The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.


Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.


Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."


Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when in your car ?
A: Always wear a condom.


Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.


Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.


Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.


Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.


Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.


Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Thanks for posting!!:thumbsup: I understand those may be real answers but I laughed so hard I almost peed myself!!! :ha: Thanks so much for giving me a great laugh tonight, my first one for the night!! :D :D

you are welcomed anything that can make us laugh is great

I like that one Elsa!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

Great one! I know an alternative answer to the last question is "heavy psychedelics" LOL