luckyme1526
12-22-2005, 06:05 AM
Hi girls,
I got this in my email from a friend today and I thought it was cute so I decided to share, I hope you like it too...
Rebeca :)
Patron Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Patron Tequila
Sample the Patron to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Patron again (to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink).
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in the large bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Patron is still OK...try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,,, Pick the dang fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Patron to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of sa! lt, or something. Who giveshz a crap... Check the Patron. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Patron and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
I got this in my email from a friend today and I thought it was cute so I decided to share, I hope you like it too...
Rebeca :)
Patron Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Patron Tequila
Sample the Patron to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Patron again (to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink).
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in the large bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Patron is still OK...try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,,, Pick the dang fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Patron to check for
tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of sa! lt, or something. Who giveshz a crap... Check the Patron. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Patron and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS