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Pooh'sgirl
02-19-2006, 02:14 PM
My answers to the same dumb questions or remarks are getting more and more insane as time progresses. Because it gets so boring I guess.

IS THIS HAPPENING TO YOU GUYS TOO??

"There's no future for you in it."
I just want to get married, I don't want a husband who's around!!

"Perhaps he'll murder you one day" (!)
Well, you said there wouldn't be a future..(that'll get 'm riled up goood)

"Are you sure he killed just one person?"
Actually, he bumped off his whole neighbourhood, but since there were no witnesses left.. he didn't get DR.

I've noticed that people don't ask questions anymore lately:p

Peace!

HotLatinaMILF4U
02-19-2006, 02:51 PM
LMAO Okay hugggz to you for making me laugh even though I didn't feel much like it today. Let me share this:

Sebastian's mom and I were in the hallway at the courthouse waiting to get his Public Defender's attention. Think: Doogie Howser if he'd gone into law instead of medicine. We asked him how he was going to proceed with the case. He looked at Sebastian's file looked back at us and said, "Wow he's got a reeeeally bad record." We looked at him and both said, "And?" He just stood there not saying a word. Finally Sebastian's mama asked him, "Son, are you sure you can handle this?" He looked puzzled and walked back into the courtroom. We got the continuance based on Sebastian speaking for himself. It sounds awful I know but in it's moments quite laughable.

Great post Pooh's girl, keep 'em coming...

Patty

Pooh'sgirl
02-19-2006, 04:47 PM
Patty,

You sure must've felt like spanking him for not doing his homework...:D

A friend of mine had this young doctor once, he went like "wow, this is heavy stuff...". (she was there to talk about her parents ill health)

They seem to get younger and more ignorant by the day.
(Or are we getting o..? Nah!:blah: )