bookgirl
05-06-2002, 06:23 PM
Before we got married, The Yankee (my husband) and I decided that we would make an effort not to lose our sense of humor when the situation looks impossible. One way we keep our spirits up is to tease each other A LOT. Here's a list I made to get him back when he picked on me one time too many. Hope you'll get a kick out of it.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS IN PRISON
:cuffs: You haven't seen him since John Walsh showed up with a camera crew.
:cuffs: The monthly bills no longer include a bar tab from LeRoy's Billiards & BBQ.
:cuffs: Your children aren't using any new swear words.
:cuffs: There's something in the refrigerator besides cholesterol.
:cuffs: Your stress headaches have stopped.
:cuffs: The pillowcases smell like fabric softener instead of whiskey and sardines.
:cuffs: The neighbors let their children play outside now.
:cuffs: The grass next to where the truck is parked doesn't smell like a urinal anymore.
:cuffs: The toilet seat is always down.
:cuffs: The amount of sex you're getting is almost exactly enough.
In retaliation, he said he's working on a list of the TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE MARRIED TO A REDHEAD. I'll share if he ever finishes it.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR HUSBAND IS IN PRISON
:cuffs: You haven't seen him since John Walsh showed up with a camera crew.
:cuffs: The monthly bills no longer include a bar tab from LeRoy's Billiards & BBQ.
:cuffs: Your children aren't using any new swear words.
:cuffs: There's something in the refrigerator besides cholesterol.
:cuffs: Your stress headaches have stopped.
:cuffs: The pillowcases smell like fabric softener instead of whiskey and sardines.
:cuffs: The neighbors let their children play outside now.
:cuffs: The grass next to where the truck is parked doesn't smell like a urinal anymore.
:cuffs: The toilet seat is always down.
:cuffs: The amount of sex you're getting is almost exactly enough.
In retaliation, he said he's working on a list of the TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE MARRIED TO A REDHEAD. I'll share if he ever finishes it.