I shave my legs,
i sit down to pee,
And i can justify any shopping spree.

Dont go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance my checkbook
I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass.

My beautys a materpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others, when i am wrong.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
i'm usually late.

I dont watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Dont need instant replay
to remember the score.

I wont lose my hair,
I dont get jock itch.
And just cause
i'm assertive,
dont call me a bitch.

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot..
Not at my chest!!

Dont call me a girl, a babe or a chick.

I am a woman.
Get it?, you d....

soraya,
I just found this. It is too good!
Kim

I like this and it was posted last May?? It's cute and says it all.

Deb

that is cute

This is on my desk at work :) I have always loved this poem. :) Thanks for sharing

I MISS YOU SORAYA.... WHERE ARE YOU..... SEE, WE ARE EVEN BRINGING BACK SOME OF YOUR OLD POSTS..


DONNA