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Shortie
06-27-2002, 08:26 PM
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
Oh my gosh...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Hmm... I don't even want to know how they figured this out)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Do not try this at home.... maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

50???I'm still thinkin bout that pig... quality over quantity?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do.
If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
What about the pig?)

Joy
06-27-2002, 09:36 PM
Oh thank you for that!!! I havn't laughed this hard in a long time!!!!!!

30 minutes? I'm not sure my heart could take that!!. However, what a hell of a way die!!! :fb: :fb: :fb:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

BillnDenise
06-27-2002, 10:05 PM
HEEHEE That's cute

soraya
06-28-2002, 02:10 AM
hahhahaa I knew some of these (including the 30 min orgasm LOL) but the others were real funny too!

CREAMYALMONDZ
06-28-2002, 07:43 AM
That was hilarious. I still can't get over the pig either!

sherri13
06-28-2002, 08:31 AM
I LIKE THE RIPPING THE HEAD OFF ONE...

Amelia
06-28-2002, 09:39 AM
This was too funny...what a much needed laugh!! thank you!!!!

Budwoman
06-28-2002, 11:15 AM
SHORTIE:

THAT IS SO VERY FUNNY... I EVEN LAUGHED... THANKS FOR IT VERY MUCH... BUT......I NEED TO KNOW JUST ONE THING...... HOW IN THE H--- DID YOU FIND OUT HOW LONG IT TAKES A PIG TO HAVE AN ORGASIM.... JUST CURIOUS....


DONNA

DJohnson
06-28-2002, 11:25 AM
Shortie...

Funny, funny girl!! I got that in an e-mail a long time ago, but it still made me laugh!! :)

Daveswife
06-28-2002, 04:27 PM
LOL

danielle
06-28-2002, 04:39 PM
Too funny! Wonder what Viagra would do to a pig...hmmm...

Shortie
07-01-2002, 06:35 PM
It came to me from my sister so I am not sure how they found that out>>>:)

~cheenna~
07-02-2002, 01:39 AM
ROFLM (_l_) O

~cheenna~
07-02-2002, 01:40 AM
ROFLM (_l_) O !!

~cheenna~
07-02-2002, 01:41 AM
oops!

Mary S.
07-02-2002, 08:12 AM
Some scientist (probably government employed) had too much time on their hands-lol.
Thanks for the chuckle Shortie

Shortie
07-02-2002, 03:34 PM
that is so true.. and you know he got paid a pretty penny to figure it out....:hee:

BillnDenise
07-02-2002, 05:40 PM
I would like to have a job like that. :haha: