Doesnt exactly have to have happened too you, can be something you also.


Well in Anatomy class the teacher asked what CO means? I burst out Correction Officer.. The whole class just looked at me and then started to laugh.. I knew the answer was Carbon monoxide dont really know how that answer didnt come out.

That's a good one E! :)

Hrm. I have all sorts of stories about drunk adventures and mis-adventures when I was in school.

One of the funniest, by far, was in a chemistry class. This class started at 7:30am, MWF and Thursdays were a big party night, so there were always drunks in that Chem class. One Friday morning, a young lady had obviously not made it home to change or clean up. She was wearing a tiny shirt that barely covered her boobs and a skirt up to her butt cheeks. She was still drunk from the night before. Very drunk.

In the middle of class, prof asks if there are any questions about something, she raises her hand and tries to stand up, and she falls. Down several steps. (This in a lecture auditorium that will seat 500 people about about 300 are in attendance.) The skirt comes up to show that she'd lost her underwear and part of the top pulls loose and out come her boobs. She was fully exposed. The class is laughing, but prof gets everyone quieted down fairly quickly, but girlie didn't move, boob and hoo-hoo all hanging out. Prof says, "Young lady, are you okay?" She says, "I'd be better if I could remember where I left my panties, but I think I left them at HIS house" and she pointed at some guy a few rows down below where she had been sitting. "Young lady, are you supposed to be in this class?" asks the prof. "NO!" she says, "But those are my lucky panties and I want them back, now!"

She jumped up and went over to the guy. Started yelling at him for who knows what and guy was obviously a bit hung over. Prof ended up asking them to leave the class, but OMIGOD was it funny.

:)

Jenn

That is too funny.. just made a rear of herself all over her lucky panties..

ONe thing that i didnt like at school was when i saw a girl who obviously like class .. well come to find out she was sneaking to school and her husband didint know .. nor did he want her bettering her self in any way. .well one night he followed her and waited for her after class. he Grabbed her and slammed her on the wall.. telling her that she was a stupid tramp that no one was ever gonna give a job.. the only job she was smart enough to hold was being a wife and having kids and that she was already failing at that.. She tried to pull away but he had a good hold on her.. few guys from class went to her rescue.. and he started to call her whore and a few other choice words as they helped her.. The cops (now i am thankful they are always at school) arrested him .. and as he was taken away she apologized to him for going to school and said she would never do it again.. And then it was like a light went on in her head and she turned around and said no I would never take this again from you.. I am leaving you.. From what the teacher says she moved most likely to get away from him.