GSPack
10-29-2005, 07:34 PM
Just thought we needed something to cheer us up and laugh!!!!! But if you think about it these are so so true.....LOL
1. Cheese Grits
2. We're the reason God created Football.
3. World's last outpost of good manners
4. Humidity eliminates need for expensive home sauna
5. You can put a license tag on anything, drive it down the road,
and no-one will stop you.
6. Sweet Tea
7. Barbecue
8. Unlike less-fun Yankee states, it only takes one snowflake to
create a statewide holiday
9. Supermarkets have cute names like Piggly Wiggly, Jitney Jungle
and Winn-Dixie
10. No official limit on height of hair-dos
11. Children address adults using Sir and Ma'am
12. Police Officers greet you by name when pulling you over
13. Cultural trends take hold at a leisurely pace so everyone can
get on board
14. Crocuses come up before the last Christmas decorations come down
15. New York and California are not taken seriously
16. Gulf Beaches
17. Everyone knows how to tell a good story
18. Politics are more entertaining
19. Auburn-Alabama Game
20. Front porches
21. Back porches
22. Corn on the Cob
23. We have our own way of tawkin'
24. We have our own music
25. More family reunions than any other state
26. Best joke tellers in the world
27. Plenty of elbow room
28. Fried Apple Pie
29. People still know how to dress up
30. At every get together there is always someone who can pick a
guitar
31. There's no skimping on side dishes
32. Vintage automobiles are given the respect they deserve
33. Highest per capita cosmetic skills in the nation
34. More books and songs written about Alabama than any other state
35. Azaleas
36. Fried Okra
37. Cornbread
38. Farmer's Markets
39. Flea Markets
40. Neighbors rarely come over empty handed
41. If you break down on the side of the road, someone will
always stop to help
42. Soda pop brands have colorful names like Nehi and Grapico
43. No part of a pig ever goes to waste
44. Church suppers
45. Citizens generally know the difference between right and
wrong
46. Wild Blackberries
47. Bluebirds in the Spring
48. Children use the quaint expressions "Please" and "Thank You"
49. Tent Revivals
50. River Rats
51. People don't generally pass through -- they come to stay
52. Small talk skill level highest in nation
53. Handshakes still effective in business dealings
54. We might fight but we always make up
55. Fishing that borders on religious experience
56. Knowing someone will always hold the door for you
57. 364 day golfing season (every day except Christmas)
58. Palm Trees, Dogwoods, Sycamores, Live Oaks, Fig Trees,
Sweet Gums and Magnolias
59. Never a shortage of advice on any subject
60. Traffic laws subject to individual interpretation
61. Central Air
62. Sweet Potato Pie
63. Misty mornings in the mountains
64. Wild Muscadines
65. Dirt Track Racing
66. Family Recipes
67. Sunsets in November
68. Red Tail Hawks
69. Homemade Ice Cream
70. Peach Cobbler
71. Snow flurries on Thanksgiving
72. Heat waves on Thanksgiving
73. No legal limit on quantity of exterior Christmas lights per
household
74. There are still people who talk without cussing
75. For those who must cuss, wide array of original expletives
available
76. Backyard Gardens
77. Sawmill Gravy
78. Neighborhood block parties
79. Volunteer Fire Departments
80. Mayors who conveniently also sell insurance and used cars
81. Camellias blooming in February
82. 'Nanner Puddin'
83. Mee-maw's Coconut Cake
84. Pa-paw's Tomatoes
85. Folks who know your Mamma and Daddy and their Mammas and
Daddies
86. Bluegrass Festivals
87. Going barefoot in March
88. Butterbeans
89. Fried Catfish
90. Certain homemade beverages (someone put moonshine on this line,
but I think year-round iced tea is the best Alabama beverage of all).
91. Cockroach species guaranteed to scare the wits out of
unsuspecting Yankees
92. High ratio of morning radio shows with hosts named Bubba
93. Siestas on summer afternoons
94. Strangers say hello on the street, and instead of running in the
opposite direction, you say hello back
95. Home to one of the seven wonders of the world: the infield
at Talladega on race day
96. Misguided national news coverage of state keeps obnoxiously
heavy, environmentally damaging tourist traffic to a minimum
97. Children grow up bilingual, speaking both English and
Southern
98. State leads the way in culinary presentation of the peanut
99. Women named Velma
100. Men named J.B., J.R., J.D., J.P., J.C., J.T., or J.W
101. You can leave Alabama, but you'll always come back home
Y'all have a nice day, now! YA HEAH!!
1. Cheese Grits
2. We're the reason God created Football.
3. World's last outpost of good manners
4. Humidity eliminates need for expensive home sauna
5. You can put a license tag on anything, drive it down the road,
and no-one will stop you.
6. Sweet Tea
7. Barbecue
8. Unlike less-fun Yankee states, it only takes one snowflake to
create a statewide holiday
9. Supermarkets have cute names like Piggly Wiggly, Jitney Jungle
and Winn-Dixie
10. No official limit on height of hair-dos
11. Children address adults using Sir and Ma'am
12. Police Officers greet you by name when pulling you over
13. Cultural trends take hold at a leisurely pace so everyone can
get on board
14. Crocuses come up before the last Christmas decorations come down
15. New York and California are not taken seriously
16. Gulf Beaches
17. Everyone knows how to tell a good story
18. Politics are more entertaining
19. Auburn-Alabama Game
20. Front porches
21. Back porches
22. Corn on the Cob
23. We have our own way of tawkin'
24. We have our own music
25. More family reunions than any other state
26. Best joke tellers in the world
27. Plenty of elbow room
28. Fried Apple Pie
29. People still know how to dress up
30. At every get together there is always someone who can pick a
guitar
31. There's no skimping on side dishes
32. Vintage automobiles are given the respect they deserve
33. Highest per capita cosmetic skills in the nation
34. More books and songs written about Alabama than any other state
35. Azaleas
36. Fried Okra
37. Cornbread
38. Farmer's Markets
39. Flea Markets
40. Neighbors rarely come over empty handed
41. If you break down on the side of the road, someone will
always stop to help
42. Soda pop brands have colorful names like Nehi and Grapico
43. No part of a pig ever goes to waste
44. Church suppers
45. Citizens generally know the difference between right and
wrong
46. Wild Blackberries
47. Bluebirds in the Spring
48. Children use the quaint expressions "Please" and "Thank You"
49. Tent Revivals
50. River Rats
51. People don't generally pass through -- they come to stay
52. Small talk skill level highest in nation
53. Handshakes still effective in business dealings
54. We might fight but we always make up
55. Fishing that borders on religious experience
56. Knowing someone will always hold the door for you
57. 364 day golfing season (every day except Christmas)
58. Palm Trees, Dogwoods, Sycamores, Live Oaks, Fig Trees,
Sweet Gums and Magnolias
59. Never a shortage of advice on any subject
60. Traffic laws subject to individual interpretation
61. Central Air
62. Sweet Potato Pie
63. Misty mornings in the mountains
64. Wild Muscadines
65. Dirt Track Racing
66. Family Recipes
67. Sunsets in November
68. Red Tail Hawks
69. Homemade Ice Cream
70. Peach Cobbler
71. Snow flurries on Thanksgiving
72. Heat waves on Thanksgiving
73. No legal limit on quantity of exterior Christmas lights per
household
74. There are still people who talk without cussing
75. For those who must cuss, wide array of original expletives
available
76. Backyard Gardens
77. Sawmill Gravy
78. Neighborhood block parties
79. Volunteer Fire Departments
80. Mayors who conveniently also sell insurance and used cars
81. Camellias blooming in February
82. 'Nanner Puddin'
83. Mee-maw's Coconut Cake
84. Pa-paw's Tomatoes
85. Folks who know your Mamma and Daddy and their Mammas and
Daddies
86. Bluegrass Festivals
87. Going barefoot in March
88. Butterbeans
89. Fried Catfish
90. Certain homemade beverages (someone put moonshine on this line,
but I think year-round iced tea is the best Alabama beverage of all).
91. Cockroach species guaranteed to scare the wits out of
unsuspecting Yankees
92. High ratio of morning radio shows with hosts named Bubba
93. Siestas on summer afternoons
94. Strangers say hello on the street, and instead of running in the
opposite direction, you say hello back
95. Home to one of the seven wonders of the world: the infield
at Talladega on race day
96. Misguided national news coverage of state keeps obnoxiously
heavy, environmentally damaging tourist traffic to a minimum
97. Children grow up bilingual, speaking both English and
Southern
98. State leads the way in culinary presentation of the peanut
99. Women named Velma
100. Men named J.B., J.R., J.D., J.P., J.C., J.T., or J.W
101. You can leave Alabama, but you'll always come back home
Y'all have a nice day, now! YA HEAH!!