malibu10
07-14-2003, 09:15 AM
But we hear and say them every day. I'll start with:
'Virtual Reality'
(Only one at a time now) :) Gotta give everyone a chance
'Virtual Reality'
(Only one at a time now) :) Gotta give everyone a chance
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View Full Version : OXYMORONS!! Those phrases that make no sense... malibu10 07-14-2003, 09:15 AM But we hear and say them every day. I'll start with: 'Virtual Reality' (Only one at a time now) :) Gotta give everyone a chance malibu10 07-14-2003, 10:14 AM Ok, since nobody else has listed another, I will Hell's Angels Joy 07-14-2003, 10:35 AM My favorite ........ MILITARY INTELLIGENCE bigbree31 07-14-2003, 10:41 AM Can I put just the head in there. lol smile ladies mrsdragoness 07-14-2003, 10:54 AM justice prevails mrs. d malibu10 07-14-2003, 11:13 AM Good, we got it goin now! :):):) Here's another: Living Dead Chevygal55 07-14-2003, 11:24 AM Bitter Sweet Sewergrrl 07-14-2003, 12:13 PM jumbo shrimp deb 07-14-2003, 12:25 PM lol bigbree!! Deb TEEDEE20 07-14-2003, 01:04 PM Here's one I heard a long time ago: CIVIL WAR Tammy:fb: wannamae 07-14-2003, 03:01 PM Innocent til' proven guilty. deb 07-14-2003, 03:03 PM guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.... Deb decochick 07-14-2003, 05:06 PM Friendly Fire danielle 07-14-2003, 05:31 PM Act Naturally flygirlaa2 07-14-2003, 05:38 PM compasionate conservative Lysbeth 07-14-2003, 05:57 PM Happy Monday :) tammysmith 07-14-2003, 06:04 PM original copies malibu10 07-14-2003, 06:11 PM Deafening Silence flygirlaa2 07-14-2003, 06:16 PM Matte Shine malibu10 07-14-2003, 06:25 PM pretty ugly decochick 07-14-2003, 07:12 PM Soft Rock malibu10 07-14-2003, 07:22 PM Extinct Life decochick 07-14-2003, 07:28 PM Twelve ounce-Pound Cake tammysmith 07-15-2003, 06:21 AM alone together flygirlaa2 07-15-2003, 06:35 AM Sweet Sorrow mrsdragoness 07-15-2003, 07:35 AM PRISON LIFE mabear 07-15-2003, 07:53 AM found missing malibu10 07-15-2003, 09:18 AM Tragic Comedy mabear 07-15-2003, 04:00 PM new improved tammysmith 07-15-2003, 05:59 PM same difference decochick 07-15-2003, 09:53 PM Tax Return wannamae 07-15-2003, 11:06 PM Cant live without you. decochick 07-15-2003, 11:27 PM Fish Farm malibu10 07-16-2003, 12:44 PM original copies bella 07-16-2003, 04:35 PM icy hot (the medicine) tammysmith 07-16-2003, 06:57 PM taped live dolphinlovr 07-16-2003, 09:55 PM hot water heater lol cathrelaine 07-16-2003, 10:58 PM honest politician wannamae 07-17-2003, 01:20 AM Child proof tammysmith 07-17-2003, 06:15 PM certainly unsure missmyhubby 07-17-2003, 06:19 PM humpday wannamae 07-17-2003, 10:39 PM pretty ugly sodaigakko 07-18-2003, 09:22 AM (I thought oxymorons were that generation of empty-headed youths that keep putting medicine on their zits.) JodyAnnShaw 07-18-2003, 10:56 AM silently applaud ontheroadagain 07-18-2003, 10:46 PM one size fits all. RIGHT!!!!!!!! tammysmith 07-19-2003, 10:09 AM authentic reproduction MissingMyTeddy 07-19-2003, 11:09 AM working vacation 1crazyb_ 07-20-2003, 05:27 AM make it hurt so good tammysmith 07-20-2003, 07:44 AM working vacation GottaLuvJustice 07-20-2003, 11:52 AM "Hella cool." malibu10 07-20-2003, 12:27 PM same difference MissingMyTeddy 07-21-2003, 09:00 AM microsoft works tammysmith 07-21-2003, 06:29 PM eyes wide shut malibu10 07-21-2003, 07:17 PM minor crisis Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:30 PM A little big Chevygal55 07-21-2003, 07:31 PM Devilish Angel Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:32 PM A new classic Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:35 PM all alone Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:36 PM inside out Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:38 PM larger half Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:40 PM Peacekeeper Missile Lee_00 07-21-2003, 07:42 PM going nowhere wannamae 07-22-2003, 05:39 AM Why do we do the things we do? GottaLuvJustice 07-22-2003, 05:41 PM MissingMyTeddy... I like that one! Microsoft works...cute! tammysmith 07-22-2003, 06:27 PM pretty ugly MissingMyTeddy 07-31-2003, 12:21 PM Twelve-Ounce Pound Cake decochick 08-02-2003, 02:19 AM Elegantly Wasted Chevygal55 08-02-2003, 10:51 PM Jumbo Shrimp MissingMyTeddy 08-03-2003, 10:57 PM Temporary Tax Increase decochick 08-06-2003, 02:16 PM pretty lame MissingMyTeddy 08-16-2003, 08:57 PM Sanitary Landfill julie35 08-16-2003, 09:53 PM UNTILL DEATH DO US PART MissingMyTeddy 08-18-2003, 11:17 AM Hermitage (where multiple hermits live) mrskendrick2you 09-15-2003, 10:33 PM Shut my mouth wide open! mrskendrick2you 09-15-2003, 10:35 PM shut up mrskendrick2you 09-15-2003, 10:40 PM 'clean sweep' lol.. if its clean, why sweep? ha ha .. jus a little humor, doesnt know if its an oxymoron or not! mrskendrick2you 09-15-2003, 11:32 PM Sweet misery! MissingMyTeddy 09-17-2003, 10:11 AM Overdue Deadline (yes, i know...I just had an "overdue deadline" didn't make much since to me! why do i have to have my things in on time and everyone else gets an extra day? we have to get it to the press!) Preciousrain 09-22-2003, 05:22 PM New used car *I never get that one. Is it used or new? Cant BE both. Leave it to a car salesman to make you think that it can. LOL I keep falling into that trap..:rolleyes: mrskendrick2you 09-22-2003, 10:51 PM free giveaway i mean hey if you're giving it away! but maybe its just me StacysWar030 09-28-2003, 06:57 AM My Grandpa used to say to me........ "You talk a hundred miles a minute and don't say a word!" when I was a kid it was an oxymoron!! Stacy Angelbaby8599 04-11-2004, 03:20 AM Bittersweet Angelbaby8599 04-11-2004, 03:21 AM There's a store around where I live called "Almost Used Furniture", figure that one out! Terrysgurl 04-11-2004, 01:56 PM 2 twins...like you can have 3 twins! e_wife03 04-12-2004, 11:23 PM Here is one The woman just had a brand new baby. like she is going to have a old baby JJT 04-13-2004, 01:16 AM (I thought oxymorons were that generation of empty-headed youths that keep putting medicine on their zits.) Made me laugh out loud!! Thanks for the chuckle!! Amy 04-13-2004, 02:10 AM humane punishment (whatever) |