I just had to share this story with you because I think it has the quote of the century and made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair!!

A candidate for America's Dumbest Criminals??

(Please note no animals were harmed during the posting of this thread :D )



LOS ANGELES — When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare.

"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack told the agents. :eek:

Cusack, 49, had just gotten off a plane from Thailand and was immediately taken into custody.



Full story at Court TV (http://www.courttv.com/news/2006/0919/bird_smuggler_ctv.html)

I hope he was skinny and wore big pants~I don't want to even think about the other. Monkeys in your underwear?? Makes one wonder! Rach were you serving Ritas to those 2 guys before they boarded the plane??

Monkeys and snakes in people's pants!! Oh My!!

Can you imagine sitting next to him for the 14 hour flight?
All the time trying not to watch the wriggling in his trouser-area?

I wonder if he got a couple of extra packets of nuts for the monkeys?

Can you imagine sitting next to him for the 14 hour flight?
All the time trying not to watch the wriggling in his trouser-area?

I wonder if he got a couple of extra packets of nuts for the monkeys?


:haha: Imagine that . . . :ha:

I would not have been able to help myself from laughing and asking him why his trousers were moving all the time!! :)

Can you imagine sitting next to him for the 14 hour flight?
All the time trying not to watch the wriggling in his trouser-area?

I wonder if he got a couple of extra packets of nuts for the monkeys?
lol tis funny......i bet they had to pay extra for the nuts.....LOL