. And they also seem to forget sometimes that WE are making a lot of sacrifices in order to be with them, and that we have to put up with a lot of crap! :(

True or false: My pet is a beloved member of our family.

Lisa

True?

T or F I use to have a cat called smokey?

False.

True or false: If the possition were open, I would apply for the job as warden at Holman prison?

Lisa

True, True, True. Not that I am at ALL qualified, but wouldn't it be cool? "Excuse me, J, you have to come into my office for punishment because you have been a very naughty boy." HAHAHAHA

T or F You have gone more than a year without sex since you first became sexually active.

True! :eek: Thank God I know how to take good care of myself! LOL

Cs loves JW:

Hey girl, you'd probably do a much better job! Look at it this way! Ya couldn't do any worse! LOL And oh yes! What a hot, hot fantasy that is(licking lips!). I would call him down, and do a strip search, then make him bend over my knee, and spank his behind! :D Steven that is! LOL

True or false: I think being a dominatrix would be a cool job?

Lisa

True by the sounds of it mwhahahahahahah

T or F I want to work in "Law"

LMAO Lisa! Yeah, we might have a few problems if Warden Lisa started spanking J. HAHA! I might be concerned that he'd like it too much, and then I'd be one jealous b***h! I'm sure Steven would be QUITE pleased with that scenario, though!!!

I *think* the answer to that would be true. I don't know. I'm not so much a dominant person, but it would be some AWESOME stress relief! Power is sexy . . .

T or F You have kids or want kids with your man who is locked up.

Oh, crap, we posted at the same time, Emma!!!

Yes, that's true!

T or F Emma has a smoking hot brother. HAHAHAHA!

F, I don't want kid's full stop!

T or F Rain makes you horny?

Damn, we did It again! lol!

F he is UGLY! mwhahahahahhahahahahah

T or F rain makes you horny?

true rain makes me hot like in the summertime when its hooot outside and you and your man lean in for a little kiss and the rain comes up fast and its clod on your hot bodies and that kiss becomes longer and deeper until your closth fall off !!!!! now who dont love a rain like that?

T or F somedays you just dont feel like the hassle of visiting but go anyway?

F, I've never been lol!

T or F I hate England?

False! Actually, I've always wanted to visit England! I have two close friends who reside in England actually. Unfortunately, I doubt that will ever happen, because I am too afraid to fly! Yes, I know! I'm a big chicken! ;)

True or false: Lincoln is hotter than his brother Michael? For those of you who don't know, those are the main characters on the popular show "Prison Break". Please tell me ya all watch "Prison Break"?! If you don't, you don't know what you are missing girls!

Lisa

Omg, I totally do NOT watch Prison Break, though I know Wentworth Miller may very well be the hottest man on TV. I don't know which character he is, though. Fill us in!

T or F I prefer rock over country.

Oh my! :eek: Girl, you don't watch "Prison Break"? :shake: That is like, one of the best shows on television right now! Wentworth Miller plays Michael Scofield, who gets himself sent to prison, in order to help his brother Lincoln, who was framed for the murder of the Vice President's brother, and was to be executed for it, escape! Sooo, I guess that your answer is that Michael is hotter! LOL I have to disagree.
I mean, BOTH of them are damn fine! :drool: BUT, if pressed, I would have to say that I find Lincoln sexier! He is more my type! More rugged, and more of a badass! ;) Michael is kind of a choir boy, at least deep down!

Hmm. I like all kinds of music, and whether I prefer rock or country really depends on my mood. BUT again, if pressed, I would have to say TRUE!

True or false: I would be excited if Hillary Rodham Clinton won the election?

Lisa

FALSE. She's pro death penalty, and I hate having such a one track mind about certain things, but a person who supports the death penalty will NEVER get my vote. I'm voting for Barack Obama. He fights strongly against the death penalty and he believes in alternative sentencing and rehabilitation.

T or F You can speak another language besides English. (I think I've asked this before, but I'm not gonna go back and read through ALL those posts to find out!)

HI, GIRLS! LONG TIME NO SEE.

TRUE, I CAN SPEAK SPANISH & PORTUGESE, ACTUALLY THAT'S MY JOB.


CS: i'M WITH YOU ON HILLARY!





T - F I can be posting on PTO all night...(i have, LOL).:D Repeated question? Oh, well.

CS loves JW:

You know, I am so torn girl! Because on the one hand, I would love nothing more than to see a woman elected President, because I believe that women are more than capable of taking on and excelling in leadership positions, and have just not been given the opportunity to prove themselves. I like the fact that Hillary Rodham Clinton(remember, she kept her OWN name as well!) has some strong feminist views, including her support for a woman's right to choose.

However, I too can't get past the fact that she supports the death penalty(so does her husband!). Sigh. So, I would have to agree. I would vote for Barack Obama as well. He is also a feminist(yes, men can be feminists!) with two daughters, and he too is one hundred percent pro-choice! Let's keep our fingers crossed for him!

My boyfriend is going to be surprised when he learns that I would not support Ms. Rodham Clinton, because I've been going on and on forever about how it would be so wonderful to see more women in positions of power. BUT, it would be unfair to vote for her based on her gender alone. That is a form of reverse sexism!

I don't speak more than one language, however, I DO understand Italian(I just can't speak it!).

It is alright if a question is repeated(it is inevitable) as long as a different person answers it each time, so that we get a different perspective!

True! I could spend all night on PTO! It IS addictive isn't it?

True or false: I would be upset if my teenage son/daughter came home with a tattoo or piercing?

Lisa

Bookworm1: I'm torn also b/c i know indeed we women can do whatever we set our minds to do and always thought that Hillary was the one.:(


False. Actually, i'm considering getting one myself, like half of a heart and half of an angel wing. I think is my romantic and spiritual side conecting.




True or False



I can dance salsa & lose some weight while doing it. LOL.:D

niuyoricanpr:

I hear ya sister! There are a lot of things that I LIKE about Hillary Rodham Clinton, so it was not an easy choice for me. She is a strong, outspoken, intelligent, driven and accomplished woman, and a good role model for young girls. However I feel very strongly that "capital punishment" is wrong, and therefore I can not in good conscience, vote for someone who supports it. Of course, this is a moot point, because I am not an American citizen, but I will be watching this race VERY closely! I will just be glad to see Bush go! Good riddance! :D

I love tattoos, and have five of them myself, so I couldn't complain if my child came home with one! My only concern would be that the tattoo studio was clean, used sterile equipment, and was board of health approved. I think that they are a wonderful form of self expression, and I always love hearing the stories behind people's tattoos. My latest tattoo was of a bleeding heart on my right shoulder blade, and Steven and I's initials were spelled out in the blood dripping from the heart! I am gonna surprise him with it! He has several tattoos as well(too many to count!) and I think that they are sexy as hell! One word of warning though, girl! They ARE VERY addictive! So be careful! :)

False! I SO can't dance, but Steven has promised that when he gets out, he is gonna teach me! Can't wait!

True or False: I would be offended if a man opened a door for me, or pulled out my chair for me?

Lisa

False! I love that sort of stuff. Growing up in the South, I think we learn to EXPECT that from our men, and I think its SO endearing when he does stuff like that. He's VERY gentlemanly, which is something I absolutely love.

T or F You have an unusual talent. (What is it??)

False. I was waitin on someone else to answer this one, but got tired of waitin! ;) NOBODY out here has an "unusual talent"? Awe, come on now! To be quite honest, I don't think that I have ANY talents, although I have been told that I am very eloquent, and growing up, I was told that I could be a writer, but I never believed that to be true, although I used to have a passion for it. Back in high school, I wrote a short story about a woman who lost the love of her life in a tragic accident, and was struggling to deal with her loss, and my teacher told me that I was gonna be the next Daniel Steel. Uh, did I spell her name right? Hope so! Yeah, right! LOL English was my favorite subject, and I excelled in it! Math? Forget about it! LOL I BARELY passed! :eek:

True or false: If my boyfriend/husband ever struck me in the heat of anger, I would forgive him, and give him another chance?

Lisa

Well, that's not really one that can be answered in a true or false, for me anyway, because it all depends on your circumstances. Ideally, I wouldn't WANT to forgive him and give him another chance, but sometimes you don't have anywhere to go or anyone to help you, so you deal with whatever you have to deal with just to stay alive. Its a tough situation.... I really don't know what the "right" answer should be, but I know that's a damn complicated question!

T or F You have ever forgotten what someone looked like after not seeing them for a long time.

T, I do that all the damn time!

T or F staying in at the weekend is something that I really hate?

B.

True! I get all bummed out if I have to stay in on the week-end! :( The week-end is supossed to be a time to kick back, relax and have fun!

True or false: I have been the object of a same-sex crush?

Lisa

True.




I could stay all day in bed. (R & R) Resting and reading what else? LOL.

True. That is a great way to spend a lazy Sunday! :)

True or false: Women in MWI(met while incarcerated) relationships have all the power?

Lisa

Yeah Baby, you know we do.:D




True - False

Can't wait till he comes out of lockdown, you know i'm gonna zoom all the way up there! LOL.

True. My sweetie is in administrative segregation, and as far as we know, there is NO end in sight. :( The Warden has a hard on for him, and seems intent on making his life as miserable as possible. Prison life is tough regardless, but at least in general population, he would have more priviledges, and more productive things to do with his time. I just loathe the thought of him being cooped up in a one man cell, 23/7. It just seems so cruel to me. :(

True or false: I think that southern accents are sexy?

Lisa

true true true i do think so.. to me, they are the best!
T or F you pick up accents from other people when you are around them?

True, true. I remember traveling to Mexico in 1995 spending 14 days on a vacation with my family, when i came back home i had a mexican accent and everybody else on the trip. We had a terrific time there. LOL!



T - F

I don't like traveling by myself.

False BIG time False! i hate it( i guess) i've never did it LOL.. i just know that i'd worry something was going to go wrong, a flat, get lost, something.
T or F you have laughed today?

T, damn girl I laugh all damn DAY! I'm always laughing......

T or F damn phone never rings when you want it too?

HAHAHAHA girl ya gonna go crazy over there when the phone DOES ring..we will be hearing all about your broken leg you got cuz ya took off running so damn fast ya fell tryin to get to the phone! but yes it is TRUE, it dont ring when you are so wanten it to!
T or F you have written a SEX letter within the last week?

False, although the last letter I sent did contain sexual inuendo! ;)

True or false: It is acceptable for a man to have numerous sexual partners, but if a woman has several partners, she is a "slut"?

Lisa

True ( lol girl dont give me that look!) just the way it is( oh well)
T or F your a slut? HAHAHAHAHA

SnakeCharmer:

Girl, I am SHOCKED! :eek: For that, you deserve two lashes with a wet noodle! Nah, never mind! You would probably enjoy it too much, especially if it was your man handin out those lashes! Ha ha ha.

That is a sexist, unfair double standard, and it pisses me off to NO END! :angry:

I call a man on it EVERY TIME HE USES THAT WORD! Steven is a smart boy! He wouldn't dare! LOL

FALSE. I most certainly am NOT! And besides, I don't believe in that word! I think it is silly, and when a person uses it it makes me think less of them(if they are being serious I mean!)! It isn't even in the dictionary! Actually, it doesn't even HAVE a definition. It depends on who you ask! Some people think that a woman who has sex before marriage is a "slut", other's think a woman who has more than five partner's is a "slut", other's think that a woman who shows ANY interest in sex whatsoever outside of the context of marriage and procreation is a "slut" and so on and so on. Now look what you've done woman! Lisa is on her soap box! We got big trouble now! LOL

True or false: Women rule the world!

Lisa

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I think we do, well.... YEAH! A-men to that sista! us girl's RAWK!

T or F...... Hair dye makes ya hair fall out?

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I think we do, well.... YEAH! A-men to that sista! us girl's RAWK!

T or F...... Hair dye makes ya hair fall out?

OH GAWD.. i HOPE hair dye dont make ya hair fall out.. other wise i'd have me a Slick Bald head by now LOL all the perms i use to get.. and coloring my hair.. it is a wonder it hasn't fallen out LOL ( so false)
T or F you have goten a phone call from your loved one that is on the inside, this month?

F, DAMN you ...... mwhahahahhahahahahhaha it will happen soon though oh yes, one must use the damn FORCE!

T or F the girl above me loves to shake her booty?

Yup, you know I have girl! Like 6 a day!

Do you write nasty letters to your man on a reg. basis?

hell ya. about 5 minutes ago. before that, last night...then yesterday lunch...then the night before.... :)

True or false: I get VERY defesive if someone makes a negative comment about my incarcerated loved one, or inmates in general?

Lisa

lol YES you do Lisa.. but So do I.. so True. it's just that people think they are nothing because of where they are.. and EXCUSE ME.. but what if it were you.. what if it were your daughter or son.. what if it were your parent.. i mean you can say whatever int he hell you want to .. but when it comes to that.. i'd HOPE like everything you'd feel differently then the way they do now.. ( eyeroll) so stupid! anywayssss
T or F you can type a letter fater than you can hand write one?

These little games are so damn addictive! I was planning to take a nap, because I didn't get ANY sleep last night, and had to wake up at the crack of dawn(don't you all feel sorry for me??? Where is that violin?) this morning, BUT I just HAD to come out here for a bit first! Terrible! :shake:

SnakeCharmer:

Girl, I get so damn mad when people say stupid shit like that, I could knock e'm on their asses!:mad: It takes a lot for me to restrain myself! This happened to me not too long ago. My friend made some stupid remark about how her husband didn't want my Steven to know where they lived, not even what CITY they lived in. Boy oh boy! I was fumin! I told her to tell her husband, that Steven could care less where they lived! Treating my sweetie as though he were some wild animal, to be feared!Growl. Talk about a grandiose sense of self-importance huh? Steven doesn't even know the guy! And then to come back and tell me what he said? How rude! :mad:

True. I can DEFINITELY type a letter faster than I can write one by hand, and I usually do type my letters! When I first started writing to inmates, I made a joke about how I decided to type my letters, to spare them the unpleasant task of attempting to read my writing! LOL One of them responded that he didn't care if I wrote my letters on toilet paper, he just enjoyed hearing from me! Awwww. :)

True or false: I enjoy cooking for that someone special?

SnakeCharmer:

This one is for you girl! Read: Urgent! MUST answer question ASAP! What is your favorite color? Need to know!

Lisa

WHATTTTTTTTTTT? what is my fav color, Green? why??LOL you have me wondering my ass off now! lol
and yes i do enjoy cooking, no matter who is it for allthough i'm not the "BEST" cook , but i do pretty good.
T or F you are addicted to the internet?

SnakeCharmer:

Well girlie, you are just gonna have to wait and see! LOL

True. Hours seem to fly by like minutes!

True or false: Working as a crime scene investigator would be an interesting line of work?

Lisa

I'd say false. I have an EMT license, and sometimes I get a little queasy working THAT job, so I can't imagine that a crime scene investigator job would be much better.

T or F You have a weak immune system and tend to get sick easily. (I say that as I am over here alternating between catching up on all the posts I have missed and trying to puke this stomach virus out of my system -- GROSS!)

Yeah, I have a weak stomach too! I get quesy just watching CSI on television sometimes!

True! I get sick often, unfortunately! :(

True or False: I like reading about serial killer's.

Lisa

I just realized something. Snake Charmer, you asked if I spoken to my man in the last month and I said "hell ya. about 5 minutes ago. before that, last night...then yesterday lunch...then the night before.... :)" But I don't know what happened becasue I posted that before asking my question about writing nasty letters so now it looks like I answered my own question and that I said I write nasty letters several times I day, which I SO don't! hahahahahahahah

HAHAHAHHAHAh girl you are a nutt today! hahahaha sure you don't girl.. sure sure.. we allllll beleive you! <smile> girli knew what you was talking about.. PHONE CALLS *hugs*
and "C" i hope you get to feeling better SOOOOOON! yuck! i hate being sick like that.
and my answer is F, nope don't like readin about serial killers<shrug> i had rather read a love story.. but who has time?
t or f you have been swimming already this year?

True! I went swimming with the dolphins when I was done in Key Largo, Florida in April. :yay: It was a MAGICAL experience, that I will NEVER forget for as long as I live! One day, Steven and I are going to do it together! Swim with the dolphins that is! LOL

True or false: I could never date a chauvenist.

Lisa

TRUE! It's either equality or the highway to hell, quick, fast and in a hurry!! :)

Would you ever go streaking?

if i was drunk enough i reckon i might lol other wise, no
T or F you would do a good job at being on the reality show Survivor?

False, i would be a joke, LOL.





T - F


I could be sneaky sometimes ...:slap:

T .. i can be sneaky.. all though my face usualy has GUILTY written all over it before i even do what ever it is lol
t or f you have had a crush on a teacher before?

nad 25:

I am with you girl! :thumbsup: I would NOT put up with a man treating me as though I were beneath him! No way, no how! :nono:

False. I have NEVER had a crush on a teacher before!

True or false: I have had sex with a MUCH younger OR MUCH older man?

Lisa

False on the much older, i would say true on the much younger but i haven't had sex with him...yet.



T - F

Faked orgasm? Hee, hee...:rolleyes:

True! ;)

True or false: The first person that I call when I am in a bind, is STILL my mommy! LOL

Lisa

True!

T or F....you have trimmed hedges/bald eagle? lol lol lol lol

HA HA HA i read this and was like.. whaaaat? LOL girl you are too much.. but I'll still answer the question, ... Smoth as a baby's butt.
T or F you have went to the movies alone before?

True, and I actually enjoyed myself! The perk is you can choose the movie, and you don't have to take another person's likes and dislikes into consideration! :D

True or false: I have been to a drive in movie.

I have never been(we don't even have one here in Windsor!) but I think it would kind of neat! Maybe Steven and I can do that together one day!

Lisa

true.. i have been lots of times to a drive in Movies.
T or F you have ben skydiven?

FALSE! No way in H-E-L-L I'd do it, either!

T or F You have consumed an alcoholic beverage in the last 24 hours.

yup...today at lunch I had a martini! been one of those days at work!

Tor F You have been so drunk you peed yourself?

F, no.. but i have seen plenty of Men that have ben THAT Drunk.
T or F you have ridden a mechincal bull before?

False, but that sounds like a lot of fun, wanna do it.



T - F


Shopping like there's no tomorrow....

True! I LOVE to shop, that is, if I have some extra money to spare!

True or false: Women should pay for their own meal on a date?

Lisa

FALSE! If you are prepared to ask me out, you better be prepared to foot the bill! Though, I guess that's really a non-issue these days since I'm not exactly "on the market" anymore.

T or F You can quote a poem from memory in its entirety. (What is it?)

CS loves JW:

I agree that whomever does the asking(be it the woman OR the man!) should foot the bill! I personally would like to be able to treat Steven once in a while, too!

You can quote a poem from memory in its entirety. (What is it?) Oh, gosh no! I don't have the world's greatest memory, unfortunately! :shrug:

True or false: I have met a celebrity in person.

Lisa

True. I have met Tyson Beckford at the Scottsdale Fashion Square Mall back when I was living in Arizona. Ladies, if you think that man is sexy in the magazines, OMG, let me tell you -- he is PERFECT looking in person!
This is a good question, though. I'd like to hear who else you all have met!

T or F You really liked the movie "Brokeback Mountain". (Its on right now, and I LOVE that movie! Those two men are HOT!)

CS Loves JW:

I have met Heather Hunter(the most popular African American adult film star in the world!) at a strip club, and Annie Sprinkle(who I actually really admire!). Former sex trade worker/porn star, turned writer/artist/activist! She has strong feminist views, and believes in sexual freedom for women!

T or F You really liked the movie "Brokeback Mountain". (Its on right now, and I LOVE that movie! Those two men are HOT!)

True! It was a real tear jerker though! It was so heartbreaking. :broken: These two men spent their entire lives pretending to be something that they weren't and never could be, and it led to a lifetime of disappointment, heartache and pain. The love that these men felt for one another was just as real and just as strong, as the love that we feel for our partners. It's just too bad that some people are so narrow-minded, and fearful of what is different. :(

True or false: Anything goes when it comes to sex, as long as nobody gets hurt?

Lisa

True or false:

F.... if you are in a relationship with someone, then the 2 of you have to be open enough to talk and AGREE on what it is that yall want to do and BOTH be happy with it, no matter what it is.. THEN if the 2 of yall are BOTH up for what ever it may be.. THEN yes, it would be fine.
T or F Your man has been in a same sex relatoinship before?

Yes I would sometimes I even dream about it I have two uncles lock up and I would give the world to have them home with me It's funny how I am not the only person who thinks like that.

False! Steven is kinda homophobic! LOL He is soooo not into that! I bet he wouldn't mind seeing me with another woman though! What's up with that? Most men will run for the hills if you mention two men gettin it on, but two women? They get an instant hard-on! LOL Go figure!

True or false: I have a college or university degree?

Lisa

F, i don't
t or F
you have played mini golf before?

True, but I am not very good at it! LOL

True or false: You have had your "fifteen minutes" of fame!?

Lisa

yeha... i was on TV once when i was a cheerleader back in school, it showed our christmas parade on the news lol
t or F
you have told a lie in the past month to someone

My man had HIS fifteen minutes of fame on "LockUp"!

True, but just little white lies! Like for example, I said that I had been up for hours, when in reality, I still hadn't managed to drag my ass outta bed yet! LOL

True or false: I have a deep, dark secret?

Lisa

Hey I had my 15 minutesof fame, unfortunately...on lock Up! lol lol
not exactly the typ eof fame I was going for...!!!

Deep dark secret? Well, I'm marrying a prisoner! To some that's still a secret. Besides that, nah...im just lil' ol me!

T or F, you have been pooped on by a bird?

False, but I remember being with my mom at Old North Church in Boston, and a bird took a dump on her as she was walking out of the church and she screamed, "A BIRD JUST SH!T ON MY HEAD!!!!!" I was mortified -- she said that in a CHURCH YARD, of all places!

T or F You have an annoying habit that you'd like to break.

not that i KNOW of (F)
T or F you snore?

True, apparently! My friend and I shared a hotel room(to save money!) while we were vacationing down South, and she actually woke me up once in the middle of a deep, sound sleep, to tell me she couldn't sleep because I was snoring so loud! To be honest, I was a little irritated, because I was thinking "it's NOT like I can help it? What the hell do you want me to do about it??!" You know what I'm saying? LOL Both of my parents snore really loud too!

True or false: I am an atheist.

Lisa

I'd of done the same thing, woke your butt up, told you to turn over your snoren so loud ya suckin the walls in ! LoL <smile> then hurried and went back to sleep before you did( yes i'm awfull) hahaha
F i am not a Atheist.. I Beleive in Jesus Christ, our God and savior, Heaven.. I do not go to Church as MUCH as i should, but in my heart i Do beleive. ( When i Do attend services i go to a Baptist Church)
Fix your eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen,for what is seen is temporary,but what is unseen is eternal.(corinthians 4:18)
T or F, You beleive that if you don't go to church " it doesn't "Count"?

FALSE! I am not an atheist, but I do not believe in organized religion. I don't wanna start a big debate here, so I won't go into detail about my own personal views on the subject, but in a nutshell, I think that it is responsible for many of our social ills. I was raised Catholic, but STOPPED going to church at the age of fourteen, when I became a radical feminist! Smiles. I blame the Catholic Church(at least in part) for things like the high rate of HIV/AIDS in third world countries, and the oppression of women! I'll stop now! LOL But I DO believe in God, and I am a spiritual person, who believes in doing what I can to make the world a better place!

True or false: My pen pal/loved one and I have gotten into a heated debate over religion?

Since we are on the subject and all! LOL

Lisa

f. we agree to disagree.
t or f you ate out somewhere this weekend ?

Well, I've been out of town, so I have done nothing but eat out all weekend. Fri. I had lunch at Holman. ;-) Dinner at Capt D's on the road. Sat. I ate at a local barbeque joint near my moms, and yesterday I had junk from the candy shop for lunch and Backyard Burger for dinner..... lord, I need to get to the gym now!!!!!!!

T or F You have a visit planned in the month of June.

Cs loves JW:

Girl, that is one of the best things about road trips! LOL Ya get to eat out all the time, and don't have to worry about cooking! And if you can't cook(like me!) it sure beats having tv dinners every night! LOL

I went shopping in Detroit yesterday, and we had lunch at the Old Country Buffet! The food was delicious, but unfortunately, I ate too much of it, and ended up with a stomach ache! :rolleyes:

False. No visit planned for a while, unfortunately. :( I WISH!

True or false: I have seen a movie at the theater in the last two weeks?

Lisa

F i hardely ever go to the movies.
T or F You have watched the Holman Lock up show so many times You have lost count? lol

True! It was on again the other night! I have it on tape too, and I rewind it over and over again, to the part where my baby is interviewed! I just love the sound of his voice, and seeing that handsome face of his! :)

True or false: I drink more than one can of soda a day?

Lisa

True.. they are diet.. but still bad for ya..
T or F you always skip breakfast?

At least YOU drink diet soda! I drink a minimum of 2-3 cans of regular soda a day! Isn't that awful? :eek:

True. I often skip breakfast, because I am still sleeping at that time! LOL

True or false: I eat fast food at least three times a week?

Lisa

False.. but i'd like to HAHAHA usualy only once a week. I dont count calories( i should but i dont) i drink the diet sodas just cuz i like the taste better than the reg ones.. and if i want to eat a cheeseburger.. thats what im going to eat.. if i want a salad.. then i'll just eat a salad.. ( but most of the time.. it's southern fried FATTY food) <shrug> oh well.. i'll gain.. i'll lose it.. and then gain it back LOL
T or F you have a laptop?

You PREFER the tast of diet soda to regular? Girl, I can't CHOKE that stuff done, and trust me I HAVE tryed! The only diet soda that is TOLERABLE for me is Diet Dr Pepper! Diet Coke and Pepsi is an absolute disgrace! :D
:thumbsup: Good for you girl! Having to count calories is a real drag, and we only live ONCE right? LOL

False. I don't have a laptop computer, but I WISH that I could afford one! That would be great!

True or false: I have treated a man to dinner?

Lisa

True many a times.
T or F you have stoped to help a complete stranger before?

Stopped the car? False. I've heard too many horror stories about bad things happening to people when they stop for strangers.

T or F You have had a dream that later came true.

False. Although sometimes after a really bad nightmare, I wonder if it might be an omen, and it causes me grief for a little while. But luckily that has never actually happened!

True or false: My loved one resembles a famous person?

Lisa

F,

T or F I like big butts....

hahaha.. True.. them big butts are all kinna sexy! lol
T or F you have had Braces on your teeth before?

False! I have never had to wear braces. I suposse I was lucky in that respect! :)

True or false: The thought of going to the dentist frightens me?

Lisa

Nope.. doesn't bother me at all.. i actualy LIKE going ( i know.. im weird lol)
T or F You have taken in a stray animal before

T, many many times! animal hospital up in this mo'fo!

T or F dog's are a mans best friend?

(I think it's there right hand to be quite honest with you, never lets them DOWN, ha ha PUN)

False. I have bonded most closely with a dog as far as pets are concerned, but I know plenty of people who have bonded with their cats/snakes/ferrets/etc on the same level.

T or F You'd trade places with him if you could.

F, I wouldn't do that... nor would he want me too! I don't see what or how that would help by him coming out and me going in to be quite honest with ya C.... p.s get to work mo'fo... you got stuff to be doing!

T or F s&m is what it's all about?

True! I am a bit of a kinky girl! :D I want Steven to spank my behind when I am naughty! LOL

True or False: I am a romantic.

Lisa