I thought since the board was so hush hush, i'd try to post a few things maybe to get something going... so here's a little game...
I'll start it...
answer first, then ask your own "have you ever" question...
here goes,

Have you ever laughed So hard that you pee'd your pants? LOL

I've come pretty close to it, I'm forever laughing tho! I have to control myself! lol!

Have you ever had the same dream more than two or three times?

Yes i have... makes me wonder if it is somehow trying to "TELL ME SOMETHING!"
have you ever triped while walking, and took off in a run to make like you didn't trip? lol( i think that is SO funny for some reason today)

Yeah, i've done that load's of time! I think you just make it look worse tho! or I just stay down on the floor and wait for someone to help me up! I'm always making a fool out of myself!

Have you ever got so drunk that you crossed a road and sat down on a car and you didnt even know until the dude in the car got out and asked you to move? (long story behind that one)

HAHAHAHA!!!! Nope, can't say I've ever done that! Speaking of drinking, though, have you ever wrote your man a "drunk" letter and then regretted it later? :-)

LOL, I'm single so no to that one! might do it to bryan one day tho sure he would love it lol

Have you ever...slept for 24 hours?

No ... if i sleep for 4 hours straight i think im doing good nowa days LOL
have you ever put money up to save, and forget where you put it from yourself?

Hell yeah lol

have you ever had a one night stand and woke up and looked next to you and been like what the fuck and just wanted to run out the house even if its ur house?

LOL i can't say that i have( but i've had some relationships that i'd love to of RAN away from LOL... thank goodness i aint hooked up with a REALLY nasty looking guy while being drunk ... usualy those were the times when you'd "fall back on someoen" or i did lol.. aint done any of that in a while.
lets see.. have you ever started checking someone out from across the room, and come to find out the HE.. was really a SHE?

LMAO, hell NO! I would be a bit worried if I had! or I would get me some glasses!

Have you ever....drank so much blue cocktail or blue drink that when you went to the loo and done a number two ya shite came out blue?

I'm guessin that from asking That question you been haven some COLORFULL shit before hahahahaha... but can't say that i have... but i know when you hit the jack, jim, and crown SO ahrd.. it hits ya back in FIRE! hahahaha
let's see, have you ever had a flat tire, and someone pull up and ASK, you gotta flat?( shaken headLOL)

LMAOOOOOOOOOO! yeah i'm guilty of the shit! I drunk so many jugs of blue lagoon I was freaking out, I was like dude my shits blue and then donna was like so is mine and we were pissin ourselfs laughing!

lol, not had that as of yet!

Have you ever lied about your age?

P.s it's about time the holman bit gets some posts we are tearing the shit out of it lol!

LOL i would have been thinkin, i have done messed my self UP.. ifin my shit was Blue! hahahaha
too funny! ( the tire thang.. it's SO happend to me<eyeroll> i mean.. DUH.. yes it's flat.. why do you have to ASK lol)
have i lied about my age before, I'm sure that i have( as a kid, trying to be "older" but not since i have grown up ...
Have you ever had someone at a bar KEEP hitting on you to the point that you just want to tell them "GO AWAY" ???lol
and YES.. this Holman Board needs to COME ALIVE(hinten at the other ladies to take part.. come on .. you know you want to LOL)

LOL

Yeah, i've told a few dudes to fuckoff aswel! you know where it gets to that point where being nice really does not work! men hey!

Have you ever knocked anyone out?

no, but i sure would Like to try!!!
i dont know why.. but just the thought of being able to take out All my frustrations, in one punch.. whew, makes my blood rush LOL
have you ever had a black eye?

LOL, amen to that!

Yeah once when I was a kid, I was play fighting and we got a bit rough I split the girls lip and she gave me a good ole shiner!

Have you ever slept out in a park?

no, never slept out in any park.....
have you ever fallen asleep while driven?

No, but I have come DARN CLOSE. That's so scary to me. I'm not a big fan of driving anyway -- if I could choose one luxury, it would be to have my own chauffeur. :-P

Have you ever written on the wall of a bathroom stall? (What'd you write???)

LOL wow.. this question brings back the memories .. yeah.. i've written on the bathroom wall before.. gah.. i was , let's see.. i was in 5th grade.. and i wrote Misty likes jason inside of a heart LOL
have you ever ran out of tissue papper while in the bathroom, and no one else be home to help you out?!?! LOL

Hell yeah drip dry all the way lol

have you ever got so drunk that you feel down the stairs of the bar in front of everyone>?

HAHA! No, but I've been so drunk that I fell in the floor of the women's bathroom at a bar while making out with a guy, and couldn't get up so we just stayed on the floor 'til the bouncers kicked us out. :-) Damn, I had serious issues when I was in college.

Have you ever called someone on 3-way, THOUGHT that you hung up with one of the people, and then realized much later that the other person was still on the line?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! that is classic good old college! i'm at college myself lol!

Nah i've never done that whole 3 way thing!

Have you ever been to a korn gig?

no , never been
have you ever farted in class?

Yeah and then blamed it on the person next to me!

Have you ever broken a bone?

HAHAHAH Gross GIrl! ahahhaha
no, never broke a bone, hopefully i wont!
Have you ever stayed up 24 hours straight?

TOOOOOO many times to count! I can specifically remember staying up 36 hours in basic training and thinking I was going to die, for real. Ugh.

Have you ever slept with a toy/stuffed animal when you were OVER the age of 18?

LMAO!!!! There's ALOT of shit on here that I've done and had!!!! Let's see.....

Have you ever....gotten so drunk that when you got in a fight w/ your husband or wife and you were so pissed that you decided to walk home......3 Miles away....and even more so have you ever ACTUALLY made it home?

lmao, nah I've not done that! but I tried walking home from a club one night when I was pissed! and that was a 12 mile walk! really I should be dead!

Have you ever camped on a beach b4?

lmao, nah I've not done that! but I tried walking home from a club one night when I was pissed! and that was a 12 mile walk! really I should be dead!

Have you ever camped on a beach b4?

no i havent ever camped on the beech before.. ( but i sure do want to !)
have you ever been dancen out in the club.. and FELL and Busted your arse!?

Yep, sure have, skirt up to the waist, thong all hanging out and everything. NOT PRETTY.

Have you ever been paid to eat something really disgusting?

LOL no, aint never did that one.
have you ever bit into a apple and found HALF a worm?

LMAO on these, thanx, girls.
Nope, i haven't. Have u ever pretended to be talking on ur cell phone so nobody would talk 2 u and suddenly the dang phone rings?

LOL, nah! that would be funny as hell tho!

Have you ever.....played strip poker?

Yes -- and I'm pretty good at losing, too!

Have you ever ... been the subject of a newspaper article?

hmmm not "YET" lol
have you ever been talkin to someone and laughed, spitting out your gum on them?

EWWWW! Remind me to not get too close to you when you are laughing! Don't wanna get hit in the eye with a projectile! hahaha

Have you ever ... ate the worm out of a bottle of tequila?

LOl girl.. i aint never spit no gum on no one.. had it spit on me ne time though( wasn't very pretty) lol
EWWWW NO WAY.. i aint eatin that worm!
have you ever went skinny dippen?

Hell yeah, and next year in bama I will aswel!

Have you ever had a 3sum?

Noooo, i haven't. Have you ever....hujuuum, satisfied yourself in the car returning home from visiting him?

Yep...ate the worm in tequila!!! Tasted like....TEQUILA!!!! Nope never "took care" of myself before while driving....hmmm...lets see...
Have you ever had oral sex while driving?


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ROAD HEAD! I plead the 5th!!!!! OMG, you girls are DIRTY! :-)

Have you ever gotten your period and not realized it until someone pointed it out on your white pants?

Yeap, and was soo embarassed. Have u ever...used a sex toy? Woohooo!

yup yup got me a "purple toy friend"
have you ever caught someone getting it on in a parking lot?

Have I ever caught someone getting it on in a parking lot? Believe it or not, I HAVE! LOL It was in the parking lot of a movie theater, of ALL places, and my mother, of all people, was with me! :eek: A young woman was enthusiastically pleasuring her male friend, as he reclined in his seat! Shameless hussy! Ha ha! I would NEVER do that! NEVER even THINK of doing such a thing! ;) At least that is what I told ma! LOL

Have you ever had a same sex encounter?

Lisa

Nope. Have u ever pee in a men's restroom?:eek:

NOPE
HAVE YOU EVER GOT DRESSED IN THE MORNING FOR WORK ONLY TO DISCOVER YOUR SHIRT WAS INSIDE OUT??? LOL LOL LOL

LOL, yeah!

You girls are D I R T Y!

Have you ever......seen the film "body shots"

No i haven't.

Have u ever prayed only to see that God already had answered ur prayers?

WHEN I WAS FIVE , WHEN THEY TOOK ME AWAY FROM MY MOM..... AND SHE WAS LOCKED UP....
HAVE YOU EVER WISHED UPON A STAR???

Every chance I get.....
HAVE YOU EVER JUST WANTED TO SCREAM TILL YOUR BREATH GAVE OUT???

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Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever gone to sleep and not wanted to wake up?

Hell yeah...
Yes this one is a sensitive one..but.....
Have you ever tried, or wanted to try suicide?

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Yes. I have suffered from crippling depression since childhood, and I have contemplated just ending it all more times than I care to remember. :( I was never able to work up the courage to go through with it though, so here I am.

What is the absolute WORST date you have EVER been on? :eek:

Lisa

Yeap, it was when i was 15 yrs. old. I really liked this guy and he asked me out and i said yes, but didn't want to go by myself so i asked my sister to go with us. Well, it turns out he spend the entire night talking to her and ignored me. It was the worst date in my life. LOL! The next day he asked her out on a date and she said no, of course not! He, he.



Bookworm1: I'm soooo happy that you never went thru with it, girl.


Have u ever done something that u wish you would have never done?

Yeah, quite a few times!

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Yep, pretty recently, too.

Have you ever bought an article of clothing, hidden the tags, worn it, and then returned it later?

No, I have never done that! Although.... that IS a good idea come to think of it! ;)

niuyoricanpr:

Thank you! That was very nice of you to say! :)

Have you ever had phone sex?

Lisa

Yeah, a few times lol!

Have you ever had really shit phone sex?

Yup, the kind where you are filing your nails while pretending to breathe heavy in the phone. :-)

Have you ever had a major surgery?

i had my tubes tied if that counts?
have you ever been turned away from a visit because of somethign you wore?

Not as of yet, as i'm a visit virgin!

Have you ever had someone walk in on you while having sex?

Nope, never been caught in the act.
have you ever had sex while someone else was in the same room with you

Well, the obvious answer would be yes, unless, of course, I had only ever had sex with myself. HAHAHA No, I know what you mean, though, and the answer is yes.

Maybe we should mark this as an adults only thread -- its getting hot in here!

Have you ever performed a sexual act *during* your visit with your man?

YES, and it's a lot of fun. The anticipation of knowing u could get caught fascinates me, LOL. (sick i am)

Have u ever...carried a conversation with someone while ur man was...u know, touching u?

Nope! I don't think I could, even if I wanted to! I'm a moaner! ;) Which also excludes performing a sexual act in the visiting room. Imagine that? Me moanin and groanin! I am VERY demonstrative! We'd get caught for sure! :eek:

Have you ever picked up a hitchhiker?

Lisa

Hell no! I'm not that brave!

Have you ever been stung by a bee?

NO, and I'm scared to death of that, because I am very allergic to ants, so I have this fear that I might be allergic to bees too and would probably go into anaphylactic shock or something.

Have you ever called your man by the wrong name?

nope aint never did that.
and girl, you better watch out for them bees when you get back here to AL.. them freakin bumble bees are Already out!
theres freakin sweat bees allllll in the ground in the yard ACK!
have you ever been int he same bed with another person BESIDES the the person you was haven sex with at the same time?

Uh, no! Why, have you? You kinky girl you! :D I am terrified of bees! :eek: Once, I was in the car with my parents, driving down the highway(we were returning home from Niagara Falls), and I got stung by a bee! Well, I just started screamin at the top of my lungs, and flailing my arms! LOL They had NO idea what was goin on, and were like "OMG! What's wrong"! Keep in mind that we were going like 120 MPH! My dad had to pull the car over to the side of the road! My mom pressed the edge of a knife against it, and believe it or not it helped ease the stinging sensation! It hurt like hell at first though! He must have landed on my leg, and I didn't see him, and I put my damn hand down right on top of him! He was not impressed! :mad: And he let me know it! :eek:

Have you ever had such a terrifying nightmare, that you couldn't get it out of your head for the longest time? :eek: Do you still remember it?

Lisa

Yeah, I use to have this really messed up dream (nightmare) I had it quite a few times! I was on a full size chess board and it was all black and white! and there use to be this dude up the other end, I have no idea who he was or anything! and the board would start up huge and then it would get smaller and smaller like the board was closing in on me and he would be getting closer and closer and he looked like he wanted to slice and dice me, no shit! he sacred the hell out of me! and he would always get two squares away from me then i would wake up! I've not had this dream in years! but I use to have it all the time!

Have you ever had a dream that you was falling and you ended up out of your bed and on the floor?

no, i havent ever actualy ended up on the floor, but i have woke up and "jumped" like sat straight up in bed, scared, like i was falling.
and LOL Lisa, if you wanted to know if "i' had done that you should have beat me to the question HAHAHAHA.. now you'll never know<grin> la de da, la de da
Have you ever "tossed someones salad" < bahaha> man my mind must be in the gutter today! lol

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO you need to behave yaself!

Have you ever chocked or a certain something?

LOL emma, stop being so bashfull over there girl you POSE to answer the question.. come on.. now .. have you ever?? don't fib to us!! hahahahaha
have i ever umm gaged on a certain "peter" thang? nope.. no gag reflex here!
have you ever stoped at a red light and saw the person in front of you picken their nose?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO no i have not as of yet! I'm worried that I might get something very nasty in my mush! :eek:

Yeah have you ever done deeeeeeeeeeeeppppppp throat and cough cough cough nearly died lol! Must say i'm pretty good at that shit! :p

Hell yeah, and they are always men! lol

Have you ever cheated?

umm, i plead the 5th
have you ever colored your hair?

All the time, did you see my pics on myspace? dyed as black as black can be miss!

Have you ever seen a shark in the same sea as you b4?

nope, never...
have you ever been deep see fishing?

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr

Have you ever wanted to be taller? fuck knows I can't think of anything else

Yeah, I'm 5'4 on a really tall day, so I could use about 4 inches. (And then, of course, I could use about 8 inches too.)

Have you ever maxed out a credit card in one shopping trip?

lol naw, I'm already 5'9 hahaha
have you ever fell asleep in the bathroom while throwen up cuz you was so drunk?
no never maxed out a card in ONE shopen trip.. ( sorry i posted at the same timegirl)

LMAOOOOOO! 8 inches would be good!

LOL okay... today everyones mind is officaly in the gutter!! hahahaha

have you ever fell asleep in the bathroom while throwen up cuz you was so drunk?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! nah but my mate did it was funny as hell! I had to lift her head out of my loo! classic!

Have you ever drunk a man under the table?

Oh yes<smile> in fact did it againt his past weekend.. ( i love me some crown!)
have you ever wore heels while drinking and fell, and just couldnt get up ? hahaha

Yep, I think I answered that one about falling down drunk dancing at the bar....

Have you ever had anyone try to throw you off a roof or out a window?

no, but i have had someone try to push me out of a moven truck LOL
have you ever waked in on your parents maken the "ugly"

The beast with two backs? HAHAHA Yeah, when I was 5 or 6.

Have you ever met someone off of the internet with the sole purpose of having sex with them?

no, but i have met up with people off of here( back when i was single) went to lots of wild parties with those folks!!!
have you ever sent nude pics to someone on the net?

Yes, yes, yes. I know. I'm sick.

Have you ever had a sexual encounter with siblings (at different times, of course)?

naw, havent done that.
have you ever gotten your butt whooped in a fight?

NOPE! Wanna know why? Because I have NEVER gotten into one before. At least not a physical altercation, although I have been told that I have an acid tongue! :eek: I usually end up saying things that I later regret, when I am pissed off! If I did get into a fight though, I'd probably lose! LOL I am not "street smart". I lived a rather sheltered life growing up, in a quiet middle class neighborhood. My boyfriend on the other hand, has NEVER lost a fight! ;) At least, I sincerely doubt it anyway! Let's put it this way! I wouldn't wanna challenge him to a fight! LOL EEK!

Have you ever had cosmetic surgery?

Lisa

nope, but i WOULD have some done.
have you ever slaped a guy across the face?

Nah, not as of yet!

Have you ever sang in the rain?

No, but I do sing in the shower sometimes! I have a bad singing voice, so I wouldn't want to subject any innocent bystanders to my singing! LOL

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep? ;)

Lisa

Yes i have, but couldn't finish, so i did it when i woke up, LOL!:p


Have u ever been accidentally poked in the eye while making love?

no, but for somereason that made me lugh.
have you ever wanted So bad to be able to SHOW what is in your heart to someone, so there would be not one shred of doubt\worry?

ABSOLUTELY! I know that Steven sometimes doubts my love for him, and I wish that I could show him just how much I love him, because I don't think he understands the depth of my love for him! It's hard for me to comprehend sometimes! I would LITERALLY die for him.

Have you ever wished someone dead?

Lisa

*nodden head* i have one person.
Have you ever changed a flat tire ( by your self)?

No, but then again I don't drive! If I DID drive, I would make it a point to learn how to change a flat though! I wouldn't want to wind up being one of those helpless "damsels in distress" who had to wait on a man to come and rescue me! Yuck! ;)

Have you ever taken something that didn't belong to you?

Lisa

yes, i have before.
Have you ever rode in a taxi?( lol i have never.. i think it would be neatLOL)

SnakeCharmer, I am surprised at you! :no: You are a VERY bad girl! ;)

Yes, I have ridden in a taxi cab before, on more than one occassion in fact! It ain't all that great girl! LOL One driver in particular was a rude prick, and another carried on conversations with himself! No word of a lie! I dunno. I kinda feel ill at ease getting into a car with a complete and total stranger. What if he is an axe murderer or somethin? :eek:

Have you ever been on a blind date before? PS: If so, was it a positive or negative experience? Inquiring minds wanna know, okay? :D

Lisa

Have you ever been on a blind date before? PS: If so, was it a positive or negative experience? Inquiring minds wanna know, okay?
yup, been on one... but never again since that one time. He drove a few HOURS to come meet me in town, to go to the drive in movies.. he pulled up, i went to get in his truck to ride with him to the drive in, and he had brought his daughter( she was prolly 2years old) i have NO problem with kids( i actualy LOve them, and had more fun with HER, than i did with him LOL) but , i just don't think you should bring your lil ones on your *first blind date* <shaken head> we sat in the back of his truck to watch the movie, and "I" had to change the lil girls diaper.. SOMEONE had to "HE" sure wasn't going to , he just kept tryin to slip in a kiss, or a rub.. and it was NOT going to happen! lol i couldn't even tell you the movie that was playing<shrug> but i remember him taken me back to my car, and he got out and asked for a goodnight kiss( WHAT???? you got to be joken?!?!) um, i gave him a hug and said, thanks, and bye.( i had given him my number before he came down to meet me so that if he got lost he could call, he never called, BUT, the next morning, i had a Dozen rosses deleiverd to my door from Him, with a note asking me to marry him?????? ) i 'm guessing he used my number shome how to get my adress, needless to say, i changed my number, and NEVER spoke to him again.. he freaked me out!
Have you ever been to hawaii?

SnakeCharmer:

Thanks for sharing! That was a VERY interesting story! ;) I was smiling from ear to ear, as I was reading that! LOL At least you like children! That is like, my worst fricken nightmare! AHHHHHHHHHH! Some date! And girl, there is NO way on God's green earth that I would have been changing that little girl's diaper! Yuck! Not MY job, thank you very much! And you are sooo right! Who brings their kid along on a FIRST date? And then he asked you to marry him? WOW! You must have REALLY impressed him! LOL
I've never been to a drive-in movie before, but I always wanted to!


No, I have never been to Hawaii before, unfortunately. :( I like to travel, and visit new and interesting places, but I don't really have the means to do it. Sigh.

Have you ever been in a serious car accident?

Lisa

Yes, been in a serious car accident back in 1973 and broke the femur on my right arm. Had a cast on it for 7 mos. This guy didn't stop at a light and hit the car where i was a passenger. i was riding in a sports car and he drove a van,, he was drunk and never spent a day in jail.


Have u ever being in an ER for more than 24 hrs?

Nah, never!

Have you ever got as drunk as I did friday? (I was gone with the wind, and wow did I make a twat out of myself lol the pub love it)

I have NEVER actually been drunk before! I have a VERY low tolearance for alcohol! Two drinks tops, and that's all I can handle! Any more than that, and I start to feel lightheaded and queasy. I don't drink very often, because I just don't like the way it makes me feel. And when I DO drink, I prefer sweet drinks, with a low alcohol content(ie. a Pina Colada). I DO like coke and rum though!

Have you ever blabbed a secret?

Lisa

Yeah, I blabbed one in the pub friday! BUT.... it was done in a good way! my mate really likes his dude and he was there so I went and called him over and said donna likes you, so dude give her ya number! oh man her face was classic!

Have you ever cried when watching "gone with the wind"

estranged emma:

Did he end up giving her his phone number? I hope so! :D I think women should be more assertive, when it comes to asking men out! Why not? If you want something, go after it! Don't wait for it to come to you!

niuyoricanpr:

Forgot to add! That must have been REALLY scary! :eek: Thankfully I have never been in even a minor car accident before. My mom has though, and she spent six weeks in the hospital, due to a back injury she sustained during the crash. For the longest time, she was too scared to get behind the wheel, but she was able to overcome that fear(thank God!). I am so glad that you were okay(at least, in the end).

Have I ever cried while watching "Gone With the Wind". Believe it or not girl, I have NEVER even SEEN that movie! I was never big on romance novels/films. :shrug:

Have you ever slept with someone on the first date?

God I MUST get outta here! It is like six in the fricken morning! LOL I'm exhausted, but I can't seem to pull myself away from thsi damn computer! :)

Lisa

Have you ever slept with someone on the first date?
yeah i have before... i was such a Ho Bag huh? hahahahaha
Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Far too many to count! I'm just not a very good driver, and I have a lead foot like nobody's business.

Have YOU ever been arrested?

Bookworm1: Thank you for your words. And i'm also glad ur mom overcame her fear of driving, i know it takes time, it happened to me.


Have i ever been arrested? Nope i haven't.


have u ever had to change doctors b/c of his wife's jealousy? (sick)

No, but oh my goodness, it sounds like there is a good story behind that one!!!!

Have you ever had to have sex with someone because you lost a bet?

Have you ever had to have sex with someone because you lost a bet? hahaha no C i haven't... YET... but.. i can see "someone" sayin he'd bet with me on that HAHAHA
have you ever fullfilled a fantasy for your guy?

CS loves JW: Girl, what makes u say that? LMAO....yeap, you are right on that. But truthfully, nothing was going on, besides, he wasn't my type, believe me and even if he was, i'm soooo in love with my man that i wouldn't risk losing him.:p

Being that i met him in, no. The way i see it, i fulfilled his fantasy when we met, Ji, Ji,...


Have u ever traveled by your self? Not me, i consider it kind of boring.

Nah, I wouldn't do that! I would have to be with people don't like doing shit like that on my own!

Have you ever thought about getting ya clit pierced?

I have thought about it, but I've heard a lot of horror stories too, so I don't know. I'm still toying with the idea of whether I should get my tongue repierced or not.

Have you ever gotten a person's name tattooed on your body?

Hell no, Don't think I ever would! just asking for trouble to be quite honest with you!

Have you ever coughed and pissed yaself?

LMAO! it's so funny, 'cause i do it all the time. It happens to the women in my family.


Have u ever smoked (reg. ones) and then felt nauseated?

Have u ever smoked (reg. ones) and then felt nauseated? no... i tried smokin when i was young.. just never liked it much though.
have you ever had a EX tat YOUR name on them?

nah, but I've had plenty get obsessed with me!

Have you ever had to change ya number bcoz of an ex?

Yeah, my psycho former neighbor just WOULDN'T STOP CALLING. He was beyond weird.


Have you ever had a near death experience?

I hate that shit, i've had to change my number so many times because an ex has just got too obsessed! even dudes that's i've not dated have gone a bit crazy on me and I just think to myself, why me? why can't I just find a dude that is gonna be kool and give me a friggin break!

Erm.....No! don't think so! I mean i've been drunk like way drunk to a point where I thought I was going to die and I swear I could see the light but when I woke up all I could find was my mate standing over me with her phone light in my face saying em, em, man that was a fucking great night!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG, that's the funniest thing I have ever, ever heard!!!! Isn't it funny how those nights seem so great, but when you look back on them you realize that you don't remember a SINGLE thing that happened, only that it was DAMN good. :-)

You forgot to ask another question, crazy woman!

lol, I've got a lot on my plate! throw me a friggin bone here will ya lol!

Okay, okay! Have you ever stepped on glass?

Yeah C, that shit is way too funny! you look back and go... what did I do that night? then ya mates are like ha ha you done this and you said this to this dude and you flashed ya ass and kissed a real ugly dude or whatever lol! You just wait for my bday then gir, i'm out the 25th, 27th and 28th! there is gonna be some funny pics to be seen lol!

Okay, okay! Have you ever stepped on glass? yes but not on purpose!
OUCH!
have you ever watched a horror movie and be so scared you start hearing things and have to sleep with a light on that night?

Oh, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies do that to me, and Hostel was pretty damn gross too. Oh, and Wolf Creek -- OMG, that is some scary stuff!!! I LOVE scary movies, but I'll be looking over my shoulder for DAYS after I watch certain ones.

Have you ever called Holman and cursed at anyone?

Have you ever called Holman and cursed at anyone? no not yet LOL
have you ever called down to Holman talking to someone and started crying?

Nah dude's can't say I have! or will for that fact lol! i'm too much of a bitch for that shit!

Have you ever.....fucked someone then cried because you regret it SOOO much?

Have you ever.....fucked someone then cried because you regret it SOOO much? no.. but, i have done that, then been so freakin mad at myself for doing so...
have you ever stoped inthe middle of sex and just been like, "i got to go" and leave?

NO, I've never stopped DURING sex, but I was making out with a guy one time and then felt his OH MY GOD tiny shrinky dink, and was like, peace out, boy, because I'm not playing with a man who has a you-know-what that is the size of a 3 year olds!!!

Have you ever named your man's penis?

Yeap, his name is Pinto...:D



Have u ever named your body parts?

Nope never gave my own body parts any names...
Have you ever had sex while on your period?

Yep, and you are all gonna say I am nasty, but sometimes I kinda like it better like that. I don't know about you guys, but for some reason I am WAY more horny when I am on my period. Must be a hormonal thing -- I dunno.

Have you ever allowed a guy to go down on you while you are on your period?

Yep, and you are all gonna say I am nasty, but sometimes I kinda like it better like that. I don't know about you guys, but for some reason I am WAY more horny when I am on my period. Must be a hormonal thing -- I dunno.

Have you ever allowed a guy to go down on you while you are on your period?

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: CS, girl! damnnnnnnnnn you are another little snake in the grass! see i'm learning something new here everyday! well put it this way the girl is honest! and each to their own!

And nah, i've never let a dude do that! i'm like a woman on a crack fix when i'm on, it's like stay the fuck away from me BIATCH!

Have you ever taken it up the BUTT? ;)

Have you ever taken it up the BUTT? ;) hahahahahaha Emma.. i just HAD tro come along and be the one to annswer this one didn't i? lol
"Yes"
i Love me some "butt sex" hahahaha you do it juuuuust right, UMPH... oh hell yes.. thats some good stuff!
have you ever had sex with someone AND used a dildo at the same time( up your butt)? LOL . what.. yall don't give me that look! LOL

LOL, that Q was just for you girl!

Nah i've not had anything up my butt YET! but I will try it! hell yeah! I look forward to the day that my butt is not a virgin!

Have you ever had a gang bang?

Have you ever had a gang bang? oh my gosh.. umm.. no!
Have you ever been in a group that was ALL haven sex ?

LOL,

Nah, me never!

Have you ever pissed yaself while having sex?

Have you ever pissed yaself while having sex? OMG! hahahahaha.. that question was So for me! hahaha.. oh how mercey! ok.. yes .. but ONLY once.. and it was when i was preggo.. i just couldn't help it! hahahaha
have you ever had someone want to "shit on you" ?

LMAOOOOO, I know you too well girl!

Hell no, dude I know there is some nasty fuckers out there but I swear if someone sit can I shit on you! I swear I think I would hurt them!

Have you ever been in a public place and fanny farted? :rock:

Ewww, yall have been NASTY lately!!!

Nope, never farted in public. I am a master at sneaking out the silent but violent ones. HAHAHA

OMG, Snake, did you really ask about someone sh1tting on someone else? You are a DEVIANT!!!! Have yalll seen that Dave Chappelle skit about R.Kelly and the whole body fluid sex incident? LMAO!!! It is hilarious!

Have you ever performed a sexual act with an inanimate object NOT INCLUDING a sex toy?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

woah, now now and you call us nasty!

Erm....about this Question, why the fuck did I have to come along at this point lol! nah I've not done as of yet! but Me and my ex did come close to using a candle don't know what went on there! I guess we just got really caught up in the moment! then I was like PASS!

Have you ever got bored of sex?

You mean like got bored during the act, or just got bored in general and abstained for a while? Yes to both. :-)

EWWWW, a candle? I've heard of strippers doing that stuff, but never anyone I am actually friends with. I'll never be able to look at you the same way again, Emma! HAHA :-)

Have you ever had sex with anyone more than 10 years older than you?

hey... aint nothing wrong with them being 10 years older than you and you still getting it own.. ( i like my older guys!) lol
so yes to your question.
Would you date a person that was younger than you?

You mean like got bored during the act, or just got bored in general and abstained for a while? Yes to both. :-)

EWWWW, a candle? I've heard of strippers doing that stuff, but never anyone I am actually friends with. I'll never be able to look at you the same way again, Emma! HAHA :-)

Have you ever had sex with anyone more than 10 years older than you?

Hey, I didn't do it! i'm not that nasty! :blah: you love me really lol

hey... aint nothing wrong with them being 10 years older than you and you still getting it own.. ( i like my older guys!) lol
so yes to your question.
Would you date a person that was younger than you?

Nah, I wouldn't because that would just be wrong as i'm still a baby then just think what they would be like! :D

Have you ever had sex in the sea?

Oh, whatever, 10 years old for you is only 32! That's not old! Don't try to play young and innocent with us, Miss Emma, because we all know you too well. :-) And yes, you can be as nasty as you want, and I'll still love ya!!!!

Yes I have. Man, that was a LOOOONG time ago, but woo-hoo, do I love the Atlantic Ocean!

Have you ever SEEN two people having sex at the beach? (It wasn't me, I swear! HAHA)

Besides myself, uh no.

Have you ever punched the shit out of your man?

LOL no i aint never did that....
Have you ever been to a concert?

Oh, whatever, 10 years old for you is only 32! That's not old! Don't try to play young and innocent with us, Miss Emma, because we all know you too well. :-) And yes, you can be as nasty as you want, and I'll still love ya!!!!

Yes I have. Man, that was a LOOOONG time ago, but woo-hoo, do I love the Atlantic Ocean!

Have you ever SEEN two people having sex at the beach? (It wasn't me, I swear! HAHA)

Lol, you are a crazy girl! I meant if I was to date a dude that is younger than me lol! yeah I can't play innocent, as you all know that i'm far from it! Damn, I wonder what gave that away? lol :thumbsup:

Yeah I've been to load's of gig's all the time!

Have you ever been a groupie?

Have you ever been a groupie? no.. never.. ( i havent ever even been to a concert .. YET) i know i know... i've lead a "sheltered life" but imma bout to "break out" hahahah
have you ever danced on top of the bar?

I have never danced on a bar, but I have danced in a cage and on top of speakers, so maybe I'll give myself like half a point.

Have you ever vandalized anything?

Erm......Not guilty!

Have you ever tried acting really kool in front of someone and then like triped the hell over and ended up flat on ya face or made a right idiot out of yaself?

No, I have never been to a concert before, but I would LOVE to go if I had the opportunity! :)

Have you ever fantasized about being raped?

Lisa

Nah, can't say I have! but a few years back I remember reading A real big thing about this, it's really not un common for women to have thoughts and dreams about this topic! I sure hope it doesn't come around and bite them on the ass that's for sure!

Have you ever Hated someone so much that you could kill them? and I mean that, Kill them?

Yes, I have hated so much. But only once.

Have you ever made sex in a restaurant?

estranged emma:

I too have read that this is a very common female sexual fantasy. I must admit, I have fantasized about this more than once myself! There are a lot of different theories, one of them being that such a fantasy allows a woman to enjoy sex, without having to accept responsibility for her actions! It's is a damn shame, but even in these so-called enlightened times, there is STILL a double standard when it comes to what is acceptable sexual behavior for men, and what is acceptable sexual behavior for women.

We all know that a MAN who has had multiple sex partners, is often viewed in a positive light, while a WOMAN may be labelled a "slut" or a "whore" and looked down upon. It is SOOO fucking unfair isn't it ladies?? :mad:
Unfortunately, growing up in a culture that sends mixed messages about sex, and penalizes women for expressing their sexuality, can often lead to feelings of guilt and shame. Hence, the rape fantasy. That is just one theory though. It makes sense when you think about it though.

Something to keep in mind. Just because a woman fantasizes about being raped, doesn't mean that she WANTS to be raped in real life! Remember, in our fantasies WE are in complete control, in real life it is entirely different! :eek:

Have I ever had sex in a restaurant? No. Sorry to disappoint you! I know, I know. I'm so boring! LOL ;)

Have you ever made someone breakfast in bed?

Lisa

Nah, I've never done that!

Have you ever walked about in ya backyard butt naked?

ok i can answer the last 3 sex in a resturant in the bathroom and walkin cooler, walked in the back yard nacked as a jay bird and yes made someone breakfast in bed but they fricked that up saying what i can walk totally missed the point ya know

have you ever kissed you mans/womans bestfriend and they walked in but you said you were just telling them something and they totally believed you?

Nah, I've never done that! Have you?

Have you ever Wanted something/someone so bad that it hurt?

cloudswife:

Oh my God! What an insensitive, dim witted thing to say, after your lover went out of their way to do something thoughtful and romantic for you! "I can walk"! I would've knocked him out! LOL

I had a same sex sexual experience in a public bathroom once! I saw it on a porn film, and it looked exciting! Well, let me tell you, it looks one hundred times more erotic and exciting on film, than it actually IS in real life! LOL People kept walking in on us, and we almost got locked in! LOL

Have I ever wanted something so bad that it hurt? Hell yeah girl! I look at other couples snuggling up together at the movies, or just doing every day things like grocery shopping or making supper together, and I get so envious! I wish that my Steven were here, and that he and I were sharing our lives together. Sigh. :(

Have you ever given in to peer pressure, and done something that you later came to regret? Care to share? :D

Lisa

hmm peer pressure.. yeah, i've given in to it before...when i was about 11 when i'd go to baseball games with a friend i'd smoke cigs with her, walk around showen off. LOL don't guess i really regret it though<shrug> i never picked up smoken..
have you ever gotten visits taken away because of something you got caught doing?

No, but I guess I just got lucky, because Steven and I got pretty hot and heavy there towards the end of our visit! :o Those kisses were sooo hot and delicious! Yum, yum! :drool:

Have you ever gotten something, in exchange for a sexual favor?

Lisa

whatya talkin about? like a pat on the back? and a "good job"? LMAO
no girl i aint never turn "tricks"
have you ever slept with someone.. and got up RIGHT afterwards and LEFT?

No, I am the kind of girl who would like to cuddle for a bit afterwards, and bask in the glow of our lovemaking! I know, I'm SUCH a sap! LOL I would want him to hold me and kiss me, and run his fingers through my hair.

Have you ever been in a situation where you feared for your life?

Lisa

yup, sure have....
have you ever had to hide from someone so that you wouldnt get hurt?

yes, my brothers. they tortured me.

have you ever been hit in the face with a baseball and broken not only your nose but busted your lip and your eye open at the same time?
(not implying I have here...lol)

omg HAHAHAA you poor thang.. they DID torture you.. sheesh a busted lip and eye was bad enough. but a broken nose too? lol can't say that I have done that though.
have you ever seen a Ghost?

Yes i have.



Have you ever been singing in ur car motioning to the words of the song only to find out someone is looking at u? (I have) :o

oooooo lol that is So me.. i do that all the time.. then i just smile at the person and keep a singing..
have you ever been asked to PLEASEEEE stop singing?

Yup, just the other day! LOL I like to sing, but I have an awful voice! EEK!

Have you ever lost your cool, and spanked your child, and the felt terribly guilty afterwards, and tried to make it up to e'm?

Lisa

Nope. Sure didn't.




Have u ever criticized someone and then realized u have been doing exactly the same thing u r criticizing? Duh, (sure have) hey, i never pretended to be perfect ok? LOL.

I suposse so! None of us is perfect, right?

Have you ever gotten into a heated argument in the middle of a public place with a significant other?

Lisa

oh yeah...many-a-time.... sadly.

Ever farted in public where you thought no one was around and turned out there was someone and they heard you?! lol

OH MY GAWD! you are Killin me girl! LMAOOOOOOOOO if we are ever out again together some place.. you better not do that and blame it on me. cuz F i have never done that LOL
have you ever been in a public bathroom and HEARD someone have the "runs" BAD!!

ew! lmao!!! YES!!! TODAY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA At work! She kept lettin' 'em rip...i was gaggen'! She didn't have no runs...she was firing a machine gun in there!

Ever have an eating dissorder?

hmmmmm..no i dont guess.. i mean, i have eaten just because i'm down, or bored.. but thats it <shrug>
have you ever been on a really strict diet?

Always, but it only lasts a couple of days, LOL.



Have you ever had a food fight?

No.

Have you ever had a pillow fight?

Lisa

When I was in elementary school -- actually, I think I've had one with my daughter before.

Have you ever drank from a garden hose?

Yes, when I was a little girl!

Have you ever had the impulse to splash around in a mud puddle?

Lisa

lol...yes!

Ever eaten anything very out of the ordinary?

no, and don't think that i would( if i dont already know what it tastes like i don't like to try it lol)
Have you ever farted in the water and it bubble? ( ROFLMAO)

Absolutely NOT! Who would do SUCH a thing?? ;)

Have you ever went on vacation, and not wanted to come back home afterwards??

Lisa

nope usualy by the end of the vacationi'm tired and ready to come home lol
have you ever ate a booger?

Girl, where do you come up with these questions?? :no: Of course NOT!

Have you ever agreed to do something and then chickened out at the last minute? If so, what was it?? Spill!

Lisa

lol i dunno you find questions out of the top of your head when you et crazie like me lol
have i ever chickend out at the last minutes, im sure thati have, ( i am a BIG chicken when it comes to some things) what was it? gah.. could be one of many, as small as tasten a new food, to stealing something that was out front of a restraunt lol
have you ever gotten the chicken pocks?

I have chickened out before MANY times! LOL Like when I climbed ALL the way to the top of a waterslide, and there was a line up behind me, and I decided at the last minute that I just couldn't go through with it! LOL Or when I made my mom stand in line for over an hour, in the freezing cold, to get tickets for a haunted house, and then insisted we go back to the car, when we FINALLY reached the front of the VERY long line! She was NOT impressed! :mad: :mad:

Almost chickened out, when I realized at the last minute, that my friend couldn't come in with me(when I went to visit Steven for the first time) but I am soooo glad that I didn't! It wasn't even HALF as bad as I had imagined it would be! I have a bit of an over-active imagination sometimes! LOL

No, thankfully I have NEVER had the measels or the chicken pox! Phew!

Have you ever been hospitalized for longer than a couple of days?

Lisa

nope thank goodness.
have you ever gotten preggo?

Nope, thank Goodness! LOL :D

Have you ever totally freaked out over a missed period, :eek: only to discover that you had over-reacted, and that there was NOTHING to worry about?

Lisa

Yeah, I have, but now that I have actually BEEN pregnant, I can tell the difference in a simple missed period and in an actual pregnancy, so I don't worry much anymore -- but then, you actually have to be sexually active in order to worry about that, so when I miss my period these days, I KNOW its either stress or an immaculate conception! ::sigh:: I just want him HOME!

Have you ever gotten a free meal at a restaurant because of something wrong with your food (i.e. found a hair in it, a bug crawled across it, etc)?

yeah i have... cuz the food was NASTY.. and did i eat the "free meal" they brought back out to me? ummm.. NAW. i just left.
thanks but no thanks.
have you ever spit in anyones food or drink?

No, but I thought about it! LOL :D

Have you ever doubted your man's love for you?

Lisa

nope sure have never!
have you ever doubted the love of your mother for you?

nope.NEVER

ever taken drugs other them pot?

nope, never.
Have you ever REALLY kissed another girl?

Yes, when I was a teenager! And yes, I liked it! LOL

Have you ever been given an ultimatum? If so, how did you respond to it?

Lisa

Yes, my fiance told me to stop smoking cigarrettes yeah I did it.
Have you ever done something so bad to someone that you cant even look at them?

no thank goodness.
Have You ever lost a BEST FRIEND?

Well, I lost someone that I considered a GOOD friend, but not a BEST friend!

Have you ever been incarcerated?

Lisa

I SAT OUT MY TRAFFIC TICKETS . NO BIGGIE RT??
HAVE YOU EVER WISHED YOU COULD HAVE DONE LIFE DIFFERENTLY???

Girl, who hasn't done that? LOL Don't feel bad! You are in good company! ;) My friend and I got a $200 ticket for speeding in a construction zone, while we were in Florida, and just as soon as the cop turned his back, we tore it up into little pieces! LOL $200! That is OUTRAGEOUS! It's not like they are going to indict us for a fricken parking ticket right? Well, lets hope not! He he.

Now, in answer to your question, YES, most DEFINITELY! There are things that I wish that I would have done differently, but unfortunately whats done is done. You can't go back and change it. All you can do is learn from your mistakes, and try not to repeat them!

Have you ever been envious of a friend?

Lisa

ALL the time, when I hang around with my friends who are fortunate enough to live with their husbands/boyfriends and have them around all the time... I'm happy that their lives are going so well, but envious because, well, I want him home!!!! :-(

Have you ever gone an entire day without eating?

Yup, sure have
Have you ever cooked a Christmas meal ALL by your self?

nope, sure haven't! I'm always with the parents so mom cooks up a storm! YUM!
Ever skip wearing underwear?

CS loves JW:

I know EXACTLY what you mean! On the one hand, nothing makes me happier than to see the people that I love happy! But, I can't help but envy those(family/friends/acquaintances) that are fortunate enough to be able to share their lives with the man that they love. Even the little things, that they take for granted, like having someone to cuddle up with on a cold winter night, or having someone there waiting for you when you've had a really bad day, would be like winning the lottery for a woman in an MWI relationship.

Do I ever skip wearing underwear? Yup! All the time! LOL Especially when the weather is hot and sticky! OR when I want to feel sexy! I wish it weren't against the rules to visit your man without your panties on!

Have you ever spent the night at a really expensive hotel?

Lisa

Nope.
Have you ever Burnt water?( lol i am guilty of it)

Uh no! Never even knew that you COULD burn water???? :confused:

Have you ever won a prize?

Lisa

yeah girl you nkow when you go to boil something but forget you haveit turned on.. and the water just burns up.. is GONE.. then after that the pot starts to smoke itself LOL
yeah, won a prize at a county fair ( stuffed animal)
have you ever gotten sick while riden a ride?

Oh, I see! LOL Nope, that has never happened to ME! Ha ha! :D :D

Nope, I have never been sick on a ride, THANK GOD! Imagine how embarassing that would be? :eek: I would NEVER go on one of those roller coasters, for that very reason! I can just imagine me freaking out, and screaming at the top of my lungs "Get me off of this thing! NOW"! LOL

Have you ever watched a scary movie when you were all alone in the house at night, in the pitch dark?

Lisa

NO WAY no how! not me! IF i watch one.. it has to be during the day.. and still not by myself lol
Have you ever been trick or treating?

I am a big horror film buff, and I WILL and HAVE watched one alone at night! But NOT in the pitch dark! LOL

Have I ever been trick or treating? Damn right girl! I LOVED getting dressed up for Halloween! I thought it was fun to step into someone else's shoes for a little while! I was a "Lady of the night" once! I froze my ass off in a short skirt and fishnet stockings, but I got EXTRA candy! NO word of a lie! Men! :rolleyes: I believe the last time I went out for Halloween was when I was twelve or thirteen! :)

Have you ever been to a Halloween party? If so, what did you go as?

Lisa

I have been to one... a few years back.. was going to make my own costume and all, go over board. but ended up going as myself LOL i know what a party pooper LOL ( but come to find out.. over half didnt dress up anyways)
Have you ever said something to a stranger, when you see them doing something "wrong"?

SnakeCharmer:

You bad girl! WHAT is the point of having a Halloween party, if no one bothers to dress up? :no: If that had been MY party I would have sent you all home, and made you get dressed up! ;)

I don't believe that I have ever said something to a stranger, that did something that I thought was inapproriate or rude. Well, I might have shaken my head or given them a dirty look! But generally, unless they do or say something that is directed at ME personally, I mind my own business!

Have you ever gotten into a tiff with your neighbor?

Lisa

Right now I only have one neighbor, and he is REALLY cool, so no, I haven't. However, in typical Alabama fashion, I had a neighbor when I was a little kid who shot my dog for getting out of the fence and on to his property, and to this day, I still hope that man burns in he11. That was the most AWESOME dog ever, and 15 years later I still miss her :-(

Have you ever made someone cry in a GOOD way?

Yeah, I make people cry all the time as i'm too damn funny! I remember this one time I was up the pub and I met this dude called sean for the first time, he is sexy as hell and we are still real good mates now, I swear after ten mins of meeting me he had tears coming down his face! that's one way of hitting it off hey?

Have you ever broke someones heart?

YES I HAVE BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART .
Q: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE EVER INSPIRED SOMEONE???

Inspired? hhmm...not that i remember..nor do i remember them telling me such a thing...:shrug: now your gonna have me going around asking my friends and family,"hey have i inspired you in some way?":D
Have you ever farted in the car...while on your first date???:yuck:

HAHAHA... thank goodness no! oh gah.. that would be just awfull ( on the first date) Hhahahaah..
Have you ever had a ice cream headache( brain freeze)

Nah cant say i have... im sure it must feel awful
Have you ever flashed a complete stranger just for the hell of it?

yes. well I was provoked by my ex. AND I was 16! I did it out of spite and it worked! AND I made an old man's day!

Ever been outside North America? If so, where?

Yes, I have. I have been to Italy before, but I was too young at the time to remember it! :mad: My father's entire family lives there!

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Lisa

no, but i think i'd enjoy it.
Have you ever gave a speech in front of a large group?

Yeah dude, I nearly browned me knicks

Have you ever broken a finger?

I have never broken a finger, but I broke a metacarpal, which, in turn, made the bones in my finger shift down into my hand. It kinda sucked.

Have you ever completely read a book with over 200 pages in one sitting?

Yeah, i've read a few and not been able to put them down!

Have you ever brought the same outfit twice?

Like to a visit? if so, YES. I really dont think he notices what im wearing that much.
bookworm...we probably have alot in common! Im candian (from Montreal) and my family is Italian. Im 1st generation north american. Most of my parents families are in italy too....wierd.... :)

have you ever been to a cock fight? lol

nad 25:

Yes, it does seem that we have quite a bit in common, doesn't it? :) I live in Windsor, Ontario. My dad came to Canada when he was 21, but never really adapted to our culture very well. He is still REALLY old school, old-fashioned Italian, so he and I often butt heads! I am NOT the traditional, cookie cutter Italian daughter! My mom was born in France, but is of Italian descent also. She was raised in Canada, and is more open minded. She and I are really close. I was born and raised here as well. I understand some Italian, but can't speak it! And of coure, I am in a relationship with a man who is also incarcertated, in the state of Alabama!Wow, that's cool!

Have you ever been to a cock fight? Nope, and I have no desire to! It breaks my heart to see animals suffer, and I think that it is a very cruel "sport". :(

Have you ever been in an abusive, unhealthy relationship?

Lisa

Abusive and unhealthy relationship....YUP. Sadly it went on for 7 years.

Bookworm: I agree that cock fights are cruel. A guy at work was talking about going to one and thats how i thought of the question. I got onto him about it...but here in Alabama it's not that uncomon to mistreat animals.

Im not your traditional Italian cookie-cutter daughter either! I speak it and all but as far as being what I call a pure "mary"...um...NO! lol

Ever had a broken bone?

Yeah, a few... hand, ankle, kneecap, foot.... I am an walking accident-waiting-to-happen!

Have you ever paid more than $100 for a pair of shoes?

No...not for no shoes...to dye my hair yeah! but thats something else...

Have you ever regretted REAL bad sleeping with someone?

No. Life is too short for regrets! Everything that happens to us in life, good or bad, is a learning experience. You discover something new about yourself, with each new relationship, regardless of the final outcome. I believe that people come in and out of our lives for a reason, and that we are meant to learn something from each of them.

Have you ever been soooo mad at your significant other, that you seriously considered ending the relationship?

Lisa

Oh yeah, i have, but didn't last long.




Have you ever gone thru with it?

I have thought about it, but have never gone through with it! I love him too much, and life wouldn't be worth living without him! Even though he gets on my nerves SOMETIMES! LOL I am sure that I get on his too, every now and again! ;)

Have you ever had something published?

Lisa

NO, BUT I AM IN THE PROCESS OF WRITING A BOOK. TITLED: UNFINISHED BUSINESS,
HAVE YOU EVER HOOKED UP W/ A MALE BEST FRIEND AND REGRETED IT????

I've hooked up with a few of my male friends, but none have been my best friend... and I gave up doing that about two years ago! But the thing is, pretty much all of my male buddies want to bone me, they know the score that it's not gonna happen but they still try their luck, I guess some men just can't help themselfs or maybe that's all men, I don't know!

Have you ever jumped out of a tree?

Yup...I was a tree climbing kid!

Ever been stuck in a mosh pit?

Dude, I've had some mad times in mosh pits! chucked in and spat out! never been stuck in one though, the boy's I go to gig's with always look out for me, damn do I live for that shit!

Have you ever been to a festival?

greeneyes 2001:

I have always dreamed of writing a book! Tell us more about the one that you are working on? Is it non-fiction or fiction? What is it about? Tell us all about it girl! Don't keep us in suspence! That ain't fair! :)

Have I ever been to a festival? Yes, I have. I really enjoy them! My favorite is our annual Strawberry festival! There is live music, food, vendors, games, rides, and of coure, delectable treats made with fresh strawberries! I'm bumming major, because I missed it this year! :mad:

Have you ever taken an art class?

Lisa

I took art in middle school, but was NOT very good. However, I took art HISTORY in college and that was an entirely different ballgame. I enjoyed that much, much more than having to create art.

Have you ever written a letter to your loved one that was longer than 20 pages?

Yep, but that was a while ago!

Have you ever wondered if your man writes to other women, in secret?

Lisa

nope, i have never Wondered that.. infact, i don't have to... we are like open books with each other.. so i know who he writes.
Have you ever felt Jealous over a EX girlfreind of a person you have dated?

greeneyes 2001:

I have always dreamed of writing a book! Tell us more about the one that you are working on? Is it non-fiction or fiction? What is it about? Tell us all about it girl! Don't keep us in suspence! That ain't fair! :)

Have I ever been to a festival? Yes, I have. I really enjoy them! My favorite is our annual Strawberry festival! There is live music, food, vendors, games, rides, and of coure, delectable treats made with fresh strawberries! I'm bumming major, because I missed it this year! :mad:

Have you ever taken an art class?

Lisa

BOOK I ALREADY POSTED ABOUT MY BOOK THANG. ON YOUR OTHER THREAD, BUT IT IS NON FICTION AND IT'S A TELL ALL BOOK, MY HUBBY LOOKED UP FOR ME FOR THREE PULISB. AND I SENT ONE TO NY, CHITOWN, AND WASHINGTON.
SO I AM JUST PLAYING THE WAITING GAME RT NOW.. GET AT ME.SORRY LADIEZ I GOT A LITTLE OFF TEXT, OOPS LOL LOL

nope, i have never Wondered that.. infact, i don't have to... we are like open books with each other.. so i know who he writes.
Have you ever felt Jealous over a EX girlfreind of a person you have dated? Nah, i can honestly say that i have not felt the wrath of the "GREEN EYED MONESTER" . and it can be a B**ch. lol lol .
Have you ever ???? heavy sigh lol lol , Have you ever sky dived??? p.s. even if my name is greeneyes lol lol

No, I have NEVER been skydiving, nor do I have ANY desire whatsoever to do so! I am terrified of heights! :eek:

greeneyes:

Good luck with finding a publisher! Keep us up to date friend! :thumbsup:

Have you ever been to Washington DC?

Lisa

No, I have NEVER been skydiving, nor do I have ANY desire whatsoever to do so! I am terrified of heights! :eek:

greeneyes:

Good luck with finding a publisher! Keep us up to date friend! :thumbsup:

Have you ever been to Washington DC?

Lisa

BOOK: WILL DO, I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED. ALL THE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE SOOOO NEGATIVE. BUT NOT MY PTO FAMILY
A: YES, I HAVE BEEN TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO A SPELLING BEE BACK BACK WAY BACK IN THE DAY LOL LOL ..
Q: HAVE YOU EVER RAN YOUR MAN REAL HOT???

Does some SERIOUS blue balls count? Yes? ok then, yes I have ran him REAL hot! :) lol

Ever just not care about what people think? I mean, truly not care, even when it seems you should?

greeneyes 2001:

Well girl, for what it's worth, I will definitely be one of the first in line to buy your book, and I'll also recommend it to others! :) Don't let other people's negativity get you down, okay? They are probably just jealous, because YOU had the courage to actually chase your dream, and didn't allow fear to stand in the way! You go girl! :thumbsup: I am cheering on the sidelines for ya! :clap:

Ever just not care about what people think? I mean, truly not care, even when it seems you should?

Yup! And I wish I felt that way more often! LOL Unfortunately, I am one of those people who tend to care too much about what other people think! My therapist keeps telling me that if I'm not going to invite someone over for dinner, than I shouldn't care what they think! Good motto, but easier said than done! But the truth is, that if you allow other people's opinions to influence how you feel about yourself, and how you live your life, than you will NEVER be happy! Because no matter WHAT you do(or don't do, for that matter!) there will ALWAYS be people who don't agree, and have something negative to say. So, fuck e'm! :D

Have you ever walked out of a movie theater, half way into the movie, because it was sooooo bad?

Lisa

greeneyes 2001:

Well girl, for what it's worth, I will definitely be one of the first in line to buy your book, and I'll also recommend it to others! :) Don't let other people's negativity get you down, okay? They are probably just jealous, because YOU had the courage to actually chase your dream, and didn't allow fear to stand in the way! You go girl! :thumbsup: I am cheering on the sidelines for ya! :clap:

Ever just not care about what people think? I mean, truly not care, even when it seems you should?

Yup! And I wish I felt that way more often! LOL Unfortunately, I am one of those people who tend to care too much about what other people think! My therapist keeps telling me that if I'm not going to invite someone over for dinner, than I shouldn't care what they think! Good motto, but easier said than done! But the truth is, that if you allow other people's opinions to influence how you feel about yourself, and how you live your life, than you will NEVER be happy! Because no matter WHAT you do(or don't do, for that matter!) there will ALWAYS be people who don't agree, and have something negative to say. So, fuck e'm! :D

Have you ever walked out of a movie theater, half way into the movie, because it was sooooo bad?

Lisa THANX GURL, I LOVE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, AND THE BOOK SHOLUD MAKE FOR GOOD READING....

greeneyes 2001:

Girl, ya forgot to answer the question! Smiles. I just got back from the movies actually! I went and saw "Hostel 2"! It was AMAZING, BUT definitely NOT for the faint of heart! I personally have never walked out of a movie before, but that doesn't mean I have never WANTED to! LOL

I was standing in line this evening, waiting for a ticket, and a teenage couple(looked to be about fifteen or sixteen!) tried to sneak in and see the movie that I was going to see, but got turned away(no photo identification!). They looked really bummed! I guess I look OLD, because he didn't ask for mine. :mad:

Any of you remember the FIRST movie that you and your friends had to sneak in to see? Mine was "Interview with The Vampire". We were so proud of ourselves ;) , of course, we were too damn scared of getting caught, to actually enjoy the movie! LOL

Lisa

greeneyes 2001:

Girl, ya forgot to answer the question! Smiles. I just got back from the movies actually! I went and saw "Hostel 2"! It was AMAZING, BUT definitely NOT for the faint of heart! I personally have never walked out of a movie before, but that doesn't mean I have never WANTED to! LOL

I was standing in line this evening, waiting for a ticket, and a teenage couple(looked to be about fifteen or sixteen!) tried to sneak in and see the movie that I was going to see, but got turned away(no photo identification!). They looked really bummed! I guess I look OLD, because he didn't ask for mine. :mad:

Any of you remember the FIRST movie that you and your friends had to sneak in to see? Mine was "Interview with The Vampire". We were so proud of ourselves ;) , of course, we were too damn scared of getting caught, to actually enjoy the movie! LOL

Lisa OOPS GURL, MY BAD I MEANT TO.
WELL YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ANOTHER ? TO ANSWER , IS THIS THE END...

Alright, let me think! Hmmm. Have you ever met anyone off the internet before? If so, was it a positive or negative experience?

PS: Where is everyone! greeneyes, you and I have to bring this board back to life girl! Hope everyone has a nice, relaxing week-end!

Lisa

A: YES, IF IT COUNTS MEETING ONE OF MY PTO SISTAS. LOL LOL LOL ..
Q: HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIFE DEALT YOU A BAD HAND??
BOOK: I HEAR YA AND I FEEL YA GURL.. SPEAK TO ME , BUT RT NOW I DO NOT SEE YOU.HOLLA BACK AT ME.. SMILE WHEN UR ABLE PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS WONDER WHAT YOUR UP TOO..." LETZ GET IT ON" POSITIVE EXPERC.

HAVE YOU EVER FELT LIFE DEALT YOU A BAD HAND??

Yes, ALL of the time! Here is an example! I FINALLY find a man that I click with, a man that understands me, and loves me unconditionally and accepts me for who I am, and there is a possibility that he may never get out of prison! How is that for a bad deal? :( And THAT my friend, is just the tip of the iceberg! LOL Alright, enough negativity! I am going to end up feeling worse than I already do at the moment!

Have you ever met someone who just gave you the creeps?

Lisa

Yeah, I seem to keep meeting them aswel! I just can't stand that kinda crap! there is also plenty of them on the internet... like this one chick who added a friend of mine on myspace, then added me and three of my mates an I had to delete her, block her and set all my site to private because there was just something not right about her, I didn't like something about her from day one an I think I was right, she is a cookooo biatch!

Have you ever smiled so much that it hurt?

Rock Chick:

There are a lot of crazies in the world, especially on the net! LOL What can ya do right? Gotta take the good with the bad I suposse!

Have I ever smiled so much it hurt? Yes, but it hurt in a GOOD way!

Have you ever concocted a plan to get revenge on someone?

Lisa

Oh hell yeah, I have a few people that I would like to get some revenge on right about now...

And you are too right, way too many crazy people on the net! I mean what is the deal with that do people go .... "right, i'm getting the net... i'm now going to turn in'to a complete an utter loon"????

Have you ever cried whilst playing a song by "moody blues" LOL

I hear you RockChick! I could DEFINITELY think of a few people that I would just L-O-V-E to get revenge on! It would give me such pleasure to see them miserable! ;) I know, I know. Not nice, but just being honest! He he he he.

I think that people tend to be bolder, and say and do things that they wouldn't normally do, when they can HIDE behind a computer screen! They were probably "loons" to begin with, but they are just more likely to let their true colors show, when they can retain their anonymity!

Have I ever cried while listening to a "moody blues" tune? Yes, of course! I am the first one to cry when listening to sad songs, watching sad movies! :cry: I am such a sap! LOL

Have you ever fantasized about your OWN death in great detail?

Lisa