Here's a game where we name something funny and off the wall of what you would never do........ in alphabetical order.
And as always if two post at the same time it's okay, they will both be funny... just go to the next letter~

I will start it off with...."A"

I would never... Ask my neighbor to moon me!

Next letter "B"

I would never.....
Bash a watermelon with a huge mallott!

I would never brag about my non existent sex life.

Next is C

I would never.... Cut a fart in public

Next is "D"

I would never...

Dookie

I would never ... enter a lion's den!

I would never

Fake an orgasm in public (IE Meg Ryan in that movie)


'G'

I WOULD NEVER...GO INTO A PRISON VISITING ROOM WITH MY BOOBS HANGING OUT NO MATTER WHAT MY GUY WANTED!!

H

I would never


Hang my ta-ta's out at Mardi Gras!


"I"

I would never...invite a moose to dinner

next is "J"

I would never "joke" about the warden's mother. No matter HOW much I wanted to. :)
"K" is next

I would never


Kick the cat


"L"

I would never.... Leap over a frog

Next "M"

I would never

Milk just anything with nipples!

I would never.... Nap in the nude outside

Next "O"

I would never


offer myself up as a sacrafice to the devil if he wore spandex.

I WOULD NEVER.........PUT ON A GIRDLE!


Q IS NEXT, I THINK!

I WOULD NEVER......... Quit something just cuz somebody didn't want me doin it

R is next

I would never....... race against Chevy

I would never...... Sit on a cactus OUCH!!!

T next

I WOULD NEVER....... TAKE ANYONE TO TDCJ-ID!!



S IS NEXT

I would never.........Sulk at a visit with my honey!

Next is T

I would NEVER TRUST a prosecutor.

mrs. d

I would never....Understand racism

next is V

I would never... vacuum my toliet

Next "W"

I would never Walk under a ladder.

the next is X.....

mrs. d

I would never X-RAY dirt

next is "Y"

I WOULD NEVER YANK ANYONES CHAIN NEXT "Z"

I would never..... Zoom around in a Ford

Next is "A"

I would NEVER argue with a bear.

The next one is B

mrs. d

I would never beg for anything....

Next C

Deb

I WOULD NEVER COUGH IN ANYONES FACE....NEXT D

I would never drink ginger ale....

next is e

Deb

I WOULD NEVER EAT SPINACH....... NEXT F

I would never.... Fry up a pan of dirt and rocks
next is "G"

I would never.. go to visit just wearing a G-string

Next is H

I would never have a cat...

next is i

Deb

I would never.... Ice skate with Barney

Next is "J"

I would never jump off a bridge..

Next is k

Deb

I would never kiss Ozzie Osbourn.

Next is "L."

I was going to say... I would never lose my mind... But it's already too late for that ... ;) ... SO...
I would never Leave too small a tip

Next is M

I would never miss the chance to say I love you.

Next letter is N

I wound never name a boy Sue. :)

Next is "O"

I would never NOT be without my true love again

next letter is o

I would never....Offer a gorilla a beer

Next "P"

I would never...PAINT my house pink

Next letter Q

I would never: Queate any Caos in a public restroom!!!!

I know that's not completely in compliance so here's this one:

Quiz a neighbor about the "strange" noises I heard last night.

Next letter is R

I would never reach out to a frog!

"S"

I would never sing to a snake...

next letter is p

Deb

I would never Take a chance with my visits again
:o(

I would never...Underestimate my love for Travis!

Next letter V

I would never VANDALIZE anything

the next is W

I would never...WEAR my underwear in public!

Next letter X!

I would never underestimate the mind of a child.

I would never x-ray what is growing in the fridge.

Next letter Z

I would never zap a bird.

Next letter a

Deb

I would never... Ask a Monkey for a date!

Next is "B"

I would never... bitch about my husband snoring again!!!!!!

(can't wait to hear that beautiful music!)

I would never ... Call anyone anonymously

Next is D

I would never...dance naked in public...

Next letter E

I would never...EAT peanut butter.

F

I would never.... Faint in a mud puddle

next "G"

I would never... go out on a blind date.

Next letter H

I would never help a snake

the next is I

I would never incite a bee..

Deb

J is next..

I would never...jaywalk across the 405 in So. Cal.

I would never kneel on pine cones

Deb

Next is L

I would never laugh at a monkey.

Next letter M

I would never...marry my dad!

N

I would never NAP at work

O

I would never open a present (yeah right!)

Deb

Next is P

I will never throw a "qeef" during sex!!! LMAO

R

(OOPS my 1st game and i already fell out of order!!) can the next person do "P")

I would never...pee my pants! :)

Q

I would never Quit visiting PTO

**lol @ roc city girls qeef**

"R"

I would never reuse my teabags

next letter S

LMAO @ Roc City Girl!

I would never.... Spit at my friends

Next is "T"

I would never Tip a cow.

Next is "U"

I would never do something to lose Trent again :(

I would never Urinate on someone.

V is next

I would never.... vote for nude grocery shopping only!

Next "W"

I would never Watch an execution.

X is next

I would never Xerox my bum! :D

Y...

I would never Yell at mom.

"Z"

I would never Zip an unknown childs pants for them.

A is next

I would never Ask for something that I didn't need.

B is next

I would never..... bump an old lady off a bench!

next "C"

I would never .... Cut my hair no matter what!

D is next

Never get a Divorce.

E is next

I would never Eat bulls balls.

F is next

I would never fudge a test.

Deb

Next g

i would never grope a strange man...lol dont know where that one came from :D

H is next

I would never Hollar at an old person.

G is next

I flygirl

I would never incinerate anyone

I would never Joke with a CO(most have no sense of humor)

I will never leave a visit angry :(

I would never moonwallk in the mall.

Next is "n"

how did yall go from j to l from l to M? lol

i would NEVER NEVER give billy a melvin :)

next is "O"

I would never Oogle another man.

P

i would never PEE in the wind!! :)

next letter "Q"

Q- I would never Qiver over Bratt Pitt.

R

I would never eat rye bread next is "S"

i would never have sex with Tammy.

U is next

I would never Understand innocent til proven guilty.

"V" is next

i would never vote democrat

"W"

i would never wear white after labor day

"X"

I would never become a xylophonist. (not very musically inclined)

Y-I would never Yawn during hankie pankie.

Z

i would never zoom past a cop *laugh*\

"A"

I would never give a false Alibi...

I would never beg to my brother!

i would never crash my car

D

I would never Drop Dead from being online too long!

"E" is next

i would never EAT food off the floor

F

I would never FLIRT with another man other than mine! (yeah right! nothing wrong with innocent flirting right?)

G

i would never GIVE money away

H

I would never... Hit an ugly person!

"I"

i would never...ICE my broken toe (laugh)

J

I would never Jiggel in public! lol

I would never Kick a guy down there

L

I would never LEAVE my hubby.

M
I would never Make out with a stranger (well not anymore)

N

i would never NOTICE short people (whatever that means..lol)

O

I would never Order cheap wine (yeah right:-) )

P

i would never pinch myself

Q

I would never Quiz my son about his g/f. (yea, right)

P

I would never...

Read one of my baby's letters twice. :p

S

I think I need to relearn my ABC's!

S- I would never Steal.

T

i would never tattletail

U

I would never... Untie your shoes!

Next "V"

i would never say 'vice-versa'

W

I would never "wiggle" in my chair.

X

i would never make a XEROX copy of my butt!! lol :D

Y

I would never.....YAWN on a visit with hubby. ((well not let him see it :D ))

Z

I would never Zip his pants up!

A

i would never answer someone elses phone

B

I would never... Belch loud in front of you!

Next "C"

I would never…chug 3 zombies. Again.

Next "D"

i would never...diet!

E

I would never EAT squid.

F

I would never forget me and Mani's first kiss!!!

G--

I would never.... GROW a mustach

Next is "H"

I would never use the water......hose on my neighbor (no matter how bad I would love to)


"I"

I would never......imply to my husband he's angry.

J

I would never joke around with someones heart

K

I would never KISS a frog!!!!

L

:wave:

i would never lick a stranger's neck

next letter Z

.

I would never ... moon another!

Next is N

i would never nip and tuck

next is B

I would never Opt out of a chore (yeah right!)

P

I would never Pose in the nude..................(LOL)


Q

i would never Quit on my husband :D

next is Y

I will never YAWN while on PTO!

Next is Z

I would never Zap another with a stun gun.

A

I would never ASK my dog to chase the neighborhood cat.

B

I would never BASH anyone over the head with an electric toaster while it was still hot.

Next is letter "C"

I would never CALL the president just to "chat."

D

I would never.... DRINK gutter water

Next "E"

I would never EAT with my hands...EWWWW!

F

I would never hit my hubby with a FRYING pan.

:dance:



G

I would never to go visit Donnie without my ID.

"H"

I would never hide with a Bee.

I

I would never Incubate my cat.

J

I would never...jinx my future mother-in-law. ;)

K

I would neverstep on hot coals

I would never fly a Kite in the nude!!!
(even the clouds would run!)

Hey ummm what letter are we on? We went from K to.. S to.. F? Okay I will go with "G" ....

I would never... Giggle if you fell flat on your butt!

Next is "H"

H

I would never heckle Becky

I

I would never Joke with a monkey

I would never ice my back

J

I would never JOKE around and tell tito i was cheating :argh

K

i would never kill anyone

L

I would never LEND money to a friend.

M


Ana

I would never... mix for my son (he's a DJ)

"N"

i would never nail my hand to the wall

O

I would never OPEN a can of worms!!!!


P

i would never PEE standing up (except in the shower lol) :eek:

Q

I would never.... Quiz you on NASCAR!

Next "R"

I would never repeat a secret.

ChevyGal, go ahead--quiz me on NASCAR!!

I would never Suck on a lemon, YUCK ( i hate lemons)



T

i would never tailgate a cop (AND I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE...lol) :D

U

I would never undress in public!

V

I would NEVER Vote for George Bush.

Next-- W:fb:

I Will vote for George Bush..............lol.


X

I would never wear nothing outside the house.

I would never lick an armpit of someone who smelled, ew. LOL

I would never take love for granted.

I would never Yell at the dog (yeah right)!

Z

i would never tell my kids i hated them.....

I would never have an abortion!

Letter B
I would never buy a padded underwear
Next letter C

i would never cheat on my taxes :)

d

I would never do a Doughnut in my SUV!!!



E

I would never eat anything from Fear Factor

i would never fart around public (but i do it all the time lol) :)

G

I would never fart in private LOL (that's suicide)

Let my Chuckie get away :)

i would never...name my child melvin :D

I would never....eat pickles in my ice cream! :D

I would never.......Ask for a better Fiance(There isn't one)

I would never eat bananas

i would never catch a fly ball( i always duck)

I would never....Deny my love!

E

I would never scratch my fingernails on a chalkboard! :nono:

I would never Goof off in churchl!

H

I would never lend a stranger $1000.00



M

I would never make a move on another man! :no:

N

I would never shave my head!

I would never live in an Igloo

can someone tell me the letter cause I am confused lol

"J" I believe

I would never jack a car :)

I would never dance with a kangaroo.

I would never Lick dry ice.

Next one is "M"

I would never mow a lawn full of rocks.

I would never null my marriage

o

I would never...Offer my neck to a knife wielding pyscho

P

I would never go see an Ocular Prosthetics doctor for a nose job.

I would never pee on someone..aren't you glad for that??


q

I would never..QUICKLY leave the visiting room after seeing my honey!

I would never run from the cops.

I would never sit on a frog

T -

I would never tease a tiger!

U

I would never undermind my dad.

I would never miss the oppurtunity to be "over the top" in love with my shut-in. God I adore him......

P is next

so sorry girls, still learning how to respond...V is mine ok.
I would never miss an oppertunity to send my man a Valentine!

W is next

I would never wire money to a stranger

x

I would never X-ray my letter from my mom.
"Y" is next

I would never yell at my mom

I would never Zap anyone with a taser

I would never try to annoy Darnell but we know that won't happen

b

I would never bare my breasts in public!

C

I would never cry in front of Darnell while hes locked up

d

I would never dance naked at a birthday party! (Gee, is my mind on nudity today?)

E

I would never eat something nasty

f

I would never flash a CO!


G

Grow hair under my armpits

H

I would never Hope for a better family!
I

I would never IGNORE my PTO family

J

I would never Jump off a 200 story building.

K is next

I would never kiss a frog.

L

Lie to Billy about anything

M

I would never Manage (control) someone elses life.

N

I would never nuke aluminum

o

I would never outdo my husband.

p

i would never Pass judgment on others
next Q

I would never quit while I was ahead.

r

I would never repeat what im going thru!
S?

I would never steal.

t

I would never...

test the patience of an alien from outerspace.

U next

under estimate the love my husband has for me

V

hold a candle light Vigil for the aliens who took my husband:)

I would never trust my ex-husband

i will never Understand why the c/o's have to be so cruel to our loved ones....
V

I would never very my thoughts.

w

I would never wrap up in a towel and streak through the yard.

X....

I would never....x-ray an elephant!

Y.....

I would never Yank a yanky!

Z

I would never :sleepy: while visiting my husband

A

I would never accuse anyone.

B

I would never borrow a toothbrush!

C

I would never cheat at cards! ;)

I would never Dare you to do something Dangerous!

E-

I would never eat something that fell into the mud.

f

Fart in public
G

I would Never give my husband away. One of my kid sisters, maybe, but not my hubby!

I would NEVER....................hug a porcupine!

I would never innocently think I can drive and drive.

I would never juggle anything on fire
K

I would never.......Kick a dog!

L....

I would never Lie to my husband.

M

I would NEVER.......Moon my mother!!!!


N......

I would NEVER........nap at work! :D

**I would*** :rolleyes:

I would never object against my boss.

P

I would never play with my man's heart.

Q

I would never quit when I am at my lowest.

R

I would NEVER.......run with scissors!!
(see MOM....I WAS listening!!!)

S

I would never steal from my mother, 'cause she would kick my a**! :eek:

T

I would never "toy" with someones emotions

"U"

Underestimate the power of LOVE!

V

I would never be physically violent with my young kids. No matter how much they sass me, piss me off, do stuff that would just drive me up the wall. Ground the heck out of them...YES. Take things away from them...YES. But they will never get an asset whipping from me!

W

I would never Walk barefoot on hot coles

X.......

i would never wear x-ray clothes to visit.
y

I would never...yell at a stranger cause I'M in a bad mood

Z

I would never zap anyone with a taser!

I would never apologize for something I didn't do

....next B

I would never belittle the love of my life...

next C

I would never........call a psychic (well.....never AGAIN!)

D......

I would never die from my ex-husband.

E

I would never EXPOSE myself in public.

F

I would NEVER.......faint at the sight of blood.

I would never .. Go wee wee out doors. :D :D

H

I would never Hula-hoop on an elephant's back!

I

I would never Itch my bum in public

I would never jump out of a 10 story building.

k

I would never Kiss a frog.

L

I would never...... LEAVE my baby alone


M

I would never Mate with anyone but my baby!!!

N..........

I would never NEVER lie to him
O

I would never Operate on someone!!

P

I would NEVER.........Pick my nose!

Q.....

I would never quarrel with my honey!

I would never Regret loving.

S

I would never Sneak around
T

I will never treat on him


U

I would never UNDO our realtionship
V

I would never Vacuum while my baby's sleeping!!!

W

I'll never wonder if he loves me because I know he does


X

I would never x him out of my life
Y

Still looks young


Z

I would never ZAP him away?

i would never ARRIVE late for a visit!!!

B

I would never cheat on him.

we missed B....

I would never B*tch in relationship. Communicate or be quiet is my thing.

C is next

I wouldn't let someone come between us.



D

I wouldn't DYE my hair hot pink!

E

I would never orgasm in public.

P is next

We missed E
I would never eat beets



Nest is F

I would never...

F- Flirt with a co-worker

G

I will never go to bed upset


H

I will never hop off of a train while it's moving.

I

I will love him forever


J

jump his friends' bones

K

Keep him from his family


L

Look for another man, I have my baby.

M

I would never....

Make love to another man while my baby's inside...or when he's on the outside for that matter...:p

N

I will never

Never go to bed mad when he comes home!

I will never
Open my heart to another man
P

p I would never ................Put my children in dangers way

Q

I will never question how he wants it when he comes home

R

I will never

regret marrying him.

S

I will never
Sleep without him





T

I would NEVER tell him a lie.

U

I will never
underhand him.


V

I would never allow him to VIOLATE parole!!!!

W

I would never water my garden in the nude

I would Never

Open Anything that has expired.

Next is "P"

pee on someone

Q

I will never
Question my son about his Daddy

Rip someone's heart out

I would never SING opera!!!

try bungee jumping

I would never under estimate anyone.

I would never Vacation on a nude beach.

W

I would never boast I was better than the next

We missed W....

I would never Wish harm on anyone.

X

xray someones head

Y

I would never
Yell at from in front peple.

Z

Zap my man from my life

argue with him about the small stuff

Be selfish

call him a coward

D

divorce my man


e

expect too much of him

Fight with him



G

go out with a ex


h

hurt him again

Isolate myself


J

Jeopardize our relationship

Kick him out



L

leave him

M

Mess with his head

N

never use him

I would never OPERATE on myself.

P

I would never pee on a car, hehe

Q

I would never question my baby . . .


R

rely on so called friends again

S

I would never stop my car in the middle of a freeway while everyone is doing 85mph.

tear his heart out

I would never use anyone.


V

I will never vote for a President
W

I will never Walk alone.


X

I would never play an Xylophone in a parade

Y

Yank his chain

Z

I will never own a Zebra.

A

Avoid serious problems

B

I will never Be ungrateful for my man's love.

C

i would never refuse a phone call from him

** I think it is "C"**


I would never count on anyone!

I would NEVER.......dance naked down main street in the rain!

E.....

I would never purchase an elephant

F

I'll never forget my Jesus' sacrifice for me..

God bless

I would never deny her love

G was actually the letter,So I'll say..

I would never get a mans name on me!

H..

God bless

I would never hurt my family or my friends


I

I would never.......... invite another female to have a threesome (for my boyfriend's pleasure, NOT mine). :angry:

Next is the letter "J."

I would never joke about something that would offend people



k

I would never just up and leave

next letter is L

I would never kill anyone


L

I would never lick my husbands face. :yes:

M:)

I would never murder anyone

n

I would never not love my family back.

M..

God Bless YOU

mess around with another man

N

i think we are up to O
so i will never eat OCTOPUS...

P

LOL i am playing dis game wrong my bad

I would never pee in my pants

Q

I would never quit loving my man



R

I would never Ruin my relationship

S

I would never steal anyones man


T

I would never Tell someone's secret

U

I would never understand the male species lol



V

Vote against my opinion

W

I would never whoop anyone for saying my mama lol



x

I would never X-ray a babydall.

Y

I would never yell at my parents


z

I would never lose zest for protecting my mans heart.

A

GOD BLESS YOU

I would never Announce someone's pregnancy without them knowing

B

I would never brag about the things I got


c

I would never Come over unannounced.

D

I would never degrade her

I would never engage in a 3some



f

I will never Forget the military men and womans sacrifice for us.

G..

GOD Bless

G - Go Out On My Husband

H -

I would never go hunting

I

I would never live in an Igloo

J

I would never jack someones car



k

I would never Kiss another man passionately

L

I would never Love lies..

M..

God bless

I would never Make my guy doubt me.

N

I would never note how much a person annoys me.

O

I would never Open a can and leave it sitting.

P

I would never pee in a seat at the theatre.

Q

I would never Quit my job without having another one.

R

I would never strip

I would never Turn my back on my guy.

U

I would never UNDERSTAND fully what my man did for this country.

V..

GOD Bless

I would never VELCRO my butt to the coffee table

W

I would never WASH my red shirts with my white jeans..lol

God Bless

X..

i would never play in a x-rated movie


y

i would never Take a therd n do this again
i know its not funny but i had nothing to say

never U

Someone messed this up so I'm taking it upon myself to start again! :blah:

A....

I will never... Ask too much of him



B...

I will never.......BAKE a cow pie! Ewww
C

I would never...
Change my feelings towards him. I love this man and thats how its going to stay!!! :dance:


D...

i would never....

Drink and Drive.....

E....

"E"nd our relationship

F

Fist fight with anyone.

I would never: G...

I would never... Gamble my honey's boxers!!

H

I would never...
Hurt him or my friends



I...

You just did I, it should be J..lol

Jealous of those I care about..Never

K

I would never....
Kiss a Texan Female....lol! (You asked for that girl! :ha:)



L....

I would never...

Lick the bottom of my shoe after I've stepped in dog poo.


M.....

Make a fool out of myself in public


N.....

I would never....
say No to him....:ha:



O...

Open a can of worms intentionally!

P

pee outside in the daylight

I would never....
Quite figure out how this all started.


R...

I would never know who all comes up with these games

R I would never resist his love

S

I would never Stop loving my guy

T...

I would never Tell him a lie

U....

I would never use a curling iron

V

I would never vacation in Iraq!


W

i would never...walk around in circles

x

I would never... appear in an X-rated movie!

Y...

i would never yoldle in front of people


z...

I would never....

zip my childs chin up in his jacket!

next is A.......... start over

I would never ..... Answer my cell phone in the movies.

B.........

i would never.. beat my kid like some of these parents do!


c......

I would never... cheat on a test

d...

I would never: Dump my Kiah...ever!


E

I would never Eat a worm

F

I would never fart in public!

G

I would never grab my boss's butt!!

h

I WoOd NeVEr............HaNg MysElF

I

I would never Interupt a funeral service

J

I would never jump out of a moving car!

K

I would never get to grips with putting on a Kimono

L

I will never Love a stranger.

M

I Will NeVer say :heart: "I LoVe You" :heart: unless i mean it.

I would never Not say I love you to my beautiful husband.

O