Looking For A Man
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP


2. WON'T RUN AWAY


3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED


For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.


Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"


"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."


The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"


To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Lmao...

LOL too funny

OMG! that is just too funny!

yeah it gave me a laugh right when i needed it the most

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Damn Damn Damn

LOL!!! That's a good one!!

:haha: that was a good one elsa

But does he leave the toilet seat up?

We can wish can't we??? Funny

oh we definitlty can wish, but i hope he dont leave the toilet seat up.

Lmfaoooooooo i love it... I want one! LOL

lol,, funny !!

LMAO :ha:

i want one to, glad you liked that one

I love that joke.It really made he laugh.

That was hilarious!! I needed that one!

That was really funny!
Cathy

rolf lmao this is tp funny

AS long as it made you all smile then its good

brought me a great smile and chuckle and of course it will be shared ....

i am happy to know you are going to share it, i have sent it to some of my guys and they said they ewere rolling with laughter