Menally-Ill
04-17-2003, 06:43 PM
I just KNOW I'm gonna catch hell from SOMEONE for violating their rule prohibiting me from posting!!!...
BUT, this SARS thing is getting MEGA-SERIOUS!
600 Members of a Catholic church have gone into quarantine, two under court order, because 30 members are now SARS cases! This congregation attended a SARS victim's funeral a few weeks back!
Umm... did I NOT say something about immediate cremation of SARS victims? Cremation should be standard procedure for any infectious victim!!! (But I'm just an idiot! What do I know?)
As of Wednesday, 303 cases of SARS in Canada...249 are here in Toronto.
We are now in the FIFTH GENERATION of this virus! WOW! No wonder we are snowed under!
10,000 now are in quarantine! 15 in FORCED quarantine. And the government is talking about electronic ankle bracelets, and videocameras set up with the Internet, for monitoring these cases! (Civil liberties,anyone?)
Koch's Postulates have been met! There are now official lab monkeys in Rotterdam, that have been infected. So it is a new variant of CORONAVIRUS! It's a mutated COLD virus, that has leapt from animals to humans, and it is DEADLY!(VERY UGLY DEATHS, people! I'll spare you the details!)
Hospitals are being blamed for NOT CONTAINING THE ILL! (Another thing I've been saying for weeks. But I'm an idiot, remember!) Several SARS cases trekked from hospital to hospital saying "This is NOT an ordinary cold I have" and they were turned away and sent home!
ELEVEN SARS children are now in Sick Kids Hospital...
A high school student went to school and wrote a biology exam on the tenth day of quarantine, and got sick that night...
A guy at Hewlett Packard kept on going to work, saying "I'm fine. Really!" when he'd been ordered into quarantine!
Airlines are saying that air travel has DROPPED by 25%! And 51 countries are now screening Canadian travellers! We are becoming PARIAHS, the leper colony of the world! Oh, well, it'll give the Chinese a break!
EASTER WEEKEND will be a nightmare concern, especially with churches that dip hands in holy water, then make the sign of the cross! Or that kiss crosses, statues and icons! Place communion hosts on people's tongues! The water in baptismal fonts! The enclosed space of a confessional!
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS:
You wanna "play hooky" from work? You just have to call your boss, fake cough once or twice, and they're saying "PLEASE TAKE TEN DAYS OFF!!! GO RIGHT AHEAD!!! WE'LL KEEP YOUR JOB FOR YOU!!!"
BUT, this SARS thing is getting MEGA-SERIOUS!
600 Members of a Catholic church have gone into quarantine, two under court order, because 30 members are now SARS cases! This congregation attended a SARS victim's funeral a few weeks back!
Umm... did I NOT say something about immediate cremation of SARS victims? Cremation should be standard procedure for any infectious victim!!! (But I'm just an idiot! What do I know?)
As of Wednesday, 303 cases of SARS in Canada...249 are here in Toronto.
We are now in the FIFTH GENERATION of this virus! WOW! No wonder we are snowed under!
10,000 now are in quarantine! 15 in FORCED quarantine. And the government is talking about electronic ankle bracelets, and videocameras set up with the Internet, for monitoring these cases! (Civil liberties,anyone?)
Koch's Postulates have been met! There are now official lab monkeys in Rotterdam, that have been infected. So it is a new variant of CORONAVIRUS! It's a mutated COLD virus, that has leapt from animals to humans, and it is DEADLY!(VERY UGLY DEATHS, people! I'll spare you the details!)
Hospitals are being blamed for NOT CONTAINING THE ILL! (Another thing I've been saying for weeks. But I'm an idiot, remember!) Several SARS cases trekked from hospital to hospital saying "This is NOT an ordinary cold I have" and they were turned away and sent home!
ELEVEN SARS children are now in Sick Kids Hospital...
A high school student went to school and wrote a biology exam on the tenth day of quarantine, and got sick that night...
A guy at Hewlett Packard kept on going to work, saying "I'm fine. Really!" when he'd been ordered into quarantine!
Airlines are saying that air travel has DROPPED by 25%! And 51 countries are now screening Canadian travellers! We are becoming PARIAHS, the leper colony of the world! Oh, well, it'll give the Chinese a break!
EASTER WEEKEND will be a nightmare concern, especially with churches that dip hands in holy water, then make the sign of the cross! Or that kiss crosses, statues and icons! Place communion hosts on people's tongues! The water in baptismal fonts! The enclosed space of a confessional!
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS:
You wanna "play hooky" from work? You just have to call your boss, fake cough once or twice, and they're saying "PLEASE TAKE TEN DAYS OFF!!! GO RIGHT AHEAD!!! WE'LL KEEP YOUR JOB FOR YOU!!!"